/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16005473
All the effort went into a stupidly branded bottle and marketing instead of making the beverage good.
This is retail clickbait... avoid it at all costs.

I don't care who you like to fuck. Who would feel comfortable enough to buy anything in that bottle?

I'm too lazy to get an image of Popov. I'm an alcoholic and I used to buy handles of that shit when money was tight. Now I drink Evan Williams like a true aristocrat.

>>16005473
Rogue makes plenty of good beer, but their Voodoo Doughnuts and Sriracha ones were pretty bad, and obviously jumping on a fad. If you want to post actually shitty alcohol you'd have done better posting any macro-lager. People drink that shit unironically.

>>16005473
moonshine and crown royale

>>16005938
What wrong with crown?

>>16005882
This is it. Goes well with fried chicken and watermelon and pickled pigs feet and chitterlings and sweet potatoes and cornbread and collard greens and peas.

I only drink woodchuck granny Smith cider and coors light. I don't even enjoy drinking anymore. Gonna taper down and just McDeal with it soon

>>16005961
Costs too much considering it tastes like too little.

>>16005877
Fuck I'm still pissed I bought a bottle of the Voodoo Donut. Liquified Burnt Wood with a maple aftertaste. They spent more goddamn time on the bottle art than they did brewing the stout that went into it.

cider but i love it

>>16005473
That shit is cringe but I love Rogues Hazelnut Brown. I get my free 24oz mug of it on my birthday every year, and know of one restaurant near me that has it on tap.
t. Hillsboro

>>16007995
>t. Hillsburrito

>>16005882
I used to love this shit as a teenager

this shit is the worst I've had I think.
my friends bought it as a joke because of the cringy label. it had this disgusting artificial taste and was more harshly alcoholic than the 60% moonshine we were also having that night despite only being like 15% ABV. worse than bum wine by far

>>16005473

drunk girls are my feitsh i need a drunk girl

>>16006181
Goes down really nice though

I was just hitting like 19-21 when Rogue got really popular. Some of the worst beers I ever had and I think people only liked it because of their bottle design. Unibroue, Delerium Tremens and Flying Dog were all extremely popular then too but Rogue was the worst by far.

These fucks, cinnamon one tastes like shit but gets a good buzz going

>>16005473
Fuck Rogue. Fuck Voodoo Donuts. Fuck Portland. They sold out so fucking hard despite pretending to be edgy and "keeping Portland weird." Entire city is so pathetically soulless now and hipsters are the biggest douchebags imaginable. So glad I got out of that overpriced shithole.

>>16008741
this guy's a local

based

wish they still made it

my friend got upsold on this garbage
i'd rather get iced

>>16005507
popov actually works well as a mixer. No sense in wasting good vodka on stacy's kool aid sugar bomb cocktail

Brought it to a college party. I found it revolting, but the roasties loved it.

>>16005882
The orange jubilee isn't bad, but the rest are pure ass

>>16009920
Tell me people there weren't people mixing fruit loops into vodka to sweeten it. Sounds horrendous

>>16005473
tastes like lemon scented floor cleaner mixed with isopropyl rubbing alcohol

>>16005882
>not getting the blue raspberry with bling bling chain

>>16005492
Me, it's just pink who cares what other people at the store are gonna think lol

bought a bottle of Old Grand Dad bottle n bond for $15 for the first time. I've had the 114 plenty of times though.

I don't drink, but what do these flavored beers taste like? Like when there's a faggy looking beer with absurd flavorings, do they end up being sweet?

>>16010807
It's as bad as you think. Imagine using vodka instead of milk in your morning cereal.

Guys, I finally became a regular at my local liquor store and I don't like it. In my defense, I believe there is literally one indian guy working there. But still. I don't like it when he says "Hey, where you been?"

>>16011064
this stuff is fucking terrible, but also great in a kind of way

>>16009353
Rogue is actually from Newport. It was the lure of quick cash and easy money which led them to become Portlandized.

Of all the cheap beers I have tried, I recall this being one of the worst.

>>16011594
Also, this stuff was rather putrid.

So shitty I can't even find a picture. Any other MA fags here? Are there Kappy's anywhere else?