/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16091531
>Not taking advantage of the wage slave loading up your car for no charge after ordering online.
Ngmi. Why the fuck does anyone actually enter a grocery store?

>>16091531
ive literally never seen people just stand at a checkout line just to talk to somebody. is that an american thing?

>>16091531
for every thirty seconds you spend in line, take something out of your cart and slip it into your pocket

>>16091552
I worked as a cashier at a grocery store in college. People (usually older people with nothing better to do) fancied themselves interesting or comedians and would always try to strike up conversations or tell the same joke I just heard 10 other boomers tell me the same shift.

>thing doesn't scan right away
"guess it's FREE heh heh heh"

Stuff like that. I think a lot of them were self absorbed but lonely. They wanted someone to smile, nod along, and pretend to laugh at their remarks. That was usually it. Sometimes they would linger around after paying and not take the social hints that everyone wants them to shut the fuck up and move along. I'd just start bagging the next person's groceries and keep listening, eventually they'd wrap it up and leave.

>>16091531
I used to to have no friends so I would stop after work every day at the Wawa I used to work out and talk to my former coworkers while drinking rum out of a plastic cup. I’d hang out there for hours. Eventually the had to ban me from the store because I would get drunk and walk into the back areas or attempt to make my own food.

>>16091616
>this is the sad pathetic piece of shit that think its opinions are valid when judging you
Not even going to wait around for your shit take response. Fuck off and die already.

>>16091735
I only ever say nice things about food posted here :( plz no bully

>>16091597
Some years back, I worked as a cashier at a hardware store. This old guy would come in and come up to me to tell me the same four jokes every single time. I couldn't tell if he didn't remember that he told me or if he was just fucking with me.

>>16091531
How am I supposed to get her phone number in less than 60 seconds? Stop being stupid.

>>16091751
Same thing happened to me. Still don't know if that fat old fucker realized he said the EXACT same thing every single time.
He's dead now so I'll never get an answer.
>>16091552
It's an old person/weirdo thing. A lot of sad lonely people out there. There's a growing number of people who've realized that service staff literally won't tell them to shut the fuck up so they abuse the social contract completely.

>>16091766
how do you know hes dead

>>16091776
He killed him

>>16091776
I have my ways

>>16091597
>holding a $100 bill up to the light to see if it's fake
>"just printed it this morning hehe"
I truly despise boomers.

>>16091747
Sorry. I did stick around too like the hypocrite I am. I am having a bad day already and shouldn't be taking this out on you. It bums me out you can't hang around with your friends anymore.

>>16091531
Thank you for this exceptionally autistic post. I needed the laugh.

>>16091817
I'm trans btw, don't know if that matters.

>>16091531
I have the opposite issue, from the country so naturally I'm friendly with people even tho I have the tism and cashiers see that as a way in to talk to me forever. Like fuck bud all I said was how's it going I don't wanna hear your life story.

>>16091531
OP is factually correct. I worked as a cashier when I was a teen at a grocery store and the amount of unsolicited advice and life stories I got on the regular was unreal. So many miserable people opening conversations with bizarre shit like "Don't ever get married" or "My mother just died, these flowers are for her grave." Didn't fucking ask bud

>>16091799
you sound retarded. please kill yourself wagie cuck.

>>16091531
>going to a cashiers lane instead of going to a self-checkout where you can easily scan and pay in half the time, have no social interaction, and even steal shit with no recourse if that's your thing
Shiggy diggy doo

>>16091531
It's rare that I agree with op, but as a customer I totally agree. And bag your fucking groceries and have your payment ready to go as well
So many fuckers have stolen my time that I have lost a year of my life waiting for them

>>16091799
I once refused a bill just because of that joke, I stared at him and said he can't pay with fake money. After looking confused he paid with his card instead. Now he avoids me, which is an unexpected blessing.

>>16091862
lmao I just plop the whole damn basket on the conveyer belt and make them unload it for me, I ain't doing your job for you. don't get a big head

>>16091862
It's weird how people who've been shopping daily for 40 years still haven't understood that you actually have to pay for your groceries, and start to look through their purse after the cashier has scanned all items. It's not rocket surgery.

