/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16022009
i buy potato moonshine from a local farm

>>16022009
for me its luksosowa

Potato vodka is definitely the best to drink neat.
Chopin is great.
I just bought some Sobieski for mixing, though

>I don't have a dependency, look I can take two weeks off no problem
>I don't have a dependency, look I can take one week off no problem
>I don't have a dependency, look I can take three days off no problem
>well, technically it was two days off and drinking on the third day
it's already too late, isn't it

At this point I’m probably going to divorce my wife guys, idk who to tell so I’m telling you.

>>16022797
sorry bud, I hope you can make peace with the decision you come to in the end

>>16022797
Hey if you ain't feeling it anymore, you're doing both of you a favor

>be trekking in the Ukrainian carpathian mountains
>spend an evening by a lake one night, locals are partying there
>drunk Ukrainian boomer-gopnik approaches me with his bottle of vodka
>insists I toast with him
> I know this type of drunk, I'll never get rid of him if I refuse
> take a chug, well aware I might die from pure ethanol poisoning
> best vodka I ever had
> next day go to nearby town, try every shop
> can't find it anywhere
> now everytime I have a vodka, no matter how good, I feel slightly disappointed
> I wish I was back on some that Ukrainian mountain, drinking the vodka of the slav gods

>>16022088
Me too my favorite vodka

>>16022009
Pic related IS my favorite. It's smooth but flavorful, almost spicy from the rye. I'll drink Sobieski, but Wybo is my favorite.

>>16022009
The Extensive Connoisseur's Guide to Vodka
1. The absolute cheapest stuff tastes awful
2. The rest of it tastes nearly identical. The differences are so minor that, while having a preference is fine, arguing over which one is better is meaningless.
Thank you for reading the Extensive Connoisseur's Guide to Vodka. This is the complete body of knowledge one needs in order to become an expert vodka connoisseur. You literally do not need to know any more than this. All other attributes are marketing BS to create an air of superiority around a product that is identical to the rest.

>>16022958
Why must tastelets always embarrass themselves publicly? Is it some kind of fetish?

>>16022009
I like kettle one. Tito's is overrated. Kirkland Vodka is surprisingly good for the price.

can we ever have vodka thread without underage faggots who tried 2 bottom shelf vodkas so far and now claim all vodka tastes the same, they are like chatbots

>>16022970
>>16022996
>why won't you acknowledge that I'm SPECIAL and can taste the differences in identical 4:6 mixtures of ethanol water!!!

>>16023001
lol as usually, literal chatbot

>>16023012
>reddit "RUSSIAN BOTS!!!" posting
fragile much?

>>16023012
I thought higher quality vodka had fewer impurities. Or maybe the source of the impurities makes a difference in the flavor...?

>>16022958
Go have a shot of smirnoff, then have a shot of grey goose, then have a shot of stoli. Mid to high mid price points all with completely different taste

>>16023097
smirnoff is not mid, it comes in a plastic bottle

>>16023132
In my country smirnoff is $5 a bottle more than stoli

>>16022784
f...fuck you, it was almost 2 days!!!
I'm not an alcohol!

>>16022800
>>16022805
Thanks anons, happy drinking

i bought deep eddy peach and i liked it

>>16022009
Belvedere is vodka master race

>>16023097
ive tried 20 different variations of plain vodka and my favorite is $12 for 1.75L. Grey Goose makes me want to vomit.

price is nearly irrelevant when it comes to plain vodka

>>16022797
fuck.
I'm single since forever, but 2 months ago I found a girl, who's really into me, it seems.
it was fucking awesome the first time, and she seemed really great. like a fucking normal human bean, but now, a few weeks later she starts to act batshit crazy, whenever she thinks I'm with another human.

like jelly as fuck.
like I was at some barbeque with a female coworker, and some friends, she sends me 42 angry text messages...

she kinda wanted to rape me, when I stayed at her place, but I refused, because lack of protection...

when I don't text her all day, I got another 47 pissed text messages...
I don't really know what to do now,
she beggs me to come over every day, to fuck,
and I'm kinda scared, cause a buddy of mine has to pay all of his money, to some asshole girl, he got pregnant.

she already acts like my wife, and I only know her for 2 months...
dunno wat to do now.
I'm pretty beta, and don't think I'm gonna find another girl that easy, but this one seems pretty crazy...
help pls.

