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post cooking and food webms

>> No.15960335
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>> No.15960340

>>15960330
I, too, enjoy Chinese Communist Party propaganda thinly disguised as cooking videos.

>> No.15960343
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>> No.15960377

>>15960340
I find it hilarious, there's no way some beautiful young chinese woman is well kempt, living in a kino rural area, and doing all sorts of farm work. Some rich bastard would have married her and taken her out of such a place.

>> No.15960406

Isn't Youtube banned in their country?

>> No.15960464

>>15960406
Yes, but the propaganda is aimed at Westerners.

>> No.15960470

>>15960406
>>15960464
This. There's plenty of stuff banned in China that they actively push in the west for propaganda and/or destabilization purposes. They know what they're doing and it's working.

>> No.15960476

>>15960340
The ideals and values in those videos are attractive to a normal person. CCP propaganda > mutt globohomo.

>> No.15960482

>>15960476
There's no question the videos are great and very beautiful. I agree. So long as you understand what they are, enjoy.

>> No.15960492

>>15958064
Congrats on lowering the bar on who fits in your definition of 'wealthy enough" while also agreeing with me and unintentionally excluding the majority of young families. $100 per person in your example is rather expensive for a child/ren that can not appreciate it.
The Dane below you is on point! Calling out your localized anecdotal bias like a pervert on a hotline.

>> No.15960503

>>15960470
I too watch Chang Uncensored anon.

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>>15960330

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>>15960492

>> No.15960566

>>15960340
I can't wait til they do one on preparing bear bile.

>> No.15960609

>>15960522
My ability to be petty will not be deterred by mere memery!

>> No.15960648

>>15960340
>>15960377
>semi attractive Chinese girl
>it MUST be propaganda!
I wouldn't be surprised if Liziqi was propaganda with how overproduced her videos is, but anybody with a DSLR could make the same quality of videos as Dianxi

>>15960406
She got started on Weibo

Also everyone and their mom uses a VPN.

>> No.15960810

>>15960377
whose to say she hasn't already been married by some rich rural dude? I just looked her up and it looks like she lives in a multi generational home which would explain why it's so nice

>> No.15960834

>>15960648
Started with Weibo (Chinese Twitter) then why isn't she on Youku (Chinese Youtube)?

>> No.15960840

>>15960340
Well if that's supposed to be propaganda they're gonna need to step up their game from watery meat paste that then gets boiled twice.

>> No.15960876

Everybody knows it's propaganda. They are trying to use their soft power to improve their image. There is no reason why somebody would spend that much effort on a banned website when you could easily use your domestic website with millions of more viewers. That said, I do enjoy the artistic effort. Think of it more like a movie and less a documentary.

>> No.15961167

>>15960876
>There is no reason why somebody would spend that much effort on a banned website when you could easily use your domestic website with millions of more viewers.
there's nothing stopping you from uploading to both
there's next to zero required effort to profit from both platforms
some of the dumbest most retarded logic I've ever seen, you must be an American I presume?

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>> No.15961462

>>15960520
>vegetarian parmesan
sawdust ?

>> No.15961745

>>15960834
who said she isn't?

>> No.15961774

>>15960482
>So long as you understand what they are
Every fucking mutt vid is propaganda too, promoting gluttorny, excess, food as entertainment and show, and consumerism. Yet i dont see you pointing this disclaimer in those vids. Eat shit mutt, glad youre so afraid of the chinese, as you should.

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>> No.15961813

>>15961801
>Cooked carrot
*Pukes*

>> No.15961818

>>15960330
Is this the pink slime liberals always fearmonger about on facebook?

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>> No.15962002

Here we go, it's the butt hurt europoster ready to dump his "hilarious" collection if misnamed webms.

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>> No.15962143

>>15962104
I wish I had a face like that so I could get into standup comedy. I have to work too hard on my delivery because I'm so plain looking.

>> No.15962172

>>15961462
probably just yellow colored nutritional yeast

>> No.15962197

>>15962104
>>15962143
Little Jimmy is looking kinda rough these days

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>> No.15962380

>>15960335
>tomato beef ball stew
>ball
What did they mean by this?

>> No.15962905
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>>15960330
>60330▶>>15960340 >>15960520 >>15961818
> post cooking and food webms

>> No.15962988

>>15962380
a sphere

>> No.15962999

>>15960340
Compared to all the propaganda coming out of the west telling me how evil white people are, this is fairly enjoyable.

