/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15980045
what do you mean "workhorse"?

>>15980051
daily driver, everyday sipper, daily drinker etc. You can beat it up and it's still reliable.

>>15980045
Whatever vodka is on sale at my liqour store.

I like to mix it with seltzer.

With pineapple juice

>>15980045
For whiskey

>>15980097
For gin

>>15980045
Jameson.

>>15980045
It varies depending on my mood, but picrel is one of the finest /sippers/ under 50 bucks. It's cousin, Rowan's Creek is also outstanding, but it's closer to barrel proof, so I have to be in the mood for it. Both are Willett products, top notch stuff.

>>15980045
Vodka, plain and simple. I don't care about flavour or looking fancy, it has to work. Simple as that.

>>15980045
I understand why they call this a bartenders' drink.
Unironically, if I had to erase every other drink this it the drink I'd choose to still exist.

Three 40s a night since I came to grips with some harsh truths, November of 2019.

>>15980155
>I came to grips with some harsh truth
What was it anon?

>>15980162
(S)he's trans

>>15980162
It's a long story that I won't bore you or any other anons with. The short version is that I'm married and in love with another woman.

>>15980172
Do bore us.

>>15980172
>The short version is that I'm married and in love with another woman
Most unoriginal story there is.

>>15980144
why?

>>15980177
I'm in love with my best friend. I'm married. I met my wife and best friend both over fifteen years ago. Best friend had feelings for me when she met me but didn't act on them. Now all this time has passed and I'm the one with the feelings. I swallowed them for years until I couldn't any longer. I told my best friend everything. My wife doesn't know any of this. Time dulls feelings, so they say, and that's what happened. Best friend loves me still, but isn't in love with me anymore. The feeling of loving someone who doesn't love you back has mixed with the realization that you missed what might have been one of the biggest opportunities of your life. Combined, that one big feeling is all you think about. And there you are, head against the wall, because you blew it and there's nothing to be done. So you do nothing. I don't know what to do. I can't count the times I've thought about taking a bottle of oxycodone and blowing my brains out. I feel like I'm being ripped in two different directions and I really don't see a way out of this. I spend every second thinking about this and it's eroded what little confidence and self-esteem I might have once had. Everything I poured into the glass came out the bottom and now I just suffer in silence.

>>15980204
you are thinking like a complete simp. stop doing that.

>>15980191
It's delicious and high proof (110).
Like I say compared to every other liquor, straight, it's supreme.

>>15980204
All this to say that you don't love your wife. If you did this wouldn't tear you up like it is

>>15980132
Damn a man of fine taste indeed right here. Noah's is fucking FIRE

>>15980249
I do love her. That's what I meant by "being ripped in two different directions." Anyway, it's neither here nor there. I read a quote one time that said, "Sooner or later everyone sits down to a buffet of consequences." I did what I did and now the bill's come due. By the end of the year I suspect it'll be all over either way. Thanks for listening, pal. Hope you have something good to eat tonight.

>>15980204

>>15980045
It's good for the price

>>15980045
I haven't settled on a workhorse for bourbon yet, I keep switching between brands and trying new things. Based on what I've bought the most of though, Wild Turkey 101 is a reliable cheapo brand and Four Roses SB is a nicer bottle I buy often

>>15980204
take if off a pedestal you microbrain.
there's no one perfect. everyone gets on your nerves. if the situation were reversed, you'd be thinking the same thing about your current wife. it never ends. you'll never be satisfied.
welcome to the game, dumbass.

>>15980045
I usually take this to parties nowadays. it's pretty cheap here in Poland and tastes great straight or with hazy apple juice (we call this drink "apple pie" because that's exactly what it tastes like)

>>15980204
you'd probably tire of the other girl eventually too, that's what usually happens with relationships
go see a fucking therapist, don't just blow your brains out over a woman

>>15980220
is it sweet?

>>15980299
Cringe label.

>>15980159
Truly men's hour!

Just getting started getting into Whisky, Scotch and Bourbon. Have tried Makers Mark, Bib and Tucker and Woodford Reserve. Tried blended scotch and wasn't a fan at all, feel its too powerful and I can't enjoy it.

Was recommended to try something called Grangestone Highland Single Malt Scotch Whisky, since apparently its a great stepping stone to get into Bourbon since its got a Bourbon Cask Finish

>>15980299
>80 proof trash

>>15980155
do people really drink this swill?

>>15980204
>over fifteen years ago
>Time dulls feelings, so they say, and that's what happened. Best friend loves me still, but isn't in love with me anymore
By chance, did you gain weight and/or start balding over this period of time?

>>15980045

>>15980052
drinking daily makes you a loser. grow up

I ordered a bottle of whiskey and its been in shipping for a week now, probably lying on its side for the entire time.
Should I be worried about the cork?

