/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15997236
Beer

>>15997236
how about get a job in your field of study?

I got this amazing job at a local library. Maybe you should consider that?

Shut up and get back in the cage

>>15997267
>how about get a job in your field of study?
My degree is in Library Sciences so unless you know of any libraries hiring near you don't bother. Turns out that those jobs are either all filled and only looking for someone with a masters. My advisor fucked me.

>>15997277
>can't think for self
>blames others
>also complains about having to wear a mask in food service and looks down on co-workers
>despite being shit poor and in debt

just neck yourself

>>15997236
food service + alcoholic isn't just a meme.

>>15997277
>Going 80k into debt to learn how to be a librarian.
You get what you fucking deserve.

Thanks for the update bro, can't wait for the thread tomorrow about your second day at Domino's Pizza

>>15997265
>>15997337
>just drink bro
do people really show up at work loaded?

>>15997361
I worked at Domino's as a teen and I did actually show up for work drunk at least once.
I wasn't even the legal drinking age lmao.
Some of my more retarded co-workers thought this was cool and tried copying me, with disastrous results.

>>15997236
>Any tips
Post office is hiring. You'll still feel like killing yourself, but your loans will disappear faster.

does joining the army wipeout your student debt?
because honestly i can’t think of any other way to erase 80k in debt

quitter

>>15997277
>library sciences
If you can’t find a job at a library I’m sure you could easily get one at Barnes and Noble or a local bookstore you would probably be happier

>>15997408
They only do it up to a certain amount.

>>15997276
basado

>>15997236
>let's just say I was not prepared for how unprofessional my coworkers would be
You know I specifically told you in the last thread about this that you'd be ok if you weren't a tightwad faggot. Guess you fucked that one up.

>>15997408
I think they're doing $50k in student loan repayment currently

>>15997236
>$80k in student loans
Do Americans really?

>>15997277
>80k in debt to put some books on shelves
I know it's just bait but fuck that's hilarious

Start working on content marketing and apply your degree. You can bill $25-150 per article at an entry level, depending on word count. Learn WordPress. Use those skills to eventually market yourself into new trades. There are few projects worth joining that will not have a hiring manager respectful of and envious of sharp content creators that write relevant topics.

If you focus your hobby time on /fit/ and /ck/ you won't have to worry about money. You can bring people together with your cooking and you'll be more attractive. No matter how bad it is put a financial plan together even if it means saving $5 a month. You want to learn the skill for when that number begins to rise. If you do this you will be better off than 99.9% of this entire website.

The customer is an animal that you should never cede ground to. They are not your friends, they are a roadblock.

>>15997236
Domino's is a sweet fucking job dude. The mask thing sucks and you really should pull your nose out the whole time or quit cause that's a fuckin health hazard. But besides that, you have a mega chill job. Your coworkers will never be professional because you work at a high school tier job, but they'll almost definitely turn out to be chill bros.

>>15997277
>Library Sciences
>for 80k in debt
lol

>>15997967
Some people have like $300k in student loans, it's crazy. Basically a lot of boomer parents told their kids to go to college but didn't give any other useful advice so their kids thought getting a degree in whatever was a path to success.

>drink/do/drugs/party/play videogames all through college
>instead of working part time to aviod taking on too much debt
retard

>>15997267
Lmao

>>15997236
Let's just say I was not prepared for how unprofessional my coworkers would be
What happened?

>>15997236
>how disgusting most of the customers are

you think fat people are disgusting? How dare you anon!

Dude i worked as a delivery on domino for 8 months. My last day was this Wednesday. It's a crappy deal working there. Managers only make $8.50 where I live. Minimum is still $7.25 over here. Lots of responsibility. I learned basically all the positions except managing. It's a very stressful job for someone who is easy to make mad after lots of stress. I'm grateful for them teaching me how to make pizza and because i made lots of cash on tips. Had somewhat fun with coworkers at least. Good luck. Don't get super stressed. It's gonna make you wanna die.

>>15999294
my friend is a manager but tries to weasel his way into driving whenever he can so he can make his $ as a manger while also getting trips as a driver. sneaky sneaky

>>15997272
Lol

>>15997236
Do you not enjoy making delicious pizza?

