/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Pure protein isolate

>>16000934
based. came here to write this

>>16000934
this

>>16000928
Literally anything else.
"Eat the bugs" is a jewish psyop.

>>16001108
If it was a Jewish psyop then it would be working better. This is probably some shitty Chinese psyop.

>>16000928
Shitty bait friend

>>16001113
Of all the psyops they're running, they know this one will be the trickiest.
But it is definitely their doing.

>>16001108
>>16001113
>>16001117
>>16001133
>muh da joos
>cant name a better source
take meds now

>>16000934
OP BTFO FPBP /thread

>>16001138
I did name a better source.
Learn to read, you fucking nigger.

>>16001151
You will eat the bugs eventually. Mark my words.

>>16001138
Projecting

>>16000928
They taste nutty

>I will eat the bugs

>>16001157

The indigestible chitin and shit reduces the bioavailablity of their protein. Literally anything else is better than this non-food.
Fuck the mods for not deleting this off-topic trollshit.

>>16001188
Bro bugs are one the best source of protein pound for pound. You cant deboonk this

>>16000934
this is the only correct answer

>>16001188
Good point. I need to keep buying expensive powders to get enough protein to build enough muscle for women to like me. Thanks for the reminder.

>>16001193
Glad I can survive off more than just protein then. I'm not lacking for it anyway and of people gabe a shit about macros at all the food industry would be totally different

>>16000928
Eat the bugs , live in the pod.
You will own nothing, you will be happy.

>>16001211
>Protein powders
>Expensive
Maybe of you're buying "megamax Fatman bulk 3000 with added flavours and nutrition designed for maximum gainz" from a retail shop like a retard.

>>16001218
>he doesnt exclusively used Pure-Product(tm) WPI
NGMI

>>16001217
>You will own nothing, you will be happy.
I don't know how they're going to make me happy, my guess is they'll just change the meaning of the word instead of doing anything positive.
I already don't own anything.

>>16001218
Or any of the others for that matter. You need way less protein than your "bros" convinced you, by the way. Most of it goes to waste, even if you work out "like a mad man."

>>16001231
How many grams of protein do you eat a day?

>>16001224
Bruh

>>16001241
Okay, we can make an exception for Pure-Product(tm) Mass gainer.

>>16001236
Dunno. All I know is that I've beaten two gym junkies twice my volume in physical fights and did it so easily that I'm scared I might accidentally kill the next one.

>>16001246
I actually tricked you, it's just creatine
I eat meat and drink milk for most of my protein

>>16001249
>things that never happened
>>16001250
Kek based

>>16000928
Cum

>>16001138
>t. jew

>>16000928
how do you define better? more flavorful sources, almost all of them, more sustainable, next to none of them.

>>16000928
Any mammalian or avian meat.
The misconception of insects being high in protein comes from equating chitin to kreatin. Humans can digest neither, making insects a good 90% indigestible.

>>16000928
I refuse to eat bugs on the basis that for years I've been seeing ads telling me to donate to niggers in Africa so they wouldn't have to eat bugs.
Now there's so god damn many of them that the world is running out of resources and instead of no longer sending money there and just letting them halt or even reverse their technological progress for some reason I'm supposed to start eating bugs? Fuck that.

>>16001138
hey schlomo shekelberg goldstein. did you not suck enough foreskins today? or why are you so grumpy?

>>16000928
https://youtu.be/mMd-0ZI7-uQ

>>16001138
>take meds now

>>16001108
ok go drink semen

>>16000928
meat? the fuck am i gonna get out of eating crickets and shit. spare me your nerd shit just explain how getting some gangly gross fuckin bug legs stuck in my teeth is better than taking a big bite of chicken or lamb? lol bugs....are we frogs all of a sudden? bugs...fucking stupid.

>>16000928
ask your mum, she will say cum

>>16000928
In your case, your boyfriend's cum.

>>16001995
>gay agenda
Nice try this is also a Jew psyop

>>16002145
But anon you're missing all the dirt and bug poo that you'll be missing too! Think of all the microbial gunk you're missing out on!

>>16000928

Soy protein isolate

>>16000928
Eggs, poultry

>>16000934
the absolute state of OP

>>16000934
denatured crap

>>16000934
That's not the source, though.

>>16000928
you will eat the bugs goy

lol i will never eat the bugs

>>16001138
>>16001157
you time will come shlomo

>>16001995
gladly

>>16000928
I have eaten some bugs.

fried cicada is to fried shrimp as crawdads are to lobster.

Crickets have a peanut flavor.

Meal worms are good(like chicken) but weird to look at.

Shield bugs are not good.(stinkbugs)

Grasshoppers are ok. Like zesty crickets.

spiders are like flavorless shrimp. So use some salt.

Beetles are some crunchy motherfuckers, but the taste isnt bad with most. 99% of all hard shelled beetles are edible. Useful information to some.

I cannot wait for cicada season this year bros.

>>16004689
you gonna lick its ass? DO IT

>>16000928
elk.

>>16004539
ausfag femboy?

>>16001217
For me, it's the XXL pod

>>16000928
My cock

Something I will willingly eat that contains protons

>>16004670
Good goy. Do you also live in a pod, own nothing, and are you happy?

>>16005386
Have you ever tried the bugs?

>>16000928
A New York Strip steak.

>>16003053
>closeted gaylord prefers semen
>no u gay
it's 2021 you can come out now

>>16000934
BTFO

>>16000928
Having kept an aquarium of crickets to feed my terrarium, there is no way in hell I'm ever eating crickets. They shit all over the place and shit when the lizards bite them. And stink.

>>16001217
ill take the intimacy simulation unit
i already only work and browse 4chan at least i can pretend i have someone for just a few minutes

I would take bugs over the tranny beans

>>16000928
a gallon of horse semen

>>16000928
You know they're just getting you used to the taste goy.
https://youtu.be/yZo2mbbCmKQ

>>16005746
Oh, god the fucking smell. I'm more than willing to pay the pet store jew than dealing with that shit ever.

Ill stick to my cake fattened poultry.

>>16000934
This

>>16000928
legumes like soy and veg yeast are infintely better and healthier

>>16005879
>soy
Enjoy your man bobs

>>16000928
Yeah
MAH DICK!!!

>>16000934
OP folded

>>16001217
why in all of these lame future worlds are you never engaged?
is everyone just a ryan gosling insert wannabe

>>16006145
No, I just cant argue against the fpbp. So name a better source OTHER THAN Pure-Product WPI.

>>16006164
>No, I just cant argue against the fpbp.
>So name a better source OTHER THAN Pure-Product WPI.

>>16006164
What about bulk nutrients?

>>16006183
Bugs beat b*lk every single time

>>16006174
fpwp. That isolate still needs a source. It wasn't conjured out of thin air.

>>16000928
God I wish I was that bug. Imagine sliding between her lips, roughly being pulled across her teeth as she sucks on you a bit like candy. Pushes you against the roof of her mouth, breaking your legs and bringing you to the brink of death, maybe even giggling as she feels you struggling inside her moist, warm mouth. Without even giving you the mercy of a somewhat swift death, she swallows you whole and lets you boil to death in her stomach. God damn my dick is hard.

>>16006764
Bugs don't come from thin air either

>>16000928
>beef
>chicken
>turkey
>fish
>etc
It tastes good therefore it is better

>>16006789
Yeah, they come from their parent bugs.

>>16006808
Exactly

>>16000928
Pig is the best one, I reckon.