>>16091866
Kek, that's one of the best responses to those generic jokes that I've heard

>>16091868
>actually trusting them to bag your groceries well so nothing breaks or spills
thank fucking goodness for self checkout. it always goes so much quicker when I use that

>>16091870
The same people get to the front of the line, after waiting, and have no idea of what they want to order
The same people get to where they need to present an ID or ticket, and don't have it ready
I want to hate them, but they are really just clueless
If they lived in the wild, they would have been eaten by an animal

>>16091825
nothing burger. no sweats broski.

>>16091531

I'd rather treat the cashiers like human beings and I like when cashiers treat me like human beings

if I'm gonna go to the same place and run into the same people twice a week for years on end buying groceries, I might as well not act like we're a bunch of brainless drones.

If you don't like it, go to the self checkout line.

>>16091972
What if there isn't a self checkout line? What if I am buying alcohol and can't use the self checkout?
Why don't you treat your fellow customers like human beings, and respect their time by not stealing it by making small talk and not having your shit together

>>16091972
Which is why you shouldn't try to be friends with the cashier and just let them do their job, not tell them about your fishing trip or try to pick up a girl that's 20 years younger than you, just be curteous, pay for your stuff and go home.

>>16092016
>>16092031

takes like 15 seconds i'm not fuckin 80

if you get mad at some checkout line because someone has the audacity to try and be nice to the bottom of the barrel wageslave who gets treated like a piece of shit day in and day out, you're the faggot in the situation imo

>>16092042
you can be polite and not hold up the line
those 15 seconds add up
I used to work a register, and customers like you were annoying. Your condescension is not needed

>>16091972
>like human beings
Boomer tier, i treat them like a machine and they treat me like an obstacle. This is real life.

>>16092057

I also used to work cashier, and i talk to people like the regulars I liked talked to me

if you don't like it, that's really too bad 'cause I have no intention of making your angry at people for making them wait 15 seconds life easier

>>16092016
>>16092031
>>16092057
>>16092062
Bro imagine being so fucking spergie you reeee out because someone's taking 15 seconds of their days to be nice to someone else. When was the last time you actually left the basement faggots?

>>16091853
I used to use the self-checkout exclusively but then my area became distinctly more urban and theft increased to the point that there are like 4 cashiers looking over your shoulder, you can only have ~15 items and the sensitivity of the bag weight sensor was increased so it can detect a fucking fly and then you have to call someone over. Also the beer aisle's gone straight to hell. Now I have to go to the gentrified formerly bad part of town for a decent shopping experience.

>>16091531
>>16091799
>i-is that... is that small talk.... in PUBLIC? WITH ME?????? AAAAAAAAAAAA A I'M GOING INSAAAAAAANNNNNNE aAASDDFASGAGGJ;LKM
Why are you spergs so terrified of social contact?

>>16092071
>I'm a narcissist
This was already evident
Where did you work a register? The old country store in Mayberry RFD?

>>16092090
I'm not afraid of it, it's just so endlessly tiresome.
Don't people have any friends to talk to? Why hassle strangers with your shit?

>>16092100
Imagine lacking basic human decency, just order your nugs off of Uber or Doordash and let the adults talk

>>16092100

>Absolutely fuckmad about having to wait 10 seconds in a line because the guy wants to be nice to a stranger
>he's the narcissist

alright

I worked a convenience store on a boulevard, turned alcoholic, picked up smoking and almost killed myself twice over the dehumanizing atmosphere. I try to make life better for the people around me, except the ones waiting in line, those guys can wait 15 seconds.

>>16092084
>reading is hard
Many people who work this job don't want this fake concern and small talk either

>>16092116
>blaming your own problems on something else
classic narcissism

>>16092118
Then get a job better suited to your need for isolation. The rest of us will continue being human.

>>16092118
Maybe you don't because you weren't properly socialized as a kid, I bacame buds with my cornerstore cashier and we catch up whenever we see each other, I lent him my cat carriage the other day

>>16092124
>Buzzword buzzword buzz word
You must thin, I can't imagine you have the time to eat all that much since you always got a cock in your mouth

>>16092124

>a dehumanizing workplace isn't a problem

Have you... Have you ever held a job, anon?

