/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15983097
Pineapple is the least wrong thing with that pizza

BASED repeat bait thread.

>>15983097
nothing /thread

>>15983097
Appropriation of Hawaiian culture.

>Appropriation of hawaiian culture.

>>15983097
Nothing its just not for me.

>>Appropriation of hawaiian culture

>Appropriation of hawaiian culture.

It isn't.
Stop listening to reddit.

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>>15983187
go back to soyjack dot party

>>15983563
reddit loves quirky food where it doesn't belong
pineapple pizza is in fact reddit the pizza

>>15983574
Reddit also loves quirky faggots where they don't belong so you should go back.

>>15983097
they don't enhance each other, which is kinda the ultimate goal of cooking. Like if i had a pizza, and i had pineapples, i would rather eat the pizza then enjoy the pineapples separately afterwards. They don't complement each other.

>>15983582
>contrasting flavors and textures are not used in cooking

Absolutely nothing. Chicken is forbidden.

>>15983603
chicken is only forbidden if you use marinara as your sauce. (see Papa John's Buffalo Chicken Pizza). They don't use marinara as the base they use a ranch sauce top it with spicy buffalo.

>>15983642
>ranch sauce top it with spicy buffalo.
absolutely disgusting
chicken works with a white/garlic sauce however

>>15983097
Pineapple and mozzarella is vile. It's not about contrasting flavors like dipshits keep whining about as their only defense. It's that that specific combination is beyond trash.
Still not as bad as bananas on pizza. Sweden seems like a silly place.

>>15983642
Freshslice does chicken pizzas with garlic sauce or alfredo sauce. I think they also have a curry sauce one, too.

Do Americans as a whole hate pineapple on pizza?
I'm an Ausfag and pretty much everyone I've met either likes it or is indifferent.

>>15983677
We invented pizza so we have the final say on what is acceptable as a topping and we say NO PINEAPPLE

>>15983097
Personally, I don't think that pineapple's sweet flavor goes well with cheese, ketchup, and meat. But I've always had pretty fucked up taste preferences, so I'm not the one to criticize.

>>15983097
pineapples dont grow in italy

>>15983097
It tastes too good. Italians are frustrated they didn't think of it and run a propaganda campaign to undermine it.

>>15984156
I hope you don't use tomato sauce on pizza, then.

>>15984169
Sorry, I misspelled, but yes, pineapple doesn't go with tomato sauce either.

>>15983677
I’d say that’s because our burgers with the lot come with pineapple. We’re used to them on savoury food

>>15983642
Huh? Do you not eat chicken parmesan? I can't wrap my head around how chicken could be bad paired with a tomato sauce on pizza; because it isn't.

>>15984180
>Savory
What does that mean? I tried to translate it to my native tongue, but ended with just another word I don't know the meaning of.

>>15984187
were talking pizza dude. im not talking about chicken parm. or sandwhiches.

>>15983109

I concur

I like pineapple on my pizza. Usually order would be something like
>pineapple
>bacon
>pepperoni
>red onion

>>15984156
>sweet doesn't go with meat
you're retarded. pork and fruit is a combination as old as agriculture. chefs with direct access to pig farms will even put the pigs on a diet of fruit for the weeks leading up to their slaughter to make the meat that little bit sweeter.

>>15983097
It's not wrong, it just depends if the person likes the umami. Same as why some girls love the taste of cum and some hate it.

>>15983097
Because Reddit told everybody it was bad

>>15983097
I find it hard to believe people really hate it as much as they let on. I like it, but can understand why some people may not like it, but they're obsessive over it. More so than any other topping they might dislike.

>>15984197
meaty. mouth watering. salt.

>>15983164
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>>15983187
Imagine taking bait this hard.

>>15983097
>tomat is fruit
>ananas is fruit
>put tomat on pizza
>no one bats an eye
>put ananas on pizza
>autistic screeching ensues

>>15984708
Tomato is a vegetable

>>15983160
Germany already started it in the 50s

>>15984715
no

>>15984725
by that logic, cucumber is a fruit, squash is a fruit, and black pepper is a fruit.

>>15984725
>scientifically speaking
Definitions and taxonomies are arbitrary social constructs and not due to any empirically observable facts

>>15983642
i like chicken and marinara

>>15984746
>not due to any empirically observable facts
Implying that "ripened flower ovary" is not empirically observable.

>>15984739
yes

>>15984746
there exists only two genders

>>15984760
"sweet plant matter between 5 and 20cm in diameter" is equally empirically observable, and equally arbitrary.

Fruits really belong in dessert or breakfast with say granola, yogurt, or cereal. Putting it with savory dishes is weird. I know the chinese dp it for sweet and sour, but having huge chinks of pineapple is unappealing

>>15984725
If tomatoes were a fruit, ketchup would be called jelly. Checkmate buddy.

Flavor preferences aside, pineapple isn’t a great pizza topping because of how wet and dense it is. Makes it more difficult to get a nice even bake without overcooking your bottom crust.

Worked in a pizza place for 4 years

>>15983097
Because Nonna didn't make it that way

>>15984812
It's not arbitrary at all you dumb descriptivist hippie. It's a technical botanical term to describe a specific type of plant structure.
>b-but that's prescriptivism you meanie
Technical language usually is, by necessity. What's your point?

