/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16002416
Do they jerk off while they eat the shit or after?

>>16002416
seethe harder

>>16002416
Nice bait, redditor.

https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/comments/a5pelt/fresh_soft_pretzels_just_like_my_dog_used_to_make/

German desserts are pretty good. But yeah german "food" is pretty trash. My Oma and Opa basically only ate eastern european food

>>16002416
reminder that german food is the basis for most common American goods and thats why both are terrible

>>16002416

>>16002466
no such thing as "german potato salad". there are many regional varieties.

>>16002494
By that logic, there' no such thing as anything.

>>16002466
That's not traditional. Actually we also glaze everything in gelatine and throw some cocktail cherries on top.

>>16002466
Is this abomination German or American?

>>16002416
German food is better than italian food. And at least pretty close to french/belgian food. The only really bad cuisine in europe is maybe english and scottish. Unless theres some eastern euro food or something that's just absolutely vile that I don't know about.

>>16002511
no

>>16002416
Here in Caliwali we call that a Pittsburgh Platter.

>>16002458
American food is pretty good

>>16002466
>Cream
Germany is split into 2 parts, the savages in the north use cram and mayo
based Souths use warm beef broth and vinegar as dressing.

>>16002416

>>16002416
raw ground pork

>>16002416
you misspelled jewish
you stupid hick

go fuck ur mom then shoot up heroin and overdose already.

>>16002416

>>16002416

They have bad taste in everything, it is not limited to cooking.

Karl Lagerfeld
Bauhaus
Nena
Rammstein
Max ernst

No idea about what moment things went wrong tho...

Austrian food is much better, sorry, Pfirkei

>>16003879
At least post somerhing Austrian and not just what everybody in Germany serves at christmas.

>>16003879
that looks like it's from an absolute bottom tier restaurant

>>16003879
I like the beat salad at least

>>16002416
>Bad bread
>Bad beer
>Bad meat
so... you're a teetotaling coeliac vegan?

>>16002416
>2021
>germans eating a traditional diet
you don't seem to understand the degree to which the average german has been americanized already.

sauerkraut and sausages with riesling or beer whats not to like unless youre a fag

>>16002543
... What do you think?

OP is likely a brit who broke a tooth on Krustenbrot, then had a flavor shock because German bread actually tastes like bread. Trying to wash away the flavor he assumed German beer is the same piss water they make on the tard island. As he passed out from yet another flavor shock he broke his skull on a chunk of black forest ham, which didn't turn into mush on contact, unlike his fried offal patties he refers to as "fish".

>>16004039
that's rotkohl and i'm cringing thinking about the amount of sugar in that shit

>>16002416
really lame bait, you cannot just name 3 things they can do very well

>>16002416
Wait, you're French and you think your beer is better than German beer? Even Czech beer is better than anything the romance-language countries have.

>>16003750
best potatoe salad, objectively

>>16003750
You can barely call potato salad a salad. This isn't even salad. It's just soaked potatoes.

>>16003750
>vinegar
>mayo
you are both equally retarded, it's like you deliberately try to make potatoes worse

>>16002416
So this is the food the nazi larpers on this site love eating huh?

>>16002416
>Bad beer
Beer and sausages are the two things that don't suck about Germany. Also honorary mention to doners.

Maybe it is because of the high proportion of Jewish dishes un German kitchen, like potato galettes and GeffülteFisch

>>16005320
its not easy to get the consistency right. you want the potatoes firm and unbroken. and the starch forming a little bit sticky dressing
here we say if the salad talks to you when you stir it the consistency is right.

i want to go to germany

>>16002416
if only hitler had won

>>16002421
God I wish that were me

>>16007423
let's swap

>>16003750
Basierter Südler.

>>16007423
I want to get out of Germany, you can have my place.

Wir in Deutschland machen den besten Döner der Welt.

pic related wird JETZT GERADE in mindestens 264.500 Haushalten Deutschlands zum Abend gegessen.

>>16008543
Isn't it a Turkish specialty? Or am I confusing with Swedeland?

>>16008089
>>16008503
Why do you want to leave?

>>16002416
Northern European food is no accessible to normies.

>>16002416
Scarce&hard water

>>16008654
Döner to go is German-Turkish fusion food, Turkish Döner is eaten on a plate like civilized people would. Swedes took the German version and added the sauce to Pizza, something only Snowniggers would be able to come up with.

>>16002416
Yet for some reason, they make better knives than anyone. Sometimes things are so absurd that I can almost hear god laughing in the background.

>>16002416
So, you're saying that German meat is... the wurst?

>>16008720
ich spritz deiner fetten hurenmutter auf den schnurrbart du scheiss kanake

>>16003478
But he’s right. All euro’s use this exact mentality when applied to their own retarded country but doublethink it away to claim all Americans are McFatFucks.

>>16007892
>tfw everyone is ignoring this thinking it’s literal cat shit

>>16002416
na dann geh doch scheißen fettes stück

>>16003750
Fuck off franz. Southern ""german"" food is the result of centuries of french, italian, magyar and balkan (((enrichment))) and thus only northern food is good

>>16008867
It's cheese in the making. Who cares

Fotze

>>16003750
go stick a Weißwurst in butt, Franzl

>>16005026
you put sugar in there? we usually just use some apple cubes, makes it taste pretty nice

>>16003796
>read the OT and Talmud
>not a single mention of pretzels
Weird