/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16059279
I eat twice that in a normal meal, so yes.

nah

Nah dude. Even an american wouldn't.

>>16059279
No the soda is the hardest part

>>16059279
Easily, the cup lid might give me trouble tho

>>16059283
Everyone take a look at mr im lying on the tunisian painting forum.

Amerilard here

Yes no maybe I don't know can you repeat the question

>>16059295
I'm not lying, I'm just unhealthy, overweight, and deal with stress by binge eating.

>>16059279
Somethings missing

>>16059279
Do Americans really?

>>16059279
a euro would struggle finishing a single chip

>>16059283
two pepsis?

>>16059279
no cardboard, dye, and plastic isnt good for you

>>16059630
they would struggle lifting one too

>>16059279
I know this trick, there is a turd in the box

>>16059291
Underrated post

>>16059279
probably vomit. Have not eaten maccay in over a decade

>>16059291
kek

>>16059279
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

>>16060722
>mcchicken sauce
Leaves get the rake

Give me ninety seconds

>>16059291
>he would happily eat the paper cup
the absolute STATE of amerilards

>>16059279
That's a fairly small amount of McDonalds for an average-sized person, I'd say? The main reason fast-food cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it. I wouldn't WANT to eat a double helping of nuggets in that timeframe, but I could easily.

>>16059291
got scissors?

>>16059295
hehe kek

>>16059288
This. It's the shittest drink to accompany a meal. Water and wine are best.

>>16059307
>deal with stress by binge eating
don't I know the feeling
that and jacking off a bunch

>>16060745
That's good fiber, bro.

I'd eat that in 1 minute 40 seconds. Maybe 2 minutes max. Anyone else just eat really fast? The fuck do I want to do sitting there chewing slowly? I don't get it I got shit to do

>>16060745
>carboard consumed: -20 kcal

>>16059288
how
the fries dry your mouth

>>16059279
Take note that the tweet says "finish" not "eat". Finishing everything on that tray entails sliding all of it into a garbage can.

>50g of protein in one day

>>16059630
They're FRIES you fucking paki britnigger

>>16059279

I'm technically a vegan but I'd do it for $350

For $3,500 I'd kill a small reptile with a blunt knife and eat its still-beating heart

Maybe 23andme was right when it said I was 0.3% jewish

>>16061602
Alternative names
Chips, finger chips, fries, frites, hot chips, steak fries, potato wedges, wedges
Course
Side dish or snack, rarely as a main dish
Place of origin
Belgium or France (disputed)
Region or state
Western Europe
Serving temperature
Hot
Main ingredients
Potatoes
Oil
Variations
Curly fries, shoestring fries, steak fries, sweet potato fries, Chili cheese fries, poutine
Other information
Often served with salt and a side of ketchup, mayonnaise, vinegar, barbecue sauce, or other sauce
Cookbook: French fries
Media: French fries

>>16061608
>23&me
>not using ancestry
>not using family DNA
Ok pal, you do you

>>16061608
>23&me
>not using ancestry
>not using family DNA
>not using all 3 and correlating the data for a mean average
Ok pal, you do you but you can do that for me

>>16061685

I did family DNA too, same result except it was 0.1% not 0.3

>>16061685

You expect me to pay for ANOTHER service?

>>16059279
God no, big macs are dog shit.

>>16061810

I would eat dog shit for $3500 ngl

>>16059279
Unironically no, I have gastroparesis

>>16059307
lol fatso. >>>/fit/ lose some weight fatty

For the money? I could bloat myself and force it all down, but honestly probably not. I'm not big on fast food and I haven't finished a single order of fries larger than small in my entire life, let alone a soda.

>>16059279
No. I'm not a BLM Marxist Nigger hurting for money.

>>16059279
Why is Brooklyn's competitive eating scene taking over the world

>>16059279
what's the catch, did you coom in it?

>>16062181
>he doesn't know the secret coom ingredient in the big mac's burger sauce

>>16060836
Wine, water (sparkling), beer and coffee are the only drinks you need in your life to accommodate literally any dish.

>>16063354
Milk too unless you're a lactocuck

>>16063582
Milk doesn't pair well with proper meals. Just peanut butter sandwiches, and it's ok with some desserts.

