/ck/ - Food & Cooking

cute frog cake

>expecting your 15$ supermarket sheetcake made by some minimum wage Mexican to be a masterpiece
Fuck 'em.

>>15964369
i wish I could, in front of her husband

was this really newsworthy?

>>15964371
Kinda gay but okey

>>15964334
What a nice happy cake.
Those parents are just entitled faggots.

>can't draw frog
>Lose job

>>15964471
if you can draw a happy face and a 3 you can draw a frog.

>>15964624
(o ͜o)

>>15964624
Dat ass

>>15964334
As someone who worked in a supermarket bakery the parents probably asked for this. Also they can see the cake before they pay for it and see if they want us to make changes

Like a 3 year old would know or care or remember

Shoulda hired an alt-right incel to work the bakery

>>15964695
ahh remember when trump was president? lol time flies

>>15964624
Hes got HUGE BALLS

>>15964695
it took me a second to get what those red velvet blocks were supposed to be

>>15964693
Some of my distant relatives threw their one year old a "pokemon theme" birthday party with a whole virtual component this spring, looks like they spent 500 bucks and half of the several dozens of in-person attendees ended up catching the kung flu.
I sat back and wondered "why the fuck do you think a baby gives a shit about pokemon?" and "Who in their right minds would waste an afternoon watching somebody else's party on zoom, when you have to bribe people with cake to actually attend real parties?"

>>15964624
Based and proactive-pilled

I could understand buying a cake and being disappointed in a smiley face and the number 3

But imagine going to the news about it

>>15964624
This man is solution oriented. Promote him to the head of the cake art division.

>>15964334
why is this news-worthy...?

>>15964695
>Shoulda hired an alt-right incel to work the bakery

>>15964334
:) 3

Believe it or not, "cake decorator" is one of the highest paying jobs at Walmart

>>15964695
Dem tiddies

>>15964711
Shitty cake for real-life pieces of shit.

>>15964334
I think that cake is cute

>>15966401
lol cry more faggot

>>15964741
Based based-faggot

>>15967052
why are liberals the most hateful, miserable people in existence?

>>15964695

Why do people do this? Why make a huge scene out of a disappointing (store bought) cake instead of simply not buying one from them again?

>>15967186
>lol cry more faggot

>>15967251
Damn, is this real?

I think its cute. It reminds me of that tattoo artist who became really popular because of her shitty cute tattoos.

>>15964369
Show them how to cook, mutt.

>>15967052

>>15964704
He’s coming back.

>>15964695

>>15967052
He tried his best anon

>>15967203
>why are liberals the most hateful, miserable people in existence?

>>15967575
I couldn't.

>>15967575
Kek
Remember all those posts about ironically eating shit a few years ago?

>>15964334

>WORDS WORDS WORDS
You commies can never resist the urge to repeat the armchair psychology generalizations you learned in grade school and use as a crutch to feel smart while avoiding learning.
Between two retarded groups of socialists, I sort of hope the natsocs win just because they're sometimes capable of being honest with themselves.

the kid is 3. he's not gonna care as long as it tastes like cake

>>15964423
>lol why do people hate the media

>>15967762
like he'll live another four years

>>15967933

>>15968243
/sp/ is a /pol/ board

>>15968269
Stop replying to him. The guy's a notorious ban-collector from /qa/. He'll just keep posting images.

>>15967856
>1597388862336.jpg

>>15968300

>>15968300

>>15968302
>>15968305
>It you IT YOU IT YOOOOOOUUUUUUUU
lol shut up nerd.

>>15968243
>/sp/
>/fit/
>/adv/
This is retarded cope

Dicks Everywhere

>>15968363
Your life will never have meaning lol

>>15968363
>>15968375
Your life will never have meaning lol
Go outside, take your meds, have sex

You do realize the chud dude was a leftist with a jewish father, right? You aren't an anti-semitic rightoid, right?

>>15967856
i can't believe you just proved him right, fucking kek

>>15968430
hit close to home?

>>15968434
lol no. here's your (You), you should head to bed now. G'night

>>15968421
>go outside
Sorry but I don't feel like wearing a suffocating face diaper right now.
>take your meds
Only have to take anti-depressants, they don't help.
>have sex
Why? To make my dick feel good? To be put under the illusion that I accomplished something, even though I'll probably only get STDs and die horribly?
How about you give some actual life advice next time.
GET FIT.
GET HEALTHY.
GET GOOD.

>>15964695
>politics themed birthday party
Sounds like a living hell.

>>15967598
Can someone post the whole comic? I lost it ages ago and can't be arsed finding it.

>>15964624
smiff

>>15964704
Can't really remember. Is he the one who got blowjobs in the Oval Office?