>> No.15963029

>>15962197
thats how jimmy looks at tranny cocks

>> No.15963229

>>15960340
wtffff I love china and the ccp now? because this is very clearly how the average chinese citizen lives and I cannot wait for my country to be assimilated into greater china!!!! fucking idiot. Or what do you think this so called propaganda achieves? How is it any different from western cooking videos where the cook clearly has an above average quality of life and kitchen equipment?

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>>15962999
Fucking this.

>> No.15963243

>>15960492
If you go to the middle of the cbd it's about 150-200 for a 3-5 course meal not including drinks.
But that's half location I reckon because I have been to a few and they are all good just the price is more in the cbd.

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>> No.15963284

>>15963238
what do they do with the thin strips of cheese

>> No.15963307

>>15963284
He's throwing them on the ground, my initial thought was that they were cutting the edges to free the inner cheese from the wrapping.

>> No.15963316

>>15961392
Imagine the sweet diamond-speckled log he passed after this

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>> No.15963402

>>15960335
i wanna cook w a shovel

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>> No.15963422

>>15960330
>>15960335
Interesting technique of poaching the balls and the fry them. This way, they maintain their shape.

>> No.15963445

>>15960330
>>15960335
This looks like way too much effort for what it's worth.

>> No.15963487

>>15961813
wym? cooked carrot is sweet like yam.

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>>15960520
Why do videos with this camera angle and editing style piss me off so much? The more quirky the editing is, the more annoyed I get.

>> No.15963743

>>15963388
If he stops smiling, he stops living

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>>15960520
>vegetarian parmesan

>> No.15963754

>>15960810

>multigeneration home

lmao she lives with mommy and daddy

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>>15963730
Because you have autism, as expected of an anime poster.

>> No.15963797

>>15963730
Happens to me too and havent quite managed to figure out why. I think it has something to do with uncanny valley but applied to food. Like it looks like some kiddie art project mixed with advertisement media language, id rather starve than eating that soulless "food". Also it looks like theyre playing with the food, which is taboo for lots of people. Also cooking and food is somewhat a private and human space, and this kind of corporate editing is like an invasion in that private space. Id chop the hands off of all those redditors that do videos like that.

>> No.15963821

>>15962905
So smol

>> No.15963832

>>15962104
>this guy is whiter than 99% of /pol/

>> No.15963853
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>>15963413
That's what he gets for keeping the jacket on

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>> No.15963942

>>15963940
Water cutters are based

>> No.15963946

>>15962905
Is that ja/ck/

>> No.15963965

>>15963946
It is.

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>>15962104
Anyone got the source on this?
I want to see more of him.

>> No.15964229

>>15960406
>>15960470
I bet you two are dumb enough to believe that typing Tiananmen Square cuts a chink's internet access.

>> No.15964258

>>15960648
Bro vpn or not, using YouTube is forbidden. That girl got like what, hundred thousand views and subscribers ? How could the CCP not be aware of it ?

Only reasonable answer is that she's doing that shit with their backing, or at least their agreement.

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>>15963730
It should. Most of those recipes filmed that way try to fit in that quirky bite-sized format for social media and people with low attention spans. It's incredibly soulless and it forsakes displaying the entire personal, physical and human aspects of cooking in favor of this form of presentation that's tailored for viewing by people scrolling mindlessly through their social media feed.

>> No.15964277

>>15964269
>Those knife skills
Are women just generally incompetent, like small children?

>> No.15964283

>>15962104

is that Jim Norton?

>> No.15964445

>>15960340
Oh you hating the china but you need to look at the trump . I use my 3000 year ancestor to curse in your language of 100 word . You mother get thr corona wirus .

>> No.15964510

>>15961813
I practically never ate vegetables during my childhood because my mom would always make steamed greens for our meals, and by steamed I mean boiled to a mush.
It wasn't until I moved out I learned that vegetables actually could be tasty.

>> No.15964768

>>15962047
>>>
That is German trash tv. Staged even though the woman is a fat pig, still it is German.
I hate to admit how deep my fellow countrymen have fallen but I can not let the U.S. take the bullet for our own cultural failure.

>> No.15964801

>>15963770
anime website

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>> No.15964838

>>15961774
is this your first webm thread or something?
like 90% replies are just dunking on whatever is posted
you don’t think people actually enjoy watching jack cook for real do you

>> No.15964846

>>15964814
haha how does he get out?

>> No.15964864

>>15964846
He uses the eggsit?

