/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16049921
Dumb cunt

>>16049921
What the fuck is this? This can't be real.

>>16049921
What in the FUCK is wrong with bug poeople

>>16049921
i really hate this. if you're going to kill something, have the competence to make it quick

>>16049921
I fucking despise this dumb cunt. I await the mukbang where she is kidnapped and bound on webcam, an incel jocosely eating her alive for his perverse amusement

>>16049921
He fought until the end, absolute lad.

i wish i could eat the woman and release the shark into the ocean, it surely has to be more human than that thing

>>16049921
I hate gooks I want to murder every slant eye I see

>>16049991
she does make it quick

ITT: landlocked vegan retards that don't know where food comes from

>>16049921
>>16050018
cute

>>16050041
this lmao

>>16050041
this meme again

>>16049921
Didnt know she had some juicy torpedoes

>ITT: landlocked vegan retards that don't know where food comes from

>>16050041
says the retard that has never slaughtered an animal

>>16049921
Japan should have raped more Korean whores!

>>16050084
um this is /ck/, not /pol/

>>16050078
she has one of the best natural bodies you'll ever lay eyes on

>>16050092
You will not post any of the following outside of /b/:
Grotesque ("guro") images

No more animal abuse on /ck/

>>16050041
Why do you fondle your food while it's alive before slaughtering it? You know un-stressed meat tastes better, right?

>>16050005
>>16050041
She's kinda cute tho

>>16050096
>Korean
>Natural body
lol

>>16050096
i need receipts on how much plastic surgery she's gone through, imagine thinking korean pop idols are 'natural'

hope this gal gets mauled to death by a bull-shark, fuckin useless broad

>>16050096
SK is the plastic-surgery-Capital of the world, mate

>>16049921
rest in peace shark-kun, it hurts to seem him abused like this.

>>16049921
Why is she so cruel?

>>16050163
it's funny desu leave her be

>>16050174
It's not funny, you're a psychopath

>>16050134
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>>16050148
you've been fed a lie
korea is the plastic surgery capital, yes, but only because foreigners fly there to get their surgeries

>>16050018
Fuck chinks and the simp vorefags that enable those cunts. I hope a giant squid eats them and all of their family.

>>16049921
I wish someone would bash this woman's head in with a baseball bat

>>16050222
t. incel

>>16050214
too bad it won't happen. seethe moar

>>16050233
Yeah, I'll have to make do with you. Now, bend over.

>>16050197
you simps really live in another reality, dont you?

>>16050184
it is a little, and it's adorable

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>>16050226
I'm literally married and have a kid lmao

>>16050253
how does your wife feel about you wishing death on women?

>>16049921
>what is the most dangerous food you've ever prepared?
I almost got sent to a hospital/morgue after deep-frying a turkey when my sociopath nephew was told that the still-cooling oil was dangerous and promptly shoved the pot over towards me. I got a small burn through my shoes and the little shit got second-degree burns on both hands. Also, about 30 square feet of the backyard became completely barren.

>>16050294
based nephew working your simp ass

>>16050372
He's in jail now for throwing rocks at an old lady over some petty argument. Totally 'based'.

>>16050106
did you reply to the wrong message, anon?

>>16050285
Why don't you ask any married man?

>>16049921
>being afraid of a shark that small
Why is she so afraid of it?
What's it gonna do? Nibble her toes?
It's cute as hell. What species of shark is that anyway?

>>16050404
>>16050372
>shoved a pot of boiling oil at his uncle
>threw rocks at an old lady over an argument
damn, what kind of fucked-up kid did your sibling raise?

>>16051050
My sis tried her best to teach him how to be a human, but he showed signs that something fundamental was broken upstairs since he was 3.
He's hated me for years just because I banned him from playing any of the vidya at my house after breaking 2 controllers in an hour raging.

>>16049921
it's pretty obvious she is just fucking with them for the camera so i don't understand why youtube allows it

>>16050294
>30 square feet
so you were using this you liar?

>>16051173
Learn math retard. A 5 foot by 6 foot patch of grass is 30 square feet. An ordinary turkey pot could easily do that.

>>16049921
This annoyed me more than it should've. Quit torturing the goddamn fish and kill it.

>>16051191
hey im not the one with the cursed blood buddy, dont kill all of us

>>16051191
and you were frying the turkeys live werent u lol

>>16051201
I'm not even the guy you called out. I just like pointing at morons and laughing.

>>16051209
k liar dont kill me

>>16051215
Why would I want to kill you? The entertainment would stop if I did that.

