/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Evan Williams, I drink far too much of that stuff.

Cant go wrong with good ol Jack Daniels and a 12 pack of Coca Cola. I am but a simple man.

>>16098009
Jack+Coke will always have a place in my heart.

>>16097998
Literally the OP

>>16098025
So, cum?

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>>16098006
Cheap but good, kino choice

>>16097998
Almost always on sale for $19 where I live.
Cheaper than that I'd go for Heaven Hill.

>>16098335
Based af. When I used to bartend we used that as our well since like half our sales were old fashions.

Pic related with sprite is my favorite cheap, easy choice at home.

Like if you're talkin cheap cheap. This is probably the cheapest that's still alright. Used to go for about 9 a bottle around here. Patrician tier for rock bottom.

Already posted in another thread but it's fuckin good

>>16097998
Whichever is closest to the exit

Not too pricey here; EW bonded is less, but I prefer Rittenhouse for the few extra dollars

>>16098483
>>16098674
True men of culture.

>>16097998
Just water for me.
I value my health.

>>16097998
Buffalo Trace is my goto when it comes to price and quality.

>>16098761
over $30 after tax last place i saw it stocked

>>16099818
Jack is over $30, really depends what you consider cheap, is everything that isn’t top shelf cheap?

>>16098335
>>16098006

This is about as cheap as I am willing to go and are both really good choice especially you see bonded or bottled in bond on the label, I believe it means it adheres to stricter quality standards.

>>16098674
>>16098483
unbelievably based

>>16099879
Jack is gay shit for legit boomers and fratfags and chain restaurants. cheap is a compromise, decent value for money. a grade above swill.

>>16099965
it does bump the quality up a bit, but not too dramatically as the barrel quality, batch blending and storage area are still less restrictive

>>16097998

I can get this around 35 dollars. I love Islay whisky

>>16100590
Not sure why I said dollars, meant yuros.

>>16099965
>stricter quality standards
Not really.
The practical difference for most people is the 50% alcohol (not 43%, not 40%), and the 4 year minimum aging. No consumer really worries about the all made in the same 6 months by the same master distiller in the same distillery part these days.
You probably get better barrel aging if it's not done in a bonded warehouse, and you can definitely do a better blend if your source material isn't all from the same season... you just lose out on the tax incentives.

Clan MacGregor

Blended and 14 USD for 1.75L

>>16097998
a splash of something not dogshit in vodka
or Kentucky gentleman

For me, it's Four Roses

Famous Grouse.

>>16102854
am literally having it rn lol

>>16097998
Jameson is pretty affordable here in hueland and far better than anything at the same price range.
The IPA edition is incredibly cheap by br standards.

This, evan williams, or mellow corn.

>>16103461
Also this

>>16103461
its all HH to me brother

bretty gud for slosh

>>16097998

I think old par (26 burger bucks?) is the cheapest whisky I'll drink its insane flavor for value

>>16103468
an old standby

Costco booze. It's cheap enough and good too. Generally all around $20 for a 1.75l bottle. The canadian whisky is my go to. Reminds me of crown royal. The irish is good too. The scotch is decent, vodka is excellent. I'm not a big rum drinkers, but I have feedback from friends that it's good.

wt101 or famous grouse

>>16098761
Mein Aryan bruder

Wild Turkey 101 is around 26 bux around here or I could get a liter of Old Grand Dad Bonded for 30
Real quality bourbon I'd say
Most bourbon over $20 is worth drinking, what a good spirit

>>16103461
God yes

>>16097998
Wild Turkey 101

>>16097998
It's super smooth, and about half as cheap as other Jap whisky.

I like phenolic sticks of South Verginera. Please put this shit in an ultrasonic resonator to violently carbonate a swill. Just like the soul of Whatever his face wanted.

>>16099818
That's about the average where I live thanks to my state taxing the fuck out of alcohol.

>>16104474
Idk where you live but around these parts this is an expensive drink.

>>16104560

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssdTGFJXJeo

>>16104570
You can get it at Costco for about $60. Most Jap whisky is over $100, and a lot of it is over $300.

>>16104582
Yeah nigga that aint cheap.

>>16104601
It's cheap for what it is though.

>>16104560
Even within the usa people just listing prices without mentioning the state is useless

>>16098335
this stuff is good

>>16104680

>>16104652
>>16104601
>>16104582
Consider yourselves lucky. I hate my countries excise rates :'(

>>16097998

Make your own and shuttup about it. It's easy and you get 20 handles for under 50 bucks.

>>16104697
and i hate your country

>>16104704
Don't hate that shit, it tastes like caramel corn. It's pretend. Go to Islay. At least they have peat bogs and know how to use them.