>> No.15964868

>>15963388
I love this guy, fucking based.

>> No.15964952

>>15964269
I know this is a troll video but the knife work makes me really squeamish

>> No.15965002

>>15964952
It's not a troll she had a youtube channel with a few videos but took them all down awhile ago.

>> No.15965009

>>15964952
>he wasn't on /ck/ for Mary's tomato sauce pasta
fucking newfags

>> No.15965277

>>15965009
>Mary's tomato flavored oil

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>>15965009
>>15965277
Your oldfag clout would be a little more convincing if you knew her name

>> No.15965362

>>15960377
Reminds me of the girl from chef wang gang's videos. One of his apprentices is like his cousin I think, she is super cute as far as Chinese girls go. They are also in super rural china so it doesn't really add up

>> No.15965372

>>15963316
There's not going to be any logs. Just pure corn coming out.

>> No.15965390

>>15962143
Jerry Seinfeld made a whole career on his observations as a regular guy

>> No.15965408

>>15964180
His channel is called "Bruno Diferente"

>> No.15965410

>>15960520
Sweet potatoes are just too sweet. They rarely taste good at all

>> No.15965422

>>15960330
1989年,中国共产党政府在天安门广场屠杀了数百人。 在此之前,共产党领导的一场运动导致数百万人挨饿。

1989年,中國共產黨政府在天安門廣場屠殺了數百人。 在此之前,共產黨領導了一場運動,這場運動導致數百萬人挨餓。

>> No.15965464

>>15965390
Except this anon probably doesn't belong to the Tribe.

>> No.15965474

>>15965390
With excellent delivery

>> No.15965492

>>15961813
it's probably unnoticeable if you mix it up into the rest of the sloppa

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>> No.15965553

>>15963940
hmm, i love erosive particles in my food

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>>15965408
Thanks, anon.
I showed that webm to some O&A fans I chat with and there were of course calls for more.

>> No.15965564

>>15965538
I'm canadian, and other than on ice cream or waffle/pancakes/doughy breakfast, I hate maple syrup. And it's EVERYWHERE. Maple Chipotle this, Maple Chipotley that, maple bacon, maple bourbon, goddamit.

>> No.15965569

>>15965564
On the one hand I feel bad for you, on the other hand you are still a leaf and so I feel obligated to tell you to fuck off. Nothing personal.

>> No.15965631

>>15962380
while those beef balls are not perfect spheres, most people would recognise them from that description.

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>> No.15965664

>>15963394
That's a big potato

>> No.15965669

>>15961972
>pures leben
>murrican
ein verdammtes blatt

>> No.15965696

>>15964814
i justaw

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>>15965644
>semen resembling dripping sauce

>> No.15965707

>>15965664
For you

>> No.15965712

>>15963940
i would not eat that shit.
partly because of the shit that gets blasted with water onto the pizza though.

>> No.15965783

>>15965354
God that's horrible

>> No.15965916

>>15962104
lol he looks like a mudoken from Oddworld.

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>>15962104
Is he gunna fuck dat pie or sumthin?
ts ts ts

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>> No.15966007

>>15960343
based fat fuck eating food to get fat on purpose everyday

>> No.15966063

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kT4Sv-sTkv0
worth converting to a webm?
do we want to potentially talk about this for the next 8 years?

>> No.15966121

>>15965969
For such a fat fuck, Xixec has legs like twigs.

>> No.15966377

>>15965969
>Zizek
Whats the deal with this guy and why is he being shilled everywhere?

>> No.15966561

>>15964846
He doesn't. Long ago, he consulted a street-side palm reader, hoping she would see a way out of his dead-end village in his palms. However, he did not have enough money to pay her, and so she cursed him to work her egg-sandwich stands until he makes enough money to pay her; however, at the end of the day, she subtracts all of his salary to pay for tomorrow's ingredients. And so he remains, a surly Ulysses on Calypso's cramped island, forced to cook for passerby.

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>>15966063
It will lose a lot without sound but it's still hilarious.

>>15966377
He's the only Commie worth listening to. And I say this as someone who does not like Commies.

>> No.15966662

>>15960520
>American cuisine

What a bunch of disgusting obese pieces of shit Amerimutts are.

>> No.15966687 [DELETED] 

>>15962047
>American cuisine

What a land of disgusting obese pieces of shit. The jews are about to complete the destruction of these fucking mutts.