>>15983650
You don't need to use mozzarella.

For the exact same reason that whisky cola is an abomination.

You have 2 great products: whisky a refined drink for adults, and cola an easy sugary boost for small children.

Each has their function and importance. You mix the 2 together you ruin both. Whisky cola is for adolescents.

>>15983574
fuck man
>be from ontario canada the birthplace of hawaiian pizza
>even as a young kid hawaiian was always one of the default pizzas at birthday parties
>by the slice places always have it as an option
kind of sucks that a food that is as good as normal in my area is a reddit thing now.

>>15983097
gotta use smaller spaced out chunks or you are gonna have a huge wet spot under the pineapple.

>>15983097
idk something about the pineapple just overpowers all the other toppings and all you taste is the saccharine sweetness from the pineapple and the dry crustyness of the dough but it does make coca cola taste good....

>>15983097
Nothing wrong, It's a meme to hate it.

>>15983650
actually bananas or even plantains on pizza is preferable to pineapple... i'd rather eat bananas and a ball of mozza and balsamic vin than pineapple with a ball of mozza... did u know bv is good w plantains too....

>>15984451
maraschino cherries??????? canned peaches???????? apples and pork????????????

>>15985318
This. The flavor is good but the texture of huge sweet juicy chunks on a pizza is unpleasant.

>>15983097
>Why exactly is pineapple wrong on pizza?
it isn't
it just depends on what other toppings you eat it with
pepperoni, gross obviously
however, pineapple, ham and blue cheese is delicious
>waaaaahhhhhh blue cheese
children need not apply

>>15984849
haha

>>15984429
Yes, reread my post. Pizza usually has both a tomato sauce and cheese (specifically mozzarella) so I'm pointing out a dish like chicken parmesan to show that it's retarded to dismiss chicken as a pizza topping.

>>15985803
you know whats retarded? Comparing chicken parmesan to a pizza. Thats retarded.

>>15985673
>children need not apply
>in a thread about pizza
the ironing

>>15985868
Wow man, I'm happy you were able rub some wrinkles together to conjure up that post. So again, if a dish consisting of chicken, cheese and a tomato sauce is fine; what's wrong with chicken on pizza?

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>>15985891
Someone of your caliber wouldn't understand.

>>15983647
Wym, cgicken and ranch were made for eachother you shifty eyed italian

>>15985909
Alright, cool. I'll continue eating delicious chunks of chicken on my pizza with nice, chunky marinara. I'll think of you when I do it.

>>15985928
Alright, cool.

>>15984739
well yeah, you're not wrong

>>15985891
i love chicken parm but chicken on pizza is gross to me unless its bbq chicken pizza with a bbq sauce base

just seems like a waste of pizza

>>15984197
Just any food that isn't sweet.

>>15985264
nothing. I'm in agreement. prescriptivism is nevessary. I just think it's arbitrary. a concensus for the sake of having a label for convenience doesn't ascend the label to any sort of objective truth. it's still just a human-defined label, and when talking about food, it's usually a counter-productive label.

>>15984197
The flavor of red meat, cooked mushrooms, soy sauce, roasted tomatoes etc. It’s essentially the flavor of the glutamate molecule - rich and satisfying but not necessarily heavy.

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>>15987712
>anons purposefully avoiding the u-word
you guys are so cute with your autism sometimes

what is it about the humble pineapple pizza that sends Italians into such a fit of rage

>>15987766
>typing savory into translator doesn’t explain
>typing umami will
Just trying to help a foreignbro understand the term for that flavor

>>15983097
I will rape you

>>15983097
it isn't but your pic looks fucking gross like an undercooked poor quality frozen pizza

>>15985284
>whisky a refined drink for adults
I bet you FUCKING love steak, cigars and bacon!

>>15983650
Pizza with bananas on it isn't even on top 20 pizzas here btw, it's just a meme.
Most people order a kebab pizza or any of the regular ones.

>>15984438
this is an EXCELLENT pizza.

the sweetness of pineapple works well with the salt of pepperoni and bacon. plain and simple. pineapple isn't great with the "ham" that pizza chains try to push on "hawaiian" pizzas but it does have a spot on the menu if you're willing to customize

>>15983160
Hawaiian pizza is canadian you nignog

>>15983097
Nothing, hating it is an internet meme like "dae le bacon" was in the 2000s

>>15983097
I can do pineapple if there is no tomato sauce with it.

>>15990755
yeah it's leafs appropriating Hawaiian culture you dingus

>>15983097
local place makes an al pastor pizza nothing will make you more pro-pineapple pizza.

>>15990980
what's the herb on top?

>>15990995
cilantro i'm pretty sure. desu when i get it i don't really notice it.

>>15991000
nice. sometimes I make a plain pizza with cilantro on top to eat as snacks over a few days. it's pretty nice but I could see it getting drowned out by the other ingredients.

>>15990980
>if you completely drown out the pineapple flavor, it's good!
At least the proportions look decent

>>15991016
you def. taste the pineapple--it's a pretty rich so the acid of the pineapple cuts through pretty nicely.

>>15983603
I often get a pan chicken and bacon pizza with ranch sauce from dominos. Its good.

>>15990980
This is the only pineapple on pizza that I'm willing to try.

Some angloid chef say that it was wrong therefore mutts stated to hate it for no reason.