I really like Baikal vodka.
just because it shares the name with some russian gun factory, and I like their guns, and I like their vodka.
it tastes... ok...ish I guess?

I meme it among my friends, like its the best shit ever, instead of actually be bottom shelf vodka for 10 bucks,
and now they agree how awesome it is, just because I claim that everyone says how awesome it is. no one heard of it before, but people are gullible...

>>16023350
Get a vasectomy so you don't get her pregnant, and cheat on her so you don't get attached. Then just enjoy the pussy as long as it last.

>>16023350
bruh...

>>16022784
If it makes life easier who fucking cares, we all die in the end. I'd rather live in a drunken haze than have to face all the shit life has.

>>16023350
Dontdoitdontdoitdontdoitdontdoitdontdoit. Trust me anon it’s not worth it. I understand the feeling of probably not being able to find anyone else, but that feeling is just going to sink you deeper and deeper into a trap. Get out now I promise you won’t regret it, or if you do you will regret it less than letting a significant portion of your life be dictated by a stupid bitch keeping you on a leash. I don’t like jealousy in general but double digit texts like that is crazy, and I promise that it won’t ever go away or get better

>>16023230
>I'm not drunk all of every day, therefore I'm not an alcoholic!

>>16022797
>vodka thread
>5th post is about women
food & cooking

>>16022009
my favorite is the cheapest vodka, makes me feel good that my money isn't wasted. but im taking a break on alcohol since i developed a sore throat that's lasted 2 months now hopefully stopping alcohol will make it better

>>16022009
New Amsterdam. Chase with an energy drink or mix with OJ. Reminder to not drink alone every night. As someone that did that for 6+ years I can happily say that I only drink with friends a few times a week now. You might need to hit rock bottom before you can come back from crippling alcoholism but I'm here to tell you that you can come back reasonably rather than being a forever sober faggot

Stoli or Chopin for me.

>>16022009
Make my own - water, sugar, bit if apple juice, champagne yeast (as it easily goes over 15%), distil to around 92%, cut back with spring water to 45%. Sometimes distil twice.

anyone tried pic related?
I really want to try it, but it's 40 bucks, and the last bottle of Vodka I bought, was 32 bucks, and tasted like shit ...

Russian Standard Gold for me

>>16024256
Fuck off, this is a slow board, we can afford to show a bit of sympathy to one an other every now and then.

>>16026197
no fuck off, if someone says "i'm gonna kys", we're gonna tell him to stream it. anyone that seeks sympathy in this place deserves to be kicked around

Can't really drink more than 2 consecutive days these days. After that I get very sick, dry heaving, black poo, fever etc. Probably have stomache cancer or something.

rate my drinking schedule:
>day 1 3-5 units
>day 2 sober
>day 3 3-5 units
>day 4 sober
>day 5 3-5 units
>day 6 sober
>day 7 sober

>>16026238
> t. 9gager that discovered /b/ last summer
Leave. 4chan has always shown sympathy to it's own. It's tourists like you that get the hate

>>16026283
no, YOU fuck off redditbitch. i've been celebrating lgbt suicides with fellow anons here since over a decade.

>>16026293
LARP cringe

I have drank a lot of vodka the past year and the best to me were, in order.
1. Belvedere Single Estate (Lake Bartezek and Smogory Forest)
2. Zyr
3. Chopin (all three, Rye, Wheat, are good)
4. Regular Belvedere
5. Haku

>>16026238
reported for being underage

>>16022009
Smirnoff and popov is good cheap neutral tasting
Svedka, Absolut and Explorer taste like paint thinner smells

>>16026283
fuck off with your pathetic attempts at gaslighting and go back to your faggot discord and dilate with the other mentally ill freaks

>>16026165
Yeah its good stuff I like it more than grey goose and titos, very similar to stoli without as strong of a smell. I tend to avoid paying full price though it goes on sale fairly regularly.

>>16023022
>russian bots posting
He probably just meant that you fags are annoying, repetitive and boring, so take your meds and don't enter vodka threads anymore.

>>16026238
>>16026293
>look mom how edgy I am on this image board

>>16026567
>look mom how edgy I am on this image board

>>16024256
It's just people who want the old /alk/ threads back.

>>16026293
embarrassing

>>16022009
Dan Aykroyd's meme vodka is actually the best stuff I've ever had.

>>16026684
Speaking of meme vodkas, anyone ever try this?

>>16026704
Nah, you just don't want that ugly bottle at home.