>> No.15966735

>>15966007
he's a sumo wrestler fuck face, those cunts have more muscle than most powerlifters

>> No.15966790

>>15966735
They do not.

>> No.15966914

>>15962104
>>15966735
lol no

>> No.15967051

>>15965557
fuck opie dude

>> No.15967090

>>15964229
They did block the website, though. This isn't even some kind of meme.

>> No.15967799

>>15966735
He was. He died February last year.

>> No.15967834

>>15965557
i miss this autistic douche

>> No.15967868

>>15964283
my first thought

>> No.15967994

>>15961972
>non-American webm
>american cooking
Fucking obsessed

>> No.15968083

>>15960520
theres nothing in this world i hate more then sweet potatoes

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>> No.15968502

>>15965557
Don't go bully him, tho.

>> No.15968507

>>15968252
Seems wasteful and frivolous. I'd just eat cold rice.

>> No.15968533

>>15965410
I sometimes do a mashed potatos with 70/30 normal and sweet potato. It's pretty good.

>> No.15968534

>>15968252
Kyoto has always had a knack for making being a poorfag sound wise

>> No.15968549

>>15963853
Why oil the flat top after spraying butter on the bread?

>> No.15968553

>>15963853
Anyone else love that movie?

>> No.15968590

>>15966561
Best origin story

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>>15968502
No, not at all. I didn't mean that kind of O&A fans.
Most these guys will do is send Jimmy a video of him, and I'm pretty sure that has happened plenty of times already. The resemblance is uncanny.

>>15967834
He livestreams every day, brotherman. Gets a cool 40 viewers each time as well. Opieradio on Youtube.

>> No.15968635

>>15965410
Roasted sweet potatoes are a great side for fatty things like sausages.

>> No.15968662

>>15964846
why would he want too? he has all the eggs he can eat and he has a chicken in the back he can fuck. why would he want to leave???

>> No.15968742

>>15962357
fucken hell, death row final meal, laugh at the cops as you die of a heart attack instead of the chair they have been annoying you about every day.

>> No.15968857

>>15960343
>eating 10k calories per day on a diet of boiled rice, fish, and tiny meatballs
God damn, how does his stomach physically have the volume to fit that amount of food in? I can't even imagine trying to shove that much shit into my stomach every day, let alone do strenuous exercise with it.

>> No.15969039

>>15964277
Yes

>> No.15969100

>>15961972
I hate Americans so much

>> No.15969114

>>15964838
I love jack. Don't ever talk shit about him again.

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>>15960520

>> No.15969150

>>15962357
Couldnt pay me to eat that

>> No.15969156

>>15968507
Eh, adding some warm soup to cold rice goes a long way.

>> No.15969163

>>15960343
>>15967799
>Died 28 February 2020 (aged 35)
Bummer, I keep saying witamins instead of vitamins because of him.

>> No.15969174

>>15969163
Who was he and why did he die?

>> No.15969190

>>15969174
>Who was he
Byamba
>a two-time winner of the Sumo World Championships in 2006 and 2007, and a gold medalist at the 2009 World Games and 2013 World Combat Games. He died after a protracted illness in a Los Angeles hospital in February 2020.

>> No.15969205

>>15969190
Sad. RIP

>> No.15969208 [DELETED] 

>>15969190
Not him but some years ago I felt ousted from the main modes because of how the game turned and its lack of SBMM so I almost only played 50v50 then TR but now devs managed to turn even this mode into an ultra sweat fest, it's actually crazy how everything I really like in this game always turn to shit or gets vaulted. I almost skipped chapter 2 as a consequence, only to get back this season. I enjoyed landing at Catty and using lots of peppers but guess what, this location is now prime material for sweats because of the recent NPC that sells parts and upgrades weapons, and noms boxes drop peppers way less frequently in favor of shield giving items. I just can't have shit.

>> No.15969214

>>15965994
thats hot

>> No.15969230

>>15960340
Be careful anon, the chink internet defense force is in full swing these days

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>>15969163
>aged 35
Jesus...
That quite a bit younger than me.
I think I need to go for a nice long walk right now.

>> No.15969238

>>15965354
rental car im assuming?

>> No.15969256

>>15965969
Dan Harmon is that you

>> No.15969437

>>15960330
>American beef producers make pink slime
EWWWWWWW YUCKY!!! UNNATURAL! GOD IT LOOKS SO GROOOOOOSS! OMG BAN IT!