>>16091531
#justcitycuckthings

I don't mind if the cashier wants to talk to her customer friend while they check out. I like to look at all the impulse snacks and then when it's my turn the cashier is nice and friendly to me too and we have a bit of small talk. It's very comfy. But what do I know? I live in the country :)

>>16092131
you should talk to a therapist about your inflated sense of self importance
it is why you struggle in relationships

>>16092128
nothing wrong with that as long as you aren't inconveniencing another customer
but if you are holding someone else up, you are a selfish prick

>>16092138
Man, pure based country shit, I'll be there soon enough

>>16092142
>Self importance
Says the man using psycho-babble to make himself feel smart on a board where the average person could't cook an egg to save their lives. If you spend time here it's because you're as much a failure as I am, but at least I can make a pot roast and like small talk with the cashiers to make spergies like you seethe, and I like making you angry because I know you'll never do anything
Actually you're right, I do have a sense of self importance, I'm simply better than you

>you're selfish if you go out of your way to be nice to strangers

>you're selfish if you make ME wait fifteen seconds in a line

>I want to get in MY car and go to MY home and not have to deal with YOU because MY time is valuable I'M NOT SELFISH YOU ARE

ngmi

>>16092159
>projecting
I'm not trying to feel smart and I'm not in competition with you, but I understand that you are insecure and feel this way. I'm just trying to teach you how to be polite to others and not only think of yourself, which makes the world a better place for all of us

>>16092175
>Making bad jokes is being nice to strangers
Do boomers really think like this?

>>16092175
I understand that other cultures have different concepts of time, and that mine is Western European based.
I'm sorry that if I have not been respectful of you and your culture

>>16092185
>not only think of myself
Yeah, this is why I keep up with the cashier with whom I developped a casual relationship over the past couple years of buying beer and snacks, he actually put the last 12 pack I like aside because he knows I have friends over every friday, but I would't expect you to understand what entertaining relationships would be like, if you want I can be your friend and we'll talk to the cashier together.

Go on anon, say hello.

>>16092199
hint: your two cats aren't your "friends"

>>16092210
No, the cashier is

>>16092193

I love the sheer amount of assumptions being made because of how much the idea of having to wait 15 seconds over social interactions you can't even dream of achieving makes you autists seethe

I'm asking them about their day, or following up their quip about some kink in their machines, or making a remark about the weather and following up because they seemed to care enough to say a bit more than "yeah"

I know it's hard for you guys to understand this, but there's a concept called "social cues" that indicate to me when I make my comment that the cashier is seizing the chance to make small talk because the only people they ever get to do it with is a boomer going "guess it's free hehehe" and this is a breath of fresh air

cue a bunch of inept retards making even more assumptions to paint me as ruining everyone's life because I'm ruining theirs (by making them wait 15 seconds)

>>16091799
I would say something like that but I literally don't use cash anymore

>>16092223
Shut the fuck up boomer tl;dr

>>16091829
I've lived in small town Wisconsin and Chicago and the difference between them vis a vis polite conversation is staggering. I think if you sent a small town American to Finland he'd get deported for terrorism

>>16092230

tl;dr you will never meet someone that cares about you lol

>>16092235
>if you sent a small town American to Finland he'd get deported for terrorism

>>16092238
If you had someone that cares about you, you wouldn't feel so strongly about imposing yourself on complete strangers, you're projecting your own pain to try and hurt me with what hurts you the most

>>16092103
>communicating with other humans is tiresome and a hassle
anon go see a shrink

>>16092244

I don't feel very strongly about it, which is why I don't care enough to avoid doing it, I'm just here for the (you)s

My convenience store clerk reaches for my brand of smokes and asks me how my day's been before I've even reached the counter. Can your ancestors say the same?

>>16092252
small talk is not the same thing as communicating.

>>16092260
>speaking with others isn't communicating
anon go see a shrink, seriously, this attitude is highly autistic

>>16092215
do you hang out? do you call?
if not, that's an acquaintance anon, not a friend

>>16092260
You must've been dropped from high up to be this retarded

>>16092090
kek this. I've got a bit of the tism myself but even I enjoy friendly small talk

>>16092287
Don't need to call him, I see him every other day and who the fuck call people in this day and age?

Jesus fuck what is this thread?

>>16092316
Proof that /ck/ is full of spergs who have no friends

>>16092316
Boomers getting very upset that people don't think they're hilarious

>>16092287
Who the fuck are you to gatekeep friendship?

>>16092118
A job with continuous face to face interactions with anonymous strangers all day is going to include small talk. I mean, I don't do it beyond hello, but you don't have to be a genius to realize you're probably not well suited for this job if it annoys you

>>16092223
Ask any cashier or someone who has worked as a cashier in the past if they like when a customer makes small talk. Not while they're working, obviously, but a friend or something. 99% of the time they will say "no." They just put up with it because it's their job.

