/ck/ - Food & Cooking

homemade pizza in a nutshell

>>16019786
depends what you're trying to make, obviously

>>16019789
yellow pea soup and pizza

>>16019786
i think the breakfast sandwiches i make taste significantly better than anything ive had at a diner

>>16019794
pizza and pasta are too time intensive for it to be worth it for sure. soup is fucking easy mode and you're retarded if you can't make soup.

>>16019818
>Pasta
from scratch yeah but anyone can open a packet put it in boiling water and stir it through a sauce

>>16019818
you say pasta is too time intensive but yellow pea soup takes well over 24 hours

>>16019818
>pizza
>time intensive
Just get dough from your grocery store, along with the toppings, heat your oven to 500f with your pizza steal/stone, make your 5 ingredient sauce, cut and roll out dough, make pizza, cook pizza.
It takes like 30 minutes nigga

>>16019832
homemade noodles tho

>>16019848
but isn't anywhere as good as even chain pizza

>>16019848
>Just get dough from your grocery store

Sometimes I use my bread maker to make pizza dough. It's super fast and you don't need to make a trip to the store as long as you have the rest of the ingredients.

>>16019840
you just soak shit and then let it simmer most the time. it's not labor intensive at all

>>16019874
>it's not labor intensive at all
which is why i and the post i responded to used the word time intensive instead

>>16019848
>>16019874
>lol bro it's easy just go to the store and get like 15 ingredients and then assemble everything with a separate utensil just for pizza and then make sauce from scratch and cook it and cool it and then cut it
>so easy and quick

>>16019888
Seeth more cooklet

>>16019848
At least one person isn't a cooklet

>>16019930
>buying dough instead of making it
>not a cooklet
Pick one

>>16019787
>>16019789
>>16019794
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>>16019818
Sorry, you don't have the talent, I should know this since I've never cooked anything that I didn't like more than street trash.

>>16019930
>c-cooklet
he says when his pizza tastes of ass compared to pizza hut
face it, home pizza ain't worth it

>>16019968
cope harder
imagine comparing homemade pizza to brand made lmao, unless you have a full setup they both have their own place.

>>16019990
>this guy can't even make parmesan stuffed crust in less than 20 minutes WITH wings

>>16019888
If buying dough tomato sauce and cheese is too much of a bother for an incel like you get out of /ck/

>>16020027
3/4 of the threads on this board are people posting fast food and/or malt liquor in their disgusting kitchens

>>16020032
I agree, we should ban northamerican and indian IPs, leave the kitchen to people that actually want to use it.

>>16019786
Truth
store bought pies are better than 99% of the population can make. even your grammas pie is shit compared to sara lee.

pizza from any restaurant is better than 80% of the pop can make.

companies spend years and tons of money perfecting products. you cannot compete.

>>16019786
>it's not cheaper
>it doesn't taste better
I mean, I understand it not tasting better if you're still a newbie but it not being cheaper means that you fucked up real bad or you are getting ripped off in your grocery store.

>>16019794
How the FUCK is yellow pea soup ending up "more expensive"
Lentils are basically free

>>16019848
>5 ingredient sauce
tomatoes
salt
oregano
garlic
olive oil

>>16019786
As much as people make fun of Brits, Keats pies are a great, easy way to cook a lot of food. Shepherd's pie, or a meat pie using a real pie crust. Townsends has a recipe for Onion Pie as well that's really good and filling.

>>16020342
Meant meat pies obviously

>>16019786
You're a shitty cook and a stupid shopper

As for cost, first time home cooks usually bitch about the price because of up front costs. Oil, spices, etc. Once you buy all that shit though, and then buy a supply of carbs (bag of rice, etc), all you buy at the store is protein and veggies

>>16019787
Homemade pizza costs barely anything you midwit

>>16019786
It's not cheaper because you can't take advantage of economies of scale, and it's not better because you can't compete with industry experience. It's just obvious that people who say otherwise don't know what they're talking about.

>>16019888
What a sad life not knowing how to google 3-4 ingredient dishes to cook. Just have mommy make you another frozen pizza or bagel bits.

>>16020342
It can also be lazy and taste bad. As seen with those kidney pies. Even chinese know they need the vessels removed or it will make everything taste like piss

The "make it yourself it's cheaper" people clearly don't value their own time very highly. If I charge myself what I charge the company that I work for, almost anything I make is more expensive than food delivery.

>>16020932
thats what wives are for, no? you tell her to cook the food

>>16019786
It's certainly cheaper, taste is up to your cooking skills mostly

>>16019786
The steak I got for 8 bucks is about on par with the 20 dollar stuff at the local "fancy" resturant.

>>16020932
go back to your cage, wagie

>>16019787
I don't know how you messed up home made pizza to the point where it costs more. It's like 5 bucks for the basics, 10 for better toppings.

I can't make the explicit taste I want sometimes but I can definitely make some good pizzas.

>>16020932
That says more about how shitty your job is than it does about how costly making pizza is.

>/ck/ - food and cooking
>retards that can't cook or shop properly

>>16019787
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>>16021130
You people realize you're arguing about pizza right? It's basically the fried rice of western food. Not a big accomplishment to make it yourself, unhealthy for you no matter what you put on it, and everyone has their own opinion on how to make it.

The point of resturants is that they make the food you can't be assed to make at home. Now if this thread was about making piroshki, jiaozi, or naan then there's a conversation

>>16019786
>make biscuits and gravy
>it barely costs less to make then what it costs at my local diner
>tastes fuckin good though

>>16019786
>/ck/ cross poster
>posts about buying fast food because its cheaper and "tastes better" than actually cooking
like clockwork
no wonder i quit going on /ck/, why would i wanna see the 8th thread about what you retards got at taco bell

>>16021173
>pizza
>unhealthy
Fatass meme.

>>16019786
I agree. I wanted to make scrambled eggs, they cost $0.99 at the 7-11. But to make them at home I needed to buy:
>eggs, cage free organic, $6.99 a dozen
>fridge to keep them cold, $1500
>cast iron skillet, $240 for a real nice one
>gas range, I went for a nicer one, $11,000
>kitchen sink, plus plumber, $2200
>dishwasher plus plumber, another $2200
>a house to store it all in, $325,000
>professional egg instruction, in person, from Michelan chef, $1800 airfare plus $4000 for a day's instruction

Total cost of making scrambled eggs yourself is literally $347,946.99 - who thinks this is cheaper than buying the eggs?

>dude just learn to cook as well as professionals who have been trained and cooking for literally tens of thousands of hours

>>16021443
see
>>16021432
It costs more than a third of a million dollars to make scrambled eggs.

>>16021173
>pizza
>unhealthy
maybe the american kind

>>16019858
I'm addicted to sugar: The Post

>>16021196
>>16021601
Don't pretend you Italians didn't invent deep fried pizza

>>16019858
If you're shite at cooking, that's your own problem

>>16019888
>15 ingredients
You think that’s a lot?