/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15968698
Why does a guy who cooks food for a living have such a huge ego?

No wonder ((((they)))) did him in.

Everybody’s been asking me, ‘What on earth are you going to say at Bourdain’s roast? He’s been shit-talking your name everywhere.’ And I’ve been saying, ‘Don’t you worry about me. I won’t touch him with a 10-pole, because smack-talking Bourdain would be like hitting a piñata full of shit.’ Real messy. I want everyone to understand that I’m going to be the bigger man. I’m going to take the high road. I wouldn’t dare come up here and call Anthony Bourdain any of these things that people have called him: No-good, loud mouth, jerkoff, wannabe authority, pseudo rebel, nerd, shit-talking, blow hard, celebrity-seeking, Eric-Ripert coattail, Mario Batali ass-kissing hate monger... Jose Canseco of the food world, snaggle tooth, Lurch-looking motherfucker. No, I’m here to take the high road.”

Anthony, I gotta ask a question, why do you hate me so much brother? ... Is it because you went to a fancy culinary school and I didn’t? I hear you’re the only one in class who did most of his cooking with a spoon and a Bic lighter."

“I don’t like him making fun of people, and I don’t like him talking shit. And he’s never talked shit to my face. I know he’s definitely gotta have issues, 'cos the average person doesn’t behave that way. It’s not that I’m not open to the reality that the food world was like this from a few people’s perspective. It’s just, What are you doing? What is your instigation? You have nothing else to fucking worry about than if I have bleached hair or not? I mean, fuck.”

>>15968698
Small dicked dude that feels threatened by successful women #489013

>>15968717
tell me thats real

>>15968723
It is.

>>15968717
Savage.

>>15968717
>pseudo rebel
OUCH

>>15968698
I'd need citation to believe he said all of this, but I can believe it. That being said, and acknowledging he was an annoying miserable hipster cunt - was he wrong?
No, he wasn't. Except maybe that man vs food thing, lmfao chill the fuck out tony the show is 90% about local restaraunts, same for DD&D

>>15968818
https://www.mediaite.com/food/anthony-bourdains-top-5-insults-to-fellow-celebrity-chefs/

>>15968827
Neat!. He still right about rachel ray and sandra lee though.

But them titties.

>>15968698
>tfw I actually like Paula Deen(z)

But only her recipes, I can't fucking watch or listen to her at all. Her chicken soup is the bees tits

Still cant believe he is gone...

>>15968834
what? her food is awful, it's just badly cribbed southern cuisine, her actual restaraunt was garbage. Just cause she said the gamer word in public doesn't mean she can cook

>>15968833
I would def fugg Rachael ray

>>15968843
I would hate fuck young Rachel Ray but I would be old media emperor christmas cake Rachel Ray's live in pool boy and dick slinger.

>>15968818
most of those local restaurants are gimmicky frozen food tier shitholes too, don't defend them

>>15968833
Her head is very big.

>>15968856
she has large jowls for fitting nuts in her mouth like a squirrel

>>15968851
Most of them were decent local places. Usually it was just the headliner with the food challenge that was shit.

>>15968847
I would still fugg 2020 Rachael Ray

>>15968698
>On Sandra Lee: “So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking? Hasn’t it happened already? I think we have a pretty good idea what that a creature would look like if that happened. It would be called ‘Semi-Homemade,’ and she has a show on Food Network already.”
Adam Ragusea is just male Sandra Lee, prove me wrong.

>>15968698
>Bourdain was a colossal pretentious faggot
we know, but No Reservations still mogs the absolute shit out of anyone else's show

>>15968836
Nice try nigga. Thats the jew rap mogul behind Def Jam.

>>15968717
>I hear you’re the only one in class who did most of his cooking with a spoon and a Bic lighter."
Kek

>>15968842
yeah a lot of her stuff looks trash and probably is but i've been making this a couple/few times a year and it's so fucking good

https://www.pauladeen.com/recipe/the-ladys-chicken-noodle-soup/

>>15968892
except when he's eating warthog anus and all the tribals are fucking laughing at him for being a retard.

>>15968897
That's beyond brutal. Literally vaporized him on the spot.

>>15968905
it's all about the Vietnam episodes

>>15968903
>1 teaspoon Paula Deen Lemon Pepper\ Seasoning
>3 chicken bouillon cubes
>heavy cream
>to taste Paula Deen Seasoned Salt
lmao

>>15968892
>No Reservations still mogs the absolute shit out of anyone else's show
Anthony is dead. I won

>>15968717
Very nice but there’s no way Guy said that. He’s too good natured and probably idolized Bourdain.