>>15980497
Neither. It's just a case of people moving on.

>>15980159
>best before
based africanbros

>>15980045

>>15980132
This is pretty expensive in the UK due to limited imports I guess, like £75. Surprisingly light. Very peanutty.

>>15980739
same, based polish wokker

>>15980348
Most entry level single malts are bourbon barrel aged, since bourbon requires new oak barrels and they’re in great condition once other distillers and brewers get their hands on them.

>>15980045
The next most readily available in the UK after JD and Jim Beam, and a massive step up from both of them.

What happened to you to make you this way, anons? What made you drink first thing in the morning and all throughout the day?

I feel sorry for you guys. I want to know what caused you to be like this.

this or a chianti. love me southern italian wines

>>15980045

>>15980785
Alcohol

i gifted this to my brother
did i do good or got memed

>>15980763
Too bad that's as good as you can do. Bulleit is not bad whiskey, but here in Merica, we can do loads better at the price. Seek out Breckenridge or Elijah Craig. Roughly the same price as Bulleit, but a good amount better.

Cheers

>>15980785
I just like it, and don't feel pressured by puritan society into denying myself the same pleasure and lifestyle of all of my ancestors. I actually drink less than most of the people I know who wait for an "appropriate" time to drink and binge for a few hours. I wake up, have a screwdriver with breakfast, a riesling at lunch, and either a pinot or a nice Scotch with dinner. If I'm feeling really froggy, I'll have another glass of whatever I had with dinner, and nurse it all night long. That's a maximum of four drinks throughout a day.

dying alcoholic here, pic related is the medicine

>>15980785
>drink all day
No. I have a job. A wife. A family. I'm in my late 40s. Day drinking is for college kids and the occasional baseball game. A couple fingers of good whiskey at the end of the day is a nice treat.

>>15980045
>having a 'workhorse'
>imbibing neurotoxin liquid jew

I wish I were dead.

>>15980739
Very nice

Delicious in G&Ts, martinis, and aviations, all of which I drink pretty regularly.

And yes, my opinion is influenced by how aesthetic the bottle is.

>>15980802
tried double black?

>>15980204
Hah get a load of this emo kid. Stop glorifying the gash, retard.

>>15980865
>being a straight edge jew
lmao

>>15980090
I love that stuff, better than patron for me..

>>15980865
The fact is that the life success to IQ correlation peaks at about 110-120, any higher than that and you need to brain damage yourself to societymaxx

>>15980329
There's 215 grams of sugar per liter, so yes. In comparison, Coke classic has 106g/L. Never had Chartreuse, but that sounds way too sweet to drink straight.

I have like, 12 whisky's sitting on my fridge so I don't really have a workhorse
that said, buffalo trace is the most bourbony bourbon, it holds its own against way pricier bottles

>>15981031
Nope, Is it worth it?

>>15981080
that shits so overrated as well as everything Buffalo Trace/sazerac. They're literally selling the bottle you posted in your picture at my local grocery for $49.99. It's a joke. I remember when it was $18. Knob Creek and Wild Turkey are my go to's now.

>>15981080
Good choice. Too bad the Pappy chasers have sucked up all of this stuff.

>>15981093
it's around $30 where I live
fucking eagle rare is $60 now
I like pretty much any knob creek, can't go wrong with the 12 year especially

>>15980204
A tale as old as time, shouldn't have got married fren, women are a meme and means to make rent cheaper

>>15980785
>Live in a complex and confusing world where nothing makes sense to our monkey brains, and constant easy access to a tasty, socially acceptable and romanticized substance that takes away the anxiety, stress and gives you a nice calming hit of dopamine instead.
Couple that with many people living in really shitty and lonely situations and many people having an extra genetic predisposition to addictive substance abuse means its kinda inevitable for some people.
And to all the teetotallers that love to boast and slate addicts and alcoholics - people become this way for a reason and are usually investing massively more mental willpower into giving it up than someone who hasn't fucked their neurones and brain chemistry. People need more empathy

>>15981132
This
>People need more empathy
Also this, but that's like drawing blood from a stone

>>15980623
start looking at return policies

>>15981156
>Also this, but that's like drawing blood from a stone
Idk I apply the same logic towards addicts as I do with bitter and cruel people, and I don't think they're a lost cause (obv with sociopaths and shit you kinda have to weigh up if it's worth wasting your energy though)

>>15981132
>People need more empathy
No, fuck you

>>15981185
I love you anon even if you don't want it

>>15981166
Yeah but if it arrives say tomorrow and I can't resist opening it, would I have to worry about the aroma being potentially corrupted?

>>15981218
if i drink a twelver of these in one sitting i get the meanest headache you can imagine. shit makes me pass out from pain even though i'm 12 beers deep.

