/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16088827
I think they are also famous for sprinkle sandwiches and vegemite sandwiches

Don't forget putting eggs and beets on burgers.

Truly an epic thread

>>16088839
You mean eggs, beets and pineapple.

>>16088827
Australia feels like america in reverse

uhhh vegemite sandwich

>>16088855
It's like upside-down Canada

>>16088827
is it possible to make this beauty at home?

>>16088827
>Australian cuisine
Cunt we've only been around for a little over 100 years, we haven't had time for cultural development. That being said don't fucken insult our meat pies or I'll put you in one.

>>16088905
get frozen onion rings
cut them all in half
glue them together with food glue
wa la onion flower

Don't be poofs

>>16088924
but is that how they do it at the restaurant?

>>16088952
Yes.

>>16088940
I'm one of those weird people who likes lots of other stuff in their burger, but this is just way too much stuff, even for me.

>>16088940
Aussie burger from Hungry Jack's is pretty good. The beetroot gives it a slight umami tanginess and the egg goes surprisingly well. Really satisfying. At least we don't call chicken burgers "sandwiches" hahaha

>>16088905
Cut onion, spread, batter, deep-fry, serve.

>>16088963
take the pineapple out and it's perfect.

>>16088972
i've been able to replicate the breading, but never the taste

>>16088827
Peak Australian cuisine is a burger with the lot, that will come with a friend egg and a huge slice of beetroot. You'll have to walk it out of the place, and your first bite will juice the burger all over the street, like a gushing 45 year old woman.

>>16088963
You never had the lot. Gotta try it just once. Everything works well together but it's messy eating.

This is kino Aussie delicacy. I don't know if younger cunts ever ate it though

>>16088827
>Is this peak Australian cuisine?
Blooming Onion is an American dish.
Outback Steakhouse is an American restaurant.

>>16088972
do you need like a stock pot full of oil to dunk it in or what?

>>16088827
Strayan fish and chips is killer when they have dim sims AND Dutch croquettes

Also Fairy bread....Which is just stomped on bread with butter and sprinkles on top.

>>16088827
>me mates smegma hash
alri alri that was good

Australian cuisine is just stealing everyone else's foods but with better ingredients and twice as expensive.

Could be worse I guess.

>>16088911
abo had cuisine that is aussie cuisine.

>>16089114
abo's just ate shit they found, they were good at finding shit but thats hardly a cuisine.

>>16089114
gasoline is not cuisine

>>16088981
"here ya go darl"

>>16089123
>>16089118
>>16089114

>>16089132
>go into the brush
>grab some twigs and bits
>ABBO CUISINE

>>16089132
Wow, a bunch of shit picked off bushes and trees that isn't cooked, baked, or otherwise processed into anything other form/dish. Big brain fucking cooks there.

>>16089139
Processing has little relationship with t/\ste, but yes it is quite notable the lack of processing.

>>16088985
Fuck that’s good

meat pie
parmi
pavlova(if you actually like this shit and eat it outside the christmas holidays youre fucked)

>>16088992
what the fuck is a dutch croquette?
are you talking about potatocakes/scallops(pronounced scollop)

>>16089235
mate what the fuck is your problem with pav

>>16089235
Pav's just an excuse for some people to eat a bunch of whipped cream while pretending to be fancy about it. Everyone knows that one person who picks off the fruit.

>>16089241
its all about the crispy and chewy fresh meringue innit

lamingtons, vegemite, pavlova, fairy bread, meat pie, chiko rolls, timtams, parmigama, anzac biscuits, sausage sizzles, sausage rolls
t. actual Australian

>>16089241
>to eat a bunch of whipped cream
It's made of egg whites, you retard.

>>16089238
its a texture thing
come on mate, spongy egg white topped with strawberries?

>>16089084
That's all cuisine.

>>16089250
desu anzac biscuits suck. They're hard and dry, which is why they were shipped off to soldiers because it's not gonna go moldy. Anzac's should be a last resort biscuit.

>>16089247
>>16089253
I don't know what pav you've been having, but I've always had it with an inch or more of whipped cream on top. Sometimes it seems more whipped cream than meringue.

>>16089260
bruh youve never had a fresh one, theyre supposed to be sweet and chewy
obviously the original ones were little more that trail bread but a good one should rival a choc chip cookie

>>16089260
>"However, this information has been contradicted with the claim that Anzac biscuits were never sent to soldiers and were instead eaten by Australians and Kiwis at home in order to raise funds for the war."
>NZ Army Museum

>>16088911
Don't you guys have anything cool like australized versions of other dishes

>>16089261
Sounds like the problem is you've been having shit pavs your whole life.

