/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16034394
Yes.

>>16034394
I'm afraid to ask...

Looks good desu. Would eat.

>>16034394
honestly want some

>>16034394
I mean, I'm India, and we eat a lot of sloppa, so I know unappetising looking food can taste quite good, if prepared well.

>>16034394
Actually that would be zuurkool.

Eat their fish. Half the country is under water.

>>16034394
yummers. birdseed and gravy

The Dutch invented spinach dip?

Post dutch candy

>>16034394
I feel like dutch food is similar to english food but gets way less shitposted about, its just north sea comfort food, fish sausages, meat and two veg stuff.

>>16034394
No. This is!

>>16036350
>fried gravy
came to post this
De Lekkerste

>>16036280
You want a thread full of cocksucking shit-tasting aniseed bullshit?

>>16034394
At least the sausage looks lean. I love that

>>16034394
This is

>>16036761
Perfect when paired with a good ES energy drink, served at Albert Heijn ambient temperature

Hachee is best Dutch dinner dish though

>>16036297
Shhhhhh, there are actually a lot of Dutchmen on this board but we tend to lay low so the Bongs get all the shit

stoemp is actually based

>>16034394
Does it even count as a Dutch only dish? We have it in northern Germany too although we use different cured meats.

Here we go:
Pannenkoeken
Poffertjes
Vlaai
Stroopwafels
Haring
Rijsttafel
Borrelnootjes
Snackbars/snackmuur
Oliebollen
Bolus
Hutspot, stampot
Zuurvlees
Erwtensoep met rookworst
Kaas
Bier
Jenever

>>16036770
omg i dont think ur supposed to eat that at least not like that... thats dog food rich ppl give to their dogs cos they have a chef.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1619884691885.webm
Obligatory

>>16036851
I like beef stew, I like split pea soup, I like herring, I like bubble and squeak. There's nothing on this list I wouldn't eat

>excellent cheese, beer and snacks
>supreme grub for working folk
Whats not to like? Also picrel.

>>16036889
But anon, 'murica is no.1 in EVERYTHING.

>>16036899
I'm sorry please don't bomb us, I fixed it

>>16034394
I don't want to know what that is

>>16036912
It's just potato and spinach

>>16036912
Smoked sausage
Mashed potatoes with some veggies in em
Gravy

>>16036915
Looks more like kale to me.

>>16036922
I don't know what vegetables, exactly. Could be collard greens for all I know

>>16036922
It's kale, also known as boerenkool.

>>16036922
This anon is right. It's Kale with potatoe mashed. We use mustard instead of gravy and german cabanossi arround here but Is pretty much the same

>>16036983
>We use mustard instead of gravy
Dutch here, we sometimes use pickles instead of gravy. Mustard not so much, I think.

>>16036903
>please don't bomb us
has that ever worked?

This is peak Dutch cuisine. Too bad this shit costs a fortune.

>>16037363
patrician taste

>>16037363
D fuckn licious

>>16036851
More great dishes:

Furklewing bonnec
Schmuden
Zukwablemac
Klabedarki met sample tang
Hoosenpipi
Burbucki flakes with stompenpol sauz
Peez
Schnopipylehugrang
Slapping
Buttworst zug oohooh

>>16037942
Richtiger Wessihumor

For me, it's frikandellington

>>16037363
What kind of fish is it. I think I had something similar to this in a past life. It was similarly smoked, similarly fatty. But I can barely remember it now.

>>16038052
Muming

>>16038052
European eel

>>16037363
Smoked eel is delicious, but hardly a Dutch specialty. I've seen it in Austria, Slovakia and Hungary too.

>>16036889
We're only 12 in obesity? Jesus I thought it couldn't get worse than us.

>>16038231
I'm guessing we improved. And some other countries came up, and concomitantly, outpaced us in obesity.

>>16038231
Just looked it up, and it appears that the world's fattest countries are all pacific islanders.

>>16038153
Smoked eel, right? Yeah, I've had that. It was good. Not orgasmic, but good.