>>15969042
>idolized Bourdain
he doesn't seem like a pseud so I doubt this

>>15969042
Wrong

https://www.grubstreet.com/2012/10/anthony-bourdain-roast.html

>>15968698
Bourdain is dead and they're all alive and happy.

>>15968716
He wrote about food for a living, actually. He's also dead.

>>15968867
Stop mentioning that pretentious manchild

>>15969032
and then they ran him out of town lmao

>>15969290
?

>>15968698

This sounds like the ramblings of a suicidal man who self-hates and can’t stand others receive attention. Jordan Peterson is identical.

>>15968717
Wtf I love Fieri now

>>15969320
picrel, Bizarre Foods guy talked shit about Asian food in Minnesota and said he was going to rescue the people from mediocre Asian food

the city council, the public, and the restaurants of the area told him to fuck off and his restaurant closed shortly after opening, iirc

>>15968698
Gordon Ramsay also hates Ainsley Harriot, there's always going to be a split between the kind of cook who's ultimately an entertainer and the kind of cook who treats the job insanely seriously because they're entrenched in the restaurant industry.

>>15968717
>it's real
lmfao

>>15969440
Ainsley Harriot is a cool dude while Ramsay is a total faggot. Can't even make a grilled cheese LMAO.

>>15968698
Mostly agree but
>On Sandra Lee: “So you’re talking someone that’s as stupid and talentless and messed up as Britney Spears cooking?
That's kind of the point, yes? A cooking show for folks who don't wanna bother spending time cooking or learning to cook.

And Britney Spears isn't talentless. She's clearly talented at what she did, even if it wasn't your cup of tea.

>>15969452
I think Ramsay is worth his salt in the restaurant biz but if you've read Bourdain's book you know how insanely taxing that is and anyone who runs that gauntlet starts to get a bit smug and superior, Harriot is a load of fun and clearly not a bad cook but I guess Ramsay is mad he treats cooking as fun and not some sort of grueling masochistic love letter

I never understood why /ck/ hates Bourdain.
>The more obscure something is, the better
>Any person he doesn’t like is absolute talentless garbage who should kill themselves.
>Any thing he doesn’t like is complete shit which shouldn’t exist, and only enjoyed by ignorant plebs who shouldn’t exist.
>Really just trying to cope with being a miserable piece of shit
He’s literally most of this board incarnate.

>>15969492
I don't hate Bourdain. I think people are just amused by his combative personality and arrogance.

>>15968698
he used up all his serotonin shooting up dope and was just depressed as fuck the rest of his life trying to forget about it by drinking and eating.

>>15969492
i know it infuriates me

>>15968716
>Why does a guy who cooks food for a living have such a huge ego?
Have you ever met a chef? They're all ego-maniacal alcoholics.

>>15969492
if there's anything /ck/ hates more than other people it's themselves. if tony b is like /ck/, /ck/ must hate him.

>>15969492
People hate him because of the people worshipping him. It triggers /ck/s contrarianism more than his elitism elevates him, especially since theres a lot of unapologetically low brow people on here. /ck/ is like the plebbiest interest-specific board on here.

>>15968698
Heroin addict with an ego, neat. You'd think someone that got pushed because of his parents connections would be a little more humble.

>>15968698
>On Man Vs. Food: “The show confirms their worst suspicions—that Americans are fat, lazy, slothful, [and] wasteful. I know what [the viewer] is thinking, ‘America is a terrible place. I want to join ISIS.'”

based

>>15969492
Bourdain was literally a cuck.
Cant respect cucks.

>>15969614
>You'd think someone that got pushed because of his parents connections would be a little more humble
Would you, though?

>>15969605
>>/ck/ is like the plebbiest interest-specific board on here
>he says this when /tv/ exists

>>15969492
Every town has every cuisine now. There's nothing special about eating soup in malaysia while sucking transexual prostitutes off.

>>15969458
Yeah it's a classic giveaway if someone reaches for basic bitch pop culture punching bags to pepper their speech with. Britney Spears isn't talentless by any means.

>>15968698
when is Tony going to get up off his lazy ass and make some more TV shows?
he's was always entertaining and watching him always brightened my day

>>15969605
Yeah I can't think of any other board which outright embraces the most low brow, pulpiest, bottom-tier pop culture part of their board's topic OTHER than /ck/. I respect it though, this board isn't as pretentious as most other boards and that's a good thing.

>>15970030
He is dead dude. You been in a coma lol

>>15968698
based

>>15970039
This, /ck/ is undoubtedly one of the best boards.

