/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I’m gonna rent Robocop, Rollerball, and Terminator 2 then pick up a mr. Pibb and some Twizzlers.

Debbie Does Dallas and colored popcorn for me

>>15955909
aladdin for snes and jelly bellys

>>15955909
None of your god damned business.

>>15955909
swat kats vhs and some fucking andy capp's hot fries

>>15955909
The Quest staring the one and the only, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Escape from LA, and maybe something funny, like Kingpin.

the neverending story and a gourmet lollipop

for me? it’s blank check and some red vines

>hire 10 movies
>"we're going to stay up watching movies all night"
>watch 2
>go to sleep

I’m renting a Japanese cartoon with titties in it because all mom knows is that it’s in the “animation” section so it must be okay.
I don’t need snacks because we’re grabbing Little Caesars Pizza-Pizza in the fuckhuge rectangular box on the way home, with some pepperoni-stuffed crazy bread.

>>15956101
>hire movies
go away you British fuck

>>15955909
One New Release, maybe a video game, and The Goonies (yes, again).
Starburst or skittles

>>15955909
Zardoz from the cult classic section, goobers for main course with licorice desert washed down with 2 liter mountain dew.

>>15956071
>Mr. Macintosh has a million dollars!

>>15956116
we call them films not movies, yanktard

>>15956470
what retarded country says hire instead of rent then?

>>15956529
You will find both words used everywhere in the English speaking world.

>>15955909
Toy Story Racer and Eight-Legged Freaks with a thingie of Buncha Crunch

>>15955909
Escape from New York, crunch Dibs

>>15955909
I remember when the West Coast Video by me went out of business. I stocked up on every cheesy horror movie they had. Made out with a bunch of shit like House, The Mangler, Halloween III, and so many more. Like 25 VHSs for under $10

I have to work tomorrow so for me it's shotgunning six shots of vodka, inhaling some groundbeef and rice and finishing off the week old banana bread I have kicking around before passing out naked to YouTube vlogs of cruises and amusement parks, knowing the alarm rings at 6am to waste yet another mindless day at a monotonous job that that I justify because it allows me to afford a place close enough to the actual workplace, thus being caught in an obvious feedback loop that will surely land me at 52 years old with a pistol in my mouth probably remembering this exact moment among countless others where I clearly saw the ship heading directly toward the rocks but didn't know how to alter the course in even the slightest possible way

>>15956574
You're supposed to get a video.

>>15955909
Bruce Almighty and Jurassic Park, a buncha gummis and dr pepper

Gremlins 1/2 or some B grade horror movie with monsters in it, Popcorn and a crunch bar.

>>15956574
Sir this is a blockbuster

>>15956540
Well not here in Merica! We rent shit!

>>15955909
Apocalypse Now and a bottle of Martel Cordon Bleu.

>>15956622
Want to hire a car you disgusting mutt?

>>15956641
I'll hire your mother for a good time, and never call her again.

>>15956574

my father the hero and sour patch kids

>>15956641
shocked they actually used the proper spelling of 'than'

>>15956634
You do that every night or just tonight?

>Street Fighter 2 the movie or some other weeb punchy punchy shit
>Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Hyperstone Heist
>Alex's mom is getting us both Double Quarter Pounder with cheese meals

>>15955909
>Gamenight with the bros
>tabletop gaming and beer
>At midnight moved on to movie and pizza.
>Revenge of the sith drinking game
>Cheese doodles, lightly salted potato chips and beer sausage
>Rum and coke, u-boats, xante, Whisky sour and other drinks
Life is pretty good sometimes

>matrix 1
>night at the museum
>titanic

reese's bites, hot cheetos, ginger ale and a pack of trident

>>15956992
truly dreadful

>>15956992
>I'll use my Broadsword!
>Fire of Wrath!

>>15955909
Raising Arizona, Predator, a box of Whoppers, and a code red Mountain Dew. Bros... I really fucking miss 1998...

>>15955909

dusk till dawn
jawbreaker
can't hardly wait
some sour straws, buncha crunch and dr. pepper

take me back bros, the 90's were so undoubtedly phat

>>15956574
Well at least six units of vodka a day isn't that much. Take it down to three and you're living a healthy lifestyle.

>getting snacks from blockbuster
i wasnt a billionaire growing up, so nothing

>>15955909
I went here til the very end, vineland at magnolia. Used to steal anime vhs while in HS

>>15956112
That'd be fatal fury, based on the videogame.

>>15955909
We usually only got videos when my cousins were visiting on holiday breaks, we'd get wrestling videos. One time the oldest cousin decided to try a razor ramon razers edge on his younger brother and came within an inch of cracking his bros head open on the other side of the pool.

>>15956641
>rollin in a whip
>looks at the child

Wonder where she picked that up...

>>15957715
Except he's clearly suicidal?

>Kirby Superstar
>Random Tekken or Street Fighter anime
>Fuzzy Peaches

>>15957717
I wasn't allowed soda or candy growing up, not because my mother was concerned for my health, but because we couldn't afford anything extra.

>>15957957
savage

>>15955909
Hellraiser one and two, I want buncha crunch

>>15956574
Thanks for letting us take this fun nostalgia trip

>>15955984
Please, it's popcorn of color.

>>15958306
If you're not slightly suicidal right now you ain't paying attention