>>16089263
I've had plenty of fresh ones. They soft and chewy for like an hour out of the oven, then they go dry and hard.

>>16089269
what a load of horse shit. a good meringue stays crispy and chewy while it cools, then you add toppings and its still crispy and chewy

>>16089265
Contradicting something doesn't mean
a) your correct
b) it's only one or the other
Either way fuck Anzac COOKIES, give me some PUSSY instead.

>>16088827
i'm australian and i've never seen this before. what is it?

>>16088827
shrimp on the barbie
t. aussie

>>16089280
I'm talking about fucking Anzacs biscuits Anon.

>>16089294
Some gay American shit from Florida.

>>16089294
>>16088972
basically a shareplate of onion 'rings'

>>16088940
stupid phoneposter

>>16089300
That's no way to talk about your most famous dish

>>16089305
naaa they have their own flavor. it's hard to describe. can only get them at outback steakhouse.

>>16088940
fuck off with the pickles aussies dont have a pickling culture, make the onions either caramelised or at least grilled
as for the tomato, pineapple, beetroot and egg; just pick two or three if you have all the options the burger will just fall apart from so many slippery ingredients

>>16089311
is that like Hogs Breath?, ive never heard of it

>>16088827
My favorite part of the bloomin onion is about 3 different chains have it and they all claim to be the creator

>>16089318
fuck off cunt, pickled onions are as Aussie as they come

Been to some pretty food "mediterranean fusion" places where it's just mediterranean flavours on meat\seafood and veg and they don't let the different bits touch like the anglos.
I think australian chinese takeaway is different to other parts of the world but not sure. Local fish&chip places where they put too much on the pizzas and burn them a little is also nice.
Any australian who can cook well at home is likely a second generation immigrant though.

>>16089280
he wasnt talking about the meringue at that point you fucking mongol

>>16089310
Anzac's suck, not sorry to say it.

>>16088827
>Blooming onion as Australian national dish
Outback Steakhouse isn't even Australian-owned
Otherwise, it's burger and the lot (normal hamburger but with beet, egg, bacon and pineapple), roo meat and BBQ culture

>>16089340
you must be a Queenslander or something
queer folk in them parts

>>16088827
Australian beer sucks, fuck Fosters

>>16089342
>they don't let the different bits touch like the anglos.
i always knew wogs were autistic

>>16089350
the fuck is fosters?
youre not wrong about aussie beer being shit people with defend Carlton and VB until they die but what the fuck is fosters?

>>16088855
America done right
>no blacks
>the blacks we have are confined to the desert and are too incapable to pose any threat to society
>close to asia so easy access to good food and poon
>high pay rate economy. literally every cunt is on $60/hour holding a shovel, even min wagies make like $50k/year
>no restrictive /out/ laws unlike the yanks, we dont even need a license to go fishing and there's no "hunting season", you just go shoot wildlife when you feel like it.
>pic related
>women arent stuck up cunts
>cars are cheap, dont have to insure them, nearly everyone has a shitty old $500 paddock basher for smashing into shit
>xmas isn't a pompus fancy affair. it's just BBQing, getting smashed with the aircon on while the kids play with water pistols in the back yard
>chill labour laws, yanks dont even get time off
>chill work ethic, literally every cunt trying to knock off at 2 on a thursday so they can call in sick on friday.
a lot of people give australia shit, even aussies but honestly it's fucking based.
fuck off, we're full

>>16089114
abbos barely invented a stick in the 400,000 years they've been there

>>16089362
Fosters is the no1 beer in australia. i had it everyday when i was "misplaced for certain reasons" in australia.

>>16089369
Mm orange sody

>>16089365
>no restrictive /out/ laws unlike the yanks, we dont even need a license to go fishing and there's no "hunting season", you just go shoot wildlife when you feel like it.
the fuck you talking about nigga? hunting on Crown property is illegal. there isn't even anything worth hunting unless you like parasite riddled roo meat for the dogs

>>16089369
>perform controlled burns that allow them to navigate the outback and jungle uninhabited while promoting the growth of edible foods and grazing land
>develop methods for eating and killing pretty much every poisonous plant and animal on that godforsaken continent
>make some dope petroglyphs for fun
idk anon could be worse

>>16089365
>we dont even need a license to go fishing
false
>women arent stuck up cunts
no
>close to asia so easy access to good food and poon
then whys there so many fucking italians?
>literally every cunt is on $60/hour holding a shovel
this is actually true, lolipop ladies on weekend work earn a fucking fortune