>chinky poo makes pink slime meatballs
HOLY BASED. I LOVE TRADITIONAL COOKING. VERY AUTHENTIC AND STEEPED IN HISTORY! LOOKS SO DELICIOUS!

>> No.15969474

>>15965994
>How can I tell you date blacks: The Webm

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>>15965969
Double doggin'

>> No.15969535

>>15969523
That doesnt look hygienic.

>> No.15969537

>>15962104
Wojak is real, holy shit

>> No.15969552

>>15968549
If you add oil to butter the smoke point increases and you have less of a chance for the butter to burn into bitter shit

>> No.15969627

>>15969552
Well, that's not true. The mik solids will still burn at the same temperature.

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>>15969535
You know they fish those things out of the filthy ocean, right?
You think that bucket is any nastier?

>>15969552
That's a myth. The butter will smoke at the same temp even if you mix it with oil.

>> No.15969640

>>15969535
Thanks for letting us know how retarded you are.

>> No.15969648

>>15969523
why don't we have a machine to do this? this is a terrible waste of human time.

>> No.15969656
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>>15969648
Yeah, he should be unemployed and suckling on the taxpayer teat instead.

>> No.15969689

>>15969656
or just get a different job?
we don't pick cotton by hand anymore, for example.

>> No.15969697

>>15969648
He does other things onboard too, things your gay little machine can't do.

>> No.15969700

>>15969697
he could do more things if he wasn't shucking an entire bucket of oysters

>> No.15969716

>>15969700
You know nothing about life at sea, go back to your pod and eat your bugs.

>> No.15969722

>>15969716
your manual labor will be replaced by the self driving car and the roomba
the time of man has come to an end

>> No.15969740

>>15962172
you can have vegetarian cheese made from dairy, it just can't be made with rennet. but it might be some kind of cheese substitute in the video.

>> No.15969822

>>15960335
Chinese sloppa...
Impressive.

>> No.15969840

>>15960335
>boil the beef paste
>then boil it again in stock
>then fry it
there's no way they aren't overcooked

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>> No.15969852

>>15969844
fuck this fatass

>> No.15969912

>>15969689
Just because you could make a machine do something doesn't mean it's worth it, especially these days when slavery has been normalized and accepted as just being a thing that happens

>> No.15969924

>>15964814
That's it? Egg and bread? What a bland dish, step it up my friend

>> No.15969932

>>15960470
>they actively push in the west for propaganda and/or destabilization purposes
I, too, believe China and Chinese Communist Party, is not that bad.

t. chang

>> No.15970280

>>15960340
Chinese food is my weakness so I tolerate it. CCP propagandists should double down on influencing foreigners with food instead of using other methods.

>> No.15970324

>>15963388
>meat falls off the bone straight on ground
>:DDDDDD

>> No.15970331

>>15970324
No it doesn't. Look again.

>> No.15970350
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>>15969689
What kind of job do you do, anon?
I'm sure they're working on replacing you as well.

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>>15960330

>> No.15970407

>>15963388
Why does he always smile like a retard?

>> No.15970415

>>15960343
god damn I can't even afford to be a sumo wrestler

>> No.15970587

>>15968857
They also drink a lot of beer.

>>15970415
If you're in a professional sumo stable, food and accommodations are provided.

>> No.15970657

>>15970358
>why I season my armpit, NOT my onigiri

>> No.15970709

Anyone got the one of that german TV show where the hambeast makes Marshmellow chocolade sausage pizza or cake?

>> No.15970832

>>15970709
No, I haven't seen that recently at all, especially not in this very thread.

>> No.15970971

>>15961167
The CCP is typically the force stopping you. What part of 'banned in the country' do you not get?

>> No.15971020
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>> No.15971052

>>15969133
Imagine doing ALL THIS shit just to eat an imitation egg. Meanwhile I'm over here boiling a fucking egg for a few minutes and then eating it.

>> No.15971053
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>>15961462
>>15963746

>> No.15971055
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>>15969133
>>15971052
Do them right or don't do them at all

>> No.15971139

>>15964258
The Chinese government really only cares when you start saying shit against them.
They're not gonna care that someone is uploading cooking vids to YT. There are tons of them on the site, ones that are obviously not propaganda.
If she started talking shit about Xi then it'd be an issue.

>> No.15971183
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>> No.15971226

>>15971139
It's difficult communicating with someone who has a rudimentary grasp of english, Deng. How many years of shitposting do you have left before they'll let you see your wife and kid again?

