/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15986897
>mustard on a burger

>>15986955
>EATING THINGS BAAAD

Mustard? Yes
French's? No

>Mustard twice on the burger
>Onions at the bottom
>One slice of cheese for two patties
>No ketchup or BBQ sauce at all
>No peppers
Whoever made this has never eaten a fuckin burger in their entire life

Yes

Unless... is there a way to put mustard inside the partty?

>>15986897
>mustard
shouldnt be anywhere near a burger
pic related is the perfect, standard definition of a burger

>>15987181
I'm fine with the pineapple but the beets need to fucking go. Just needs some mustard

>>15986897
Why didn't they label the second patty?

>>15986970
ketchup should never be on a burg you fucking mongrel

>>15987181
I wouldn’t spend money on that.

>>15986897
I can't wait for the burger limit to hit.

>>15986897
mustard, specifically spicy brown, is > ketchup on a burger any day of the week

>>15986897
For me, it's this

when did the toppings on the bottom meme start?

>no beetroot
>no pineapple

horrendous

If you ask /ck/ the only ingredient that belongs on a burger is the bread.

>>15986897
The perfect burger will never have just one condiment it will be a mixture of a few of them and some spices.

Anyway there is no "Perfect" burger the whole appeal of a burger is that you can make it to suit your tastes. Sure you can line it up really nice but making a burger perfect just takes so much away from the greatness that it is.

>mustard
it’s mayo or bust pal

>>15988018
Yeah I don't get that either.

>>15987181
weirdo

>>15987186
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>>15988018
>>15988346
Not sure when it started it could be old, but I've heard retarded youtube cooks claim that the salad catches the burger juices and prevents the bun from getting soggy.

That may be true in some cases, but I highly suspect it's not an original idea and the reason why it isn't standard constructions is because it has a severe flaw in that it causes the entire tasting apparatus in your mouth to come into contact with lettuce and shit instead of beef when you take a bite and that just makes it not taste as good during the initial biting and chewing stages of consumption. What's worse, a greasy bun or a bland bite?

>>15986897
get rid of the cheese and one of the patties add ketchup (small amount) and mayo.

>>15988378
this idiot thinks food goes in to your mouth single file in order from bottom to top when you bite a burger.

>>15987181
>beets
>standard definition
kys

>>15988591
this idiot needs to learn to read.

also futurama fucking sucks

>>15986955
the only condiment that should go on a burger is a thin layer of mayo to compliment the meat, not overpower it.

Only two things are allowed on a burger.

Dukes Mayonnaise and Kraft Singles

Kneel before mushroom and swiss

>>15988378
If this is true, would eating pizza upside down be a more tasty experience?

>>15988632
Hamburger has the bun on top and bottom to hold it together, pizza does not

>>15988640
well I tried it anyway since I'm eating pizza and a weird thing happened I had a subconscious urge to flip the bite back around in my mouth

>>15988647
What would happen if you were Australian?

>>15988656
do they even have pizza in australia

>>15987186
>>15987805
>>15988350
>>15988606
filtered, stay mad homos

>>15988021
based aussie chad

>>15986897
>>15987181
Too tall

Real mustard is spicy. French's is just sour mystery liquid.