>>15997489
>>15997611
still might be his best option unless he really enjoys working food service
i don't think there's any minimum wage job that'll give you that much return

>>15999025
These retards with 300k in "student' loans went out and bought brand new cars, iphones, macbooks, expensive apartments, and ate out everyday in college now want bernie sanders to cancel all their lavish debt. Fuck those idiots.

>>15997967
problem is a lot of folks go to college without knowing what they want to do
by then they're already so deep in the hole they think the solution is to go into further education
i've seen guys with 300k in loans still working in food service and i have no idea what their long term plan is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xYcyI2Cbls

>>15997236
Loosen up a bit. Try coping some dope off of your coworkers and get high during the shift. This isn't troll advice. That's what I actually did to make it through the day when I worked those types of jobs and it actually made it fun.

>>15999394
some of them got a bachelors, couldn't find a job with it and then doubled down to get a masters degree, couldn't find a job with it and then doubled down to get a phd and surprise there's still no jobs and you easily have 100k+ in debt just in tuition

>>15997361
Yes

>>15997277
How much are you making at Dominos?
in CA substitute teachers only require "a" bachelor's degree in a lot of districts. The job is shitty but in most districts there's relatively steady work.

>>15999369
It seriously sucks ass being a manager. They get meme'd with
>Muh 40 hours
Meanwhile I'm making 40-50 average daily.

Lol i don't need 40 hours that's the point

>>15999415
>>15997236

gotta agree with this nigga over here. Get high for sure, enjoy your off time to the fullest, but also try to find a less corporate job. all those chains are fucked. find someplace chill, they are still out there

railroad conductor, oil rig worker, or join the army

kill urself liberal kike

>student loans
>library science

>>16000532
It's obvious that he fucked up with a meme degree. OP just needs to realize that he pissed away a ton of money for nothing and that he isn't better than any other pleb, so he might as well make the best of food industry jobs. There are ton of younger women that work those jobs so it isn't entirely terrible.

>>15999394
That's probably true to some degree but some private schools have ridiculously high tuition, even public schools are really expensive if you're from out of state. The price of textbooks has skyrocketed too because a lot of them can't be resold after you're done with them.

>>15997296

you have to murder the part of your soul that leads to you acting like a little bitch to succeed in any kitchen job. pizza lines are basically the easiest thing you can do to start in terms of culinary jobs, so either harden the fuck up or quit and find something easier.
if you stick with it, remember, learn to be slow in a hurry

>>15997277
we just had this exact same fucking thread

blame your ancestors for not trying hard
and also blame yourself for not trying harder
the poor get what they deserve
you're fucking stupid cattle
the jews are right

>>15997236
>I was not prepared for how unprofessional my coworkers would be

Kek welcome to food service my guy

>>15997277
>he thinks college is job training

>>15997277
>my advisor fucked me
ur fault for not doing any research and blindly believing someone who is paid to swindle people like you

>>16002636
>he thinks 18 year old kids should be responsible for deciding the rest of their lives
FUCK YOU

>>15997277
Damn nigger, you're retarded

>>16002618
it should be, but instead the powers that be figured out it's easier to turn higher education into a money collecting scheme that offers nothing in return.

>>15997277
Library studies are actually in demand. You just have to be creative with what you're looking for. Data science is the big one right now but even a parts room clerk could use that education.

>>15997277
>library science
dude you just put books on a shelf lmao you need a degree to tell you that dumb dumb

>>15997236
Muh mask oh no everyone disgusting but why can't I spread meme flu nooooooooo
My advice as a man who has worked in all sorts of different industries is genuinely, seriously, unironically, unequivocally, to grow the fuck up.

I make memes for crypto shitcoin and get paid in shitcoins

>>15997277
Why the fuck would you get a degree in "library sciences" whatever the fuck that is? Did it not occur to you that everyone recently started owning devices in which they can read arbitrary text and host and transfer it at near light speed?
Is this just really overdone bait?

>>15997236
If you have better options for employment absolutely go somewhere else lol

>>16003056
Oh, you put books on shelves? Name ever single dewey decimal classification.

>>16003063
Unrelated but if COVID were really that bad, why the fuck is Domino's even open

80k to learn what, Dewey decimal system and how use the graphical interfaces for a few specific database tools when you could just roll your own?
No really what the fuck do you learn from a library "science" degree that you wouldn't get from visiting the library as a kid or a computer science degree?

>>16003092
Woah it must be fake bro!
It either has to kill literally everyone and end everything or it must be a plot to oppress us!
Nigger.

