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Why is Chipotle not spicy going in but super spicy coming out?

>> No.15955489
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>>15955476
I laughed at this comic, good job OP.

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>>15955497
just answer the fucking question
>>15955489
thanks

>> No.15955653

>>15955476
orgasm makes yuo do werid things

>> No.15955678

>>15955476
>>15955476
https://www.menshealth.com/health/a19547964/burning-butt/

>> No.15955770

>>15955678
that's not what I asked though I wanna know why it's not hot at all going in but it's like Mt. Fuji's revenge in my asshole

>> No.15955789

>>15955770
More concentrated in going out of the anus

>> No.15955829

This has literally never happened to me and I eat spicy food daily
Why do americans complain about shitting so much?
Is it something in the water?

>> No.15955866

>>15955789
That might make sense. Water absorbed and all. Huh.
>>15955829
You never notice because you're looking at your friend squatting next to you in the street

>> No.15956080

>>15955829
It's a whiteboi thing, they have weak guts

>> No.15956280

I work with an AF guy who claimed they’d have steak and lobster night once a week while deployed

>> No.15956332

>>15956280
what’s as “as fuck guy?”

>> No.15956342

>>15956332
Wrong thread open my bad, means Air Force.

>> No.15956382

>>15956280
I was in the Marines and we had lobster as well, but that was only at the main camp and it was well after the base became well established. When I first got there it was basically nothing but hot chow and MREs. Didn't get shit like lobster until after a year of being there. The new chow hall was dope, though. Was able to get hamburgers and pizza whenever we wanted. Ate chicken cordon bleu for the first time in the new chow hall as well. I actually gained weight during those final months.

>> No.15957362

>>15955476
>firey shits meme
if your butthole feels spicy after eating spicy food then you should probably see a doctor

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>> No.15957420

>>15955476
euro here, why do air forces eat good
and why do navy eat penis

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>>15956382
Food at stateside bases in the Marines is dogshit in my experience. They contract this company called Sodexo which hires literal retards and felons to prepare and serve the food because the government pays the company a kickback to babysit them (similarly to the Marines which is also a daycare center for retards and felons)

The food in Japan was amazing because it was prepared by Japanese people who actually took their jobs seriously.

>> No.15957441

>>15957420
The Air Force receives the most $ per capita.

Sailors turning to homosexuality after months at sea without seeing a woman has been a joke for millennia.

>> No.15957455

>>15957420
Not military, but my friends who were airforce came from good backgrounds. Not neccessarily upper class, but good colleges and academics. It's considered more prestigious than the other corps.

Navy, well just use your imagination. You're stuck 10,000 feet underwater for weeks at a time, seeing the same faces and no privacy or space to yourself. No idea if there is actual truth to this though.

>> No.15957479

>>15957441
>>15957455
oh its like prison

>> No.15957482

>>15957479
Exactly!