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15951871 No.15951871 [Reply] [Original]

>Finished my 12hr night shift an hour ago
>Drive to mcdonalds
>pick up a double sausage & egg mcmuffin meal with coke
>drink half of the coke on the way home
>get home, fill the cup back up with rum
>getting drunk, shitposting, eating mcdonalds at 8:30 in the morning

Life doesn't get better than this bros...

>> No.15951879

>>15951871
>Life doesn't get better than this bros...
it does.
you need a chick to make you coffee in the morning.

>> No.15951885

>>15951879
but i prefer tea anon..

>> No.15951891

>>15951871
As a once in a while thing it sounds pretty comfy. If it's a frequent thing, I'm worried about you.

>> No.15951909

>>15951885
for breakfast?
fucking heathen!

>> No.15951911

>>15951871
Some rum and coke would hit in the McDonalds cup right now

>> No.15951913

why are americans so addicted to fast food? the jews really played a number on them

>> No.15951924
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>>15951913
Why is my dick always in your mouth?

>> No.15951934

>>15951913
>8:30am
>20 minutes ago
>American
Yuros cant understand time zones it appears

>> No.15951940

>>15951913
fucking euro's
im in the UK

>>15951909
I like downers after a long night shift

>>15951911
go, mcdonalds is calling for you

>> No.15951942

>>15951871
wage gourmet

>> No.15951950

>>15951942
something you learn as a degen wagie
You need to spend more money to live with the fact you have a job

>> No.15951959

>>15951871
sounds good
drop some lime in and youve got a cuba libre

>> No.15951963

>>15951950
Yeah buddy, I got self-employed 1month ago and went down with money for food because I dont know the upcumming cost for the next month.
Live is funny

>> No.15952085

>>15951871

Based, hope you're having a nice morning, Anon

>> No.15952117

i'd take a spliff with that beer and it'd be perfect

>> No.15952122

>>15951913
As children their parents would buy them McD's to shut them up when they throw a tantrum so they're conditioned to associate McD's with good times. It's sad really

>> No.15952134

>>15951871
>finish 10 hour shift, leaving 2 hrs earlier than i am supposed to
>buy the double sausage mcmuffin deal and two milks
>after paying say no receipt because it is just trash to throw away
>get meal and there is only one mcmuffin
>bring it up, they tell me no it was only one mcmuffin

Life sucks

>> No.15952205
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15952205

>>15951871
sounds comfy

>>15951879
cringe

>>15951885
based

>>15951891
cringe

>>15951909
cringe

>>15951911
based

>>15951913
shrödingers based

>> No.15952214

damn mate i might just do that right now. i’m a degenerate and it’s my day off.

>> No.15952215

>>15951871
How old are you?
I'm 28, and miss the simple shit like this.
But I know my stomach would bitch at me the second I start on that Coke

>> No.15952250

>>15952215
i swear to god this board is full of retards. how the fuck is sugary water going to fuck yo your gut when you’re young as dicks

>> No.15952333

>>15952215
24!

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15952355

>>15952250
>WAHHH PISSBABY WANT SWEET
>SWEET NUMMY NUMMY MMMM

>> No.15952640

>>15951871
Working 12 hour nights gave me both some of my comfiest and worst memories.

>> No.15952645

>>15951871
I ate McDs for an entire summer working in a window and door factory and was in the best shape of my life. Coffee and sausage McMuffin with no egg in the morning, McDouble and a coke Zero while waiting for the bus home. Stopped eating before 5pm and that was enough to lose a shit ton of weight.

>> No.15952703

>>15951879
That's not comfy at all tho.

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15953227

>>15951913
I'm yuropean And I love me some 5 guys, and after the orgy I'm off to Burger King for a whopper + three for free!
After THAT orgy I eat Macca's + kebab