>>16003100
You and the rest of this board are very negative

>>16003075
>Why the fuck would you get a degree in "library sciences"
Because I like reading so it was the obvious choice.

>>16003173
I like fucking but I didn't become a whore

>>16003210
Missed your calling

>>15997408
>any other way to erase 80k in debt
you could, you know, pay it

>>16003287
With what money idiot? My trust fund only passes on at 25, what am I supposed to do until then?

>>16002817
that's the age of adulthood in my country. unless you grew up with shit parents and thought anime was reality, at 18 you should know better. I liked physics but paired it with a CS major because of job prospects. It is fucked that library "sciences" is allowed to exists while costing more than $200 for the entire program, but you paid for that. surely before your 3rd year you could've sensed something and switched

>>15997236
Look for a better job
Work experience = better job
Look for something entry level or somehow related to what you studied to do.
Also work sucks, that's why they pay you.

>>16003173
unless you have massive amounts of income to waste, you don’t go to college to learn about things you like
if you’re taking a giant ass loan for education, you should be learning about things that can make you money, like a field that has job prospects
alas that ship has sailed

>Compulsory modules
Cataloguing and Classification
Managing Collections
Supporting Information Users
Managing Information Organisations
Using Technology in Information Organisations
The Library and Information Professional

>Optional modules
>Students choose two of the following:
Academic and Journals Publishing
Collections Care
Database Theory and Practice
Digital Resources in the Humanities
Graph Databases and Semantic Technologies
Historical Bibliography
Information Literacy
Information Governance
Individual Approved Study
Manuscript Studies
Knowledge Organisation
Health Librarianship

>>16003173
>library sciences
You need a husband.

>>16002946
college was historically that, just a bunch of rich people exploring interesting things because working is for plebs
then somehow it got translated to everyone has to go to college like it’s the new high school even though a lot of them aren’t gonna do anything with their degrees

>>16003346
Yes, Liberal Arts are for people free from worrying about how to earn a living.

>enjoy pure math
>major in math
>also want a job so take programming courses as well
>get a job with the skills I learned, projects I did, and research I was involved in

Wow it's almost like you need to do more than the absolute bare minimum. Thanks for attending my Ted talk

>>16003346
>somehow it got translated to everyone has to go to college like it’s the new high school

Boomers parents noticed how their bosses and rich people lived and it was because of one reason, an education. So they told their kids they needed to go to college to make it anywhere in life. Thing was literally any degree back then got you a job because they were so plenty.
It's nothing like that anymore. I watched an entire course from Standford university last year on Youtube.

>>16003633
too many classes to learn about class.

>>15997277
>Library sciences
We told you Anon, but you didn't listen

Just join the Air Force or Navy. Be a CTN in the Navy or 1N4A in the Air Force. They send you to Florida to learn by a cyber analyst or gov hacker. Navy is the better more flexible deal though, and they won't put you on a ship cause hackers don't need to be on boats and shit.

>>16003309
Bro how fucking dumb are you to get into 80k debt for a degree that you didn't make sure you'll get a job in. The only way to pay it is join the military but some anon said they only pay 50k, so you have 30k to pay yourself. Also because you finished the degree and the college didn't swindle you, biden plan won't cancel your shit either, that pedo old faggot lied to us all as usual, god I hate presidents.

>>16003173
i like reading and majored in english and now work at a consulting firm, made nearly $200K last year, although i've been out of college for over a decade now.

try to think about how the skills you learned with your degree might apply outside of just libraries, in my example i was very experienced at reading and analyzing long boring documents so now i do that professionally. you could probably do the same thing, build up a portfolio of sample work and try to get a paid internship at a business somewhere. you're not automatically locked into library sciences just because that's what your degree is in, unless literally all they taught you was how to re-shelve books.

>>15997236
Get fired and file for unemployment

>>16004893
Based

Feels good to have an engineering degree and make 100k a year right out of school

>>15997236
>paying off your student loans

lol what a sucker

>>15997277
>>15997272
what the fuck

>>15997277
My cousin was majoring in library sciences but she knew from the outright she needed her master's. She completed her master's in libsci then pivoted to historical preservation labs while finishing grad school. Now she works in a basement in DC, makes $120k in salary with federal benefits but she can never be furloughed so even if there's a government shutdown she still gets paid.