>>15981224
it's pretty bad. you taste it for awhile the next day too.

>>15980821
I mean there's usually Maker's and Woodford for around the same price, we have Buffalo Trace but it's a shitty 40% version. Eagle Rare is available in a few places but that's about it without getting into specialist whisky store territory.

>>15980204
I'm sorry anon

>>15981207
whats the ABV/proof?

>>15980045

>go to out of the way grocery because they have a shelf full of Buffalo Trace
>its been wiped clean
i mean tomorrow is delivery day, but they had those bottles there for 6 months without one moving and the ONE time I go to buy it and its fuckin gone... this is the second time this has happend in a month RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE. these fuckin metropolitan transplants are pissin me off!

don't forget to stay dry for at least two sequential days per week bro

>>15980204

>>15980308
Oh man I love this stuff. I haven't had it in years and don't even know if it's available. It mixes so well with everything.

>>15980204
must suck to be your wife

>>15981916
She probably knows

>>15980204

>>15980292
no, being married is being honest. tell her, nicely. not outright of course - don't catch broken glass in your face. but do tell her, and maybe you two can work something out together and you and her can find something new in your relationship that would inspire a new love spark in your relationship. otherwise? boring story bro.
what this guy said too >>15980324

>>15980045
Take your meds transcel

>>15982036
Why are you posting this when you've just posted it in another thread? Makes no sense

>>15980045

I love this old bitch.

>>15980045
You can't beat OGD. What other bourbon do you know has been aged 114 years? Besides, it has the BWC.

>>15980132
I don't really like Noah's for daily sipping but it does really stand out as something really unique in comparison to other bourbons.

>>15980299
>80 proof

>>15980785
Real Life
>>15980811
Do you like your brother?

>>15982677
Curious, then: what is your ideal daily /sipper/?

>>15980045
How Knob Creek 12 year?
I’ve seen it at my local grocery store for $60 and wasn’t sure if it was worth getting, I like their standard 9 year bourbon though.

>>15982725
my favorite canadian (sometimes italian) beer

>>15982863
All of the Knob Creek expressions are good, solid bourbon. They aren't anything spectacular, but they work well. Think Toyota Camry. Perfectly serviceable, even a little bit fun. If I were you, I'd spend that 60 bucks on an Elijah Craig barrel proof and have a couple bucks left over. But that's just me. Nothing wrong with your idea, the 12 is a fine expression.

>>15982871
the cans in my country are imported from japan, you should try and find them.

>>15982909
What country do you live in?
As an American I've only found Asahi brewed in Japan once, and it was tall cans. Strangely, Asahi Black or whatever is brewed there.
I've checked shittons of asian markets and stores but have had almost no luck.

I've moving to Japan soon anyways so it's not a big deal but damn the taste really is different, so I'm super jealous.

>>15982925
singapore, yeah it's the 500ml cans. although I have seen bottles of asahi here that are brewed in china, I avoid those obviously.

>>15982950
Being a rice beer the difference in different countries rice and the flavor it produces really is astonishing.

Crazy a beer I fell in love with in Japan borders on shit when it's done in different countries.

>>15982863
$60 is a tad high for 12 year at 100 proof. you can get older and higher proof for less with a store pick.

tonight, its OGD 114

>>15980204
Why did you fags have to get him started?
You're right, I got bored with that story right out of the gate.

>>15980122
Nigger

>>15980304
>you'll never be satisfied.
Accepting this is a great comfort.
In an ultimate (and very real) sense, nothing is permanent, nothing is satisfying, nothing is you. The mind seeks permanent things, satisfying things annd things to call self. Life involves realising the extent to which things are impermenant, the extent to which you aren't satisfied by things and the extent to which you weren't the things you thought.

>>15981168
It's tricky. Because we need to have more empathy and less tolerance simultaneously. Letting bad behaviour go unchecked is as ineffectual as simply judging it without helping.

>>15980155
Your poor liver

>>15983288
>GRAND DAD
>FLINTSTONES?

>>15981799
40%

>>15980045
Dewar's White Label, the gentleman's drink.

>>15983945
Ohh, yeah!
Pretty good, ngl

For me, it's a cool refreshing 1litre can of Faxe.

For me, it's a cool refreshing 1litre can of Faxe.

>>15983945
Based. My grandmother grew up in a remote Slavic village and said it reminded her of the stuff they used to brew themselves.

>>15980045
>Ohhh, it's another /alck/ thread

Piss off alchy, go and get some help....

>>15980204
And you bought this to a fucking place like 4chan?
Get help, real help.

>>15980308
Is this your favorite polish?
I went to poland once but only had the chance to sample two vodkas.
Zubrowka and Chopin.
Chopin won but that was hardly fair.

