/ck/ - Food & Cooking

i cant even take care of myself you think i can take care of an animal

>>16083312
depends, what am i making with them?

>>16083312
Cats aren't allowed anywhere, because they are shit-tier pets, lmao. Pets? More like pest, no different than rats or roaches.

>>16083312
Cats are friends not food

>>16083331
Hey now rats are kind of nice
But yeah having a cat in the house is the equivalent of living in the rat cage with the rats... Pretty disgusting

Of course my cat is welcome in my kitchen.
Pic related but old; shitty studio apt kitchen from university days.

>>16083312
No kitchen is for MICE ONLY

>>16083331
Any animal even a rat is more valuable than you,worthless fuck

>>16083364
No kitchen is complete without a professional soup mouse.

>>16083365
>even a rat
rats are cute miniature dogs that you can teach tricks to

>>16083365
Post tits

>>16083345
Yuck it sits on the """""""""""""""""""clean"""""""""""""""""""" towels even

>>16083312
Cats are feral creatures

>>16083331
>>16083339
Cringe
>>16083345
>>16083337
Based

>>16083312
Cats add flavor, I'm beginning to like it.

>>16083399
he licks his ass all day it can't be that dirty

>>16083367
>>16083364
based mouseanon

>>16083312
I would never live with vermin.

>>16083467
>cat isn't indoor/outdoor
Fucking yikes

>>16083413
>>16083426
It is becoming apparent that catfaggots fetishize the filth and nastiness

>>16083467
imagine the smell of that room

>>16083525
cat shit rice is an old country recipe, don't knock it till you try it. the tapeworm is complementary

You know those purification fountains at shrines in japan? Where you pour the water over your hands and rinse your mouth out? I once saw a cat jump up on one of those and do a massive piss right into the water. I used it anyway because cats are clean animals.

>>16083467
Is it a toilet or a kitchen?

>>16083555
With cats, it's both!

>>16083550
Man, I'm planning to do the henro, but no way am I ever putting public water in my mouth. I dunno if that will create some problem with the temples, but, sorry, no, not putting public water in my mouth

>>16083399
Nigger I guarantee an indoor cat’s paws have less nastiness on them then your hands do

>>16083562
I usually wash with soap after digging around in shit tho

>>16083561
yeah or you could just, ya know, not be a weeb

Cats are fucking vile

>>16083588
henro is the farthest thing away from being a weeb

>>16083593
you trying to convince me or yourself when you say that?

>>16083573
And then you scratch your balls and/or asscrack, after which you sniff your fingers but don’t wash them.

>>16083612
I actually care about hygiene unlike you filthy catfags

What's with all the cat-haters on this board
Most of 4chan loves cats

I grew out of cats when I moved out and realized they're disgusting creatures that don't even love their owners back. I'll kick a stray cat if it's in kicking reach.

>>16083618
He said, letting his dog lick his face with the same tongue it uses on its dick.

Animalfags are basically living toilets no matter the pet.

>>16083609
i'm not trying to convince anyone. its not much of a "weeb" thing to go walk hundreds of miles by yourself. think whatever you want, doesnt harm me

>>16083623
seekay is full of meanies

>>16083628
>that don't even love their owners back
t. never owned a cat

>I grew out of cats when I moved out and realized they're disgusting creatures that don't even love their owners back. I'll kick a stray cat if it's in kicking reach.

>>16083623
you let cats into your kitchen, they rub their shit covered ass all over every surface you use, you literally eat shit you deluded faggot. fuck you and your toxoplasmosis

>>16083635
Why falseflagging cat owners always talk about dog dick?

yeah, they dont jump on the bench and theres no doors to keep them out. if it get it between my feet i just shove it away with my foot and theyt usually fuck off

>>16083525
cats take shits that big?

>>16083647
Cats only get toxo if you let them outside
Most cats prefer to stay indoors specially if they are castrated,seethe

>>16083649
Cats and dogs lick their dicks and asses, and while the cat doesn't lick you it does lick itself meaning the cat is covered in cat ass, while the dog is not but it will precision strike lick dog ass all over you.

Pets are disgusting, and you've got more dogshit all over you than a piece of rusty metal. Shake a pet-owner's hand only if you've had your tetanus shot.

>>16083676
>Seethe anon! You wish you were eating animal shit on the daily like me!

>>16083683
I haven't even seen a dog in weeks, schizoid

>>16083623
yeah there's a shitload of newfags these days

>>16083693
>he doesn't know

>>16083683
And why does rusty metal have dog shit on it?
That toxo has really rotted out your brain

>>16083701
>le epin toxomeme
4/10 bait, but in all fairness that better than most of what this board gets.

