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Find a single flaw

>> No.15993237

>>15993234
they're shit

>> No.15993244

>>15993234
California

>> No.15993245

>>15993237
lol ok flyover

>> No.15993258

>>15993234
I like burritoes with fries inside.

I don't like the ones that come with rice and beans.

>> No.15993259

where are the fries

>> No.15993261

>>15993245
i'll rape your dentist father

>> No.15993268

>>15993234
i would never eat fastfood from the following states:
>california
>new jersey
>mississippi
>alabama
>arkansas
>michigan
>canada

>> No.15993269

>>15993234
If you live in california flaws can easily be seen in any nearby mirror.

>> No.15993274

>>15993234
>layered ingredients
>not mixed up so you get a nice even mixture of ingredients with every bite

Disgusting.

>> No.15993283
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15993283

That is a carne asada burrito with pico. Pico ruins them. California burritos have french fries.

>> No.15993323
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15993323

>>15993234
I like them

>> No.15993350

>>15993234
I eat probably 3 a week

>> No.15993377

>>15993234
>>15993283
>>15993323
based. Fries are the are the superior burrito filler

>> No.15993389

>>15993350
based

>> No.15993393

>>15993234
>california
dropped

>> No.15994741

>>15993234
you have to go to cali to get one
thats the only issue with it

>> No.15994753

I was going to hate on fries, but I love making a breakfast burrito with diced potato and I don't see why potato wouldn't be good in other burritos.

>> No.15994758

>>15993244
Best post

>> No.15994827

Man california really is a beautiful state. It's a shame politicians and shitlibs absolutely fucking ruined it. I've spent some time in San Diego for work and the weather is absolutely perfect. Torrey Pines is incredible. California could have been our Italy but instead it's going to be Guatamala 2.0

>> No.15994832

>>15993234
>California
>burrito
>California burrito
That's three big ones.

>> No.15994844

>>15993234
I don't have a problem with carbs on carbs, but 90% of the time they're kind of dry. Maybe I just haven't found a place with decent carne asada.

>> No.15994849

>>15993234
Prefer a regular carne asada burrito light guac.

>> No.15994891
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15994891

>>15994827
San Diego is an island, though. It is protected by the southern border, vast deserts to the east, mountains to the north east, and the world's military base divides it from the shitheap to the north.

Also the best burritos in the United States, no exceptions.

>> No.15994895

>>15994891
>world's largest military base

>> No.15994908
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15994908

>>15993234
the construction doesn't lend well to its own concept. bear with me. like, you don't want a homogenous mass of the components of a cali burrito, but at the same time separating them out into the characteristic layers means you can never really get the "optimal bite" unless you can unhinge your jaw like some kind of snake. past that, the fillings are different temperatures and consistencies that don't play well. cold lettuce and guac and pico immediately thrown onto hot meat rice and beans, then cheese that either doesn't melt or sour cream that breaks and sops through your food. IDK senpai i'll take the more authentic mexi burritos i get around me. one is just shitloads of meat of your choice with onions and cilantro, the other place puts refried beans and rice in too, but neither of them come with veg or cheese or too much stuff going on. just a simple burrito with red and green salsas to pour inside as you eat it.

>> No.15994919
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15994919

>>15994908
pic pt 2

>> No.15994923

>>15994891
Sd is just Oc with lower test levels

>> No.15994927

>>15994919
Ive never seen a mexican restaurant with such little selection of food.

>> No.15994930

>>15994891
yea ngl San Diego was incredible and I can see why people would want to live there. Best burrito I ever had in my life was a California Burrito in San Diego. Stayed in La Jolla, saw some seals, watched some people hang glide off of the bluffs on the beach. Did a little hiking.

LA and everything around it fucking sucks though. Holy cow. Spent like 3 weeks out there, also for work and what a difference.

>> No.15994946

>>15993234
for all the mexicans where I live, there isnt a single good burrito place.

>> No.15994951

>>15994927
because it's not tex mex, it's mexican. there aren't 18 different shrimp enchiladas clogging up the menu. everything there is pretty solid, but i swear by the burrito al pastor.

>> No.15994952

>>15993283
the one in OP has guac, yours has pico

>> No.15994953

>>15994930
San diego is more touristy. L.a. is more of a locals city honestly. Plenty to do in l.a but its not as accessible to those not in the know.

>> No.15994963

>>15994951
Eres un pendejo. Lazy ass menu. No soups. No tamales. No cabeza meat or lengua. Kill yourself retard.

>> No.15994965

>>15994953
Yea my friend lives in SImi and I visted him. His wife is asian and took us out to some Korean BBQ which was honestly pretty good. I was up in Valencia. Angeles National park was dope. Wished I had more time to spend there.

California is an outdoorsmans best friend. Absolutely every kind of biome. Would love to fish the bay area.

>> No.15994975

>>15994965
Next time you're around try lake arrowhead. Its just an hoir and a half from l.a on a bad day

>> No.15994979

>>15994908
Damn those tortas look amazing, would try

>> No.15994980

>>15994975
Will do thanks man. Any restaurant reccs?

