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Someone offers you $12,500 to eat this ass in 30 seconds. Do you accept the challenge?

>> No.16041768

>>16041766
>boxed water

>> No.16041793
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>>16041766
My idea of personal heaven. Every single shit she takes for the rest of her life goes directly from her anus to my mouth. My lips puckered around her slightly stained adorable little butthole patiently awaiting the treat to issue forth and slide into my mouth. The first couple appetizers are just farts that echo in my mouth and come out my nose which serve just to tease me. The moment then arrives and the first hint of my delectable treat slowly emerges with a nice shiny slime of fecal matter from her innermost bowels. It slides into my mouth and I cry tears of joy as it plays its delicious symphony across my taste buds. She giggles as it fully emerges and pushes down my throat and into my tummy. I have got my reward and while she wipes her fragile hole I lay back and weep in ecstasy. She leads me to my cage where I patiently await my next treat. “Please eat and become full” I whisper, “I need my treats.”

>> No.16041799

>>16041793
Seek help.

>> No.16041800
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>tfw mom made muffins again

>> No.16041812

>>16041793
This meme gets thrown around a lot but for a girl like posted in the OP I would literally eat her shit. Some girls are just so gorgeous that their shit would actually smell and taste good.

>> No.16041816

>>16041800
>horribly deflated
is this symbolic?

>> No.16041819

>>16041812
Absolutely disgusting. You think like a literal vermin. Just stop.

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>>16041812
>for a girl like posted in the OP I would literally eat her shit
The absolute state of numales.

>> No.16041825

>>16041816
Dobson plz go

>> No.16041826

>>16041819
Look at her perfect ass though.

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>>16041812
>>16041819
Ive been fappin to Jordyn Jones for at least 6-7 years

>> No.16041848

>>16041793
>while she wipes her fragile hole
If you were as dedicated as you pretend to be you would have lapped everything clean and there would be nothing to wipe. You are a fraud

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>>16041812
Spotted the loser.
>B-b-b-but women are god's creation

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>>16041793
>>16041812
based scatchads

>> No.16041887

>>16041876
We are all God's creations. He created you for everyone to laugh at because we all need to have a laugh every now and then.

>> No.16041889

>>16041766
are those ceilings like 18 feet high? damn

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>>16041766