>>16089365
>>no blacks
>>the blacks we have are confined to the desert and are too incapable to pose any threat to society
Redfern
t.USYDfag

>>16088985
>be me when I was 12
>traveling through country QLD with dad
>we get to NSW border
>servo there is apparently famous for it's burgers
>see "bacon & egg burger" on the menu
>figured it'd just be a cheese burger with bacon & egg on it
>wonder why dad's silent
>20min later a fucking foot high behemoth comes out
>it's got literally 2 of everything on it
>my face when I didnt know that "bacon n egg" burger was truckie lingo for "put half the fridge on that cunt, yeah nah thanks"
ate the whole thing though, so dad was pretty impressed.

>>16088940
>pickle
>tomato
>bacon
None of these things are on a proper aussie burger.

>>16089380
The gooks are everywhere in Sydney
t.Vietnam-born Vietnamese

>>16088992
>dim sims
do they still make them like they used to?
ie: the giant yellow cunts?
i heard the one factory that made them burnt down a few years ago so you cant get them anymore.

>>16088991
Yes.

>>16089235
>>16089241
this
pav's never been good
it's always been a lazy bogan mum desert
>fuck me, it's dad's birthday and i forgot
>yeah stale leftover sponge, that'll do
>slap some leftover cream on that
>yeah overripe fruit we dont want all over that cunt
>happy birthday bruce!!

>>16089365
>>no restrictive /out/ laws unlike the yanks
Honestly, it's Canada-tier. There's a tonne of places you can't actually do shit but hell if anyone catches you.
For all the good in our country, I'd give my left leg just to have affordable cigarettes again.

>>16089260
>They're hard and dry
good ones are soft but nice an chewy.
if they're hard it's because either someone went full World War 1 LARP on the recipe or they're stale.

>>16089380
>>women arent stuck up cunts
>no
Get out of Brisbane right the fuck now.

>>16089378
>hunting on Crown property is illegal.
no-one gives a shit up here in QLD
>there isn't even anything worth hunting
plenty of goats, roo and deer.

>g'day guys
>Greg here
Anyone else notice the good old wog fish and chippos were slowly taken over by slopeheads everywhere or shit skins?

>>16089380
>>we dont even need a license to go fishing
>false
stay mad
southern pleb

>>16089387
The bacon, for sure, but not the short cheapcut American stuff as shown in that diagram.

>>16089405
as if id be caught dead up north, all the worst people i know are from Ipswitch

>>16089365
>women arent stuck up cunts
yes they are lol

>>16089397
>There's a tonne of places you can't actually do shit
if you're /out/ in Australia and you're in a place where you "cant do shit" then are you truly /out/?
I mean the state of Western Australia is literally the 2nd largest state/province in the world.
we have a LOT of fucking space.

>>16089416
I'm an amerimutt and decided to google some pictures, and why does that uni building look like a shitty ps3 game render

>>16089383
Redfern was rapidly gentrified by the Government after the 2004 riots and the place is filled up with chink students (well, it was until Covid, but they'll be back) and bougie hipsters. The Government and price rises kicked out all the abos years ago, the only ones left are all the uncle tom types.

>>16089139
they did bake bread with native grains, but to be honest just there isn't a ton of shit to eat in the australian wilderness to make eurasian style food, hence our modern food is almost entirely introduced plants and livestock (barring fish). early explorers noted the lack of fruit-bearing trees, unless you're like the bush tucker man you'd very easily starve if you just wandered into the middle of nowhere. it's harsh

>>16089410
Same with small pie shops/bakeries. They're a cheap labour force when they're fresh off the boats.

>>16089139
I like processed food too

>>16089139
>processed
Lots of the roots have to be processed to even be edible

visited australia, never saw this once.

>>16089139
>be euro
>literally have the bounty of the wilds available at all times, abundant fish, fruiting trees, fruiting bushes, and plenty of game
>be abbo
>live on a death island where even the plants can render you in agonizing pain for years, still manage to shape the landscape to give you more bush potatoes so you can survive
I think both are respectable

>>16089427
"ah shit hes onto us, dont let him show the flat earthers"

its just cause its a long exposure shot and an ugly colour building to begin with, i dont know what rural australia's obsession with red brick and old cum coloured plaster

>>16089445
the fact that Australia used to be completely covered in jungle and 20ft high versions of animals and they managed to turn it into a complete desert wasteland (save for some parts) inhabited only by lizards always amazed me

>>16089434
>there isn't a ton of shit to eat in the australian wilderness to make eurasian style food
They didn't make a distinctively Australian food either, just shit that's described as foraging for berries and nuts and eating things they threw in the fire.

