/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Some roast beef, some chicken, a pizza

>>15949006
9 empty PBR cans, an unopened car of kosher dill spears and a bunch of unmicrowaved popcorn packets

>>15949006
Some muesli in a plastic tub, my largest stockpot, a box with a collapsible jelly frame in it, an empty pickle crock and probably a shitton of dust.

>>15949006
Nothing. There should be clear space all around your fridge so it can expel heat more easily and run more efficiently. Don't push it hard up against the wall for the same reason.

Dustbunnies.

some mason jars, fiber supplement, oatmeal. maybe a box of fruit loops that isn't mine anyways

>>15949006
my cutting boards and sushi making set. fuck you.

>>15949006
You would get an ass kicking by me you Facebook tier doucher

>>15949006
a cardboard box that i used to carry out a bunch of beer from a store 4 years ago
half full bottle of Islay Gold scotch
bottle of fabric glue
passenger sun visor from my car that broke off 3 years ago

>>15949006
my instant pot and my digital meat thermometer

>>15949006
information sheet about poppers, expired coupons, phone book

>>15949006
a thermos an ice cream maker and some vases
nothing good

>>15949006
6 red onions and 2 garlic, have them.

>>15949006
20 pound box of reeses cups

Saran wrap, tin foil wrap, parchment paper, and some zip lock bags

you would get a stabby from my trusty knifey

>>15949006
A 10.5 AR pistol.

>>15949006
nothing i want in this house to begin with

>>15949006
serving trays I use for guests and some Christmas decorations

My allergy meds

>>15949006
Cling wrap, aluminum foil, zip lock bags, brown lunch bags. And some dust, probably.

>>15949006
3/4 of a bottle of everclear

>>15949006
weed gummies, cannabutter, leftover chinese takeout

your fingers stuck in a rat trap

>>15949006
A whole bunch of crackers, flour, sugar, a very old bread machine, a small electric grill. some quinoa that my wife bought a year ago for some stupid reason. egg replacer for the one time a year I make vegan cookies for a friend.

>>15949006
My microwave.

A food processor, empty egg boxes, deenz, mackerel and fish soup cans

>>15949006
loads of yoghurt buckets, lunch boxes, plastic food containers, a hand mixer and dead moths

A big bowl full of various beer koozies and my basket of spices.

>>15949443
Alton?

>>15949006
Paper plates, tostada shells, fire extinguisher.

the best BBQ sauce you'll ever taste

>>15949006
my last will and testament and 3 empty bottles of pam and the lid to my skillet

dust and an oven mitt

stale box of raisin bran crunch and my cum jair

>>15949223
Anon, you're suppose to put the gun in the freezer, it'll spoil if you don't.

HA I DONT HAVE A FRIDGE GET FUCKED NIGGER

>>15949006
My recycling.

>>15949029
Shut the fuck up.

>>15949006
My even colder freezer and all my sashimi

a whole bunch of stuff including dried beans, psyllium shells, a toaster and a bunch of dried bread, and an unopened fire alarm

nothing i cant reach the top

like 15L of liquor and some saran wrap

>>15949302
best reply

>>15949029
>He doesn't harness the power of conduction to sink waste fridge heat into the walls.
ngmi

The oven

>>15949824
???

some salt, and a couple boxes of ziploc bags. two sandwich, 2 quart, 1 gallon.

A kitchen scale
Strawberry protein powder
And decade old creatine

>>15949006
Shot.

Empty beer cans, a plastic Ikea juice jug, a wooden salad bowl, my stainless steel bread mixing bowl, a few rolled-up pieces of parchment paper I'm saving to re-use, a collander. There used to be a broken juice machine up there too but I think I threw it out.

>>15949029
based fridge optimizer.

>>15949825
into it you shall go

A few different kinds of thermometers, some instant oatmeal, bag of granola, and about 25 packets of barley tea.

>>15949724
Me neither. Let's stack up and put shit up there like gremlins

>>15949006
Instapot, wooden cutting board, and a clay pot.

>>15949006
only thing on my fridge is pepe but you can't have him :c

>>15949006
An old broken iPad with a smashed screen and an issue of Consumer Reports about tires.

