/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16032817
based max chad and cute latino husbando appreciator

he lives the life Townsend doesn't have to balls to

>>16032817
I like both but I wanna see tasting history with townsend’s budget

got sick of both desu

>>16032826
soon max bros

>>16032817
these boys would like a word with you

>>16032856
He already had a train run on him and took it like a champ

I don't carre for this new trend that has gay people just eating tasty foods, it's a paradox because they eat shit stained cock later and ruins everything.

>>16032877
you sound like you have OCD

>>16032877
Obsessed

>>16032877
you literally cannot stop obsessing over gay people

>>16032882
>>16032884
>>16032889
Same person. Aka: me

>>16032901
Believe what you wanna believe anon

>>16032817
I don't watch women, troons or faggots do anything.

>I don't watch women, troons or faggots do anything

>>16032817
not bad but no one beats historical italian cooking's voice
https://youtu.be/kw3c8DN0TzU

>>16032817
Do you think the perfect hair is in response to how he feels every night when his hands are covered in shit, blood and cum?

I want max to have the self confidence to shoot a video where he still has a mexicans shit stuck to spit covered lips.

>>16032817
I dunno bro, townsneed is pretty based

>>16032941
>perfect hair
uhh

>>16032911
/ck/ is just one person
and it's me

>>16032882
>>16032884
>>16032889
>>16032911
Samefag

>>16032925
>hating fags means you don’t watch women

What the fuck lol

>>16033247
hi me how's the wife

lotta gays in here

love watching his vids while cuddling with my boyfriend
we both think he is super cute

He's a leftist faggot. Too bad, he seems pretty thorough in general.

>>16033915
But both of those things are based

>>16032817
Seems like tasting dick is for you too

>>16032820
the hisband looks japanese

>>16032877
cock is delicious, idk what youre talking about. lapping up sticky dribbles of precum is so good and it tastes amazing desu, then trying to gulp down a hot load without letting any drip is super satisfying especially for subby people :3

you should try it anon

>>16032877
>>16034165
Ngl I’ve never sucked dick but girls who’ve given me some all day precum tastes great so I believe it

>>16034165
no

how did you become gay, was it rape or grooming?
asking for a friend

>>16033828
aww cute!! maybe one day ill get to experience that

>>16033915
it's unfortunate but at least in his main videos he doesnt try to make it blatant. great way to destroy a youtube career, so at least he's not completely dumb

>>16034137
cringe

>>16034168
yeah when i suck my own dick one of the best parts is the dribbles of precum that come out when im getting close to cumming. tastes subtly salty and has a really nice mouthfeel, also makes the dick texture even slimier which is really pleasant to the tongue :3

>>16034172
neither

>>16034225
so how did u become gay?

>>16034137
this anon gets it

>>16032928
>Italian cooking
>speaks with a russian accent
???

>>16032826
Well you better fucking buy that Rome remaster then.

>>16034259
was attracted to box sexes when i started puberty, then i eventually started having sex with girls and thought i was completely straight, now im swinging hard in the other direction idk, some of it is choice like i just cant stand foids and i'd rather have a guy/malebrained tranny plus you can be more submissive to a person with a big juicy cock and im a huge sub :3

>>16034361
Ok chud

>>16033915
source?

>>16034137
Seriously man consider suicide, no joke

>>16032817
>not watching both
>not savouring the flavours and the aromas of the 18th century
ngmi my man

>makes ORANGE FOOL episode
>denies it wasn’t obviously political
>biden steals white house
>still no OLD SENILE PEDOPHILE FOOL episode
Townsend is a leftist cuck.

>>16033915
his research is thorough, and his sexuality isn't a focus of literally any of his Tasting History videos. Pretty based in my books. Couldn't care less that he's a faget. That's a preoccupation for Ruskis, Poles, Middle Easterners, Africans, South Americans, and other third worlders.

>>16034699
>faggotry is a white people trait
thank god you cumskins are going extinct

>>16034361
Faaaaag.
Kys retard.

>>16034708
if you've ever seen an Ubereats ad, you know very well gay people aren't just white kek
what's your hangup on the fagets anyway? I've been a Christian chorist and acolyte for as long as I remember and I don't remember literal homosexual being a problem in the non-Jew testament

>Townsend's and Wife's Son

>>16034708
>arabs practice pederasty
>asians practice pederasty
>africans practice pederasty

You’re sadly misinformed

>could have been a good thread discussing historical food
>turns into shit-flinging homophobes and closet cases

Nice work, douchebags

>>16034361
lol gay

>>16034802
IDs when?
I'm interested in continuing the conversation, anon. Have you made anything from the channels? Anything historical?
I've only tried my hand at making mead so far.

>>16034677
this, they are both really good to watch in their own way. Max has more energy, which is nice in a contemporary way, and Townsend is just really comfy and wholesome.

>>16034891
I haven’t made anything directly inspired by Max but I have for several years (2016-2019) thrown an Ides of March party on March 15th. We dress in togas, drink vinegary wine, and eat as you would in Rome. Absolutely no New World food, proto-pastas, oysters, fried duck tongues, all sorts of weird shit. I’ve missed the last two years due to the Great Coof but I’m working on my garum game for 2022.

I was going to try making Scappi's incredibly decandent pie for easter but my family convinced me not to because something filled with cinnamon and sugar and all those herbs probably doesn't actually taste very good. In fariness even Max described it as "that's so wierd"

>>16035202
Meant to reply to >>16034891

>>16032817
Can you faggots just watch your youtubers in peace without bickering. Like nigga it's just two guys who don't even hate each other doing their own separate things that are tangentially related due to an element of culinary history.

>>16032820
I was so incredibly delighted to find out that Max was gay
No joke I shed a tear thinking about how I wish as a kid I had some media figure to look up to who was gay and also happy and normal

>>16034677
Yeah they are just totally different channels who both occupy the same general niche

Townsends’ lifestyle isn’t an abomination.

>>16034891
I made Rapé fig spread. Turned out pretty good.

>>16034668
idk bro more right wingers killed themselves after the capital riot than vice versa

>>16034361
>box sexes
So you exclusively are attracted to cardboard

>>16034692
Good bait. If not bait then kek @ your buttmad

>>16035255
The tits on that broad.

>>16035255
based and heteropilled

>>16032820
its like a blessed nikcado

>>16034699
>his research is thorough,
no it isn't.

>>16035255
Cringe

>>16035255
where is the buttergf? She is my waif.

>>16032817
I don't trust youtubers with any kind of information. Half the time I think they're just making up everything they say.

Max is just another obnoxious youtuber I wouldn't watch regardless of the topic of his videos, Townsend is much comfier.
HOWEVER, they are both btfo by English Heritage, that's the real gem.