/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16053960
As a rule, I don't eat desserts bigger than my hand

>>16053960
ill let someone suck my cock for that

>>16053975
nothing is bigger than his head

bros is eating takeaway everyday a good way to grieve for a dead wife?

>>16053960
Literally nothing.

Loads of these (((dessert))) places popped up in the last couple years.

Whatever he's charging ;)

Yummy SNACK of a norf lad I'd love to get TOPPED

>>16053960
Of course hes from Leeds

>>16054179
how did she died?

>>16053960
Wot an absolute unit!

>>16054227
heart attack a week after getting the vaccine

>>16053960
Fast for a week and then pay me 100 dollars to eat it.

>>16054236
was she fat? haha who am I kidding, you said wife, of course she was, hahaha

>>16054254
yeah big porker

>>16054278
wow I'm sorry for your loss but she looks like she'd been rode hard and hung up wet

>>16053960
This fat northern cunt never fails too leave me disgusted I luvs it

>>16053960
I heard his wife died recently. Was it the Chinese Flu or was she gang raped to death by Paki’s?

>>16054488
>>16054278
Definitely Paki’s

I just dont see the point. you can drizzle chocolate and put whipcream on shit at home. If I'm going to get a sweet its going to be something that is a bitch to make myself

>tfw can't eat chocolate because of sensitive teeth

>>16053960
goddamn that looks delicious

nothing cause i wouldn't eat that shit

Can't stand this fat fuck

t. Bong

>>16053960
200$. an extra 50$ if I get some of the food too.

>>16054915
kek, based fatfag

>>16053960
Getting worried for this lad. I loved his videos at first but I can't stand to watch someone destroy their body like this every day. Seems like in just two weeks he's already ballooned in size too.
He clearly didn't handle losing his wife well. Are we witnesses to a slow motion decadent death spiral? How much longer can this go on?

>>16055309
luv me choclat
luv me takeout
luv me table

simple as

>>16055309
Any bets on him or Nicocado croaking first?

>>16055681
nikocado is much younger and looks relatively thinner

>>16055309
>>16055681
>>16055708
Guise what if Nikocado and this lad linked up?

>>16055738
Need it or keep it?

>>16055759
sneed it

this is not the face of a happy man

>>16055936
when I see him I kinda want to give up and just eat trash until I die

what will he eat tomorrow bros?

>>16055936

>>16055674
:D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_FZ1FfwSu8

>all of that graffiti
Is Leeds really this shitty?

>>16053960
I don't get the dessert thing. I can dig him eating nasty fried stuff and burgers but massive sweets seems like a death wish. the saga continues

>>16055936
fuck man

looks like the google boost is half way done so hopefully if it goes low enough he'll stop doing daily vids

100 britbong coins

>>16056550
36k views to 10 million in a month

>>16054278
What’s her ethnic background

>>16055764

>>16056550
whats your problem you cuck, he seems like a good guy

What the fuck. How is it i watched this exact video last night and now you've made post about it?

>>16056785
algorithmic overlords slowly manipulating our human culture, minds and bodies.

>>16056862
The dot's stuck right now after accidentally going over 100%. Get ready.

For me, it's the little qt from the vegan burger restaurant

>>16056905
That's some goddamn bone structure.

>>16056785
You think 4chan has organic niche topics in 2021?

>>16053960
honestly just a very average, well mannered, down to earth bloke, not the brightest, but very likeable.

>>16056905
I would do unspeakable things to her animal product free anus.

>>16053960
England looks so ancient and antique, no progress what so ever.
I've been to Ireland and it was beautiful, but England seems so...plain

>>16054488
She had a heart attack. Complained of feeling unwell, went upstairs to lay down and collapsed in the bedroom. She was rushed to hospital but died the next day.

>>16054494
it wasn't us, pork is haram

>>16053960
i literally thought faces like this existed only in cartoons

>>16056719
daily vids means he's stuffing his face with 5k kcal meals every day, it's just deadly

I like his videos but spacing them out a bit will be good for his health

I want to fuck that Desi milf

>>16054254
kek

>>16055674
>luv me table
he really does, doesn't he? :3

Watching these videos made me realize brits have a weird obsessions with putting nachos on things as a topping.

>>16056550
Thought this was going to be a calorie add up. Disappointed.

>>16058157
SUPERIOR

>>16058069
I didn't even know she was sick

>>16058800
They eat sandwiches wiyh french fries as the ingredient no seriously look up chip butty

>>16054278
cute lady!

>>16058835
NO WAY BREAD AND POTATOES TOGETHER THATS CRAZY BRO

>>16059013
Seething.