She's from a poor ass backwoods brackwater Appalachian family and still she had enough personal responsibility and foresight to FUCKING RESEARCH HER PREFERRED MAJOR AND WAS MORE INFORMED BY RELYING ON HERSELF. Fuck I hate faggots like you.

>>15997236
>80k in student loans
Lol, you should've learned a trade you dumb fuck.
>next to no debt (6k for me)
>teaches you an actual skill that's sought after.
>Actually make money with what you learned.

>>15997277
You can make a good living doing genealogy research for a fee if you find a niche and get your name out there.

>>16005424
If I had a fucking nickel for every time I've seen this forced into an unrelated conversation I would be so rich I wouldn't need to learn a trade.

>>15997277
Blah blah blah you're shit

>>15997408
Imagine trying to give advice. Shut the fuck up nerd

>>16005686
He's asking a question not giving advice you mong

>>15997236
... just don't pay your student debts. Seriously, I have no idea how this is a question.

>>15999032
I'd generally recommend the opposite; if your studies are actually worth doing then don't work - you're investing a stupid amount of money into having a degree, don't fuck it up by working for peanuts. It's a fun quirk of bottom tier labor being worthless, and education being hilariously inflated.

>I can't get a job with my degree
Do you live somewhere where your field exists?
>I need a master's degree to get a job in it
You're already in for a penny, why not go get a masters?
>MORE DEBT!!
Point blank, most debts are effectively capped by income. So, having 5x the debts you have now is meaningless. Besides, you can't really out budget or out save poverty - you must increase income to meaningfully acquire wealth. Budget niggers are generally poor people being retarded.

In other words
>Poor people, just stop being poor lmao.

>>16005728
ik ur tiny brain cant fathom how much shit they r ina nd how much money they owe me but trust me it ismore than ur entire ancestry will ever even hear of

>>16005711
keep calling others what u are r u srsly tht fucked in the head lol

>>16005857
Currently, you can be garnished for 15% of your take home pay. That's about $150 a year if you make $15 per hour. You can also fuck with them by taking out all your allowances so they can't take your tax return.

>Why do this?
To be frank, you shouldn't, but if you're working at a pizza joint you generally have bigger problems. If they're federal, just put them on an income contingent plan after being as negligent as possible - you will realistically NEVER pay this debt off if you don't earn more money.

If they're private, just fucking default, lmao. You effectively force them to do an income contingent plan at the expense of your credit - which you can't really use for anything while you're poor.

>>15997236
Are you the library sciences guy?

>>16005424
>working a trade
>destroying your joints and back so you're crippled by the time you're 40

>>16005863
Doesn't matter ESL, I bet you're that faggot from the other day trying to do stupid bait then got baited yourself

>>15998883
This is good advice, but austerity is hard so no one does it.

>>16006038
Yeah, no. Austerity is for retarded niggers. Earn more money with your skills? Good. Save $5 dollars a month? Absolutely pointless.

>>15998838
Librarians are actually extremely well trained. The higher paid ones in larger cities are there to help people with research projects, finding sources outside the library, etc akin to a university professor and acquire require the degree to get hired. They are underpaid though.

>>15997236
>pictured, OP

>>16002817
fifty years ago people like you would have been culled so your inferior genetics could not pollute the gene pool

>>15997236
I remember you posting earlier in the week
Not sure if you are b8 or real but i also don't care. I hope your coworkers shove you in the oven and cook you because you're an entitled whiny cunt. you chose to study "library science" whatever the fuck that is, and now you're upset because you picked a skill the market doesn't want. either figure your shit out, or enjoy being the 40 year old domino's manager that gets charged with assault because he touched his 16 year old employee

NGMI

>>15997236
just become the delivery driver
pass off all your work onto either the women or minorities

>>16006000
>>destroying your joints and back so you're crippled by the time you're 40
You're mistaking that with construction I'm an electrician with certs. that has me holding a six figure job as I sit on my ass watching gauges, hit some switches if shit is not in favor. Electrician, plumber, HVAC, so forth can easily make bank with not much physical labor.

>>16003173
And I love to paint, but I majored in Finance. It means I get a job that gives me lots of money- enough where I don't have to paint for anyone other than myself, or worse, work at Domino's.