I only drink whisky made in my country.

>>15983822
probably ought to be fine. have you had the bottle before and know they for sure use real cork? some have started using synthetic which aren't vulnerable.

>>15980110
beefeater is both better and cheaper anon.

>>15984090
>gin
>good
Pick one

>>15984356
That may be the funniest SNL skit ever.

>>15980763
Soulless Diageo trash

>>15984704
And what is your burner bottle then bucko

>>15984711

>>15984718
It certainly has soul.

Pic is not related

I wish I could find old grand dad again. Probably the spirit that I "connected" with most and I've had everything from swill to high value/rare.

Paying a lot for alcohol is a memetic device

This recently.

>>15984062
>I only put DYC in my mouth

>>15984741
Ooh, is it good?
A local supermarket just started selling it.

>>15984734
>Paying a lot for alcohol is a memetic device
To a point, yes. Once you get above, I don't know, maybe 50 bucks for a bottle of bourbon, the ROI becomes very small. But there's an enormous difference between a 30-dollar bottle of Elijah Craig and a 10-dollar bottle of Old Crow.

>>15984761
nobody is talking about old crow. but there isn't an enormous difference between an 18 dollar bottle of wild turkey or old grand dad and elijah craig. except that the cheaper ones are better.

it should go without saying that nobody is ever talking about bottom-shelf. it's not part of the discussion.

>>15984754
I'm not particularly knowledgeable when it comes to beer but I've definitely been enjoying it yeah, it's pretty refreshing and has some nice citrus flavor

>>15980149
A gentleman of taste

I have hundreds of rums and this is still the gold standard I compare them all to.

>>15980610
Only loser care about not being losers

It's not terrible for bottom shelf whisky. Pretty good with ginger ale or root beer.

>>15984890
Recc me some more beginner rums please

>>15980045
DUDE i just LOVE drinking by myself at night haha it's so cool. Did you know that lots of history's greatest people drank alone by themselves? that means that I'm JUST like them! haha sure I'm destroying my liver, atrophying my muscles, shortening my lifespan and lowering my testosterone, but it's just so COOL to drink! what's your favorite whisky bros? I'm a real expert, I drink 26oz every 2 days! haha JUST like Winston Churchill, yknow. real MEN drink, that's what the movies and TV shows heavily influenced by the alcohol lobby tell me. now join me for another tall glass of 100% pure epic win my dudes, let's DRINK to that haha

>>15985335
>t.this guy

>>15985335
>i had a drink once as a teenager, threw up and everyone laughed at me. therefor alcohol bad!!

>>15980045

>>15980204
There are things in life so much bigger and more important than your gay romanfic fantasies, loser. You watched too many faggy movies and now you're trying to act them out. You self-important little shit.

>>15985973
Does this have more of a fresh grape aroma or is it more like a usual aged spirit like cognac or whiskey?

>>15986040
it's somewhere in between, it's not aged for very long

>>15986086
Are you from italy? If so, how much does it cost down there?
I'm wondering if I should buy a 700ml for 30€ in germany.

>>15980097
big brained

>>15980739
based vodka

>>15981811
noice

>>15982563
smart man, smart bourbon

>>15984972
that shit is like super sugar alcohol taste.

This is my workhorse. Otherwise it's WT101Rye or OGD114

>>15985335
>dad used to hit the bottle then me

If I'm in the mood for beer and the liquor store I'm at doesn't have anything interesting I reach for this
Solid, tasty and affordable

>>15986166
oh fuck I got memed

>>15985335
Muslim or Teetotaler? Either way, giant faggot.

>>15980204
You sound like a stupid faggot. Had you married your best friend you'd be regretting it right now.

>>15986111
yeah i paid 23 for mine maybe you can find a shop with a better price

>>15980045

>>15980204
Saved

>>15985274
Plantation 5yo, Appleton Signature Blend, Havana Club Anejo Especial

>>15980204
>Drinking over women
lmaoooo do pussybois really?

>>15980785
I like being drunk

>>15985585
>atrophied muscles
>pale, dry, wrinked skin
>complete lack of testosterone
unironically this is what 10 years of daily drinking will do to your body
>>15985967
Nope, I drink. Once every couple of months.
>>15986139
you're using the fact that alcoholic fathers abuse their children as some kind of defense of your alcoholism? your alcohol-induced brain damage is showing.
>>15986202
incel hands shook from alcohol withdrawal as they typed this

>>15980052
i don't drink every day for i am employed!
*laughs heartily in your POOR and LOWBRED face*

>>15980122
based

>>15980172
No you’re just lusting for a new woman. Grass is always greener.

>>15980159
Wow but that shit doesn't seem to exist anymore.