>>16092287
There's a word for this type of friend, I can't remember what they call it, but with the pandemic people have been losing these relationships bigtime. Like a guy at work you wouldnt hang out with but will say hi to and gossip about what Stacy is wearing that day

>>16092340
Maybe in America, I can't say. That's not the case in Australia.

>>16092342
frengers

>>16092340

I was a cashier

I liked my regulars' small talk. Not the old people bad joke small talk, but the guy talking about how he had to subtitle porn while buying his coffee, or the guy showing up with a different girl every day, or the old guy making a decent joke while buying 2 wine bottles every single day.

They were pretty cool, I'm sorry your cashier friends were either too autistic to appreciate someone being nice to them, or too unfortunate to have half-decent clients.

>>16092254
>work in convenience store
>annoying boomer wannabe comes in all the time
>he is so lonely that he thinks we're friends
>wish he would shut up and leave
>preempt his boring monologue by asking him about his day
>give him his smokes to get him out of the store faster
>laugh at him after he leaves

>>16092260
ok anon next time you see the cashier ask them what they think about their own mortality, skip the small shit just jump right into existential crises

>>16092362
I don't have cashier friends, my social circle and I are successful. You don't need to hit enter twice between every sentence, by the way.

>>16092316
I can appreciate why people might not like small talk or being friendly with strangers. I just want my orange juice. But being mad about it is very strange indeed

>>16092370

You're on /ck/

you aren't successful

I am using past tense to indicate I am no longer a cashier, but I should have been more specific, sorry for assuming basic reading comprehension.

>>16092370
Why?

You can't handle the original way of posting on imageboards?

Newfag

>>16092376
I get paid multiple times what you do to put up my feet and shitpost between people seeking my consultation. Again, stop pressing enter twice between every sentence.

>>16092376
this isnt /r9k/

>>16092384

No, this is /ck/

>>16092381
Being a prostitue isn't something to be proud of

>>16092381

You don't know what I do, unless you still think I work cashier

if you can't figure out that past tense means I don't do the thing anymore, you're definitely not making as much as you claim.

Actually, you probably aren't making as much as you claim, considering where we are.

>>16092316
autism and antisocial personality behavior

>>16092324
They have to be nice to you. It's their job. Friends are people who don't have to be nice to you, they want to be nice to you. Bugging them and pretending that they are your friends, is like paying for their friendship
SAD

>>16092362
>half-decent clients.

>cashiering
>"""clients"""

>>16092398
What do you do?

>>16092398
this isnt /r9k/

>>16092413

Costumers, clients, patrons, it all means the same thing.

The fact that you autists can't tell the difference between someone being nice out of obligation and someone being nice out of appreciation and resorting to attack my linebreaks and semantics really says a lot about the validity of being mad over having to wait 15 seconds in a line.

>>16092421

No, this is /ck/

>>16092428
The fact that you assume that everyone must be autistic rather than simply accept that most people don't like you is very telling. I'm glad you have the confidence to assume that random people enjoy conversing with you. Your happiness is your own business, but don't try forcing your delusions on others. Sorry.

>>16092432

"Random people"

>He doesn't know the simple pleasures of being a regular at the local stores
>he probably doesn't even go to local stores
>he probably doesn't do his own shopping on any regular basis

move out desu

>>16092432
>projecting
citycuck

>>16092441
Cashiers despise regulars unless they're borderline mute

>>16092441
All these implications. Those people don't like you. You're just another task to them. They are relieved when you finally leave. You lack the self-awareness to understand this. Leave them alone, you social vampire.

>>16091531
go fuck yourself

>>16091531
all talk no action pussy right here

>>16092452
>>16092457

You make all these assumptions about all these people you don't know

Has it occured to you I don't live in a hellscape where strangers just hate eachother by default for no apparent reason?

I don't know why you're so convinced these people are just absolutely miserable when I was in their shoes and I liked decent company because it broke the monotony of insufferable commuters.

Maybe you're the ones projecting your disdain for literally any social interaction?

>>16092479
Most people simply understand the dynamic between customer and employee. The employee is REQUIRED to be friendly to you. The most polite thing a customer can do is to not take advantage of this. You take advantage of it and get to feel the fantasy of being popular when they smile to you and respond to your small talk. Here's a challenge: next time you go out, make no small talk. I think you'll be surprised by how little the cashiers you meet initiate it beyond a simple "how are you?"