>>15997277
Here's a wonderful librarian job you have barely missed, anon.
https://www.usajobs.gov/GetJob/ViewDetails/598295900

i'm not working anywhere if i have to wear a mask
i'd rather be neet on welfare

>>15997277
Unironically, “learn to code”

>>16004729
This. If you work in a real field for 5+ years and are willing to put above the bare minimum effort in you’ll find yourself making decent money. Most people in offices sit around all day so if anyone with any life in them get pulled up the ladder.

>>15997361
babbys first day in the restaurant industry?

>>16006559
effort ≠ results

>>16007645
Can't joe average just make whatever websites he wants with something like squarespace or wix?

>>15999394
>t. underage /pol/nigger who doesn't know what a student loan is or what it entails
them damn liberal college faggots with their iphones and their fancy german cars
>spits snus
>TING

>>16007718
>Can't joe average just make whatever websites he wants with something like squarespace or wix?
yes, coders are a dying breed. they're unironically getting replaced by the machines they helped to create. no one should get a CS degree anymore.

>>15997408
A few states with declining or aging populations offer student loan forgiveness for people in STEM careers who live in the state for X number of years.

>>15997267
rekt

>>15997272
AHAHHAHAHA
>>15997267
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>15997277
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>>16007824
He isn't wrong. I spent mine on an Xbox, parties, and lots of food.

>>16006547
Sounds pretty boring, desu. Yeah, I'm taking on debt as I work my way toward a master's in biotech, but at least my career is going to be interesting.

>>16007824
We should be able to afford smartphones and computers even if we received higher education, without needing debt, if we otherwise made reasonable financial decisions and work full time.

It's nonsense that cost of living has risen, pay for executive class of business execs, board members, venture capitalists has skyrocketed and otherwise wages have been more or less stagnant for decades.

If that is what we can expect, then I don't have any stake personal stake in maintaining free market dynamic. Let the government step in and redistribute their money to me. Don't buy me an Xbox but pay my housing, education, and healthcare. If they don't like it they can adjust salaries across the board to what they should be given decades of productivity increases, and then continue to raise them in direct proportion to further productivity increases. When that happens, I will stop requesting their wealth be further redistributed.

>>16007947
youve seen nothing yet, wait till you see when the real inflation hits
1920 will sound like a day at the park

>>15997236

You guys really are assholes if you think someone should spend 4 years and $80,000 in college and not have a job waiting for them when they graduate.

>>16007880
Anyone working on a CS degree should look into bioinformatics and computational biology. High throughput sequencing, transcriptomics, proteomics, and gene ontology studies all need data processing on a massive scale. More data is being produced using RNA-seq than can be interpreted in the studies employing it. In particular, if you can write an application that allows biologists without a CS background to easily sort through massive datasets, you'll have it made.

>>16007983
never in history colleges were job training centers
you go and get your cert for the job you'd like and get hired with minimal or without debt even
colleges were always for the upper class, this is double dupping the middle and lower class ppl when you enslave them with debt with empty promises and snake oil

>>15997408
>does joining the army wipeout your student debt?
It's too hot and hard to work at a pizza joint. Maybe the military will be easier.

Just keep making those great life choices.

Also I'd like a number 9, number 9 large...

>>15997277
nigga do you live in the 1960s

>>15997236
Work at a grocery store. You'll make more money. Just send your application.

Fuck dominos

>>15997236
>$80k in student loans
nice try with the bait

>>15998883
I'm already better than 99.9% of this site because I'm not American.

>>16008428
coping and seething

>>15997408
If you get into a public service profession you can sign up for Public Service Loan Forgiveness, you pay a certain amount each month based on your income and your loans are wiped after 10 years.

>>16008010
underrated post

>>15997277
Looks like killing yourself may be the only option, anon.

>>15997277
>Library Sciences

>>15997236
>$80k in student loans
Fuck you're retarded.
Why did you fell for the trap?

>>16008828
>Why did you fell for the trap?
I like reading so library science was recommended to me by my advisor in college. It's not my fault I got this stupid degree.

>>16008865
>It's not my fault I got this degree
Enjoy your shit life until you learn to take a little responsibility for yourself and your future...

>>16008865
>it's not my fault I signed a paper, indebting myself, without even looking if there is a job demand for the degree I am signing up for

I know that you were young and stupid but... still.