>>16083312
i had a cat peeing on the stove and counters and I could never figure out which of the cats it was. finally caught them in the act one day at night and threw them outside with the other cats. never saw it again but also piss free

>>16083732
>has multiple cats
>so many cats they don’t know which one is pissing on counters
>had to discover this with a stakeout and put them outside with apparently even more cats
So do you live in a single or double-wide?

>>16083701
Because you don't get tetanus from the rusty metal you idiot, you get it from the germs that live in all the ridges and lumps made by the rust.

>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clostridium_tetani
>C. tetani spores are extremely hardy and can be found globally in soil or in the gastrointestinal tract of animals.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetanus#Cause
>It is a common misconception that rust itself is the cause and that a puncture from a rust-free nail is not a risk.

Disgusting pet owner.

>>16083746
neither i have multiple acres and i take care of stray animals the shelter cant handle you faggot

>>16083772
based

>>16083746
cringe

>>16083623
Electionfags have a strange kind of issue in their brains that makes them viciously attack any kind of longstanding culture on 4chan. Could be caused by jealousy of missing out or being so late to the party.

>>16083312
yes i work in a chinese restaurant

>>16083976
liking cats is not longstanding 4chan culture rofl

>>16083683
right now you are covered in bacteria. you are breathing in fungal spores, and inhaling bacteria that came from feet
this is normal. stop being such a pussy

>>16083312
>Are your cats allowed in your kitchen?
I would recommend any cat owner to set a security camera in their kitchen for a few nights.
You faggots will be surprised how much cat piss and shit is smeared all around your counter, utensils and appliances.

>>16084014
I would recommend you educate yourself on the most basic ideas of biology
every time you smell a fart, you are breathing in chunks of shit and poop bacteria
every time you wipe your ass, shit and poop bacteria floats in the air and you breathe it in
when you walk into a room with other people, their feet press into their shoes, releasing a cloud of foot associated bacteria that you breathe in
there are over a billion fungal spores in a cubic meter of air

>>16083772
>i have multiple acres
You say that is if there aren’t plenty of places someone can buy acreage for less than a Kia.
>i take care of stray animals the shelter cant handle
>threw them outside with the other cats
An outdoor colony of feral cats you maybe throw a bowl of food out for isn’t “taking care” of shit. You sound like one of those schizo rural nutcase animal-hoarder rescue stories waiting to happen.

>>16084033
staymad and jelly

>>16083612
man I wanna argue with this but

>>16084020
>Pathogens are everywhere Anon! Just add more of them!

>>16084020
What's the point you trying to argue?
That it's OK to have your pets scooting on your counter?

>>16083647
cats are ok to come in the kitchen, but not on the fucking counter

>>16083732
>shitty pet owner has cat pissing in kitchen
>shitty pet owner throws out cat
what a shocker

>>16084005
caturday for over 15 years
lurk more

It’s usually shitskins and brown people who don’t like animals. What’s the correlation? Low IQ?

>>16084063
Cats are subhumans. Dogs are brotier

>>16084063
>shitskins and brown people
what

>>16083312

The following diseases can be transmitted to humans by cats:

Campylobacteriosis
Cat scratch disease
Cat tapeworm
Cryptosporidiosis
Giardiasis
Hookworm
Methicillin-resistant staphylococcus (MRSA)
Rabies
Roundworm
Ringworm
Salmonellosis
Sporotrichosis
Toxoplasmosis

Cats may not show any symptoms when infected with some of the above diseases. Human symptoms range from fever to stomach issues to rashes and even more depending on the disease.

Be like Varg, eliminate stray cats in your area. They spread disease and are more akin to parasites than actual pets like shepherding dogs.

>>16084144
>varg followers
the jordan peterson followers of the even more hopeless

>>16083623
This isn't 4chan anymore. This is pol. And we know that boob guys, dog lovers, and tranny haters are all the same, chuds.

>>16083371
And break your heart every three years.

>>16084078
I’m talking full on poop skin looking niggers and light brown nigs

>>16084014
My cat is far to fat and lazy to jump on my kitchen counter, not like anything is up there for her. She does get curious about my Tupperware cupboard though but if she figured out how to open that door I'd have found her hiding in there by now. She was on the counter once and got blasted with the sink nozzle so she never went back as I'm cool with her on the florr but not on my countertop

>>16084063
Only applies to dog haters.
Shitskins and bugmen love cats.

>>16084173
No it doesn’t

>>16083612
scratching my balls and sniffing my fingers as I type this

>>16083312
Absolutely not.