>>16104688
based wyoming

>>16104702
its illegal to distill your own spirits in most countries. not to mention you could also fuck it up and kill yourself.

>>16104702
That's a jackson crossflow condenser stuffed with copper mouse mesh, followed by a crimped copper(refrigerant copper) Liebig that are all insulated and feed into a catch for either stripping or a proper EtoH run. I forgot to say, it's a column still, boka, that makes 3 handles every 3 hours with a 3 inch pipe. Convenient. I can make 93% that has just a hint of vanillin in it.

>>16104733
Yeah, welcome to the 1930s propaganda. You CANT kill youself, unless you consider wine a poison. Wine has more pectins than any wash I've ever made and pectines are the only thing that creates methanol. AND wine can't create enough to harm you. Just read a bit please. They ran prohibition booze through lead radiators and it didn't do anything more than retard education. The government poisoned the booze for their campaign. Ask a chemist. I'm not anti government but you people know fuck all about the chemistry.

>>16104726
I actually get my liquor from there(live in Montana)

When you can build one of these, the world's your oyster.

>>16104826
I would but I'm too much of a drunk to have alcohol for pennies on the dollar

>>16104834
What? wait.. DId you touch my drink? whyiaughta!

>>16104787
>unless you consider wine a poison
all alcohol is technically poison you dolt. and its a common thing world wide people dying from cheap booze that was distilled by their owners. look it up.

>>16097998
the old berta aint tee bag but this is my go to.

>>16104884
>from cheap booze that was distilled by their owners
Wrong. It was cheap "booze" that was distilled by the government to discourage homebrewing due to it raking in so much tax money. Think before you post kid it could save a life.

>>16104921
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_methanol_poisoning_incidents

40 canuckbucks

>>16104932
>wikipedia
Use a less pozzed website next time shill.

>>16104946
>Hide nothing, fear nothing
>42.5%

>>16098711
Alcohol is a byproduct of civilization you stupid mother fucking bitch.

>>16104070
Incredibly based

What are some whiskeys that are easy to drink a lot of straight?
Fireball is the only one I've found so far thats easy to drink

Also anyone know of something thats the US version of strong zero? I wanna drink like the anime girls

Jameson

>>16104951
There's nothing wrong with Wikipedia. They have a lot of good compilation pages. As long as you don't believe every word you read (which you shouldn't be doing on the internet anyways) then its fine.

I make a "garbage pail" of booze every month or so that costs under 50 bucks and make sooooo much booze.

Fuck the government. And I don't say this lightly. They do not reinvest in you, they piss it away in M1A1 tanks that go to a warehouse and never get used because of Senate needs. Drink what you want. You got one life.

>>16106190
Sorry, you need a recipe for that shit..

115L of water
30Kg Sugar
1326ml tomato paste (8.5cans)
5tsp Citric Acid
380g Yeast
1 tsp Epsom salt
2 campden tablets in water

Search birdwatchers calculator if you can't house that.

>>16106179
>There's nothing wrong with Wikipedia
Oh yes there's nothing wrong with some biased website that can't even get the facts for something like Gamer Gate correct. Get fucked cunt.

I see and hear a lot of shilling for Jim Beam highballs. Is it a marketing meme or is it good?

Makers mark

>>16106986
havent made one personally, but it should be a decent cocktail as long as you arent using the premixed can. I'd use something other than the base 40% white label unless youre using a less heavy ratio of ginger ale, which warrants no bitters or garnish.

>>16106193
>tomato paste
but why

>>16106678
lol, still seething about your witch hunt, goober? It's been like a decade, give it up.

JW red for nights i really hate myself

>>16107929
I see that American marketing shills it with Ginger Ale + Beam (Is that really a highball? That's just Beam and ginger) and then in Japan they shill Beam as the exotic american whiskey to mix with club soda and lemon to get a more traditional highball. I'm curious which of the two are better. I think just beam and ginger might be too sugary,

>>16100077
>Jack is gay shit for legit boomers and fratfags and chain restaurants.
Do eurotrash really?
>>16099879
It's $22 bucks here, but we got legal gambling, automatic weapons and prostitution.

>>16107946

fermentation

Wt101
Eag Rare is only like 30 fux here, so i usually just opt for that

>>16108073
>being a JD apologist
gb2reddit

>>16098761
Only cheap I can drink neat without feeling like I'm going to die
>>16098391
Passable but ew

>>16098009
This.

mcmasters canadian bullshit

Heaven Hill.
$9 a bottle, better than Wild Turkey

>>16107949
I'll never give up on the battle for free speech. Kill yourself.