>>16058835
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_oIys5KS4A

nuts

>>16053960
Not sure when i'm even looking at desu

>>16056481
yes

>>16057793
glad you can infer what a country twice the size of Ireland is like from the videos of a guy going to the most rundown kebab and burger shops.

>>16054278
>her pre-Corona

>>16059390
He used the words "looks" and "seems" you butthurt bong. Nuance matters.

>>16059454
so generalisations about an entire country from a few videos is nuance. ok retard.

>>16053960
I don't care for desserts.

>>16059508
Anon, are you really this stupid? Do you really not understand the significance of those words in this context?

english cosine is shit

>>16056562
Isn't 1 million views like 1,000 dollars? He's making all sorts of money doing this.

>>16054227
He fell on her

>>16058800
It's just a fad, like pulled pork and salted caramel.

>>16059538
Looks like he's a bit retarded from that statement at least it seems to me

Look at that Norf lad

>>16059663
>>16059538
samefag and the point still stands. still retarded I guess.

>>16059798
Nope and cope.

>>16059808
wheres your rebuttal retard?

>>16059825
Where's your argument retard?

>>16059794
a classic for the ages

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>>16059847
you could scroll back up and read if you weren't retarded

>>16059864
That's not an argument retard, just you whining about how stupid you are.

>>16057793
Dumbest post I've ever read.

>>16059869
Why are Americans always so butthurt

>Dumbest post I've ever read.

>>16057793
I bet you think the London Shard looks good.

>>16059892
*bongs
although tbf americans are also always butthurt, but in this case it's a butthurt bong.

>>16059896
it's definitely some mutt who's only ever seen Dublin and think that compares to a few shitholes in England

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWHvB_prWwc
another video lads I'm getting scared

lets just say it now that brits have gotten to the peak sloppa levels that no one will ever touch

>>16060006
I'd be shitting all over the place, he's eaten a huge takeaway everyday this week.

Health concerns aside, all these meals have got to be pretty expensive, no? Then again I'm a poorfag so wtf do I know.

>>16060098
I mean they're fairly cheap compared to where I live

>>16060135
How much do you think you'd end up paying for something like >>16060014 where you live, out of curiosity?

>>16060141
Not him but that's at least 15 dollars in the USA

>>16060141
like $30 bucks easy probably $40 but I've never seen sloppa like that. Then again I live in Seattle so lmfao

> he's eating himself to death

>>16060014
>>16060141
his meal was £21 so about $30

>>16057062
Needs more animal waste for an earthier heartier aroma/taste

>>16059589
is trigonometry different in the UK? what about their tangent and sine?

>>16059794
the topple of big bazza, a new king were crowned

>>16053960
>tfw you will never drive 4 hours to eat on the roadside with him

obscure feel

>>16060006
>youtube algorithm literally sentenced this guy to death

Check out the pins on this bird. American translation legs chick

>>16054278
Why do older british women always turn so pudgy?

Why does he add chicken filets to his burgers? Is this something that tastes good? I would add chocolate or crushed nacho chips maybe but not a whole chicken filet.

We already know his arc, seen it before. Gets minor celeb status (will be on the morning news a few times). Keeps pushing his luck until he has a heart attack or other health scare. Will then start his 'weight loss journey'.

At this point he will either keep the weight off and become an annoying health expert guru wannabe, so no viewers. Or he will yo-yo back to obese and it will be sad and nobody will want to watch a man eat himself to death.

>>16058823
she was an odd looking duck

>>16053960
Id pay him to leave

>>16060596
Kek

>>16053960
How do you not wish for death after eating somthing like that.

>>16062120
I think he does a little

>>16053960
>snack
that's an appetizer at best

Man maybe im getting old or whatever but i can't laugh at this guy. Love of his life dies and he binges on sweets, probably something that reminds him of his wife, to cope with her death or die so he can be with her.
Man that's sad, hope he gets help.

>>16061245
PHWOOOOOOAR nowt wrong w'that

>>16053960
at this point he may as well just empty it all into a pigs slop trough and dunk his head in

>>16063285
She died a year ago

>>16053960
Do Europeans really?

>>16063361
cute lady!

>>16063405
Irrelevant, possible that her death broke him.

he's not going to be around for his kids

What the fuck is wrong with Britards.
I just watched this part of OPs video (09:08)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o6BFzimaaaQ&t=9m8s
And could not understand a single fucking thing he was saying. Do britards all have brain damage from the rampant inbreeding?

>>16063522
>let's see if it holds up this week
>oh yes
>so basically, after eating this, this could be the straw that broke the camel's back init
>might go though (the chair) on t'next one
t. Bonglo

>>16053960
3 quid 5 pence

>>16062025
There was something about her eyes, almost completely black

>>16053960
this picture makes me sad for some reason, maybe its the dudes chin

>>16053960
my insulin spiked opening that image jesus christ