I know this is harsh but I think I need to be a little firm after your frequent assertions that everyone else is autistic.

>>16092479
I've worked as a cashier and with cashiers, we hate you, you're small talk forces us to put on a smile and pretend to care after a previous 6 hours of dumb people who can't count, people trying to scam us, people demanding the manager and boomers trying to treat us like bank asking for specific change
Our job is primarily to make sure we have enough change until the end of the day, no you can't have two $5 bills
>How rude I want to see the manager

>>16092491
>>16092508

you guys sound like shitty cashiers, if you can't even bring yourself to think some of the people you talk to might be cool people

Clients liked me because I liked my clients, can your ancestors say the same?

>>16092529
I see dozens of faces a day, I don't think about you at all, trust a boomer to be a complete narcissist
>No you guys don't understand, I'm really super cool why wouldn't you wanna be my friend?

>>16092540

Never trust a zoomer

they literally cannot wrap their heads around people having respect and consideration for eachother

sad, sad people

i'm gonna go make dinner

>>16091735
they're hecking cute and valid CHUD

Bunch of redditors, Twitterfags, and other election tourists in this thread.

>>16092597
in case you were unaware that's firmly 80% of the userbase these days
sad times, these

>>16092630
I try to forget, but it doesn't work.

>>16092630
These days I assume that the only people bitching about those fags are those fags trying a little too hard to fit in. It's not even a new phenomenon at this point.

>>16091531
>>16091799
You're a couple of fucking weiners. Probably autistic as well.

>>16091597
This guy knows how to ignore people.

>>16092670
I have always assumed that about 4chan. Bitching about space breaks and so on. It's all so tiresome

>>16092920
Yeah the reddit spacing thing fucking kills me. I typed like that for half a decade with no issue and then a bunch of people fresh off the boat decide that it's reddit. IDK what reddit even means anymore, I always took it as a shot at reposting and relying on boilerplate but these days that's what the people who go on about reddit do while posting soyjak87484658465846.jpg.

>>16092990
The so called reddit spacing doesn't originally come from reddit and was widespread on forums and imageboards before 4chan

>>16092920
>>16092990
If you feel the need to defend yourself, the "reddit spacing" callout did its job. Seriously, if you can't ignore zero-effort/zero-contribution shitposts without giving your two cents on the matter, you may as well be a Redditor.

>>16092920
The fucking simplicity of it all

>>16093024
I'm aware, it's why I posted like that originally. I came from bladeforums to /k/. It's also another reason why I think people calling it reddit is stupid. There's a lot of shit that predates reddit but which will get newfags to cry reddit.

>>16093042
>If you feel the need to defend yourself
I was just agreeing with someone, that was my first post ITT. Generally speaking when someone pulls that shit on me I post this pic and hide their butthurt replies. Just like I'm going to do with your dumb ass.

>>16091531
you're british, aren't you?

>not taking advantage of qt cashiers trying to escape poverty
ngmi

>>16093042
you lack brain skills

>>16092103
Strangers are just future friends.

>>16092128
did you get the carriage back?

>>16093685
Yeah, he gave me some beer for helping him, good dude

>>16091531
Fuck off bugman.
Whistle when you work, sing when you drink, talk in the supermarket and fuck in the car.

overtalking to cashier cucks is literally the only way I get laid, it's rough to endure the onlookers' scorn but the payoff is always worth it

>be brazilian and work at grocery store
if people want to talk to me I'll talk to them
If the guys at the back of the line get pissed at the customer talking to me they can eat a fat one or complain to the customer
what >>16091597 said is the proper way of moving a line along with this
>I'd just start bagging the next person's groceries and keep listening, eventually they'd wrap it up and leave.

>>16091544
To shoplift, you faggot

>>16091544
because I don't trust Braiyeden or D'Aquarius to pick out correct and fresh items

>>16092920
Some people space break in a middle of a sentence and that's gay.

>>16093906
so you're racist? okay bye

>>16094036
I never see that

>>16094066
Braiyeden is white, D'Aquarius is black. I wouldn't trust Ping, Nigel, Roman, Pajeet, or Francois either, if you're pulling grocery orders there's a sizeable enough chance you're incompetent and/or apathetic enough that you're not going to treat my shopping list with the respect I'd like you to. Maybe you would, but the odds aren't in my favor.