>>16089439
Processing doesn't always mean pink slime chicken, Anon. Processing can just mean something making edible or combining.

>>16089442
Dumping something in water until the poison leeches out is hardly complicated.

>>16089445
>manage to shape the landscape
They burnt it all down and ate whatever survived. That's not the same as 'shaping the landscape'

>>16089410
The chicken/fish shop I've been going to pretty much my whole life was sold to a vietnamese couple a long time ago, and they made it much better overnight. They switched from the old aussie style chips (the thick cuts that don't cook properly and aren't crispy) to ones like in the pic, they started selling garlic sauce and spatchcock chickens which were much more flavourful than the usual style like you get in woolies. It wasn't until the lebs moved in that they had any competition.

>>16089452
arabs did the same in 3000 years, and native americans were halfways there

>>16089456
Then why you need to process something already edible? (Unless you are making gerber for baby)

>>16089452
It's honestly really awesome but most of the desertification was also just due to natural climate changes. Fire stick burning did speed it up though and made the canopies and floor flora of the jungles more accessible. Imagine the australian bush right now but with 10x the inhospitable vegetation.
>>16089446
Yeah makes sense I noticed it was long exposure from the car headlight glares, but it's still a really eerie look.
>>16089456
>Dumping something in water until the poison leeches out is hardly complicated.
I think it's still pretty admirable, the most euros had to do in that vein was leeching tannins out of foods like acorns.
>They burnt it all down and ate whatever survived. That's not the same as 'shaping the landscape'
That's a gross oversimplification of firestick usage.

>>16089457
Deciding which is better, the Asian Fish and Chip shop OR the Leb Kebab shop, is the traditional Australia coming-of-age event.

>>16089463
Cooking and baking is processing in-and-of-themselves, you fucktard.

Any cunt want a snack pack?

>>16089468
No it has to be grilled

>>16089365
you sound like an insufferable cunt mate

>>16088827
What the fuck is this
>>16089485
Based, haven't had one of these in a while

>>16089485
What is the sauce?

>>16089585
thatd be cuz i'm australian

The Australian shitposters win again

>>16088940
>egg on a burger
fucking patrician choice

>>16088853
Pineapple cunts get the rope.

get us a steak sandwich, fuck yer burger. And none of that BBQ sauce shit on it either, it's tomato sauce or nothing.

Im cumming...me eyes be rolling back mr. Squarepants.

>>16088836
>sprinkle sandwiches
that's fairy bread you poof

>>16088827
idk what aus cuisine is, im assuming its like kanga meat w various cooked insects like scoprions or osmething and a lot of jellyfish and fish. it's hard to cook these and season it you need decent oils and a way to preserve it and the flavor.

>>16089485
I always get hungry as fuck whenever I even think about a hsp

>>16088972
Do you think this could be replicated in a convection oven/air fryer?

>>16090080
It's American trash why would you bother

>>16089266
Google halal snack pack
A night out isn’t complete without sharing one with someone you didn’t know 2 hours ago at 3am

>>16090046
It's a steak and sides
Or a chicken parma and sides
Or a slab of beer and enough meth to kill a donkey
Simple stuff

>>16090161
>someone
Male or female?

>>16089369
Ay dere brudda what's with all this racism they invented the case trolley, just had to kick the baby out first

>>16088965
A burger is a food item made with a ground meat patty on a bun. A chicken burger has a ground chicken patty. A chicken sandwich has a whole piece of breast meat. I don't know why this is so confusing for britbongs and aussies.
So if you called a fried chicken cutlet on a bun a chicken burger, what's a ground chicken meat patty on a bun? Probably also a chicken burger to you lot. It's unnecessarily confusing, in the same way that you combine the words vacation and holiday into one word.
>What are you doing for the holiday?
>nah mate I'm staying home
>Oh I meant holiday, not holiday.
It's fucking dumb. Get your shit together.

>>16089468
Several years ago that question was solved for me, because that shop that the wogs owned that got improved was sold to another younger asian couple and they fucked it. They started by getting rid of garlic sauce (but ended up bringing it back) but overall the quality declined, so I just go to the leb chicken shop that opened next to woolies.

>>16090046
kangaroo meat is pretty mediocre. tastes really iron rich, it's so lean it's hard to cook. I tried it a few times and wouldn't bother again unless the price of it comes right down.