>>15997236
Get better mask

>>16007718
yeah any retard can make a Web 2.0 website, there’s still plenty of money to be made in app development

>>15997236
>spend $80K going to college
>get a job at Dominos

>>16000000
I agree

>>15997277
get into sales, you can do that with any degree. "recruiter" for big businesses can be especially lucrative, just gotta grind. in the bay area (northern california) tech recruiters make six figures after a couple of years if you're competent.

>>16003173
So you like reading and instead of getting a law degree you got a library sciences degree.
>80k in debt
>for a career that doesnt make 80k annualy
OP ya done fucked up

>>15997277
>>15997236

we had this EXACT same thread last week you unoriginal faggot

>>15997236
>Having to wear a mask in kitchen whose conditions
That sucks.
I think in Ohio, kitchen staff isn't required to wear a mask.

>>16009439
Yes, that was my thread BEFORE I started my new job. This is the thread from AFTER I started the job. You could benefit from improving your reading comprehension, anon.

>>16006445
The reason your grandkids don't talk to you isn't because they're busy, it's because they hate you and don't want you in their lives. You'll die alone and in pain.

>>15997611
So is that like, on top of your pay?
Or do they give you which ever is greater?

>>15997236
>>15997277
Hey OP.
If you feel like you're about to eat a gun, you can go straight to officer school in something like the air force.
You'll have to go through basic training and all that gay shit. But after that, you go to officer school and after that, you get to have a fairly easy going job in the military that pays decently.

>>16003080
>says no one that is hiring, ever.

>>16007703
loving reading ≠ making money

>>16008865
>advisor: I recommend library sciences!
>antiOP: What does that job field look like? Many openings?

>>16009452
>You could benefit from improving your reading comprehension, anon.
lmfao, hasn't helped you any, dipshit.

>>15997236
Work as a driver instead of a cook. You make more money than anyone bar the manager, and you don't have to do nearly as much shit as cooks do

>>15997277
You fucked yourself anon, did you think they were building loads of new libraries?

How is this thread still up?

>>16009461
Yes it is in addition to pay
Some states national Guards will alternatively cover tuition while you're in school.
You can make a lot of money in military and get a good nest egg going if you plan things out and don't spend everything on a brand new sports car like most dumbshit new privates

>>15997361
like every day. fast food sucks.

>>16006199
>help people with research projects
>finding sources outside the library
>underpaid
The internet is free at the library.

>>15997361
I always had a buzz while serving. Trust me when I say that restaurant workers can drink just about any other group under the table.

>>15997236
>80k in student loans
>minimum waging
You deserve to suffer

>>16010337
>restaurant workers can drink just about any other group under the table.
This, me and the rest of the kitchen staff had a contest with a group of semi regulars and smashed them. Tried to walk home but got stopped by police who have a me a ride. They were pretty based as far as police go

>>15997236
just had dominoes
pretty tasty
use this trick
use 2 of your toppings on getting double cheese
use the last remaining topping and get double pepperoni but only on one side
that way you get a real pepperoni pizza nd a real cheese pizza for the price of one!

>>15997277
>My degree is in Library Sciences so unless you know of any libraries hiring near you don't bother. Turns out that those jobs are either all filled and only looking for someone with a masters. My advisor fucked me.
this is bait

>>16010312
The internet also has some extremely shitty sources.

>>15997236
>can't handle a single day of minimum wage work
Honestly though what are they putting in the water these days?

>>15997450
>local bookstore
Where have you been for the last 20 years? Might as well look for a job at the local video rental store.

I have a better question, WTF did you learn in library studies that took years to learn? I'd guess you could learn the job of librarian in maybe a week if you spend like 7 hours a day at it.

>>16003110
Fat hands typed this post

>>15997277
>Library sciences

Never heard of that

You could have just taken a degree in English or History to become a librarian bro, and those two degrees are more flexible for career opportunities bro.

>>15997361
When I worked at PF Chang's I couldn't tell you who among the staff was sober at work. Cocaine and meth were our work fuel.

>>15997277
Businesses cannot organize jack fucking shit. Get a business certificate (community college near me has a Business Informational Professiomal cert) and a IT cert (local college has Computer Information Systems cert), then structure your pitch when applying to jobs as I can help organize everything, your confluence pages/bug trackers/internal wikis or documentation/etc

>>15997272
Ok, this is epic

Don't work at restaurants unless you're a waiter / waitress. Otherwise, work at a post office, library, gym, etc.