>>16094093
produce worker here
can confirm, no one gives a shit
go get your own groceries or risk taking home rotten shit

>>16092016
I buy booze in the self checkout all the time, you just scan it and the attendant walks over to card you whenever they're free, it's still faster than going to a normal cashier

>>16094076
It's not really common, but I see it now and then.

>>16091531
Just do what I did and become a manager, never have to deal with talking to customers again best decision

>>16093588
t. ruralite

>>16092128
>cornerstore cashier
>doesn't understand the difference between befriending someone you see on a daily basis vs talking to random strangers you will never meet again

>>16091597
this makes me sad
decades ago, chatting with everyone, from strangers or random employees, was the normal and expected way: now, dezhumanizing isolation and lack of empathy are so common... awful

>>16094263
customers are just a quaint annoyance
but managers? Despicable soulless scumbags who don't deserve sympathy or respect

>>16091544
doesnt online ordering cost more?

>>16091759
if you cant, dont bother

>>16094263
managers are basically neets. just how up, make everything worse, and collect a paycheck despite adding no value to society.

>>16091531
>"omg i hate the lockdown i'm dying in my house i need to get out and be social"
>"UGH I HATE SOCIAL PEOPLE OUTSIDE FUCK OFF I JUST WANT TO BE A LITTLE AUTISTIC ROBOT AND BUY MY SHIT AND LEAVE WITHOUT A WORD"
I talk to strangers knowing it pisses off dipshits like you. In elevators, in lines, in the men's room, every fucking place. I love it. Never once been told to fuck off because fags like you have zero spine. You just mutter "...yeah" then go and find the nearest hugbox to cry in once I'm done asking you about the weather.

>>16091597
>thing doesn't scan right away
>"guess it's FREE heh heh heh"

I have clipboard with this written on it, everytime boomer makes this joke, I stop scanning, pull it out and do additional mark.

>>16095902
Just inform them that the trollies don't scan either, and they're not being given away for free.

Is this just a southern thing? They live in slow motion down here and it's agonizing. Guns, ribs/bbq, and Bojangles are about the only good things.

what is a checkout line?
t.non American or European

>>16095902
Wow dude you sure showed them haha

>>16096021
LoL it is not about showing, the one with most idiots that day gets free beer.

I need some tips on how to ask a shy cashier out por favor

>>16096188
Stand around at the end of her shift, follow her to her car, and as she starts to open the door rush up exclaiming that you need her. Women like to feel needed.

while this is literally one of the funniest threads ive ever read on chan (thanks op) its still profoundly sad and bewildering how socially demonic some people are in here, that seconds or mins of time morph you into gremlins, how miserable must you be in your spirit to not realize the only point of living in this life at its core is love of community, i pray you find the love of Jesus, he is the only way to complete peace, God bless, thanks again op

>>16092090
u sound like a redditor. people get tired of hearing the same joke over an over again. when i was a waiter i would hear it too.

>“Can I get you anything else?”
>Customer: “Yeah, a million dollars!”

I wanted so badly to just tell them, that they aren't funny. I hear that line multiple times per week. Not to be rude, but bc they're so oblivious.

>>16092138
this is what I was thinking. I live in a city now, and no one does this. people will actually start demanding you hurry if you dick around.

>>16092562
Not in the slightest, one-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater.

>>16091531
OP is an autistic manchild that seethes internally whenever someone makes small talk with him, but all he will ever do is laugh and nervously say “Yeah”

>>16092057
What are you gonna do about it wagie? That’s right, nothing. I will continue to make small talk to every cashier I interact with just to make people like you want to kill yourself

>>16095349
>>16095594
Landlords and managers are both based, seethe more commie poorfag

>>16091799
HOLY FUCKING BASED
If you say these shitty little lines in public no one fucking cares dude. When the female cashiers giggles it's not genuine, you're just too autistic to realize that. Just pay and fuck off out of the store nigger.

>>16091531
this rarely happens to me. What I do find happens often is people at ordering counters not knowing what the want to order despite a big ass menu on the wall in front of them the whole time they're in line. Even at places like the costco food court with <10 items people somehow cannot figure out what the fuck they want to eat before trying to order.
>can I get uhhhh
>uhhhhhhh
>how's the chicken bake?
>uhhhhhhhh

>>16096911
Why do you bitch about the public interacting with you in a job where all you do is interact with the public?

>>16096952
I'm not a cashier, just saying what I've witnessed in public.

>>16092920
>>16092990
>I've been a fucking retard for YEARS? How about that?! NEWFAG!!