>>15980785
Take your average "guy in his 20s or early 30s that drinks by himself at night"
It started out when he was in his late teens or very early 20s. He was always a loner and unsuccessful with women and he figured out that drinking alcohol made for a fun night to waste time in front of the PC and even made it easier to talk to people when in social situations. Maybe he even ended up getting sex or a short-term gf thanks to the liquid confidence, but it didn't last because, at heart he was his loner self.
He drank by himself a few of times a week and then started doing it daily. When he was in this early 20s, he could get drunk and wake up after 6 hours of sleep and barely feel a hangover. Before he knew it, years had passed. Over that time, his motivation had slowly been sapped and replaced with the anticipation of that night's drinking session. As a result, he has made very little social and professional progress compared to his peers. Maybe he looks up his old school buddies once in a while and sees their smiling faces next to their wife and child, in front of their nice house.
By the time he is in his late 20s, he experiences significant hangovers in the morning, but he continues to drink. Every day is basically him waking up and feeling like shit until about 2 PM. He gets some bare minimum job tasks done between 2 and 5 PM while dreaming of that night's drinking session. When he imagines who he is, he imagines himself, drunk in front of the PC screen. Every single day, the knowledge that he has shitted away the best years of his life creep closer and closer to the surface, causing him to cling tighter to the bottle. He KNOWS he wasted his youth and will have a shitty life for the rest of his years as a result, but admitting this is too painful, so he doubles down and drinks more.

>>15980739
Based

>>15980785
Nothing in particular beyond genetic predisposition, AFAIK. I've generally had a good life with at least one supportive parent. The other, of course, was an alcoholic.
It really just boils down to being able to afford it and it never failing to make my existence more enjoyable - I never was particularly passionate about much, and don't have much desire to tap my potential. I will probably quit when it hurts more than it feels good (unless I manage to fuck my health too quickly), and life will become just that more dreary.
I would probably not drink if it was illegal out of sheer inconvenience to get it (I'm that lazy) but that's my problem, but everyone else's.

>>15986490
Well you managed to nail me 100%.

>>15984765
The best thing about bourbon is how good the $20 range bottles are compared with other whiskeys. I’d rather drink Jim beam than most single malts under $30 or even $40

>>15980204
>being friends with a woman
Lmao you’re a fucking retard.

>>15986490
>He KNOWS he wasted his youth and will have a shitty life for the rest of his years as a result, but admitting this is too painful, so he doubles down and drinks more.
The problem isn't admitting you've wasted your youth. That's easy. The dissonance allies get from this is that they find most of seemingly non-wasteful pursuits of youth to be unenjoyable and grating... which is why they turned to drinking to fill that hole.
If you removed the booze, most would have wasted their youth in a less destructive manner and still wound up displeased with their existence.

>>15986564
>they find most of seemingly non-wasteful pursuits of youth to be unenjoyable and grating
Depression and loss of motivation are common conditions stemming from chronic alcoholism. You don't drink because everything is unenjoyable, everything is unenjoyable because you drink.
Maybe this was true when you were 19 or 22 and started your daily drinking habit, since young adults commonly experience these things as well. However, you're an adult now. You would have matured into someone with passions and goals like everyone else by the time they hit their mid-20s, but the daily drinking has replaced those things with the anticipation of the next drink.

>>15986606
>Depression and loss of motivation are common conditions stemming from chronic alcoholism. You don't drink because everything is unenjoyable, everything is unenjoyable because you drink.
What a bunch of cliches.

>>15980204
Damn nigga

>>15984972
Try the Copper Pot
same price but a little more rye in the blend

>>15984062
try valdespino malt whisky

>>15980045
Pretty good alc/price/taste ratio overall, and I'm more of a whisky kind of guy

>>15986743
looks good, i will

>>15980132
Anon has fine taste.

>>15984090
Beefeater is boring.

>>15986490
100% me except skip the parts about dating and yearning for a family, I just went directly from college to playing video games drunk every night. Less messy that way.

>>15986423
>Belal El Kemal Fuckadadi has no women
>otherwise he would know women open legs when white claws or midori is presented.

>>15981811
Overated

If your workhorse is selling for 50 plus you have been memed by marketing

>>15982468
is this how you drink the gin?

>got fat
>can't drink anymore for a long time if I want to stop being fat
this sucks

>>15980122
go in on crew

>>15980204
This is the gayest thing I’ve read in a while, what an absolute faggot. Grow up kid

MÄLSÄÄ

>>15989991
I actually lost a ton of weight fasting and would drink straight vodka to get drunk it does not break the fast your body uses the alcohol as fuel.
There is no reason to be sober even when losing weight.

Always on sale for 10€ ad makes great daiquiris.

>>15980204
Lol a chick best friend

>>15986535
This what in the fuck?