>>16107972
Depends largely on the ginger ale.
Several are subtlely sweet, and the ginger bite is a nice accent to the booze.
Otherwise, lemon, dash of simple syrup, seltzer or club soda - kinda like a tom collins.

Old Tom tastes bretty good and is cheap as well

>>16104726
one of these days i would like to take a cross-country road trip and I swear to God I will make a pit-stop in Wyoming and fill every nook and cranny of my car with liquor

Bird Dog Peanut Butter Whiskey

Try it with Dr. Pepper.

>>16097998
Evan Williams. For really cheap, old crow.

>>16107034
this

>>16104688
>live in WA
everyone here drinks anyways

>>16110731
Their prices are on par with Wisconsin discount stores.

>>16104932
All the incidents listed in the US are from people drinking fuel alcohol and a fraudulently labeled lab 'ethanol'
>>16106179
>There's nothing wrong with Wikipedia.
The way you used it here is fine but there's plenty wrong with Wikipedia. Look at the edit history of any page with any political/historical connotation at all and you'll see a dozen retards with a grudge having an edit war over whether a document that says so-and-so village once belonged to Retardstan rather than Autismia is an admissable source.

>>16097998
You answered the question in the parentheses.

>>16104702
If you aren't mashing malted barley/wheat/rye/corn, then it isn't whisky.
If you're making 35 liters for under $50, then you're making what could be called rum or moonshine, but it's definitely not whisky.
Malted grain is not cheap. A 55lb sack of malted barley is around $40-50, which will yield around 3 gallons of 80-proof whisky.
So that's 8 handles of whisky for $50.
And the capital investment is pretty high. An 8 gallon kettle for mashing will cost at least $150, a wort chiller is at least $60, oak barrel is at least $100, etc.
Then there's gas/propane, water costs, and miscellaneous expenses like yeast and sanitizing solution.
And brewing beer or whisky takes a lot of time and patience.

source: https://moonshiners.club/homemade-whiskey-recipe-and-technology/
The recipe uses 17.6lb of malted barley and the end result is 3-4 liters.

Ain't bad at all, especially at $25 for 1.75L

For when I feel like drinking myself into a stupor

>no bushmills 10

>>16098025
Is Alberta Premium good? I normally go with Wiser's, Jim Beam or CC.

Tastes good, mixes well with coke and diet coke, only about $20 per 1.75 at Total Wine. Depends on your definition of "cheap" though. Some people would say Jack Daniels is cheap, and JD is certainly better than anything you can get for 20 bucks per handle.

>>16114013
Award winningly so

>>16107946
Extra nutrients for the yeast.

>>16115027
Can you taste the tomato?

>>16097998
SoCo and Dr. Pepper is my go-to for whiskey.

>>16104702
I'd rather not go to fucking prison. The US Government tends to frown on moonshiners. In some cases, quite violently.

>>16104787
Home distilling has a nasty habit of producing methanol if you do it incorrectly. Methanol is HIGHLY toxic, even in small quantities.

>>16097998
evan williams king of whiskey

>>16115235
>SoCo

Post tits or GTFO.

>>16115293
You want to see my big, hairy man-tits?

>>16098674

Got a bottle of this going right now. Makes killer manhattans also just fine on a rock or straight up!

>>16115303
Yes.

>>16115382
My webcam is a potato.

>>16098006
Yup, I primarily drink black label and bib when they have it. Hell, my roommate bought a fifth of single barrel vintage and it was still only 33 bucks for a ten year old whiskey. You can't even get 10 year old central American rum that cheap.

>>16115465
>no timestamp
yeah, okay fag.

>>16115496
Motherfucker, it's hard enough to take a picture with your shirt over your fuckin' face. Eat shit.

>>16115496
how hard is it to believe a lardass browses /ck/?

>>16115518
squeeze your tits together and let me motorboat them
>>16115533
He knows the rules, and so do you.

6 dollar

>>16114050
you know what? Imma head to NB Liquor this week and pick some up, then.

>>16115659
You should!

>>16115550
The 'rules' you are citing are for fem-anons. I'm not one, I gave you a shot of my man-tits with the exif stripped for shits and gigles.

>>16100598
You can get better for cheaper, you're not even trying to be budget conscious.

>>16104688
So super fucking cheap nation wide.
Excise tax here is 330% of Washington's (plus sales tax).

>>16104932
Most of the incidents with descriptions indicate people are drinking methanol, methanol was added to a home made spirit, or they are drinking an off the shelf product that has been mislabelled or recalled.

I actually expected a lot more legitimate deaths.
Of course there is still the danger of stills exploding.

>>16098391
Isn't it protestant whiskey? Disgusting

>>16118218
>Being catholic

I shiggy diggy.

It really be like this

>>16097998
gotta love the irish stuff

>>16115558