/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16011576
How dare you, sir.

>>16011587
think about it, what a waste of time and energy, just buy it at the bakery asshole.

>>16011576
Someone who doesn't want the gubmint to bake it for you, OCASIO-CORTEZ

>>16011592
How double dog dare you.

>>16011592
It's not real bread. It's air-and-additive cake.

>>16011592
The jew fears the indoor baker.

>>16011576
I made this paper years ago but Ocasio-Cortez is doing this face exactly

>>16011618
*pepe

Why can't there be a bread machine for like a half pound or even quarter pound loaf?
I got one as a gift and it was great, except it only did 1.5 pound and 2 pound loaves.
Now it's just sitting in a cupboard because I don't need that much fucking bread.

>>16011618
what other pepsi's have you invented?

>>16011618
Have you designed any new peppers, by chance?

>>16011668
this is the exact point of the OP. thank you for corroborating.

>>16011677
Fuck off, OP.

>>16011576
It's simple. Baking bread is an enjoyable and rewarding experience for many people.
Who cares if you're a little inefficient when you're having a good time making something as good as a nice sourdough loaf of bread?

>>16011592
fuck off big bakery, I'm not buying your kike bread with added african sperm

>>16011592
Baking is fun though.
And eating being able to enjoy the fruits of your labor is very satisfying.

>>16011668
they don't cover problem solving in schools anymore huh?

I do but man people here are fucking assholes on here if you aren't a baking artisan.

>>16011808
Oh yeah, I should just saw the fucking thing in half.

>>16011669
>>16011674
Just this one but I don't really even like it

A baker

>>16011576
I hate this dumb slut.

>>16011668
Break bulk problem was always resolved by sharing and distributing. There was no quarter pound pig back in the day either. Participating in activity and exchange of material, as simple as eat together, the social bound between individual is formed.
Anyway japanese got a lot of small appliances all the way for single person use. Not sure where a westerners can get them.

How does no-knead bread work?

>>16011948
me too I'd still fuck her though

>>16012466
slap and fold.
kinetic violence of tossing and slapping actually good and ez.

>>16011576
>someone's baking a loaf and it smells like sourdough

>>16012600
That sounds like kneading

>>16011592
There are no bakeries near me that serve b read. They only serve shit like cupcakes and cakes. Apparently the pleb faggots in my city don't appreciate a freshly baked loaf of bread.

>>16012642
Typical kneading is like pushing the dough out using the bottom of your arm. Surrender monkey did this by lift the dough up and slap it back to the counter, no push on the dough.
my way of doing it is more like swinging a sock onto the table or tossing the baseball back to the bowl on my hand. Any strike works. I also heard people just use a stick to beat the dough as well.

>>16012643
They are replaced by the factory "breads" in grocery stores. Ted was right.

I have my bread baked at my local neighborhood ralphs and i'm finally not ashamed to say that i LOVE it. great customer service, great prices.

>>16011576
>bakes their own bread
Sir, I am the baker at the bakery

Bread is gay. You could totally eat something more nutritious. It's like a more savory cake. It should be minimalized at best. AKA FILLER

>>16011576
You have no other choice if you live in America.