/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16090724
then unsub and ignore him you cretin

YouTube is a hellscape.

>>16090724
who the fuck cares. get a life

>>16090739
>Keeps watching stuff he hates
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

>>16090873
>implying anyone but bots watch this shit
Youtube views and comments arent real. Actually most social media is fake too

>>16090724
I think he's kinda funny. Cute, too.

>>16090724
He is super annoying and you can tell by his eyes that he's actually demented.

>>16090879
this. Anyone and anything that doesn't align exactly with my Weltanschauung is a conspiracy against me

He appeared mid pandemic and was on the front pages of many sites over night. Chinese propaganda machine there to make them appear more human.

>>16090879
>I avoid low view counts and comment on YouTube on high view count videos and think this is how I will change things

>>16090907
>>I avoid low view counts and comment on YouTube on high view count videos and think this is how I will change things
Bro I dont know what the fuck you are referring to, I dont watch any cooking “personality” on youtube or any youtubers in general

>>16090924
Wait nvm I misread the original post I was replying to. Im a retard. Anyways who cares about some literal who dipshit on youtube

>>16090906
You seem to be the racist, as is very common with your types. I simply don't give a shit about your fucking nations and don't want to visit them.
If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you then you must have been shillary supporters since that's the best that they can do.
Are you still seething in your closets because Trump beat your annointed one?

>>16090724
>gatekeeping

The rallying cry of faggot low effort man children who don’t want to put any effort into anything

>>16090957
is this a /ck/ exclusive pasta?

>>16090964
This.

Though to be fair, that guy's content IS dog shit.

>>16090879
true actually

>>16090724
>>hahah le quirky funny accent asian man gatekeeping fried rice/asian food aiyoooo ahaha
oh wow, it's almost like this is the identical schtick that gordon ramsay has, except replace asian food with fine dining.

>>16090879
>Youtube views and comments arent real.
no, it's just that zoomers really are mentally handicapped. pic related

>>16090967
Sadly yes

>>16090967
We cook all sorts of things here, sometimes it's even fresh (sometimes fresh-frozen too!)

>>16090724
Glad to see somebody else finds the Asian cunt annoying as hell, too. Randomly ran into his video after Weissman's fried rice one. He's just being an asian caricature, don't see how anyone finds that funny at all. And his only arguments against weissmans friend rice were 'oh youre dirtying up too many dishes' 'oh youre measuring ingredients? we master chefs never do that'

>>16090994
YouTube comments have always been the absolute bottom of the internet. This isn't a zoomer issue specifically, they're just young so the only people dumb enough to interact in them

>>16090994
Literally no one:
Me: when anon posted the zoomie communication i felt that

>>16091021
False. In my old favorites are videos from 2009-2010 and the comments actually have people talking about the video, or making creative jokes. It's not just 1,000 comments 10,000k likes making the same low IQ joke. This level of repetitive shitty jokes has never been seen in the history of the internet.

>>16090724
wait whats wrong with getting the water out through a colander like that?? you guys know you dont have to steam boil rice right?? ever since i started water boiling rice it turns much less mushy and more airy. fuck this guy

>>16090724
I hate the retard with long hair way more

>>16090724
U Mad Bro?

Unker Lodga?
you not rike?

>literal comedian playing a character and getting some views
>raise autism defcon level!!!
If this dude bothers you, you are one sad little faggot.
It’s a fictional character. It can’t hurt you. Are you also mad at Ronald McDonald for gatekeeping burgers?

>>16090986

I hate when “gatekeeping” is used by people whenever someone is upholding a standard. Same faggot amerilards tell me I’m gatekeeping when I say there’s no garlic in carbonara. No it’s just not fucking with the definitions of dishes you retarded American.

>>16090724
>something becomes popular
>anon on 4chan creates a thread criticizing it

every time

>>16090724
ngmi

fuck the chink fuck the reddit guy fuck op for making a thread about them

>>16091008
>fresh-frozen
excuse me, wha

>>16091021
"Don't read the comments" used to be a thing because of the funny trolling. Now it's just dull circle jerking.