>> No.15971233

>>15971226
Yes, everyone is a dirty Chink bugman trying to subvert your nation by bringing actual logic and reality to the discussion.
Pretending that I have bad english is a good bit. Should have waited until I made a typo first before trying to use it though.

>> No.15971253

>>15971053
this is the most retarded thing I have ever seen

>> No.15971279
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>>15971253
You sure about that?

>> No.15971294

>>15971279
>ensure sugar is vegan
are you fucking kidding me

>> No.15971300
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>>15971294
They use animals bones in the normal sugar purification process

>> No.15971302

>>15971279
I withdraw my statement

>> No.15971310

>>15969114
how many times have you caught salmonella

>> No.15971337
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>> No.15971373
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>> No.15971388

>>15971053
>>15971055
Vegan "food" is just revolting.

>> No.15971409
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>>15969133

>> No.15971414
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>>15971388
stay mad

>> No.15971417

>>15968549
the oil has a higher smoke point it stops the butter from burning.

>> No.15971439
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>>15971053
mfw i went shopping yesterday and found out they make Vegan """Cheese""" now with nuts like Almond and Cashews.

>> No.15971507

>>15961972

every time I see this it just make me profoundly sad.

>> No.15971618

>>15965557
why ruin a homelessmuns cake?
pretty mean really

>> No.15971637

>>15971414
500 ingredients and an hour of labor and it still probably barely edible.
It must suck being an vegan

>> No.15971749

>>15963247
the food is too many for that box it makes me uneasy

>> No.15971756

>>15971439
it sucks

>> No.15971862

What if vegans just used natural ingredients to make decent food instead of using chemicals to make pseudo-meat abominations?

>> No.15971878

>>15971862
Because their food will never be a real meal.

>> No.15972077

>>15971414
That actually looks good, but don't call it "Mac & Cheese".

>> No.15972103

>>15963853
jesus christ favreau

>> No.15972132

>>15960340
>video of people cooking is instantly propaganda
zzzzz

>> No.15972149

>>15960406
>le youtube is banned
>le winnie the pooh
Everyone in China knows how to use a fucking VPN and youtube is unblocked on university internet systems. The great firewall is about on par with SK's porn ban: easy as fuck to get around and unenforced.

>> No.15972252

>>15972132
retard

>> No.15972264

>>15971183
I hate that women can just eat things and people will pay to watch

>> No.15972333

>>15972264
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r_kMiQt-R4

>> No.15972385

>>15971053
how the fuck is it supposed to replace parmesan

>> No.15972393
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>>15972333

>> No.15972417

>>15971637
>cope cope and more cope
just say you're seething faggot and get it over with

>> No.15972424

>>15971878
struck a nerve didn't he ketolard?

>> No.15972430

>>15972424
>ketotard
Seems all that soy and lack of animal protein has caused neurological damage and schizophrenia, vegan. You're seeing ketofags everywhere.

>> No.15972440

>>15972430
oh no the soy muh proteins cope you're going to chimp out at me like the ketos do too? whatever shall I do?

>> No.15972458

>>15969844
holy fuck i have these same plates

>> No.15972474

>>15972440
>cope
You're like a broken record.
All you can say is "Keto" this and "cope" that.
Fucking soycucks.

>> No.15972490

>>15969133
I get it if you wanna be vegan, that's cool and all but why the hell would you go though all the effort to make a vegan version instead of just eating something vegan

>> No.15972539
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>>15963853
>Shun

>> No.15972541

>>15972264
>>15972393
Really you should be hating the retarded men that watch and simp, not the women that exploit the retards.

>> No.15972633

>>15972490
For fun.

>> No.15972706

>>15971749
stop being a fucking pussy and eat

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>>15971414
>>15971337
>>15971300
>>15971279
>>15971055
>>15971053
I will beat the shit out of every vegans I see in the streets. Then shove them my 12 foot dicks into their mouth until they're choked with their own gargling salivas as reminders to how's its feels to be based carnivore

>> No.15972719

>>15965969
Mark Hamill???

>> No.15972728
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>>15970358
Gimme that armpits
Your sourpits is ours

>> No.15972733

>>15966063
In the US ovens are installed with brackets that anchor it to the floor or wall for this very reason. I remember thinking why the fuck would that ever be necessary but here we are.

>> No.15972751

>>15972709
except you won't which is why you're here to begin with

>> No.15972776

>>15960340
oh my god propoganda im losing my mind im being brainwashed help me mommy nooooooo!!!!!!
kys

>> No.15972844

>>15963940
This is exactly how we cut cakes in production kitchens.