>>16063582
I find that coffee is superior to milk with all sweets. Milk is only useful for cereal but in that case it isn’t considered a beverage but rather a broth.

>>16059279
Somebody offers you a cooking class & 15$ to throw everything on this tray into the garbage.
Could/would you do it?

>>16063600
what about spaghetti?

>>16059291

>>16059279
Nah. I'd just record myself eating half of it, moaning like a baby the whole time, then force myself to throw up in the parking lot on camera. By the end of it I'd probably be one of the most successful documentaries in history for some fucking reason.

>>16064550
based and fat head pilled

>>16064550
>force myself to throw up in the parking lot on camera.
He was strung out as shit in that scene. You can rewatch the movie and notice just how he's reeling from all the booze most of the time.

>>16059291
Gud one

>>16063582
>>16063600
I don't like milk on its own, but a friend poured me a glass of milk to accompany a slice of cake the other day and holy shit did they pair well.

>>16059279
Money upfront and i'll order my own big mac with fries

>>16064588
https://thescienceofnutrition.wordpress.com/2012/02/19/tom-naughton-is-a-fat-head/

That movie is absolute horseshit, Tom McNaughton is a pseudo-science loving retard

>>16064804
What kind of cake is that?

>>16065488
He described it as a caramel wedding cake, which fits pretty well. Most of the flavor punch was packed into that caramel between the layers.

>>16060836
agreed but replace water and wine with your boyfriend's cum and diarrhea and lube

>>16059307
Never understood this. When I'm stressed or anxious I have a non-existent appetite.

>>16065115
Your post is horseshit. Try again, shill.

>>16065115
>Myths such as Jesus was born on December 25th
stopped reading right there

>>16063354
>Wine, water (sparkling)
I mix this all the time

>>16065805
To many people, food provides comfort. Hence the phrase "comfort food." Comfort alleviates stress. It's not hard to understand.

>>16059279
Not gonna lie, I'd struggle to finish all that cardboard packaging but I think I could do it

>>16059279
Is this a new stimulus package?

>>16065805
You don't understand that different people can have different reactions to the same stimuli?
Do you really expect all 7+ billion people on the planet to be exact clones of you?

>>16059279
people who think this is funny should have phillips head scredriver jammed into their eye :^)

For me, it's fast food, oxycodone, and Steel Reserve. Kills the pain til I wake up.

>>16066293
what you know about that?
prolly nothin'

>>16065115
There's so much that's either a lie or misleading about this that I'd have to be autistic to respind to it all. Main thing is that the writer here shoyldnt have to lie about the content of the movie if it's really that bad. At no point does it tell you to eat a bunch of cheeseburgers.

>>16066076
A classic Italian apertif. Try adding in a bit of campari to the mixture as well to give it more depth and bitterness.

>>16066303
porlly a bunch

>>16060745
It's actually like thin styrofoam. We call them scones over here

>>16066388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_JygUgiweI

>>16059279
McDonkey's is worse than dumpster diving for trash. You would have to pay me, upfront, to eat this literal trash.

>>16066293
I knew people who died from mixing alcohol and oxycodone

>>16059291

>>16066555
Here's hoping.

>>16066306
Not even going to read the article, but
>ctrl-f
>"cheeseburger"
>0 results
Um...

>>16060745
>He WASTES his paper cup
lmao

>>16066279
>t.original trevor donovan tweet spammer

>>16059279
For $3,500 i'd do it, but I think if it was offered to me for free or even for $20 i wouldn't. McDonalds burgers are nasty :(

Funny thing is that OP image is a low key jab at amerifats but they're too stupid to realize it.

Funny thing is that American posts are laughing Yuros' joke off but the latter are too autistic to realize it

>>16060722
Lost

>>16059279
Where are these people giving out 3500 usd and a free meal? I need in on that action.

>>16059291
What's the drink strat though? I figure it would help wash down all the cardboard, but what about for the cup itself?

>>16061602
nice, you assumed i was a eurocunt. dumbass peon

>>16061271
>-20
I miss these lil niggas like you wouldnt believe

>>16061602
>>16061622
Its called PATAT, fags.
We invent it, we name it.

>>16059291
kek

I'm a vegan so no.

that''s like my favorite meal so hard yes