>>16090198
A sandwich is two pieces of bread with stuff in the middle you retard. What type of buns do you use? If it's bread, it's a Sanga. If it's burger buns, take a good guess

>>16089468
>Asian Fish and Chip shop
Greeks are the undisputed king of F&C. Asians can do a good charcoal chicken though

>>16090092
that doesn't answer the question

>>16089719
mayo and barbecue sauce

>>16088827
wtf? do australians really do this?

>>16090350
here's a hamburger but with portobello mushroom buns. it's still a hamburger. the "holder" of the meat does not defne the sandwich, since all burgers are inherently sandwiches but not all sandwiches are burgers.

>>16088827
I used to eat two bloomin onions at Outback when I was a teen and didn't shit my pants. Now I get one and have maybe a quarter of it and my guts are destroyed. It sucks being old.

>>16090448
Portobello mushroom burger buns. It's not a sandwich because it's not bread

>>16090750
cope

>>16090038
You are what you you eat, poofta

>>16088897
Nah, New Zealand is Australia's Canada

>>16089410
My local was just replaced by a chink bubble tea store.. life's fucking rough.

>>16090911
Yeah they bulldozed my local to build a huge block of apartments for you know who

>>16089339
The orgin of it can be traced to new orleans. Russels Marina Grill claims to be the originator, but I've also heard that the same chef was preparing it at Copelands before working at Russels. IIRC he went on to be one of the guys who opened Outback.

>>16088940
It's the current year and everyone has pocket computers including much of the global poor. How do people still struggle with saving images of a reasonable size?

>>16088965
>beetroot
>umami
you don't know what umami means do you?

>>16089379
>stone age concepts
>after the industrial revolution
wow they're so smart, they're almost human

>>16088977
the secret is likely MSG

>>16089132
I too can put acorns and leaves on a plate, but I do not hold my breath for a michelin star

It's the pinga chew for me cunt

>>16094309
you had any of them addidases lately? shit is on point.

>>16089466
You're being far too patient with him anon, he literally thinks finding how indigenous people survived in a harsh landscape to be some sort of slight against Europeans or something. You can't have conversations with these people

>>16092796
Anon you just conflated two things that have nothing to do with the conversation. I don't think you're exactly playing with a full deck of cards

>>16088952
no we have a machine we use to cut the onion into that shape

I’m Australian and I have never eaten this before. In fact the first time I saw this was on Cowboy Kent’s channel.

>>16092796
>ONE CIVILIZATION WAS AT THIS LEVEL IN A TEMPERATE CLIMATE HOW COME U NOT SAME IN TROPICAL ONE?
Technological innovation is not inherently good you bugman
>>16094540
Probably so but I love archaeology and the story of mankind as a whole and I love to talk about it so I still win

>>16092796
The technological "advancement" originating from Euro and Asian regions was only possible because of globohomo cross-fertilization. Think twice before deriding the long-term cultural consistency of isolated societies.

>>16089237
might know them better as kroketten, crumbed ragout that's been deep fried, they're often potato based instead, but completely different from tato cakes
>>16089389
might be a specific brand, can still get dimmies no dramas from all the chip shops in my neighborhood and they're the same as ever

>>16089346
>no parma
cunts fucked listen here boy

>>16089346
This is embarrassing. Most Australians are too unduly proud to justify their self-image, and this guy is one such example.

>>16094826
>calling it a parma and not a parmi
fucking cretin.

What sort of faggot forgets to add dessert to a food thread?

>>16089485
Aussies did not invent shaved meat with fried potatoes, you can get it in all of europe

>>16094850
>Aussies did not invent shaved meat with fried potatoes, you can get it in all of europe
Yeah, but we made it and you guys copied us

>>16094853
No.. you copied a bunch of Arabs living in Europe trying to make profit by using cheap ingredients

>>16089132
Bush tucker

>>16094864
Nice try, those Arab were already Australian citizens well before Europe considered allowing them to join the fun. Clearly Australians invented your favourite food

>>16094864
The Lebanese Catholics fleeing the Muslim insurrection were not Arab.

>>16094871
Actually they were muslin and were fleeing from islamisation

>>16090377
>Greeks are the undisputed king of F&C
digits confirm

>>16094841
go back to queersland, it's 1000% parma ya drongo

>>16094974
I'm not from queensland, dickhead
>>16094944
digits confirm the confirm. Glad my local is still wog owned and run

>>16094841
autism.
both sound natural to me

>>16089414
Shut the fuck up pineapplehead

>>16094750
>Probably so but I love archaeology and the story of mankind as a whole and I love to talk about it so I still win
same, its neat watching apes get hairless and learn to fly

>>16092796
>>after the industrial revolution
ya know theyve been here for 40k-60k years right?