>> No.15994986

>>15993234
The flaw is California. A cancer which should be irradiated

>> No.15994990

>>15994952
haha guaco no pico lmao

>> No.15994992

>>15993245
Yet the biggest migrations in America right now are people leaving CA and NY and moving to "flyover" states.

>> No.15994999

>>15994980
Kouraku in little Tokyo for the best ramen in so cal.

El tepechi in long beach for some of the best birria (stewed goat).

Sushi chitose in Redondo beach if its open still.

King taco is pretty good mexican food for a chain.

>> No.15995002

>>15994992
stay the FUCK out of FLORIDA

QUEDATE AFUERA DE ME ESTADO, PENDEJO

>> No.15995006

>>15995002
Post your nappy ass nigger hair

>> No.15995011

>>15995006
lol i'm white, i can just sort of speak spanish because i worked in miami for a little while

>> No.15995014

>>15993234
>California
There's one flaw already

>> No.15995015

>>15995011
I should have known when you wrote ME instead of MI.

>> No.15995021

>>15993268
>>canada

>> No.15995023

>>15993283
I want one with chorizo chilli on the cheese fries.

>> No.15995024

>>15995015
well you got the point. I'm trying you ungrateful spic

>> No.15995046

>>15995024
Pinche Marica.

Tell that to a spic to really get him mad. You're welcome.

>> No.15995059

>>15995046
i'm like almost fluent dude, I know what that means lol

>> No.15995074 [DELETED] 

>>15993323
>brown hand

>> No.15995085

>>15995059
Get out of the food service business.

>> No.15995102

>>15995085
i work in med devices

>> No.15995133

>>15995102
dildos don't count

>> No.15995141

>>15995133
tell that to your gf when you ask her why she can't cum

>> No.15995160

>>15994963
suck a dick bean boy sorry your malnourished brain can't comprehend a place choosing quality over quantity. fwiw i have yet another place i go for my pozole and another still for tamales, because i'm not a retard and I like to pick and choose places that have specialities, instead of finding a wal-mart equivalent that has everything all at once. you know you're only supposed to eat one meal at a time, right?

>> No.15995186

>>15993268
Fast food in Mississippi are lbs of crawdads from the local gas station. That shit is amazing if done well.

>> No.15995188

>>15995141
I'm gay

>> No.15995193
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>>15995188
disgusting

>> No.15995196

blacks often handle your food

>> No.15995231
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15995231

>>15995160

shots fucking fired, people still don't understand that a small menu usually means a focus on higher quality dishes

not every place needs to pump out 40 completely forgettable menu items

t. chinese

>> No.15995488

>>15993268
Milos a burger joint thats in central Alabama mostly is god tier.

>> No.15995907

>>15993261
my dad is dead bitch

>> No.15995966

>>15993245
Shut up you dirty spic

>> No.15995973

>>15993234
it's not a Lahmacun or Döner

>> No.15996798

>>15994992
And they're bring their politics with them
beware

>> No.15996814

>>15993244
spbp, nothing wrong with the food just the people

>> No.15996838

>>15993234
too much filler not enough meat

>> No.15996842

>>15995907
probably for the best so he's not around to witness your soul crushing failure of a life

>> No.15996867

I miss authentic mexican food in Chicago. I moved to the sw lastbyear and food is so shit. Cant find a decent burrito anywhere, they put pico which ruins it, they dont put crema or cheese, when i ask they dont even carry mexican cheese only cheddar and jack. Wtf is this shit? The meat is shit, tacos, tortas all shit. Cant find a good chicago thin style pizza, italian beef or smash burger if my life depended on it.

>> No.15996874

>>15994992
washouts heading into the cornfields never to return to civilization.

>> No.15996955

>>15996867
>authentic
>chicongo

>> No.15997028

>>15996955
outside LA Chicago has the biggest Mexican population. I've been to Mexico and Chicago has the best authentic Mexican food.

>> No.15997040

What makes these specific to california?

>> No.15997513

>>15993283
pico de gallo is every ingredient in guacamole minus the avocado

>> No.15997543

>>15996955
chicago has so many mexicans that chivas FC plays up there sometimes

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>>15996842
:( that wasn't very nice anon

>> No.15998834
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>>15994923
Orange Vounty is a gang ridden shithole attached to more gang ridden shitholes attached to Los Angeles in one contiguous pile of overdeveloped concrete and strip malls. It's basically an LA suburb and now they have baked in ballot harvesting so even your politics is fucked. I advocate for secession all the time.

>> No.15998841

>>15997513
carne asada burritos are best with carne, cheddar cheese, sour cream, and guacamole. pico adds tomato which offsets the flavor and the texture is gross.

>> No.15999194

>>15993234
You will eat bugs and you will like it

>> No.15999253

>>15994992
>the new fox news talking points.

>> No.15999449

>>15993244
Truth

>> No.15999462

>>15993245
How’s the move to Texas going?