>> No.15973071

>>15972709
careful not to cut yourself on that edge

>> No.15973115

>>15971414
>basically making processed food at home with all that effort and money
y tho

>> No.15973259

>>15971414
>Can make anything they want as long as it doesn't contain animal products
>So obsessed they have to keep mimicking real things but instead always with nuts and nutritional yeast and tofu which in the end tastes nothing like what they're trying to make it look like
Mentally ill retards. There are thousands of vegetable dishes you could make but you chose to go this way.

>> No.15973272
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15973272

>>15973259
It's a gateway meal to draw in carnivores

>> No.15973296

>>15963940
God I wish that were me

>> No.15973307

>>15963413
>the guy on the right never stops chewing

>> No.15973392

>>15971414
Just eat a plate of beans with a roasted garlic sauce lmao

>> No.15973408

>>15963284
they're too retarded to know how to open the individually wrapped sliced cheese, so he's cutting the sides off of them for some reason.

>> No.15973412

>>15963413
it aggravates me how densely packed this restaurant is. cant be legal, fire safe, pass a health inspect or be up to building code at all.
at that point just make it a series of booths like an izakaya if you want it to be like that

>> No.15973414

>>15960340
>call out chinese propaganda
>12 angry replies
kek

>> No.15973422

>>15969133
>nah dont buy cheap, sustainably and morally harvested eggs
>spend $10 on a bunch of hipster ingredients to make a shitty tasting tofu egg instead!
fucking retards

>> No.15973428

>>15971637
it's cuz being vegan isnt about eating salads
it's about bragging about being vegan so you can feel morally superior to people on social media.

>> No.15973432

>>15970407
he's a turkish guy that runs a restaurant and started making Tiktok/Facebook content the week after the other Turkish chef got famous for being "salt bae"
but where as salt bae got famous for just being fukken ripped, this dude was like nah fuck that, my smile will pull the bitches.

>> No.15973434

>>15970407
go hate the little things somewhere else

>> No.15973738

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>> No.15973791

>>15965644
I'd try. Looks like it's got kind of an eclair texture.
I already look like a fag anyway

>> No.15973794

>>15973272
why those vegan foods they use so much spices?
with meat all you need is salt. and peeper if you want a long shot.

>> No.15973801

>>15973794
Same with vegetables, but they taste better with spices just like meat does.

>> No.15973838

>>15971052
Yeah. Vegan cooking is the ultimate cope

>> No.15973857

>>15971279
What a waste. Vanilla beans are expensive, and should be turned into proper pastry cream, not this shit

>> No.15973868

>>15971373
Nice. I unironically like that the sauce is just pasta water and a bit of butter. I had fiddling with Roux and such, since I never get them right.

>> No.15973882

>>15973868
>had
I mean hate. I hate it since I can never get it to taste right. I know it's just hot ingredient-cold ingredient, but it's just so annoying to get right

>> No.15973905

>>15963413
this is what happens to cypher as punishment

>> No.15973942

>>15970350
even machine hats gay

>> No.15974047

>>15973414
like clockwork

>> No.15974257

>>15961392
I want to throw up

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>>15961972
Germany is becoming America new challenger

>> No.15974283

>>15973414
>12 angry replies
>12
retard

>> No.15974388

>>15971053
fun fact: In Sicily there's a lot of recipes using pistacchios from the time after the war when there was no parmesan.

It's really good, but of course different to parmesan

>> No.15974399

>>15973414
ASTUTE OBSERVATION

>> No.15974739

>>15971373
>>15973868
What's the secret? My parmesan tends to lump together when creaming the sauce.

>> No.15974791

Why does posting a board related webm cause people to lose their minds and bring up politics?

>> No.15974971

>>15974791
>Why does posting obvious propaganda produced by the primary geopolitical adversary of the country that is home to a majority of the board's userbase cause people to bring up politics?
Really makes me think.

>> No.15975014

>>15974971
Humans really are doomed.

>> No.15975182

>>15974971
It's just some chinks cooking food, get a god damn grip, retard.

>> No.15975185
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>> No.15975298

>>15973414
Based.
Some Chinese girl on tinder wouldn't shut up about how much better china is than the US, constantly spewed propaganda and and showed me these liziqi videos...
Ironically she had a fetish for white dick and chose to move to the US. Really makes you think.