>>15949597
How long does it keep in the fridge before I have freeze it? I thought 3-5 days was standard

>>15949006
My kitchen reading glasses that i sometimes need to read tiny text on products, a layer of dust that could be up to a few months thick.

sharpening stones

>>15949006
parchment paper, plastic wrap, and ziplock bags

nothing , I have 1$ on my bank account and nothing on my fridge .

>>15950068
Fridge has at least a 2 week shelve life, freezer about 3 months, some times longer depending on the quality of the gun, a Taurus will spoil instantly no matter how you store it.

>>15949006
Nice try, FBI. Anyone who answered this thread seriously is a retard.

>>15949006
Bottled water

Bifold door tracks

>>15949006
9 pack of paper towel rolls, 3 lunch boxes, 2 fly scatters, Tupperware full of white sugar

>>15949006
>on top of my fridge
paper towels, a flyswatter, some canned meat, and a small stack of sarah palin books

>>15949006
da whey

>>15950179
I actually have the KGB on top of my fridge. FBI get fcked

>>15949006
a bullet or for femsnons: Bat to the head and a long rape

A cracker tin

>>15949006
generic centrium silver not that old they were my moms and water pills.. a couple of glassed and an empty lays stacks can.. big score..

I should put boxes of cereal on there like Ray Romano...

>>15949006
A dildo

>>15949597
make sure to put it in a ziplock bag to prevent freezer burn

>>15949006
MY CAT!

>>15949006
My butter dish and a 1/4 stick of butter, a wicker basket with some napkins in it and a stack of paper plates.

>>15949597
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>>15950169
Epic r*ddit thread faggots

>>15949006
Ice cube tray, some tomatoes, freezer bag, rolling pin, half a Costco bag of veggie straws, plastic utensils, recipe binder, almost empty 25lb bag of calrose rice.

A bread box full of garlic and a sprouting sweet potato, a paper towel roll, and 2 cast iron pans

>>15949006
Give me back my mini oven!

old clock radio(still works),a cookie tin filled with sauce packets from all sorts, takeout menus

oh no my hot plates and the spaghetti storage!

>>15949006
You stole all my slow cooker liners you fucking bastard. If it takes the rest of my life you will pay for this.

>>15949006
A microwave, that's literally it

all my bills lol

>>15949006
Couple boxes of Ramen, a partial box of apple-cinnamon Cheerios cereal, and a partial box of blueberry Chex(?) cereal. And some probably-stale onion buns.

>>15949006
Three rounds in the chest, but if I wasn't home you'd get a cheap plastic cutting board.
Worth the gamble?

>>15949006
My good stock pot and a box of honey nut cheerios.

the "MAN CAVE" sign my sister-in-law gave me

>>15949006
Water paints and art supplies

>>15949006
>on top of...not in
grapenuts

a heavy layer of dust and a deluxe chopstick set from an ancient wedding gift

>>15949006
One of my kitchen guns. Fuck off Jamal!

>>15949006
A crock pot, iced tea maker, and various 1 gallon containers that I don't have room for anywhere else.

>>15949006
A dead cat.

A new pack of whole wheat english muffins.

Cleaned it recently so there's only a bag of cat food, some cereal boxes (non sugary of course) and a large mixing bowl.

>>15951086
Just 3 rounds? You're asking to be sued. Leave no survivor to testify against you. Mozambique drill to put them down then magdump into the chest and face to make it look like you were panicking due to your life in jeopardy.

A boxed mandoline slicer, a beat up 10 inch nonstick skillet, and some dust.

>>15951396
You're a funny guy anon, you know? A real funny guy.

>>15951423

>>15949010
kek

Cat toys.

>>15951432
Is that the short faggot from Raging Bull or am I getting it mixed up with the Godfather or something?

An electric fly swat, a regular fly swat and a Tsunami evacuation leaflet.

>>15949006
A big container full of fast food sauce packets , a Styrofoam cooler, and all my flour, can I have my flour back

>>15949006
Why would you steal my digital scale....I use that for my ounces of weed bruh

>>15949006
My protein and pre work out powder

Box of cookies, 2 bags of cat treats, and dust.

>>15949010
no I mean this morning

>>15949006
Round green stickers meant for marking my shit.

Or

A postcard that fell off.

>>15949006
coffee

>>15949006
A schooner beer glass full of pens my wife has stolen from work and a halloween bucket with miscellaneous holiday candy in it

>>15949006
A microwave and a can of bug spray

>>15949006
roach droppings

Jokes on you im homeless you just broke into some random persons house LOL idiot

>>15949010
Dangerously based.

