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>This guy comes up to you and say your food is shit
Wat do?

>> No.16056620

>>16056609
Ask him why the opinion of a cokehead would matter to me and then mack it to his chav daughter and give her the ol in an out

>> No.16056628

tell him that food elitism is a mental disorder and ask him to fuck off

>> No.16056630

"ain't you the guy who fucked up a Frito pie of all things?"

>> No.16056649

>>16056609
All that money and this is what you get from dropping a bunch of it at the men's wellness clinic?

>> No.16056654

>>16056649
Sour grapes etc.

>> No.16056667

THE CHEESE
IS M E L T E D

>> No.16056674

>>16056609
His torso looks like someone stretched him out with a rolling pin.

>> No.16056678

>>16056654
I mean, maybe when I'm 60, but I'm young and full of natty T

>> No.16056680
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>>16056609
Actually sir. Yes. I know I sacrificed taste for cost. And due to my limited cooking knowledge I cant even boil water properly. But this was an attempt. But if you brought your own egg you can add it to the pot

>> No.16056684

>>16056609
Take my meds, the british aren't real

>> No.16056726

>>16056684
I wish.

>> No.16056732

I can cook a grill cheese nigga.

>> No.16056799

>>16056609
If he says it without having tried my food then I'll ignore him, if he has tried my food then he must have taken it from my plate so I'll probably try to break his thumbs

>> No.16056808

>>16056609
>ok
>what are you drinking

>> No.16056833

>>16056684
can i get some of those meds please. ill try anything if it makes the british go away

>> No.16056847

>>16056609
Ask him to make a warmed cheese sandwich on toast

>> No.16057068

>>16056609
tie him down and force him to watch me molest his daughter Tilly with a dildo made of unmelted cheese

>> No.16057385

>>16056609
Ask him whom performed his liposuction so I can avoid that person.

>> No.16057585

>>16056609
It's your grilled cheese recipe, faggot

>> No.16057620

The usual.. get a little stabby with a 12" Knoifr

>> No.16057655

>>16056680
needs more imitation crab meat

>> No.16057687
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>>16056609
chloe moretz tier body

>> No.16058441
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>>16056680
>I cant even boil water properly
GEORGE FLOYD'S ALIVE

>> No.16058477

>>16056609
tell him I didn't hire him and there are no cameras here

>> No.16058479

>>16057687
Duh. That's literally Ramsay's face shooped on her body, dumdum.

>> No.16058518

>>16056609
How can he look both fit and out of shape all at once.

>> No.16058685

>>16058479
Nah, she's far more built than that pudgy dyel

>> No.16058837

>>16058518
I guess he used to be in shape but have bad genetics and aging did the rest

>> No.16058845

>>16056609
this is where we are all headed in our 50s. this is probably our ceiling. our floor... well just look at bam

>> No.16058878

>>16058845
bam has been drinking and smoking and drugging for like 20 years straight though

>> No.16059049

>>16056609
Apologies for not pouring a can of baked beans on some boild meat like a good English boy.

>> No.16059243

he just looks like a guy who doesnt do arm supersets

>> No.16059252
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>>16056609
why are brits so weird looking

>> No.16059685

"""MELTED CHEESE""" SANDWICH

>> No.16059891

Attack on Titan threads go in >>>/a/

>> No.16059895

>>16056609
Point out that he's objectively mistaken.

>> No.16059907

>>16056609

i would say ok and keep eating

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>>16056609
show him pic related and 360 outta there

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>>16059252
>>16056609
Brits are the most disgusting animals on the planet

>> No.16060450

>>16056609
Tell him his grilled cheese was cold and burnt at the same time

>> No.16060787

>>16056609
in 5 hours he'll be right

>> No.16060812

>>16056620
>>>16056609 (OP)
>Ask him why the opinion of a cokehead would matter to me
This. He can't even read.