>>16090198
chicken burger and chicken burger
remember we crisps chips and fries chips and there is rather a miscommunication because were not fucking retards like america

>>16088827
i just shit my bed

>>16090185
have sex
>>16090161
look at the aussie burger thread from earlier

>>16089384
fuck off back to qld faggot

>>16088985
me on the right

>>16089235
commit suicide
>>16089395
thats not pav retard

>>16089380
>>16089380
>>women arent stuck up cunts
i want to fuck my cousin (non blood)
pls give advice

This fucking thread. The only thing worse than an Australian is multiple Australians.

>>16094871
this is too confusing to be real. stop lying

>>16090161
hsp is fucking disgusting. gloopy greasy vile mess.

>>16088836
>>16088836
>sprinkle sandwiches
what the fuck is wrong with you lol

>>16088989
That looks like shit.
My dad is Australian and he’s never told me about smegma in mystery meat.

>>16089452
This
>>16089462
>other people did it so it’s okay
It’s still retarded you nigger
When you see a dog eat it’s own shit, do you admire it for its genius? Fucking moron
>>16089456
>>16089466
>>16094540
>it’s a slight against Europeans
Burning down the earth is literally a slight against the Earth that has left a mark that will continue throughout history for thousands, if not hundreds of thousands of years. Australia will not regrow. It will not reflourish. The species that have gone extinct will never come back. The thousands of creatures that have been burned alive will have their suffering ring out through the echoes of the universe forever.
Don’t FUCKING pretend that turning a jungle the size of AUSTRALIA into an actual DESSERT wasn’t the stupidest, most selfish thing a people could do. They had oceanse, rivers, kanganiggers, koalas, and all sorts of easy pickings. Burning down the jungle to eat the charred corpses of large animals can be boiled down to one word: niggotry

>>16089414
you better be careful otherwise we'll move canberra up there then you'll be fucked.

>>16094750
>>16095485
>it’s fun watching apes become hairless and learn to fly
Is it also fun watching apes learn to burn down jungles, destroy ecosystems, extinct whole species, and think absolutely nothing of it?
God I fucking hate abos, just look at their gorilla-esque features and prove to me that they don’t have chimp DNA preventing their tiny little brains from reaching normal human capacity. God damn.

OR YEAH TRU BLU YEAH M8 I AM HEAPS FUCKEN OCKA YEAH FUCKIN OATH CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT I AM AN AUSTRALIAIN ON THE INTERNET CUNT CUNT CUNT I AM FUCKING ABRASIVE YEAH NAH OI FUCKING CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT I SAY CUNT A LOT I AM AN AUSTRALIAN ON THE INTERNET YEAR NO FUCKING FILTER EH CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT OI YEAH BLOODY AUSTRALIAN SPIDERS AND SNAKES YEAH NAH CUNT CUNT CUNT FUCKING STRUTH YEAH NAH COBBER I AM AUSTRALIAN YEAH CUNT CUNT CUNT FUCKING SERVOS AND PIES AND BEER AND SHIT YEAR CUNT CUNT CUNT FULL ON DROP BEARS BUNNINGS SNAGS EH FUCKING CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT TOP BLOKE EH THO CUNT CUNT CUNT FUCKING HELL BONZA M8 CUNT CUNT CUNT. AUSTRTALIAN ON THE INTERNET YEAH I AM ABRASIVE EH YEAH NAH, THIS IS TOTALLY FUCKING GENUINE I ALWAYS SPEAK LIKE THIS CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT I'M NOT PUTTING IT ON JUST FOR THE INTERNET EH CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT FULL ON I AM HEAPS FUCKING OCKER EH YEAH NAH CUNT CUNT CUNT!!!!

>>16096828
why is it always soibois LARPing as bogans online

>>16088977
>>16088972
>>16088827
blooms are breaded with a proprietary blend of bullshit flour shit but thats not where the flavor comes from bros
the oil we use is beef tallow for frying things
thats why no one can actually recreate a bloom at home unless they are shelling out bank for beef tallow to fry in
t. outback employee

>>16094974
>>16094841

billabong cunt drongo tucker

>>16092015
Answered you're own question, you don't need to know anything about tech to have a computer in your pocket