>>16038273
it combines insanely well with foie gras

>>16038027
It's so good with merkenpeepel

>>16034394
God yes 100%. If I had to pick one dish for the rest of my life it'd be that.

>>16036829
The smoked sausage makes this dish. Zero room for replacement.

>>16039334
merkenpeepeepoopoo

>>16036379
watch it

>>16039964
We just use other smoked sausages or meats. Sausages like pinkel (a sausage with groats) or bregenwurst (a mettwurst) even are just produced to eat them with kale.

>>16036280
bruh those are just pachinko balls

>>16034394
Based Holland. Sausage from Germany, tomato based sauce from Italy and a thing from depths of hell.

>>16036851
what a gobbledigook language

>>16034394
Great dish. It somehow makes kale taste good.

>>16034394
Dutch food, like the Dutch language and Dutch culture, is halfway between English and German. Sauerkraut with a meat pie is the pinnacle of Dutch cuisine

>>16036889
It should be noted that despite being 13% of the population, groids make up 30% of obesity cases. Hispanics, who are around 24% of the population, make up another 30% of the obesity cases. The majority of fats in America are brown. White obesity is roughly on par with Belgium, I think it was

>>16037363

So good

>>16041308
Source?

>>16041477
Worse than I remember.
29% of white Americans are obese, which is right about what most Anglosphere countries are. (Australia and Canada are both at 29%, UK is 27%).

>>16040678
That's just gravy numbnuts, no tomato involved.
Best Dutch dish is nasi goreng though. Colonising Asia makes for great food

>>16041502
Wasn't Shoarma(-rol) a national dish in the netherlands too?

>>16034394
no this is

>>16034394
There's some decent bread and pastry, dinner dishes not so much.

>no kapsalon posted yet

Rookworst is lovely. I always stock up on it when I go the Netherlands.
I like to slice it up and fry it in a pan.

Not the best picture I could find but sukadelappen (draadjesvlees) are great
>>16036761
I'm embarrassed to admit I bought one for my brother and myself yesterday when I came over to care for him
>>16036770
very nice

>>16034394
is angel food cake dutch?

>>16042183
We do eat it but it's more of a general european cake

>flyover country
>flyover continent

A bit more of an eastern dutch dish, blote billetjes in het gras (naked buttocks in the grass) is a mash of potato, string beans and white beans. Nice with a fresh sausage or maybe a meatball.

>>16036031

This however tastes exactly as it looks

t. dutchfag

>>16034394
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RymIFikYTEA

>>16040686
Houd je gore kankerbek dwaas

>>16036772

>>16042908
Moofeterling woosen je hopensten

>>16043455
How dare you, my mother was a saint

Snert.

>>16034394
hmmm

>>16041806
Based
I had a broodje döner last night and it was a religious experience

>>16044158
food that looks exactly like it comes out.

>>16034394
What makes this "dutch"?
protip: you can't answer this question, because it's just general european food.

>>16045604
It was created in the Netherlands and while other countries may have created other versions of it, only that specific version is still very popular in the Netherlands.
The answer to that question was as straightforward as the question: "Does >>16045604 suck dick?".
Protip: the answer is yes.

>>16045604
>it's just general european food
nah

>>16034394
Legitimately looks like a toilet.

>>16046369
>American digestive system

>>16042661
so it tastes delicious?

>>16036031
I always want to ask Indians if they're okay with how their country is
like
do you ever just get a bottle of bleach and pour it out on the sidewalk and scream in frustration?

>mashed potatoes and sausages make anons on /ck/ recoil in horror
Why are you all such massive faggots?

>>16047074
THATS NOT TENDIES REEE

>>16036761
>>16036770
stoute miems

berehap/grizly

>>16046856
I've always imagined it being like Brazil on steroids, like, various populations within a country with minimal interaction between them. So the Ranjeeps capable of using a computer and visiting 4chan would probably not even know one of those street shitters and find them almost as inhuman as we find them.

no its these

>>16047504
2/10

>>16034394
No
Fuck off, were full

>>16040686
And An ooga booga day to you too, shanigqua

>>16042661
You are no true Dutchman then. It's absolutely delicious!

