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Mayonnaise is fucking disgusting

>> No.15971422

ok zoomer

>> No.15971426

>>15971420
Kill yourself tranny

>> No.15971430

not true but tartar sauce is where its at

>> No.15971437

NOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST WHIP OIL AND EGG YOLKS TOGETHER IN A BOWL!?!?! STOP ITTT!!!!!

>> No.15971441

>>15971426
Tranny's love mayonnaise.
It reminds them of the life seed they'll be taking in their every hole.

>> No.15971443
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>>15971420
you prefer cum dont you

>> No.15971447

>>15971420
Depends on it's use.

I hate mayo on burgers and hot sandwiches. With the exception of a tuna melt.

>> No.15971500

%triforce

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>>15971420

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>>15971420
t.

>> No.15971533

>>15971420
Agreed.

>> No.15971535

B A S E D

Mixing mayonnaise into tuna is a crime punishable by an eternity in hell.

If i was a tuna i'd rather rats eat my body than get it mixed with the devils jizz.

>> No.15971538

>>15971447
The trick is to put mustard on the patty and mayo on the bun. You uncultured boomer

>> No.15971551

>>15971420
What's worst is that it is sneakily added into everything. Like who are you to assume I want this cum cream on my ham and cheese?

>> No.15972123

>>15971420
Do you feel better now OP? there's nothing like going on to a back water image board and telling a bunch of faggot losers how much of a pretentious git you are. Thank you for baring your soul to us Caspar Milquetoast.

I can now sleep well tonight knowing that somewhere in the world some Fopdoodle is unable to handle a common condiment.

>> No.15972133

>>15971420
non whites off my board now

>> No.15972148

>>15971420
mix it with a little lemon juice, mustard, and tobasco. you'll question why other sauces are even needed

>> No.15972210

what about mayonnaise and banana?

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>>15971420
IT'S GOOD FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.15972383

>>15971420
too spicy for you there Evan?

>> No.15972964

>>15972263
Swedes takin the piss out of jews was so good

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>>15971420
Get a good mayo instead of some mass-produced stuff, or even make it yourself.

>> No.15972992

>>15971420
ok, nigger

>> No.15972999

>>15971535
>gets triggered by mayo
>is reminded of his Dad's jizzy HIV cock
nigger detected

>> No.15973008

>>15971551
nigger detected

>> No.15973048

>>15972970
Isn't there a hot female Ronald?

>> No.15973133

>>15971420
yeah, it's a bit too spicy for me...

>> No.15973136

>>15971420
Nig

>> No.15973323

>>15972210
Don't tell me people actually do this shit

>> No.15973325

>>15971420
Then why does it taste so good?

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>>15971420
Relevant

>> No.15973336

>>15973323
I recently lost a friend who had COVID-19 who made the best mayonnaise and banana sandwiches

>> No.15973349

>>15971528
>right to left comic

Actually kill yourself

>> No.15973357

>>15971420
Absolutely agree, what the fuck is wrong with mayonnaise
I just don't like the taste, even if its "Good stuff" or cheap trash. Fuck ketchup, too, watery sugar shit.

>> No.15973375

>>15971420
You don't eat it straight out of the can, you fucking idiot.

>> No.15973395

>>15971430
yes, tartar sauce is much better than mayonnaise.
but then again, theres a lot of different types of tartar sauces