So don't date a girl who works in food service. Got it.

Now I want Domino’s. Thanks OP.

>>16011955
>library
Anon he's already dead!

>>16003113
nigga, you going to have a hard few years if you can't understand your mistake

>>16003287
>he will pay debts while funding Pakistani Gender Studies

Only a fool doesn't jew the jews.

>>16003342
>History major here, holy shit Anon, you are fucking stupid.
>Literally 90% of your optional modules are things I learned in Writing in the Discipline as a Junior in Undergraduate.

>>16005572
I'd be a millionaire if the phrase was said by a guy with a 72 month car note and a double mortgage.

>>16003080
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dewey_Decimal_Classification
>>16003173
Get a job in static security. Pirate books to read on your phone. I get payed to read and am not 80,000 in debt lmao

>>15997277
Motherfucker how many times do you make this thread?

>>15997277
>Library sciences
wtf OP?

>>15997277
>library sciences

>>16005863
speak english nigger

>>16008010
If Biden doesn't start any new wars it ain't so bad.

>>15997277
>34 replies
Now this is some excellent bait

>>16010337
>restaurant workers can drink just about any other group under the table.
I'm a suicidal alcoholic that lost my family because I wouldn't stop drinking. I get drunk to go to AA meetings. I'm dead inside, I can win.

>>16007983
>I got a master's degree in queer African American neoclassical interspecies tap dancing for women
>why isn't there a job in my field waiting for me after graduation
Dumb frogposter

>>16013834
>queer African American neoclassical interspecies tap dancing for women
You tried too hard

>>16008428
Ceekay is the most obsessed board.

>>16013846
Make my pizza while you dream of stocking shelves at a library, wagie.

>>15997236
What's wrong with making pizzas?

https://youtu.be/8qqqXthPpWI

>>16000683
What do you mean can’t be resold?

>>15997408
take out another loan, use that loan to pay off the student loans, then declare bankruptcy. you're welcome

>>15997361
Every kitchen's staff is either drunk, stoned or on something else.

>>15997361
iirc cooks are 40% more likely to be alcoholics than the general population

>>15997408
maybe, but you're almost guaranteed to go to hell when you die if you join

>>15997361
Used to work at McD and everyone was smoking weed and/or piss drunk before a shift

>>15997277
serves you right, bourgeois

>>16014014
They have online components that cost as much as the textbook

>>16007824
I read it as "spicy german cars". Shit was so cash

>tfw worked at dominos for four years to put myself through college with 0 debt
i was that nigga making fun of you oldheads

>>15997236
>working at a corporate shithole pizza place to pay off a retarded 80K debt
You are a complete fucking retard and your retard parents should be shot in the street for failing you so miserably. Unforgivable.

>>15997236
ew a mask

>>15997236
>taking student loans to begin with
you deserve whatever happens to you, if you don't have money to go to school, don't go

>>16014465
Don't shit on his dream of babysitting homeless people.

>>15997349
Underrated post, happy to see this thread still up from day 1

>>15997349
>>16014601
I had a really shitty day 2 but i'm waiting for this thread to get archived before I make another thread.

best thread on 4chans rn

library scientist is tough life

>>15997236
Wearing a mask in the kitchen isn't going to kill you, faggot.

>>16010312
Zoom zoom.

>>16014884
Ok chud

>>15997277
LMAO 80 FUCKING THOUSAND DOLLARS I CAN'T BREATHE

>>16014465
Student loans are fine if you're going into STEM or the medical field. Just don't borrow money to learn about the humanities, or you know, library sciences.

>>16003110
woah- you j-just said the n-word MOOOOODS

>>15997408
>>15997611
That and they've severely cut down the pay because too many people enlisted but too few to hit the enlistment quotas. Also because most just do their time and fuck off.

>>16007965
What'll be really funny is that we've seen what's gonna happen with the whole corona deal.
Food shortage is gonna happen even though we have a glut of food because nobody wants to work for peanuts to deliver it and the sellers wont peddle the food because nobody can afford it and they're not cutting the prices quick enough to keep up with people just not having any value.

>>16005913
That sounds a lot like navigating trough a bunch of hidden options and legal loopholes.
If you work at a pizza hut in the garage you won't be dancing around the law.

>>15997277
lmao get fucked

>>16011023
wtf does this work

>>15997277
I would consider moving to another country permanently