/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I'd wait for him to prep his wife before fucking her

>>16079238
Not gonna make anything special for this soychad

>>16079238
ask him to please step out of my work area while i am cooking

>>16079238
>grab a bottle of white wine
>look like I'm about to poor it in
>"ah, I better not, that would be stupid"

>>16079238
I take a shit on his plate before rubbing his fork on my sweaty balls because I season my tableware, not my food.

>>16079240
>>16079242
>>16079258
>>16079260

None of you can probably cook with even a tenth of the skill Adam has. He literally makes the best cooking videos on YouTube, and all of you are just jealous that I'm able to make great and easy to understand videos with amazing food in them. Also, no one else on YouTube has put in the effort to approach food from a logical perspective and actually talk to nutrition experts about food like he has. So yeah, maybe learn how to cook and what it takes to make a youtube video before you start shitting on someone.

>>16079282
Cope™

>>16079238
I would start making clicking sounds with my mouth and when he would move closer to me in the kitchen I would make the clicking sounds faster then say "sorry I forgot to turn my nonce radar off"

>>16079304
I like Jeremy Corbyn now, what the fuck have you done to me?

>>16079282
You don't have to pretend Adam.

>>16079340
He would be cancelled if it were ever revealed he were giving attention to the edgiest site on the internet. We all would.

>>16079238
I would start bragging about how great and convenient my gas stove is.

I would not stop talking about how great cooking on my gas stove is

>>16079304
As a pedophile, it's insulting to be compared to the cuck in the OP.

>>16079282
>no one else on YouTube has put in the effort to approach food from a logical perspective and actually talk to nutrition experts about food like he has.
i do like his approach on some videos, its very scientific on occasion and those are the videos i unironically like
his knowledge and logic(to a degree) is good
his culinary skill is pretty shit(learn to use a fucking knife adam you dont have to be a chef to use tools well)
his entertainment value is non-existent, cringy as fuck

You know what, I saw that kosher salt video yesterday and among other things what really got on my nerves is that he only speculated that a reason kosher salt is flaky is that it's easier to use than fine salt, then spent the better part of 5 minutes trying to convince us than it actually is. You could really see the retard's mind at work, thinking that Jews chose flaky salt for their ritualistic cleansing of their food because it's easier to use than fine salt.
Which is also fucking not. He was pinching table salt and letting it fall off his finger like it was an infomercial for a saltshaker. I refuse to believe he can be so retarded, he has to be dishonest, but for what fucking reason Adam?

>>16079282
This nigga certainly talks just like him…

>>16079380

hehehehehe

>>16079238
It goes fine, I make him a seat at the kids table and when they all get ice cream with chocolate topping I make sure to put his topping on the chopping board, not the icecream.

>>16079238
I would prepare him a roundhouse kick to the head.

>>16079282
>>16079238
piss off adam

>>16079238
there’s probably gonna be words
I have no clue who that is but he look like a vegan faggot
I dunno about you, but I put meat in just about everything (even vegetable dishes) and I don’t feel like hearing about all the animals I’m murdering so I’ve go no problem throwing the faggot tranny outside so that I can have a nice evening and cook in peace

>>16079282
Be more obvious, Adam

>>16079238
Please spoiler disgusting pics like this next time. I was about to eat.

>>16079282
You can't make macarons. Or use proper knife skills. Why tf should anyone listen to you about cooking?

>>16080415
he can't make macarons??? though then again he can't even use fryer.

>>16079238
I won't. I'll just get my friend Jamie to come over and have him cook everything he's made a video on but better and rub it in his face.

>>16079282
the fagusea impersonators are getting more and more believable by the day, incredible

>>16079238
king of /ck/

>>16079906
Settle down, little lady

I don't know I really like his pizza recipe but he's kinda white guilty

Like he comes at everything so scientifically and practically but then when it turns out non whites wash their chicken suddenly all this research and experimentation suggesting its pointless and sprays contamination everywhere is "A bad look" and "yikes they used the name KAREN in it???"

Give me a break

>>16079282
my god it's like he's actually here.

>>16079238
Why is this guy allowed but Jack threads are banned?

>posts the only good celebrity chef in your path

>>16079906
Have sex, incel.

>>16079238
>mfw I haven't had friends round to cook for.

We all only eat at bars drinking or takeaways drunk @ 3am

>>16079238
Who the fuck is this faggot?

>>16079282
hi adam

>>16079238
I can cook circles around this shit-stain and I’m sure my wife, middling she may be, is a better fuck than that gap-toothed uggo he’s shackled to.

But I’ve got a gas stove so he’d probably wet himself and flee in terror as soon as I sparked a burner.

Ask him why he isn't clean shaven. After he gives his excuse, I tell him to leave my house. Then I tell him to buy a new shirt because the one he's wearing is ugly.

>>16079339
kek he's based

>>16083164
Based.

>>16083164
Holy shit.

>>16079238
I’d have the dinner go perfectly well, making a perfectly cooked (sous vide) prime rib with potatoes and veggies. The night will go great then the next day I’ll tell my friend that a family heirloom necklace my mom gave me is gone and Adam was the only one who went in that room, I don’t think it was him but he was the only one that went in there…

>>16079282
kek very believable

>>16079240
He prepsthe bull NOT his wife

>>16083518
Mischievous and high IQ-pilled.

>>16079282
That switch in and out of first person raises this shitpost to high art
I appreciate the effort, anon
This truly was the Cadillac of shitposts

>>16083988
I hate when they do that
I mean, I don't mind if they watch, and I get a real kek out of seeing them kiss their wife after I shoot off in her mouth, but keep your clammy hands and uncomfortably hot mouth away from my junk cucky!

>>16079282
Fuck off, Adam.

>>16079282
Ok Adam

>>16079282
You have the knife skills of a toddler, you ain't cooking anything note worthy

>>16081901
is that alton brown with a scar h?

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>>16085524
Yeah he's famously pro gun.

>>16086068
Imagine being so addicted to porn that you see a random youtuber and shit like this comes to your mind
It's literally a disease

i wouldnt let that faggot in my house

>>16079282
lmao

>>16079238
>Adam "White wine'n and creampie dine'n'" Ragusea
>Adam "pizza bread and cuck shed" Ragusea
>Adam "hot plate and hotwife" Ragusea
>Adam "cum queef aperitif"" Ragusea
>Adam "gravy train" Ragusea
>Adam "Like brine? Your gf can't be fine " Ragusea
>Adam "why I prep the bull, NOT my wife" Ragusea
>Adam "this insult brought to you by SquareSpace" Ragusea
>Adam "soychad" Ragusea
>Adam "cooking for fun with my wife's son" Ragusea
>Adam "oh you want some?" Ragusea
>Adam "mad street credit on Reddit" Ragusea
>Adam "grateful gringo" Ragusea
>Adam "please clap my wife's toothgap" Ragusea
>Adam "age doughs and marry hoes" Ragusea
>Adam "fuckable" Ragusea
>Adam "lurking this thread" Ragusea

>>16079282
Honestly this probably is adam

bump for interest

>>16079282
based soyCHAD