>>16091544
I dont order online but I would almost guarantee they get multiple items wrong.

>>16092366
lmao i had some autist straight up talking to me about human sacrifice and pedo shit while i was scanning their items and there was a line thank fuck i was drunk

>>16091597
Whenever somebody would give me the "...I guess it's free" line, I would tell them it's just a temp malfunction and I will have the price for them in a second, but there is a $5 restocking fee if they decided not to buy it. It was a 50/50 split between people laughing and people getting angry.

>>16091868
>not using your deadlifting skills to place an entire loaded shopping cart on the belt.
Why even go to the store?

>>16091531
>Noooo stop socializing.
I bet you're really happy about the masks you fucking autist. You sound like the sort of retard who texts someone on the other side of the coach because they can't look them in the eye.

Stop making up imaginary scenarios, people don't continue to stand around and talk for a minute after checking out. At most it's a sentence or two. If that's too much out of your day then you should stop eating and die.

>>16092365
dude stop watching me work

>>16096934
been that person before? "Hows the chicken bake?" fucken who knows I've never gotten that thing

>>16091866
Undeniably based

>hurr durr I didn’t use the self checkout because I’m not trained to do it hurr durr arent i clever

Fucking entitled boomers. It’s so ez, it says “scan item” and you scan the item and then hit the pay now button and choose your payment method. I can understand not wanting to deal with produce or booze at the self checkout but for godsake it’s not that big of a deal.

>>16095340
Shut the fuck up boomer we hate you all

>>16095509
No, it's free.

>>16098123
go eat hot chip lie and order grubhub

>>16095349
Depends some don’t give a fuck and some are like you said total faggots with a stick up their ass

>>16092090
4chan just got more awful ever since /r9k/ leaked out and these retarded redditfrog posting dipshits started infecting other boards

Op how many fingers am i holding i want to make sure youre not hallucinating

>>16091531
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant!

>>16091597
basierter wütender Autist qœq

>>16091866
Was he purchasing a banana? Definitely dodged a bullet there.

>>16096934
>"no idea I wouldn't eat that slop if you paid me"

>>16091597
Any midwesterners in this thread who can confirm this? I’m a coastie transplant (not by choice) and this shit seems to happen all the fucking time in flyover country.
>putting items on the conveyer belt as slowly as possible, retard style
>only getting out payment once the total’s been read as if it was somehow going to be free food all of a sudden
>chatting up the cashier endlessly when there’s a huge line behind you
>handing over pages of coupons from the mail, without even the common courtesy or throughput to see if they work ahead of time
>waddling around aimlessly once you’ve grabbed your bags as if you’ve forgotten where the exit is
>milling around like cattle in the parking lot roadways so you have to dodge and slam on your brakes
I fucking hate it here

>>16100883
you have to go back

>>16099227
12

>>16095340
That's why wise redditors all shop at ethnic stores full of energetic noble super-ethnics.

>>16092252
Pay the cunty stranger to red flag you! Buy the pills!

>>16092316
Gay people getting uppity that cashiers secretly think they're too faggy.

usually older lonely people are the ones that talk, its also hilarious how people get fukken mad for waiting 5 mins. the cashier sits there 8 hours.

best ive seen is a young woman who buys a pregnancy test and 24 beers

>>16091616
based

>>16093042
Election tourists get the fuck out
>>16092920
Based image bfto's newfags every time

>>16101400
Homemade abortion, drink that fetus out.

>>16092042
look don't fucking talk to me while I am working. I don't want to talk to anyone even the people I work with

>>16095340
You're full of shit. People used to say hello or whatever sometimes, but the oldfuck who trapped you and made you listen to his stupid shit for ten minutes has always been annoying and was considered very rude.

>>16091531
What if its less than 60 seconds that I spend? Or if no one is behind me? Still going to shoot me, bigot?

>>16102506
No need, you'll be taken care of by the designated aisle marksman.

>>16100883
I live on the coast but it was the same as OC as it was in bumfuck Georgia

>>16092138
It's different shit. When I was in the city and suburbs, it's nothing but impatience and autistic tier eye avoidance.

In my small town now it's catch up time. Fred talking about his new shed, Donna talking about grand kids, I'll chat with the high schooler who's cashier about his latest MUDDIN' work in his Toyota.

America isn't a community anymore, it's just a concentration of mindless drones surrounded by a sea of largely wholesome people.