>>15983945
Baserat

>>15980045
>>15980097
These are my go-to's that I always keep on hand for bourbon and rye. Best bang for your buck by far in my opinion.

For gin I like to keep aviation and strange monkey on hand, but I've usually got a few others too like Tanqueray and Hendricks.

For rums I usually have Plantation 5 year aged and Goslings black seal, haven't really settled on a go-to white rum since I don't use it much right now.

I don't drink scotch very often but Monkey Shoulder is what I keep on hand because why not.

Laird's apple brandy is the only brandy I really keep around with any regularity.

For vodka I just keep a big bottle of absolut because I only cook with it.

>>15981103
buffalo trace and eagle rare are the most memed bourbons i've ever seen on this site

I used to work in a liquor store. trace was 19.95 and rare was 23.95. at that price point, they're STILL too much. absolute dogshit swill. for 23.95, buy maker's mark or jim beam - something that's at least palatable or decent to mix. NEVER buy buffalo trace or eagle rare. I have ZERO respect for anyone who tries to tell me they're good bourbons, or "decent for the price." They aren't.

For reference, my usual drinks:

Jim Beam for any mixed drink
Knob Creek Single Barrel for sipping
231 Colorado Bourbon if I can find it for an exceptional drink

I realize I have more expensive tastes than most, especially those new to whiskey, but I assure you that Eagle Rare and Buffalo Trace will NEVER be worth your time or money. Try Jim Beam, Maker's Mark, or Bulleit as decent, entry-level bourbons. Move on to Blanton's, Jefferson's, and Knob Creek when you're ready to spend a little more.

>>15990675
sure you did, retard.

>>15980763
I use this exclusively for old fashioneds

>>15980851
Please find help brother

>>15980159
Surprised it hasn't burned a hole in the side of that jug

This stuff is relatively cheap and makes for a great base for an old fashioned or manhattan. I occasionally enjoy it neat as well.

>>15989888
>checked
>If your workhorse is selling for 50 plus you have been memed by marketing
Or maybe I'm not poor.

>>15985335
>DUDE
>posts wojak
checks out
>>15990215
>There is no reason to be sober even when losing weight.
I think you should put the bottle down for a bit

>>15980045
put it in your caesars or bloody mary margaritas for coworkers you hate.

>>15980204
Most people here are in their 20s and never had sex

>>15986490
Oof

>>15980828
The screwdriver at breakfast is unreasonable

>>15991026
what drink would be more suitable for breakfast?

I stand by my previous statement.

>>15991402
i can see you making a literal soyface in the reflection

>>15991412

>>15991412
He did it on purpose, don't take the bait

>>15991505
Also I am a tranny, I dont know if that matters

>>15990557
>giving Cuban government money
>not buying superior Jamaican rum

>>15990675
I could not believe how shitty Eagle Rare was for a 10 year bourbon and I felt ripped off at $30/750ml.

>However, Jim Beam and (((Colorado))) Bourbon

>>15990727
>lying about being a min wage counter monkey.

>>15991402
>Spain
>Whiskey
>Pick One

>>15990828
$50 is still expensive for bourbon, even if you are a richfag. Workhorses should be $25ish +20% if ABC bullshit.

>>15989991
vodka, 100% agave silver tequila, or white claws

>>15980204
don't pine for one, and fuck the other.

>>15991740
>Spain
>Whiskey
>Pick One

how is the best whisky in the world made?

>>15991740
>not lying about being a min wage counter monkey.
oh please, i know you scotchfaggots dream of being a whisky version of clerks or john cusack in high fidelity.

>>15991757
>Workhorses should be $25ish
Congratulations on your promotion to whiskey price edict maker.

Also, fuck off. I'll spend what I want.

>>15991740

>>15991766
With corn, barley, and/or rye in Appalachia or Scotland.

>>15991783
I know this is a Brazilian soccer gang meet, but once again, he was a fucking counter monkey at a liquor store.

Quit letting (((Hollywood))) live rent-free in your brain.

I did it again. I drank too much last night
I don't think I have as much control over this stuff as I pretend to. The bourbon just tastes better and better and I forget to pace myself and wind up thinking, "oh fuck I'm drunk" way too late in the night to do anything about it.

Calypso Spiced Rum.

$11.99 for a 1.75L.

I can get hammered every night for about $4.

And I do.

>>15991796
>this nigga don't even understand what workhorse means

Your mother should have swallowed or douched you in the bathtub..... but here we are.

>>15991815
Dude...I do that every night.

Don't mix it with anything but ice or water.

It's the mixers that fuck you up the next day.

>>15991813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wDAUIty17M

you should broaden your knowledge.

>>15991830
yeah it was the mixed drink and two beers I had earlier in the day
gotta stop buying beer

>>15991757
Thanks, Randal.