>>16091609
yeah but op did that with youtube so we're even

>>16090724
>gatekeeping
i have only ever heard this word in the last week being used. what the fuck are you trying to say with it you cunt?
are you saying some random old fuck on the internet is what's preventing you from making good fried rice?
or is he preventing you from watching your favorite JewTubers content?
what the actual fuck are you trying to say???

>>16091884
Cringe.

>>16091884
It's Reddit speak for actually having standards and not letting faggots shit up what you enjoy.

>>16090994
Better than boomers or some random indian that writes 'good', some random letter of the alphabet or typing like they're having a stroke.

>>16091899
wish there were gatekeepers on 4chink to keep dipshit faggots like you out always shitting up threads with your dogshit opinions

>>16091915
Stfu newfag and drink bleach.

>>16091915
can you even articulate what his opinion is

>>16091920
>>16091923
seethe more you dumb fucking bitch you're either crying like a bitch about something or making blog posts about your dogshit opinions

>>16091933
ill take that as a no

>>16091936
you'll take it all ways you little bitch

>>16091047
must have been a nice corner you found because youtube comments have been retarded for even longer than the current wave of retard zoomers have even been alive

>>16091939
>little
dont be fat

>>16090724
dont watch him then faggot

I started to like him after he exposed that Falun Gong dog Mikey Chen

>>16091914
I love that boomers always use their real names and profile pics. Fucking morons.

>>16090964
This. People crying about gatekeeping are faggots.

>>16091952
just a fat cock

>>16090906
>pandemic pandemic pandemic
holy shit is that all you braindead lefties can talk about? get over it.

>>16091984
ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY TYPE IN ALL CAPS HAHAHA

Too be fair the video where they drained the rice was pretty bad

>>16092191
BUT ANON A SINGLE COOF COULD KILL YOU. DONT FORGET TO DOUBLE MASK

>>16090994
Nobody:
4chan: I'm gonna end this whole man's career

>>16092191
It's difficult communicating with someone who has a rudimentary grasp of english, Deng. How many years of shitposting do you have left before they'll let you see your wife and kid again?

>>16091914
>boomers or some random indian that writes 'good'
But this is based?!

>>16091970

baste

>>16091970
based ccp shill

>>16090724
>Racist stereotype of an asian with a thick asian accent
>It's fine because he's asian
retarded

>>16090724
you dunna do that

>>16090906
Don't blame China for it!!

>>16090994
That's pretty sad.
Not the contents of the image, the fact that you actually made it in the first place trying to seek validation about how muh zoomies bad.

>>16091060
What are you even saying

>>16090899
this but unironically

>>16094444

honestly nothing is funnier to me than minorities who perform caricatures of their own people on purpose. it's simply pathetic

>>16090724
Anyone who complains about gatekeeping is exactly the person the gate is suppose to be keeping out.

>>16091970
WTF I love Falun Gong taichi food now!
https://youtu.be/CP6aYDssDSE

>>16091970
>>16092963
>>16093056
Subscribed, upvoted and rang that belle! Thanks for the /rec/ , mate!

>>16090873
>Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

>>16090994
How does it feel that the clock is ticking anon? I’ve hope you settled down by now, nobody wants a day old Christmas cake.

Nobody:
Random Anon on /ck/: I’m going to spend an hour collecting comments and getting upset over people making crappy jokes.

>>16090879
>Youtube views and comments arent real.
No, they are. People are just impressionable faggots. Video suggestions are controlled, but views are real.
Why do you think they whitewashed biden's white house videos?

>>16090906
I've noticed a lot of pro china crap even on 4chan

>>16095246
>US propaganda
ok Johnny here's your $0.01 and your +1point on your creditcare score

>>16091914
Actually no, mind-numbingly bad memes because zoomers are too brain fried to communicate in any other way is much worse.