>>15949006
>expired jar of peanut butter
>taco shells (obviously in it's bag) (not expired)
>dust

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>>15950169

>>15949010
Perishables go inside the fridge, not on top

>>15949006
MY FUCKING PIE DISH GIVE IT BACK MOTHERFUCKER

dust

A microwave

>>15949006
Uh nothing? Why would I put things on TOP of my fridge?

>>15949006
My estrogen supplements

>>15952112

two jugs of protein powder, a couple bags of cat treats and a plastic tub containing all the attachments for my stand mixer. please don't take those, i need them

All of this

>>15949006
Crumbs

>>15952390
I want to be inside you so bad

>>15950337
based

>>15949006
My knife block and associated knives, a can opener, 2 small dirty dishes, 2 large dirty dishes, and a sugar bowl.

>>15949905
Based

>>15949006
My cutting board

>>15949006
half a loaf of jalapeno cheddar bread that i was planning to use for tuna sandwiches. sad, i was really looking forward to those

>>15949006

bread and coffee

>>15952820

I didn't realize St. George does Absinthe, but it must be good

A food-mixer. But it's a budget one that I regret buying, because it's so crappy at kneading my pizza-dough!

>>15949443
Bro, I had a big bag of rice on top of my fridge last year and one of these moths flew out. I chucked the whole bag and bought some fresh rice which I now keep in a sealed plastic container. But ever since then my house has been FILLED with these fucking moths. I clap 3 of them per day but they just keep coming. Where are they breeding from? There isn't any unsealed food in the house whatsoever. Are they just eating my clothes and the couch cushions? What the fuck am I supposed to do?

>>15949006
Nothing, there is nothing on the top of my fridge.

>>15949010
why did you put that on top of your fridge

>>15949006
Empty ice cube tray.
Enjoy.

Shot

>>15953102
Have you considered suicide?

>>15949006
Some tortillas, a pizza peel, month old bread, and a 5lb can on country time mix.

>>15949006
A bullet to the head

>>15949006
Cereal and stale goldfish crackers

>>15953872
Yeah since 3rd grade

My microwave and the IKEA OMLOPP Lightswitch

>>15949006
A 7.62 hollow point you faggot

lol this thread is hilarious. bunch of sad sacks just answering the prompt like it's some kind of assignment. "here is what is on top of my fridge" lmao

>>15954163
It demonstrates a somewhat paradoxical fact about threads, which is that the more effective a thread is at prompting responses, the less interesting it usually is to read. Everyone has something on top of their fridge, which makes a velocitous thread, but nobody cares what's on anyone else's fridge and not even the joke responses are very funny. Contrast this with a very interesting OP telling an elaborate story or posting information, which everyone wants to read, but to which nobody can contribute, so the thread dies fast.

>>15949029
This is the opposite of correct. Stacking stuff on top of your fridge insulates the fridge. You don't want to cover the back of the fridge since that's where the heat is pumped out, but top/sides the more stuff you put on it the better off you are.

>>15954182
We need some sort of system to vote up threads we liked reading and vote down threads we didn't.

>>15954182
based insight poster

>>15954193
This same voting system could be used for comments too. Perhaps we could even support 4chan by buying some kind of token to award good posts with so we didn't have these weird ads all over the place.

>>15954193
>>15954203
The solution is to post more threads like
>Name two foods whose name differs by one letter
>I'll go first: rye / roe

Those are fun to post in and fun to read

>>15949006
A bullet.

>>15949006
A lamp, screwdrivers, double sided tape and old lunch box.

>>15949006
Hit

>>15949597
Fucking redditors fuck off

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>>15950746
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>>15954203
Fuck off redditors, you dont belong here. Go suck some black dick you worthless nigger worshipping freaks. All of your response induce cringe. You think your funny but you are not

A plastic decorative chicken and 3 shot glasses

>>15949006
A bag of potatoes and a handheld broom and dustpan

>>15949006
My left testicle in a jar in formaldehyde.

>>15949006
Capt crunch knock off with the alligator, 3 boxes of gatorade protein bars cookies and cream and pretzel. Ramen.

>>15955155
You're going to regret this post when my janitor acceptance email arrives.

>>15949006
Pepper and tomato seedlings. Its warm up there and they grow nicely until I need to move them into the sun.