>>15991820
>this colossal dumbfuck doesn't understand that 'workhorse' is relative to means.

I see as bottom-shelf turd water what you see as mid-ranged daily use booze.

Go spend your EBT money, moron.

>This thread
Jesus, do you fucks not work?

>>15991922
how do you think i'm able to make it through a day of work, faggot?

>>15991866
I drink like a fish & never get a hangover unless I get a wild hair & decide I want something sweet.
My brother was an alcoholic & drank rum & coke every day & died at 45.
I'm 60 & still hold down a job.

Also I feel f'd up if I drink all day. Like on Saturday get up & hit the booze first thing & drink all day, passing out & waking up & drinking again.
I try to wait until at least noon & go slow at first.
Ideally I don't start drinking until after 6 & then I am asleep by 8:30.

>>15986127
my nigga

EW BiB for life

>>15981811
been meaning to get the double-oaked ever since I was gifted the standard for my birthday, how is it?

>>15991922
this nigga don't shitpost at work
LMAOing @ur lyfe

>>15991915
>Wild Turkey, Old Forester, and Elijah Craig are bottom shelf bourbons
>I'm so rich and cultured I still do not understand what workhorse means.

>>15991922
it's a global pandemic Anon. Don't question the narrative, wear the mask, defund the police for a national police force, nigg..... I mean African Americans are innocent. Watch television and buy buy buy.

>>15991922
How do you think we afford booze?

Every payday I go & buy 3 bottles of my daily drinker (Calypso Spiced Rum) and 2 or 3 bottles of good stuff to have a shot of & add to my collection.

These threads make me sad because it's pretty much a circlejerk for alcoholics

Best bourbon you can get for the price IMO.

>>15991994
Why would you be in a thread that you don't like?

If I see a Scat thread I don't go into it just to see what I can be grossed out by.

>>15992008
>Why would you be in a thread that you don't like?
I didn't say I don't like them, I said they make me sad because it's like alcoholics anonymous but reversed.
Also you don't need to namefag, and why the name Greg? Shit taste bro

>>15992040
It's my favorite character from a porn movie.
Taboo 2
I like to use my name so people can keep track of who said what.

>>15980204
Imagine being this self-absorbed.

>>15980299
Don't listen to those fags. This is good stuff for the price, I thought the liquor store fucked up when I first found it.

>>15980299
>>15992086
The 100 is good too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPRDZbksG9g

>>15989964
bump

i'm halfway between sober and drunk but fully sad.
https://youtu.be/4FqsISVk4mo

>>15982563
>>15983288
nice

>>15991922
If I didn't work I wouldn't need to drink afterward

>>15990578
LOL

As a upper 30 year old, alcohol makes it so I cant fuck a kid while drinking. I think it's a chemical thing.

>>15993593
i'm also jewish btw

>>15993601
No, I am English/Irish.

I kinda take offense to that assumption. Oh well.

with a good bit of ice cubes and a slice of lemon

Usually Catgoddess and Jessie/Brianna get me off on a daily basis. Especially the CG penetration vid in that grassy field.

>>15993732
are u in the right thread

>>15993761
I thought it was stuff you daily jerk it to.

>>15980204
you put the pussy on a pedestal. I did these for years with a girl I could've had in highschool. stop putting it on a pedestal, also, respect your friend and his marriage you cretin

>>15993732
are they even alive? I haven't heard those names in many /b/ years (decade it seems).

>>15993940
Yes.

>>15980785
I only drink midday when I'm off work. I never drink in the morning unless I'm on vacation in Europe or Asia somewhere.

Never fuck anxious Cambodian kids. Just a tip.

>>15994023
Go back to your discord server you fake pedo

>>15994056
Gb2 gaia fgt ;P

>>15980308
Man, my mom brought some back a few years ago. Easily one of the best liquors I’ve ever had. Pretty difficult to find in the states. Buffalo grass is illegal or some shit?

My normal go tos are Espalon or Mount Gay.

>>15985335
>I am so much better than you but I also care about you and I am totally not a loser faggot

>>15980045
mogs all whiskey

>>15993697
I don't know how anyone can drink gin.
I was getting into martinis at one time & bought some cheap gin to make one with.
The gin part of it to me tasted like rotten garbage smells.
I mean literally like a pail of rotten garbage.
I took it back to the store & got my money back & bought a bottle of expensive gin.
It had a little less of the rotten garbage taste but it was still there.
I switched to vodka martinis.

>>15980610
ok mom

>>15990820
This stuff is the best

Whatever is at hand, mostly some beer and the cheapest vodka on the corner store. Need to quit the vodka though it's really burning my stomache, but carrying al that beer home is just very inconvenient compared to some liquor.