>>16051227
no wait ill win if i have the last word, faggot

>>16049921
I lived in Arizona for a year and my neighbor asked me if I had ever eaten rattlesnake. I hadn’t tried it so I was interested. He said he would give me the rattlesnake but I’d have to figure out how to cook it. He dropped a styrofoam cooler off at my door and when I got into the kitchen and opened it there was a live rattlesnake inside and it instantly curled up and rattled its tail at me, and it was a big motherfucker too, 32 1/2 inches when I measured it. I drank a few cups of coffee to speed up my reflexes and I put the lid back on and took it outside and thought of how I was going to kill it. I placed the cooler on a board and shot the snake through the head with my nail gun because then it would be stuck to the board and unable to bite me if it wasn’t dead or it’s nerves were still going. I nailed its head down and the body was still going crazy for a good 30 minutes.
Anyway, I skinned it and grilled it and ate it with garlic butter. Made three meals out of it. Tasted like alligator or maybe baked halibut. I liked it and definitely want to eat rattlesnake again.

>>16049921
me and my brother deep fried a turkey but it was outside, but it wasn't a fake story like this >>16050294 nothing happened but I built a ring of snow around the deep fryer because we were retarded and were scared of burning the house down somehow. Other than that I didn't give a fuck if the middle of my chicken was raw one day and just ate around it. Just wanted to eat and go the fuck to sleep.

>>16049921
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>>16050197
Yes all those "foreigners" going to an invite only specialist who works only on Korean anatomy
Someone post the shaved jaw bone column

>>16049921
>almost underboob
>then keep cutting
boils my blood

>>16051524
Got it for you.
I hate K*reans so fucking much.

>>16050285
>Not thinking about inflicting horrible violence on my wife
>Let alone dumb roasties shitting up Western Civilization via ((()))

>>16051555
Jesus Christ, no wonder they can do the shit they do to animals if they can do THAT to themselves.

>>16051524
>>16051555
it's a myth, stop perpetuating it

>>16049921
at 29 seconds into the video she strongly resembles the happy mask salesman from majoras mask

>>16050957
kek

>>16050109
Quite the contrary. Predators, including humans find the hormones released from the fear caused by the chase/death extra delicious. So stressing the animal more before death will make it taste better.

>>16051555
what the hell is this, can someone kindly explain please?

>>16052295
Human biodiversity is a simple fact. Koreans tend to have wide, square jaws. This doesn't fit well with the conception of beauty that the Koreans have (triangle shaped jaw, thin lips, enormous eyes, jet black straight hair, enormous tits, pencil thing waist and hips, thin shoulders, long stick legs) which is based on (Modern) Chinese beauty standards, so Korean women frequently get plastic surgery. One of these procedures "shaves" the jawline. This gets blamed on Americans because White people invented plastic surgery, but Korean beauty standards are ultimately just Chinese in nature (the thin hips and small buttocks gives it away).

Here's an example. On the left, what a Korean woman looks like. On the right, what a Korean woman wants to look like.

>>16052312
Another. They're cutting a chunk of the jaw bone off in this.

>koreans actually aspire to be jawlets
the absolute state

>>16052335
ugly losers like you make fun of everyone for some stupid little feature, shut the fuck up and get laid, you fucking nerd

>>16052318
wtf he looks so much better on the left

>>16052318
he likes better before than after in my opinion

Is this thread genuine or am I being trolled? Fish literally cannot feel pain you fucking retarded pussies.

>>16050197
You know this is a lie and you know we all know it’s a lie.

>>16049921
probably donuts

>>16051084
Post more about retard nephew.

>>16052290
Predators dont waste energy when hunting, let alone risk inur if you are naked one like a human is. That's some chink reasoning to excue your lack of a soul.

>>16052340
found the ricecel

>>16051084
Tell us more, hearing about freaks is fun

>>16049921
fried chicken livers, very danger. The oil go popping and stings me.

>>16049974
>This can't be real.
why? are you stupid or somethi... oh wait you are.

>>16049921
NOT THE HECKIN SEA CRITTERINOOOOOSS!!!!

>>16050096
>natural
dude have you seen how her nostrils move?

>>16050253
>lmao

>>16050077
And yet Niggesota is the most cucked state of all

>>16052312
What I hate about korean beauty is that it doesn't allow for any diversity whatsoever. You either look like the same porcelain doll or you are viewed as ugly. The ironic thing is if everyone looks the same, no one is beautiful. Everyone is just average.

>>16052318
He went from looking like an asian chad to a teenage boy.

>>16051582
You posted a picture of her as a kid and then an image of her with surgery to keep those childish features.

>>16050243
Your so debased, just cause the girl is cute you’re ok with abusing animals. Disgusting

>>16053249
fish don't feel pain, fuckass.