>> No.15975389

>>15964801
Nah

>> No.15975737

>>15974739
I hope there isn't one. I'm gonna try making that in a bit. Maybe add mushrooms to it though.

>> No.15976030

>>15975737
Eating it right now. It does clump together. It's more like pasta with cheese and less like a creamy sauce, but it's really good. Texture is on point.
I added sauteed portobello to mine.

>> No.15976034

>>15975185
Fucking LMAO this is the stupidest shit. What is the point of this? Either you eat the yoghurt with the spoon and then you're left to chew on the granola or you eat the spoon and then you have a bowl full of yoghurt with nothing to eat it with.

>> No.15976058

>>15960377
shes obviously dating lots of dudes while putting on an image of a "trad" woman in her cooking videos. how do you see videos someone deliberately filmed to show something specific and take it at face value?

>> No.15976475

>>15976058
>how do you see videos someone deliberately filmed to show something specific and take it at face value?
Because a lot of people are fucking stupid and take everything at face value. They're the same kind of retards who attack actors for their portrayal of fictional characters in media.

>> No.15976545

>>15964814
once you see the guy in the foreground inhaling eggs you can never unsee him

>> No.15976595

>>15963388
Where's the oxygen supply?

>> No.15976862

>>15976595
right next to the coal production o2 tank.

>> No.15977260

>>15965354
Lost a full bag of blow doing this on accident once. Hope the guy who bought it off me never got a police dog pulled on him.

>> No.15977348

>>15972490
why go through the effort of making a pizza when you can just order one?

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>>15977348
>pizza= pizza
>facsimile = food

>> No.15977505

>>15971279
Not gonna lie I'd try this if it was in front of me

>> No.15977613

>>15975185
???
Just use a granola bar as a scoop at this point.

>> No.15977779

>>15971300
>it's brie because it has the shape of brie

Imagine being this retarded.

>> No.15977899

>>15971637
The vegan person i know basically eats loads of roast potato, pumpkin, eggplant, bell peppers, beans, mushrooms and olive oil or salads with beans.
Fake meat is kinda dumb when beans and tofu taste pretty good if you just cook it nicely instead of doing what white people do and try and make it some meat substitute by doing 72 different things to it to get vegan bacon instead of just cooking beans with tomato and spices.

>> No.15977924

>>15971233
Try to answer his answer with ccp glasses deng, xiao hua and xiao er getting railed by the youth red guard already. Whats the point of law forbidding youtube if you could bypass it by putting good boy points for ccp. Might as well says they are chinese tool.

>> No.15978105

>>15963238
what the hell is he doing to that cheese

>> No.15978119

>>15977924
Hong Kongquered Tai-won next. Nothing the world can do about it without angering their populations with more expensive luxury goods. China's victory is irresistible.

>> No.15978130

>>15971300
>non-dairy yogurt
So, not yogurt.
What the fuck is it?

>> No.15978153

>>15963940
>that'll be 20.99 + tip

>> No.15978176
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15978176

>>15962104
That's the guy from Baskin' (the turkish horror movie) right?

>> No.15978312

>>15968626
you can't fool me Daz commercial

>> No.15978338

>>15965557
society

>> No.15978586

>>15963754
or her rich in-laws. in most cultures women leave their childhood homes to live with their husband's families

>> No.15979030

>>15971300
What's the vegan excuse for not consuming milk? It doesn't hurt the cow and if you worry your milk was produced cruelly you can go to a local dairy farm (they're fucking everywhere) and make sure the cows you're getting milk from is being treated kindly.

>> No.15979044

>>15971414
>about 5 to 6 hours to make fucking macaroni and cheese

>> No.15979070

>>15976030
I suspect the temperature has to be just right. I done it after it's cooled a bit because they say to do it off heat so the parmesan doesn't melt and become stringy. I've already failed on multiple tries though. Might just be the quality of my cheese.

>> No.15979088

>>15969133
>won't kill unborn chickens
>has no problem with killing unborn humans

>> No.15979188

>>15963770
>it's bread and not French toast

>> No.15979610

>>15979030
They are locked in place and are often sick and injured. That's why milk has so much blood and pus contaminants in it. They have to keep the cows pregnant to keep them producing and all the males are turned into veal or outright killed. After their bodies are broken from years of non-stop production they are turned into the lowest quality of beef fit for human consumption and turned into shitty mcdonalds bubble burgers.

>> No.15979896

>>15965538
Canadians use real syrup, not that fake ass corn syrup shit.