>>15982701
Yes I do like him

This desu currently. I much prefer this over Jameson. Not sure if I'm going to rebuy when empty though.

wild turkey bourbon or rye

is there a reason why whiskey doesn't get me hungover like vodka/gin?

>>15980204
iktf. There was a decent and interesting girl in an earlier part of my life and we liked each other. I never made the move. Now I'm a lonely autist that drinks away the days. Seems the only girls are annoying bar whores and npcs. No idea where to even meet quality people. I just think back on my youth and regret that I didn't put more value and effort into my relationships with others.

>>15982725
this is one of my favorite beers but I try not to drink beer too often for reasons

>>15991922
drink the evenings and weekends away

>>15989964

Plymouth? Yes, I often drink it straight. It's a very immersive gin. I wouldn't want to muddy the flavor or scent profile by mixing it in a cocktail. Most I'll do is pour in some tonic or club soda and drop an unsqueezed lime wedge in. Only to lengthen it and enhance the gin's character. Another great gin to drink neat is Sipsmith. If you want to mix I'd suggest Beefeater. It's simple, cheap, tasty and compliments other flavors without needing to be the focus of the drink.

>>15980045
for me its tullimore dew

>>15980204
Everyone grows to hate their wife. Learn to love Mondays and channel that shit life into a great work ethic.

>>15997245
>your meaning of life should be making your boss rich
literal slave mentality

>>15997274
Then be your own boss. Stop making excuses and work hard or stay miserable. The human condition is to be at the work site lazing around will only make you miserable pick up that hammer and slam some nails IN REAL LIFE not some video game those are nothing but distractions made to intentionally keep you miserable. Don't be a slave to a sloth lifestyle be the boss in your life and make something of it.

>>15980299
An excellent mixer for the 12$ or so pricetag.

Wouldn't drink it on its own

>>15980331
dalwhinnie is shite mate

>>15995748

gin itself is nothing special that's why you mix it with tonic. tonic itself tastes like shit. it's the combination of the two that make it work magically. they have this symbiotic effect

>>15997448
IDK man, I love both gin and tonic separately.
When my dad would make them as a kid, he'd give me a glass of tonic so I guess I've always been used to the flavor

>>15998378
wow, just wow. your dad groomed you to become an alcoholic, that's child abuse.

>$9 a bottle
>no hangover
>tastes pretty good
Dangerous stuff.

Not my Workhorse. But I enjoy drinking Jaigerbombs 35% Jaiger, 65% Red Bull.
Makes my knees wobbly and slurr my words, no buzz what so ever. Genuinely very tasty though. Just bought a 20 buck bottle and 8 cans of Red Bull.

I don't understand why 4 Roses is so liked. Its not even good compared to OGD or BT

>>15980045
This goes good with root beer

>>15999266
talm bout the 4 Roses 80 proof? thats the only one I've seen in my area but I never tried it

>>15999376
small batch. it has a weird after taste.

>>15980045
Recently made the switch from 16 oz local craft beer to this shit
>way better return on investment

>>15980204
Anon the real problem is that youve staked so much of your self worth in who youre romantically with. I know you love these people but imagine if you will that you were alone romantically. Like could you live in your own skin without a romantic relationship? If the answer is no then your problems go deeper than your feelings getting pulled in two directions. Relationships only work when people have their own shit figured out first, then come together and are better together than seperate. Anything else is codependence and is quite unhealthy. Long story short get back in tune with yourself, absent anyone else. Think about who you are without relationships. Realize that self esteem coming from anywhere other than inner peace is not self esteem at all. At the end of the day you only have to square away with one person, and that is yourself. Good luck anon

>>15999528
And now anon can control their destiny. Beware.

>>15999528

High life is excellent daily drinker stuff.

Is this the absolute best bourbon you can do for the price?

>>15991757
>Workhorses should be $25ish

Perfect. My local grocery charges $25.99 for Big White Corks. >>15982563 >>15983288

>>15999455
Not sure either bro. Gives me a headache every time i drink it.

>>16000235
Wild Turkey 101 beats it

>>16000235
barrel proof and toasted barrel is in the top 5 best bourbons period

>>16000353
Wild Turkey 101 beats everything. Fuck. Liquorkino.

>start a new bottle of scotch
>sometimes dont like it
>sometimes love it
>always end up liking nearly every bottle i've bought as i've worked through it in a week or so
I can't tell if its somehow the scotch is getting better as i get deeper into the bottle or if its my tastebuds adapting, but fuck i love scotch.

Ardbeg.
Ardbeg?
Ardbeg.

>>15980155
What's the hangover experience been like? And have you noticed shifts in your alcohol tolerance?

>>15980090
Based anon

>>15986246
Based.

>>16000579
Ardbeg is a top 3 fav but not a daily drinker. Daily drinker should be less than $35.