/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16004319
Just buy cat food. It's literally the same stuff for a fraction of the price!

>>16004326
Feeding a cat that shit would be animal cruelty.

>>16004380

my cat stole a bite of beyond sausage out of the pan while it was warming up

>>16004388
I feel bad for the cat

>>16004319
Beyond is based as fuck, but what I don't get the hype for is the impossible burger. I've had it a few times and none of them tasted close to actual beef. The closest I've gotten was at Burger King because they burnt the shit out of it which gave it that Burger King taste. The beyond burger is way closer

>>16004388
>my cat
you better have a born with vagina

>>16004388
Fake news. Cats are smarter than that.

>>16004414
>smart
>pawing around to cover their shit
you're shit

>>16004406

I wish to be the little girl

>>16004394

He has a sensitive tummy and can only eat prescription catfood or he gets bloody poop. Probably thought this smelled better than his hydrolized protein pate that I get shipped from the vet.

>>16004319
>processed seed oil sludge

>>16004436
Of course you do pedo.

>>16004414

>>16004445
Seriously just die.

>>16004406
Newfag

>>16004319
Vegan alternatives are an amazing con. Your selling an imitation product to people that refuse to touch the original, so they have no point of reference. On top of that you have this cult like mentality to endorse any and all products because it validates your worldview and lifestyle choices simply in the name of progress.

>>16004319
Fake ass meat. Tastes like shit.

>>16004319

>>16004479
>>16004326
>>16004380
>>16004394
>>16004414
>>16004459

These threads always bring out the seething retards. I've never even had beyond or impossible stuff nor am I a vegan but its hilarious how assmad these redditors get.

yum soy protein isolate

>>16004319
This is a genius bait thread OP because retard meat eaters natural high blood pressure spikes make them most likely to ragepost.

>>16004522
if you want a burger, just eat a fucking burger.

Its like an exslave owner wanting the taste of his slaves tears, but it cant be the actual tears.

>"Hey guise! Misc told me that soy lowers you're testosterone levels. I eat onions and do heavy, low-rep compound lifts to increase my testosterone production. Laul!"

>>16004613
Soy is a shit type of protein any way

>>16004436
I want to fuck the little girl

>>16004613
i heckin love highly processed foods, hexane, and glyphosate

>>16004613
>>16004674

it's twice the price of ground beef and gives me major gi problems
i'll just buy beef or beans

You could burn money eating plant burgers or you could cook a higher quality egg sandwich. Go with the egg sandwich.

>>16004522
>thing good
>thing bad
>u mad
gut busting stuff

>>16004319
theres a stupid white honkey bitch beside me keeps on saying psycho shit cos shes insane no one will help me even tho they r white n supposed to understand each other

>>16004716
basically

Never tried it, never will.

>>16004471
i don’t eat any alternatives. being a vegan is easy enough just eating vegetables and not-quite-as-processes vegetable products (seitan, tofu, the likes). i drink oat milk, though, but that’s really just because i like the taste of oats in my water. trashy middle class vegans who eat the same hyperprocessed bullshit that most trashy middle class americans do irritate me, especially combined with their incessant preaching about sustainability.

how does it manage to be even more expensive than animal flesh?

>>16007317
Cause of the crazy amount of processing that's required vs. grinding cuts of beef.

I tried beyond mince out of curiosity. I like eating meat substitutes occasionally (I'm not vegetarian or vegan) and i felt that beyond meat did not compare to other meat substitutes, much less actual meat. Quorn is a lot better, as is regular tofu. I don't know if the burger and sausages are better but I wouldn't be interested in trying them unless they were on a big sale.