>>16094474
Gatekeepers are invariably impotent kings of their own mountain of shit. Nobody complains about them, they are simply mocked.

He's not funny - very stale type of comedy. But he's right about British chefs.

>>16091047
>This level of repetitive shitty jokes has never been seen in the history of the internet.

>>16094466
>profiting off of something he can't stop white people from doing at his expense
>p-pathetic
that impotence has to chafe

>>16091047
>YouTube comments have always been the absolute bottom of the internet.
>False.
Oh boy.
You actually believe 4channers have legit criticism about everything, don't you?

It's a shit hole for spreading false information anonymously, and sperging/shitposting without proof or evidence.

>>16090724
>I fucking hate him
Same. Not the gatekeeping part, anglos shouldn't be in the kitchen.

>>16096916

>>16094577
Just because you white knight 10 year old's garbage posts it doesn't mean they'll fuck you.

>>16091945
there's degrees to retardation. 90 IQ is still better than braindead retarded
>>16094577
>How does it feel that the clock is ticking
it ticks for everyone. besides, I own 2 houses while zoom zooms won't be able to afford one. feels pretty good
spend an hour collecting comments
>>16094219
> actually made it in the first place
it would take you an hour to combine 2 pics other anons posted? I thought zoomies were supposed to be savvy with technology?
>all they've ever used was an iphone
oh
>>16097817
>>16096916
hint: youtube comments never had inline images. good try though
>>16092913
based
>>16091914
at least those comments are actually funny

>>16090724
>you can't get famous from using the same old joke

Hey at least its better than that pretentious Rugesa fuck

>>16090994
its a weird phenomena with the zoomer generation where they send the punchline first and have the audience write the followup.

>>16090724
Gatekeeping isn't real.

>>16090724
It was fine when he tried to maintain that persona, but when that is your only niche you can't break it

Great thread OP and everyone else.
Truly top-tier /ck/

>>16090964
>The rallying cry of faggot low effort man children who don’t want to put any effort into anything

No, Its the contrary. Those who seek to dismantle what was already built, sacrificing the need to learn and adapt to make things accessible and "inclusive". Don't get shit twisted

>>16090906
>appear more human
Kek

>>16090724
>Probably Cantonese
>Inferior to the Mandarin supremacist
>Lumped into the same Chinese basket by the Vietnamese who hate Chinese
>Abandoned by the Bongs
Sad
Hey >>>/pol/, is he the new Josh Luna or Lainey Molnar?

>>16094476
>dude this taste alright but lemme put some of my Mikey Chan™ Chili Oil™
>oh wow yeah this is really good

>>16094554
You're soy obsessed anon seek dietary help

>>16090724
Literally a CCP shill, fuck that fortune cookie faggot

I hope he becomes a victim of a hate crime

>>16091047
>making the same low IQ joke

This. For example, "I see [retarded Youtuber], I click".

>>16090724
Who bitches about fried rice, it's like gatekeeping French fries.

>>16090994
Somebody: Does something in some sort of context
Somebody else: Reacts to the context or expresses a relatable emotion

oh hey it's the CCP guy working for those tiny yellow dick slants
wait he is one too lol what a quinky dink

>>16098294
Your reading comprehension is terrible

>>16099737
>gatekeeping reading

>>16099361
>>16099386
Me: on youtube
Also me: ugh I hate youtube
Youtube: sad computer noises

>>16090724
have you tried
I don't know...
NOT WATCHING THEM?

>>16090994
phones are the cause of this.

>>16090724
Isn't the funniest thing about Uncle Roger is that he makes money in the West but still has to lick China's butthole?

>>16101271
Yes. He should be deported.

>>16090724
mrnigelng here thanks for the exposure

>>16090883
and he bent the knee to the ccp

>>16101271
he sounds like singapore, why would he bow to china?

>>16094290
look up how rice for chicken biryani is made

>>16090724
God I hate this fucking gook so much and most other people who just react to other peoples cooking

if you let a comedian taking the piss stop your from cooking asian food then you deserve to be gatekept