>>15969892
Good point, I tried not to count Reddit though

>>15968698
I’m looking but I don’t see any food or cooking in this post.

>>15970207
You don't see how a chef is cooking related? Damn anon I'm sorry you're retarded.

>>15968698
This dude was so pretentious, he had some serious problems, but I usually agree with what he says I just wouldn't have said it.

>>15969492
I like him but his gay flame wars are stupid and hes so much more pretentious than a smack addict is allowed to be.

kek

based

>>15968698
Kek, he did the main prep at some spirit cooking parties, grew a conscience, and got whacked. Don’t be like Tony - stay away from Satanists.

>>15968717
>I hear you’re the only one in class who did most of his cooking with a spoon and a Bic lighter.

>>15968698
All I have to say is: these are the ramblings of a bitter, angry little man who’s projecting his misery on others.

I think the embarrassing end to his life proves that.

>>15968698
You guys dunk on him for being a miserable cunt with nothing nice to say about anyone or anything but you guys are the exact same way lol

>>15969605
>>15970039
/tv/ is militantly low brow too, and also one of the most fun boards

>>15970676
Yeah, but he got to be a millionaire doing it and I’m a poor cunt so fuck him

>>15970691
I think im being 100% honest when I say if I had to choose between being the way I am now (poorfag) for the rest of my life - or have his life i'd stay this way.

At least I can be happy with my gas station ice cream cone and a walk in the park

>>15969343
>Jordan Peterson is identical
Why is the emotional impulsiveness to inject irrelevant things you dislike into the conversation so common amongst (((you people))).

>/tv/ is militantly low brow too, and also one of the most fun boards

>>15970713
Find another dad simulator

>>15969858
Yeah, I’d be pretty embarrassed if everyone knew I was only there because of my mommy and daddy and not my own skill

@15970727
Nice selfie faggot

>>15970740
That's called a mirror

>>15970676
>being a miserable, self righteous cunt on an anonymous Vietnamese basket weaving forum that encourages that behavior to other anonymous miserable self righteous cunts
>being a miserable, self righteous cunt in real life where your comments follow you into perpetuity, you have a debt to your viewers/fans, and it becomes an inescapable facet of your being
Big difference pal

>>15968717
hahaah holy shit

flame shirt man spitting straight FIRE

>>15969614
He didn’t mention this in kitchen confidential

>>15970731
>inserts hate about a person irrelevant to the topic
>begins projecting daddy issues
Okay

>>15970764
>cries when someone insults his daddy simulator
Okay

>>15969492
He wanted my race to go extinct, got cucked by a minor. Simple as

>>15970769
That’s the fastest I’ve ever seen a direct reply. Are you lonely desu?

>>15968698
>Paula Deen
A good buddy of mine works for the company that takes care of her pool. He said she's basically Mom from Futurama. The whole time they're there working she'll be walking around on her phone, swearing like a longshoreman, and chain smoking Virginia Slims. The drug reps that come to my office will bring lunch from Lady and Sons sometimes and it's just terrible. I grew up on real homemade soul food and hers has just become mass produced garbage

>>15970683
/tv/ is incredibly middle brow and is easily the worst board. It's normalfag central.

>>15970903
It’s ground zero for banter and shitposting though

>>15968698
>arrogant know it all faggot crumbles under his delusions of superiority and commits suicide
>everyone forgets about him
>time marches on
many such cases

>>15970914
If that's what you call banter then your friends must be depressing

>>15968698
>talentless hack gossiping about peers in 50s like a teen
>is a jew
no wonder the guy killed himself, he was a fountain of insecurity

>>15968698
Why are (((they))) so neurotic?

>>15968698
Why does he look like a Neanderthal with FAS

>>15970450
Only Gilbert can throw your so fat jokes and pull it off.

>>15970931
Based.

>>15970931
Fagdain BTFO

>>15968698
I liked Bourdain's show, but he was such an arrogant asshole sometimes. Who gives a fuck if middle aged women watch Rachael Ray?

>>15970651
I know funny, and that was a little bit funny if not funny all around funny.
Tony should host another show. I always like his writing.
What, did he go into hibernation?

>>15971662
lmao

>>15968698
It feels that everyone who is in-tune with death or sees the practicality in suicide will say whatever they want to, but broken souls obsessed with v*cc*n*s who are afraid of death are some of the most dishonest and brainwashed people you'll ever meet. but this is the world without religion or worse with no philosophical enlightenment

>>15970039
I'd just like an actual thread about cooking once in a while.

>>15972911
Point out an anon that can actually make food instead of just inhaling it then.