>>16049921
Konjac

It is actually a big choking hazzard because it doesn't dissolve or get digested at all, if it gets stuck in your throat it won't break down or get soft or anything.

I want to put this bitch in the shark tank at the aquarium and see how many dumb faces she makes

Got nothing against eating fish but this chick goes way too far

>>16052416
What is surplus killing? Learn before you talk shit, stupid mayo.

>>16050005
i wish one day she gets a chunk taken out by something she eats

>>16053387
>he fell for the surplus hunting meme
you do understand animals dont have fridges right anon?

>>16050096
>Korean big people
>natural bodies
>posts gookpop idol
lmao

I hunt, but I still try to treat the animals with some respect.
I don't put funny hats on their corpses for pictures or mess around with them if I catch them alive.

I hate this cunt because she is disrespectful and ungrateful of the creatures she's killing.

>>16050096
DPRK are the good guys.

>>16050096
She's on a sea food diet.

>>16053456
What does "wasting" energy mean to you?

>>16050096
The nose isn't natural. Looks like the business end of a shotgun.

>>16050096
>best natural bodies
>negative ass

>>16053475
she's not an idol, she just made a mukbang music video for fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_l-5FaYvqY

>>16049921
Tbh I'd still lob a cock in her

>>16049921
>what is the most dangerous food you've ever prepared?
Not reading the thread Im sure its gone to shit already
Friend gave me some carolina reapers he was growing in his basement and when I went to saute them for a lamb curry I accidently pepper sprayed the whole house and everyone else evacuated

Daily reminder that this bitch needs to die a fiery death

>>16053724
Post videos of that autist Korean lady that prepares food in industrial quantities.
I think she works in a talk show or something.

>>16050018
Squid is delicious so I can't really blame her.

>>16049990
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>>16053778
>NOOOOO THE HECKIN SHARKERINO!!!!! HE NEEDS TO BE HUMANELY KILLED WITH ANASTHESIA AFTER A DAY AT THE AMUSEMENT PARK AND THEN GIVEN FULL WAR HONORS!!!! YOU CAN'T JUST HORRIFIFICALLY SLAUGHTER IT LIKE COWS!!! YOU CAN'T BECAUSE I'M NOT USED TO IT!!!! YOU CAN ONLY VIOLENTLY KILL PEOPLE LIKE HER AND EVERYONE WHO HAPPENS TO SHARE A RACE WITH HER!!!!!!

>>16053823
neck yo self, fool

>>16049921
pretzels made with lye. apparently you can't buy it some places unless you work in food service

>>16053823
>YOU CAN'T JUST HORRIFIFICALLY SLAUGHTER IT LIKE COWS!!!
aren't cows typically stunned before being cut? that seems like the best way. i'm not sure why she just randomly placed the shark back into some water only to pick it up and then throw it on the ground and squirm around for a while. it's bad enough that she does this stuff for youtube videos but i don't understand how so many people could support and defend it.

>>16050005
F

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>>16050096
Have you ever heard of a padded bra?

>>16054172
have you ever heard of big, natural asian tits?

>>16049921

>>16053823
This but unironically

>>16051243

Rattlesnake is good. I agree about the alligator part. What I did was just smacked it in the head with the shovel took its head clean off. But yea that thing convulsed for a while

>>16050041
people who actually hunt know to never torture animals. Only atheist psychos like to hurt animals

>>16051582
nose is different, eyes are different, chin is pointier, your point?

>>16053823
Ok chud

>>16050096
>natural

>>16053823
based anti-shark poster

my sympathy for cows, sheep, pigs, etc is based on mammalian allegiance. reptiles, insects, and fish get nothing unless the species in question is endangered. amphibians are a wash

I hate her botched plastic surgery nose. Her nostrils look gross.

>>16050096
>best natural anything
>south korean

>>16049921
Seriously, we need to nuke China.

>>16054010
Yes, unless it's some black market Muslim slaughterhouse in Europe. Pretty girl makes peepee tingle so they defend the equivalent of intermittently strangling a cow.

>>16050041
not from a gooksect's shitty meme channel, I tell ya hwhat

Kek why are libshits so afraid of fresh food? Literal bugmen.

>>16051084
He's probably legitimate a psycho genetically. Your sis should get him help. We're actually beginning to understand this better and there are groups in the psychology world developing attempts at treatments (behavioral) to help psycho/socio people hopefully be more normal.

a white woman would cry if you put this on her plate
marry an asian woman

>>16058753
>Just egg
>Egg-free

Semolina.

>>16049921
hey im walkin heh

>>16051084
moar jailbird nephew stories plzz.