/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Take pic of inside fridge

>red and yellow colors to attract the fat goyim to their processed garbage

move out and get your own fridge or shut the fuck up you ungrateful little shit

>>16041893
how did you come up with this

>>16041886
I’m at church so I can’t right now

>>16041895
I lived on my own for the last 10 years but I’m not going to spend thousands in rent when I’m now working from home.

>>16041919
>I’m at church so I can’t right now
How is it that no one is seeing you phone posting?

>>16041881
Why the fuck are the waffles in the fridge?

>>16041881
>Why, I too have extremely spoiled, immature, and financially successful, fat American boomer parents, how could you tell?

>those premade biscuit dough tubes
wew lad, mine keep 2-3 of those on hand at all times, make them, burn them, and then don't refrigerate them

kek I've found shit that was multiple YEARS out of date in my parents' fridges and freezers* and pantry many, many, many times

>never cleaned/cleaned out, ever
>always letting shit get moldy
>forgetting about something, buying more of it, forgetting about that one too
>most everything in the freezer is a year old if not more, encased in freezer burn
>containers often not even closed
>spills everywhere
>literally all of it is horrible junk garbage, there's maybe 1 token fresh vegetable in the entire house other than onions
>its all prepared shit, because they never, ever cook, and never, ever have

They throw out thousands of dollars of shit each year. They were spending around $100/day on food for a long time, because constant takeout/restaurants multiple times a day. Now its down to "only" about $1000/month

*that's not a typo, they have 2 fridges and 2 freezers, both filled with garbage all the time

>>16041881
Their fridge, their choice.

Get a job and buy your own food.

>>16041919
what do you use for phone posting? for me, its pic rel

Honestly, I can't complain

>Local grocery store has been having some major sales each week for the last month.
>Been stocking up on a bunch of stuff, both in the fridge and freezer and non-perishables.
>Freezer is overflowing to the point where I had to take some older stuff out to prepare to fit the new stuff in.
>Barely have scratched the surface of the food I got due to them constantly having sales.
>Pantry of stuff that won't expire for awhile is starting to have a ton of stuff in it.

Granted, what I have been doing is trying to go through the older stuff first and making a combo of things for lunch/dinner for the last few weeks and just trying to cook more. Anon, you could always just mark what is about to expire and offer to cook it for them or find recipes that combine multiple things.

>>16041972
I dont think the problem is that he has no unexpired food, there is just too much expired food in the family fridge and it's a pig sty. He'd have to buy his own mini fridge to side step putting up with the junk

>>16041972
>Their fridge, their choice.

>>16041881
thats why hoarding is a problem. find a therapist for them and hire some professionals they might be more responsive to them than what you're doing since they know how to do them and you don't. it's not just the act of doing that but the way you're going about it and how to solve the core issue which requires education and experience.

>>16041919
Putting up with their dumbass boomer behavior is part of the cost of living with boomers rent-free.

>>16041981
imagine not using Kuroba

>>16041970
My parents constantly buy something they already had cause they are too lazy to look

>>16041881
How much of the food is actually past its best-by date? Also, trying to solve the problem by throwing out food is retarded, you need to tell them to stop buying shit they don't use.

>>16041881
>child convincing parents of anything

>>16041970
You know you're a made man when you got a fridge and freezer in your garage or basement for all the extra food

>>16041972
>all choices are valid because you are free to make them

>>16042122
>tips fedora and brushes neckbeard.

>>16041881
Not more than a week old! Don't they know you can't eat food that is over a week old???

>>16041919
>I’m at church so I can’t right now

Good news, I came back from church and is totally organized and looks great! This was 100% my sisters doing

>>16041943
My last post was just before it started. I would never disrespect our Lord like that

>>16042315
>This was 100% my sisters doing
Post sister

>>16042323
>I would never disrespect our Lord like that
Based

>>16042168
It is just because they will make something, save the leftovers, never touch it, then make something new. The cycle repeats until there’s two week old chicken Parmesan growing fur

Anyhow this is how it looks now, pretty good

>>16042480
What kind of cake is that? Did you have some already? Is that watermelon on the top shelf?

>>16042328
This. let me gaze upon thy sisters sweater meat.

>>16042527
Based. OP you need to deliver!

>>16042480
>complaining about a fridge full of food

>>16042517
Peanut butter and chocolate. I don’t eat cake so I haven’t had a piece. And yes that is watermelon

>>16042537
I was complaining about the disaster it was previously. I am very happy with this it is now, no complaints. Unfortunately I couldn’t get a picture of it before

its been so long since ive lived with my parents I cant even comprehend the problem youre having

>>16041881
just have them committed

>>16041970
Hahah $100 a day absolutely fucking obscene I laughed out loud

>>16041881
It’s impossible. I have parents in law who do this. We’ve thrown out their entire fridge and freezer, refilled it for them, and given them money to compensate for doing that to them multiple times, but they are hoarders and will never stop. Recently my MIL has bragged about clearing out the deep freezer and clearing out some of her basement (another fridge and freezer down there as well), and it just seems more like she loves stuff around and shaves down on a few things until the next sale catches her eyes. I refuse to stay in their home anymore, which means I may not see them more than once a year anymore since it would apparently be too much of an insult to stay at a nearby hotel.

>>16042568
lol same. my fridge is almost always barren. hard to relate

>>16043391
Worst memory I have from living at home is my mom would buy fresh french bread and then just leave it in the freezer for three months and insist it's still just as good as if it were fresh. I guess I know where I inherited my autism from

>>16041893
>and they keep getting away with it
OH SAY CAN YOU SHART

>>16041881
stop complaining and live under your own roof where you can practice your autistic food habits in peace

>>16041972
Their choice is valid but I'm still gonna insult and persecute them for it

>>16042568
Even when I lived with my parents, we never had shit like this. We had ingredients to make food, and if you were hungry, you could cook something.

>>16041902
not him but they do test the color of packaging to influence people into buying shit

>>16044389
I never even go down the aisles where this shit is sold, so I wouldn't know anything about the packaging color.

>>16044389
Does it influence the parents, or the retarded children like OP, because they know that parents these days are too afraid of disappointing their children that they'll buy anything to stop the tantrum in the middle of the store?

>>16044417
Everybody. Something wears red, you wanna fuck it more than you would otherwisr.

>>16044442
I agree. Pic related.

>>16041881
The only fresh food I see in this photo are those eggs hiding between layers of junk in the fridge

>>16042145


>>16041981
mimi reader is the superior one

>>16044528
I use firefox. You don't need that tracking shit.

>>16044618
Okay. I use Kuroba because I'm not a Firefox tranny.

>>16041881
Don't bother. Just live with it, old people will never change. Plus it's their fridge, if they don't feel like changing their habits they don't have to. Just put the nice stuff that you buy for yourself in a shopping bag and keep it tucked in the back of the fridge so that they can't mess with it and leave it at that. Meanwhile, just imagine your nice clean fridge when you finally move out at age 35 and can finally start working on losing your virginity.

>>16042480
>franks red hot in the fridge

>>16044647
I like the mouth feel of cold 'ot sau' myself

>>16041881
SHIT in the fridge

My parents are like that too, it's annoying.

>>16042480
you look white op

post dog

>>16041881
goddamn it's all sugar

boomers have suffered heroic levels of mind control but they seem to be arrogant about it at the same time

>>16041881
Encourage them to do weekly cleanups.
Tell them to not buy so much food.