>>15968717

>>15970351
This thread has been a shit show of celebrity rage boner and the janny should have deleted it from the git go. Off topic. Delete this thread or be a hypocrite.

>>15972926
There is a restaurant in California that flash freezes food, then they grind the food and trap the flavored air. Which you're supposed to inhale and catch the flavor on your tongue.

>>15968698
I never until now realized Guy Fieri wears fire themed clothing and has "Fiery" as his name

>>15968717
>I hear you’re the only one in class who did most of his cooking with a spoon and a Bic lighter."
holy fuck

>>15970733
You can't have met many people who got where they are through nepotism. They parade it around as a mark of pride.

>>15968717
>I hear you’re the only one in class who did most of his cooking with a spoon and a Bic lighter

>>15968698
>On Man Vs. Food: “The show confirms their worst suspicions—that Americans are fat, lazy, slothful, [and] wasteful. I know what [the viewer] is thinking, ‘America is a terrible place. I want to join ISIS.'”

Bourdain has always been a self-hating cuck.

In Kitchen Confidential he describes a trip he had to take to Japan, as a restaurant his boss had over there was failing and he was tasked with saving it by looking at the menu and so on. He basically hails the Japanese all the way, meanwhile demeaning himself for being too tall and so "unjapanese" or whatever. Pretty pathetic.

>>15968717
He has earned the flame shirt

I can only imagine the bitter disgust and disdain he boiled inside while filming among 3rd worlders

>>15969492
>He’s literally most of this board incarnate.
thats why

>>15973659
This is the only good part of Kitchen Confidential regarding Japan

>>15969440
>>15969452
>>15969471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPsHgxT2cy8
this video demonstrates what Ainsley is all about
>Africa
>Simple food
>cultural/lifestyle aspect of food
in the early '90s he also sent a message to the little black boys that were the second generation after Windrush: you don't have to be a hard man and a yardie just because you're black

>>15969492
>>15973911
exactly. we call one another niggers and faggots non stop, why would he be any different

>>15974629
that show where he took that old crypt keeper judge from that dancing show out to a bunch of foreign restaurants to try and introduce him to more foods than fish and chips, ham and egg or steak and kidney pudding was pretty great
ainsley is a treasure

>>15974272
The book has its funny moments.

>>15974629
Love the part of this episode where he goes to do a picnic grill with a woman and a monkey steals their food

>>15975277
Bourdain fucking trashing an interview because he misheard "what do you know about meat" as "what do you know about me" is unbelievably stupid

>>15968717
touch the flame shirt and u will get burned.

>>15969049
“You can’t top Anthony’s love for exotic food. Anthony will never forget the time he ate sheep’s testicles but he was probably too drunk to remember the time he ate Guy Fieri’s.” — Mario Batali

>>15968717
Based mayor of Flavortown.

>>15969428
Sounds about right. I spent a lot of time up there because I had a lot of family in the area and I distinctly remember all Chinese food being bad, no surprise they had to run him out for telling the truth and offering real competition. I also remember a lot of immigrants getting houses straight up given to them by local churches and then going on the news and complaining that social services weren't expansive enough to take care of their 12 fucking kids.

Still no food or cooking to be found.

>Cucked so hard he kills himself

>>15968717
>I hear you’re the only one in class who did most of his cooking with a spoon and a Bic lighter.

I didn’t know it was possible to be this based

>>15968717
>I hear you’re the only one in class who did most of his cooking with a spoon and a Bic lighter."
DAMN

>>15968717
Guy stop! He's already dead!

>>15968698
doesn't rachel ray make dog food now?

>>15968717
bourdain bros...

>>15968698
god damn lol who hurt him

>>15969492
he fucked kids in south east asia

Look at all this food and cooking

>>15968717
Wtf i love guy fieri now

If he was still alive he'd hate Molly

One of the last food industry writers to tell the truth

>>15969492
I liked him until he became the ultimate simp and killed himself over a girl instead of doing a chad murder/suicide.

>>15974272
This never happened

>>15969492
He took great joy in ruining the dreams of vulnerable people who thought they could apprentice under him but may as well have been a professional ball polisher when there was a chance of getting his lights punched out or hurting his public image.

>>15968717
Damn this made me switch teams. Guy > boards in

>>15977354
>Chinese
>Jewish
I hate her too, but only because she's the exacta of evil. Great tits though.

>>15977588
Based

>>15968717
>mfw this 100% real
wtf I love Diners, Drive Ins and Dives now

>>15968698
anthony bordain seems like the type of dude that orders some weird asian sauce on his wings, and makes fun of people who get buffalo sauce on their wings