>>16042254
damn this looks good, damn I'm going to make this

>>16034394
For me, it's the Hema rookworst and saucijzenbroodje

>>16034394
honestly looks like shit

>>16046241
Ruthless

Like the defeat of the spanish empire

>>16047504
>>16047538
good god I love kroketten, so thankful I have a dutch side to my family

>>16034394
No, this is.

>>16034394
>Dutch put gravy on vegetables
“Omg so based and cultured!”
>Americans put gravy on vegetables
“FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT”

>>16052373
Nice try. Americans don't eat vegetables.

>>16052373
That's because Americans are actually fat lmao.

Also, dutch beers are ultrabsed, pic related it's like gods having sex in your mouth

>>16052803
As great as those are, they're Belgian. Belgians have wonderful food and beers as well, a bit more lavish than us seeing as they're papists.

>>16052849
>>16052803
Oh wait my mistake those are actually Dutch, I could have sworn those were Belgian.

>>16041500
us canadians are obese on purpose though, so it doesnt count

>>16052300
I so like frikandel special
viandel with sate sauce or seet and spicy is also tasty af

>>16041806
Hello Rotterdam, greetings from Antwerp.
We have that shit everywhere here also, fuckin great food. Bless the Turks.

>>16036770
They ES energy drinks in Netherlands? It’s been a nation favorite in Finland for almost a decade now.

>>16052300
>those deadstock cardboard-tier french fries
I can taste their blandness just from looking at this picture

Any snackbar worth it's weight makes their own fries

>>16036761
Peak vmbo snack

>>16036889
I'm a burger at the tail end of a trip in NL. You people cant make fun of us ever again, there's just as many dunkins, McDonald, KFC's, burger kings and subways here as there are in the states. Enjoy your speed cameras on the A12 homos.

>>16036851
https://www.britannica.com/science/bolus

>>16054731

>>16034394
>he's never seen the large dutch herring served with diced onions

>>16041806
reminder amsterdam invented this and rotterdom stole it

>>16034394
colonizers dont typically show off their own native resources in their dishes

im learning dutch
:3

>>16034394
pot brownies
also, those herring sandwiches

dutchbois riddle me this please:
tourist trap factor aside, why is it every fucking steakhouse in amsterdam called "argentinian style"?
first of all, it's a fucking lie
they just replicate the american/european cuts and cook them on gas grills
second of all, it makes no real sense
why would I want to go for argentinian food in the fucking netherlands?

>>16034394
MAASKANTJEEE JONGUHH

>>16041727
>not the sandwich version
NGMI

>>16056393
You answered it yourself, tourist trap. Most of those places aren't that special but slapping Argentinian on the front makes people think paying extra is justified. It's just greed, nothing more.

>>16056393
it's just a marketing meme to make people (not only tourists) think they're having some exclusive experience no other restaurant could give them

>>16041727
>>16056601
>eating herring with anything else

>>16034428
The stuff under the gravy is mashed potatoes with kale

>>16054616
Live in a town of 60.000, not a single McD, KFC, BK or subway.

I had some of their herring on bread when I was visiting the Netherlands and it was fucking disgusting.

I know two dutch people and they're both obnoxious as fuck
Hate them so fucking much

>>16057630
>>16057649
>Salty spaniards detected

>>16057649
How's East-Timor, manlet

>>16056393
I've never been to a steakhouse in my life here because I always assumed they were tourist traps for suckers and lower middle class people thinking they were really living it up.

>>16041308
Mutts coping hard, i think its your aunt Jemima who's to blame.

>>16041308
post hand, lardo

>>16052794
rekt

>ctrl-f pannekoeken
>technically one result but it wasn't even spelled correctly
You disappoint me, fellow Dutch anons.

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