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Now that it IS established we been visited numerous times by aliens and it's only a matter of time before we make 1st contact:
What kinda of food should we serve them?

>> No.15954898

Aliens aren't real, but if they were I'd suggest the garden of eden diet.

>> No.15954903

I feel like surf & turf would be a good idea to show them what we *kinda* have to offer

>> No.15955041

fried great lakes walleye, then id tell them to fuck off, the fish is mine

>> No.15956595

looks like my dick

>> No.15956613
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>>15954889
Sloppy joe with cornbread and skittles flavor packet water

>> No.15956621

>>15954889
Check how they taste. If it's like us, any excellent Steak, something creamy and salty, and maybe Chocolate.
If not, probably something more acidic.

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>>15954898
>aliens aren't real
Imagine thinking that out of the billions of trillions of stars with several planets orbiting them not a single one has any form of life.

>> No.15956631

>>15956623
Jesus wouldn’t make aliens

>> No.15956685
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>>15956623
Imagine thinking life comes from nonlife.

>> No.15956709

>>15956685
Your body is literally made up of non-living atoms. You don't have to deny God/Christ in order to realize that science is meant to explain how rather than why.

>> No.15956715

>>15956709
don't feed the trolls/christcucks

>> No.15956718

>>15956709
>science explains how rather than why
It’s crazy how many people don’t grasp this

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>>15956709
Life (e.g. man) from nonlife (dust) is a miracle.
>Christianity has a miracle maker (God Almighty).
>Most religions have miracle makers (other gods).
>Atheistic naturalism does not have a miracle maker.

Science was pioneered by Christians seeking to understand God's creation. Christianity doesn't have a problem with real science, but politicized "science" does have a problem with Christianity.

>> No.15956801

>>15956779
And apparently nu-Christians have a problem with science. It's a two way street and both can be really fucking dumb but nobody is willing to find the compromise because "NOOOOO OTHER ONE BAD!"

>> No.15956821

>>15954889
Aliens aren't from outer space.

>> No.15956836

>>15956801
You're right, but that's moreso the nature of dummies acting dumb.

>> No.15956851

>>15956801
Protestants

>> No.15956853

>>15956801
Most people don't realize just how much of science is politicized or dogmatized. Many things which are unobservable and untestable and unprovable are presented as facts, then there's the replication crisis. Making compromises with everyone all the time is how you lose the truth. For example: first they said there are only two genders, but they compromised and now we have hundreds of genders.

>> No.15956876

>>15956853
>many things which are unobservable and untestable are unprovable are presented as facts
Not really. It's just that people in general are retarded and don't understand the difference between an "accepted theory" and fact. Then the big media guns will push it and people get their panties in a bunch and blame science in general. The two gender shit is nonsense, but its really a niche of the scientific community that's about that, they just happen to be loud.
I'm saying all this as a Catholic myself.

>> No.15956880

>>15956876
I meant "more than 2 gender" shit.

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>>15956801
That's because science has become a religion

>> No.15956888

>>15956882
The problem stems from both sides wanting to "totally pwn" the other, aka dumb people. So the dumbs take extreme views in one way or the other out of spite.