For me, its Crown Russe brand vodka. The best bottom shelf liquor. I even purchase multiple handles on a weekly basis and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I came to the checkout counter with three handles and the clerk told me my total was thirty dollars. I said, "Wow three for thirty! That's quite a deal." and the nice friendly Fine Wine and Good Spirits clerk laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-thirty!"

Now the staff greet me with "hey its 3-for-thirty!" and ALWAYS make sure the bottom shelf is well stocked with Crown Russe. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local Fine Wine and Good Spirits, I go there at least four times a month to restock my handles, 1-2 times a week for some cheeky shot sized bottles, and maybe once a week for a quick half-pint for lunch when I'm in a rush but want a great buzz that is affordable, fast, and can match my hourly alcohol needs.

I even put Crown Russe in my orange juice, it's delicious! What a great liquor.

>>16022784
I've never been two weeks without drinking since I started I started during my first week of college 4 years ago. Why would I?

>>16027488
10/10
fucking kek

>>16023350
God I wish I had a stalker gf

>>16027528
Don't worry, it gets worse :^)
My advice is if you enjoy it too much, then you'll never be able to enjoy it again. Or, if you never start then you never have to quit.

I usually drink the finest $7 1.75's the state liquor store offers, I tried the others at the same price but I just kept buying the granite state instead.
I can't be a NEET anymore, and I haven't had a chance to get drunk two weeks straight again, so I can afford to buy slightly better since I can only drink friday and saturday.
I used to like finlandia years ago,tried sobeski and the potato polish shit and svedka. But at this point it all tastes the same, I just drink it with water. Next time I go I'll try to find the cheapest large bottle that is glass and try that.

I like Russian Standard

For me, it's Five Husbands.

>>16028160
>Celebrate Diversity
>it's all white men
uhhhhm sweaty, this is problematic

>>16028160
this is the power of america

>>16028217
Life is too short to nitpick minor details fren, have another shot!

>>16026298
yeah Chopin rye is amazing. best vodka I've had

>>16028227
There's five wives if you'd prefer

>>16028160
>utah
heh

>>16028239
Try the other ones I mentioned if you like that one. I ranked them but honestly they are all great.

>>16022009
Smoothest vodka I've ever had. Makes me want to climb into a tank.

>>16022797
based, wish i did it sooner myself

>>16022009
Sobieski is great, its like $14 per 1L here and goes down better than stuff that costs twice as much. I'm mostly a wine fag though

vodka made in the eu allows for 8g of sugar per litre

>>16022009
god i misss the alk threads so much, now all we have is fucking /drugfeel/ on r9k and that shit sucks. whay are jannies so anti fun

>>16029026
>falangist logo

>>16022009
ITS RUSSIAN STANDARD OR DEATH, NEWFAGS

>>16028160
I live in Utah, and this stuff has been sitting on the clearance shelf at the liquor store since July.

>>16026271
what's a unit in your cuntry?

>>16030504
8 to 12 gallons

Cheap, drinks smooth straight.

Side by side it's comparable to Tito's for 1/2 the price. Do not knock it until you try it.

>>16023097
Yeah? Now do it all double-blind and see if you can still pin the bottle.

>>16030504
12g of pure alc
a tall can has 20g

>>16022784
I drink every day the longest break i get is 4-6 hrs while i pretend to sleep

Youre good to go bro. Alcohol has a learning curve where it feels like shit for the first year, then it only feels really shit when you havent drank in some 10 hour period

$6.99 a handle all you need

>>16022009
zubrowka, you fuckin degenerate cunts

only the true stuff. give me a dry roll!

>>16029870
I have no idea, one just decides to go on a rampage here and I open a catalog from a day old and half of the interesting shitpost threads are deleted. Jannies are consummate newfags.

>>16022009
I currently own a bottle of Russian Standart and Finlandia.
I prefer the Finlandia.
What should I buy when they are empty?

Fuck Tito's I don't need some Austin hipsters to make my vodka. I want that sorrowful eastern bloc shit.

>>16030909
based
>>16027842

>>16031178
based and delicious

OP backs, what I'm having tonight

>>16032962
Why do my pics always end up fucking side ways when I post

>>16032966
Because you're a phoneposting faggot
Nice dubs

>>16032999
Ah ok, nice trips

>>16032962
what are ye eating faggot

>>16027488
3 for 30 sounds like the eternal optimist despite living an objectively horrible life in a Tolstoy novel, cheers