/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15939796
combos, specifically pizzeria

>>15939796
fries

My dick

>>15939796
Mini corndogs and hot pockets are always the best while high

>>15939796
jack in the box, known as jay in the bay to true potheads

>>15939796
man I still remember tasting food for the first time high. It was an other worldly experience. the tastes, flavors, textures were amplified by a lot

>>15939796
Ice cream. A very cold soda. Pastries

>>15939796
nothing, food kills your high.

literally anything

>>15939796
I once got high as hell and made a goop consisting of about 1 cup peanut butter , 1/2 cup hot chocolate powder, and a cup of milk. Took a good while to mix, but it was fucking good.

>>15940085
Fuck off
>>15939796
Chips, chips, and more chips. Maybe some dip, too.

>>15939802
It's the truth.

>>15939802
Came here to say this. Wonderful mouth feel. Also Chunky Chips Ahoy.

>>15939796
Frozen gummi worms/gummi bears.

>>15939796
Olympic mix

Pizza rolls

>>15939796
Bullets.

>>15939796
nothing beats taco bell

>>15939796
A few different flavored rice cakes.

>>15939796
7/11 taquitos

It sounds faggy but fruit is actually a super good stoner snack. I also like children's cereal a lot. Oops all berries is hard to beat.

>>15939796
Pretty sure it's immoral to either "get stoned" or "eat stoner food", you degenerate libfag. End it.

I notice a distinct lack of ambition in this thread.
How about a samosa with sour cream and chutney?

>>15939796
grape fanta, watermelon sour patch kids, tasykake/hostess cupcake

>>15939796
Ripe mango and granny smith apples. Fresh fruit while stoned is an almost transcend experience.

>>15940736
You sound like a retard.

>>15940736
>it's immoral
explain what's immoral about it without appealing to the big man in the sky

Germanfag here. Don't know if you have anything similar in your respective country/ies, but for me it's a Döner Kebap. Extra onions and feta.

>>15939796
if youve never had a sloppy shwarma made by a swarthy azerbaijani man while stoned on marjanishvili street you have not lived a life worth living

>>15939796
anything i can think of at the time
munchies are a hell of a craving

>>15940956
I think most people think of kebabs as a drunk food rather than a stoned food

>>15939796
A bullet through the roof of the mouth

>>15941018
why does it make you so angry

>>15940968
That figures. I'm basically on drugs all the fuckin time (in my free time).

>>15941112
Aw fuck, I could've have had quadruplets, lol.

>>15940956
this

i tried eating lots of food high and for me it's always

>kebab
>pizza
>ice cream
>peanut butter

nothing can beat the feeling of smoking weed, eating one of those and having sex while doing it

>>15939796
Beef pho
Ramen from a ramen shop
Pulled chicken sandwich

Sonic. So many classic junk food choices. Usually I do the chili cheese footlong and frito pie. It's just a salt bomb to go with one of those huge sodas they sell. And ofcourse I have it delivered.

>>15942225
I'll bet your shits smell really bad.

>>15942242
Breaking: local man says poo doesn't smell good, more at 11.

>>15940952
Hedonism.

>>15940736
Shouldn't you be jerking it to the pillow guy?

>>15941112
They'll show up in your system in a drug test even if you're no longer under the influence. Workplaces are becoming increasingly less tolerant of this. You should be prepared for your employer to start doing random testing, unless you work for the government. Government employees can get away with anything.

>>15940956
I haven't gone to one of those places since they found the girl chopped up in the meat in the one in England.

>>15942455
story tiem, plox

>>15939796
f

crusty banh mis with japanese mayo inside, dipped in spicy pho broth

if you haven't tried it, you must.

>>15942387
Hee hee, don't worry, my financial situation is very stable for the foreseeable future.
>>15942455
I hope this incident didn't affect the price of a Kebap.

kebab

>>15939796
pop rocks are a nice experience ;)

>>15940575
That's only if you're drunk.

brussel sprouts

>>15942502
https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/charlene-downes-blackpool-murder-kebabs-15343307

>>15942705
Well. That's pretty fucking awful.

>>15939796
Pizza

>>15942816
specifically high quality pizza, low quality pizzas actually taste worse sometimes

>>15940938
Based fruit enjoyer

a bullet

>>15941026
Weed legitimately makes you dumber if you use it too much. Don’t ask me how I know.

>>15943547
How do you know?

I put mini m&ms into fruity pebbles and make it into homemade rice crispy treats which I then eat with local whole milk with a splash of cream. It’s insane. Or I make a cucumber and chilli chutney and eat it with rice and chicken with lots of soy and oyster sauce. Crusty bread and expensive blue cheese is another great one. And fancy olives.

>>15939796
PB&J with a fat glass of milk

Cereal. The combination of eating something mixed with ice cold milk is absolutely heavenly.
So bad but so so good. I could demolish the entire fucking box.

>>15940366
Chewy*

>>15940511
Love how tough they get

>>15943587
I can't stand it when i am high but when my friend comes over and smokes he absolutely fucking demolishes any cereal I have in my pantry and I have no clue how.

I love making stir fry with shin black ramen and spicy sausage. Cut up some chives or some shit into that you got yourself a good meal.

>>15940847
I'm stoned and this sounds amazing

>>15943600
Filling your stomach and quenching your thirst simultaneously

>>15939796
Milkshakes not really food but its best

>>15943547
Don't you have a priest to suck off, fagget?

Jamaican patty , checkmate

>>15942387
"Workplaces are becoming increasingly less tolerant of this"

You're a moron
Drug tests are becoming less frequent as a whole. Only specific professions test for drugs anymore because of Union requirements or danger on the job.

Mexican slop

>>15939796
Panda express is god tier for a stoned college retard

>>15940085

>>15940938
the only thing that beats it is ripe mango and granny smith on shrooms. i feel like an ethereal life form discovering the concept of taste
>>15940956
shawarma in russia. mostly enjoyed by turkic workers, the kebab man from my favorite stand told me the sales are way down since ramadan started 2 days ago

>>15939796
beer

Edibles are the best stoner food.

/thread

>>15939796
california burrito add refried beans, and like 10 orange sauces on the side

>>15943624
I’m not even religious. High amounts of THC is neurotoxic. I used to smoke.

>>15940346
it took way too long to get to this comment. chips is the only right answer.

>>15943892
Not even the guy you're replying to, but weed literally saved me from depression and constant suicidal thoughts. My life was going to hell before a friend introduced me to cannabis. So don't smoke and live as you please, but don't judge others for their dependancies.

>>15943938

Ripe stone fruit. Peaches, plums, mangos

>>15943938
He's not wrong though in a way. Smoking a lot of it when you're young can impair your brain development and make it harder for you to understand things amd make you dumb. For most adults it just makes you dumb for a little bit.

>>15939796
Hot lead.
>>15940952
Forcing people to listen to your dumb stoner bullshit constantly, making literally everything about your planet cult. Nuke the bay area and nuke Vermont as soon as I move out.
Just die you freaks.

>>15940724

Cereal is the GOAT. If you like fruit, try a frozen berry mix sometimes. Delicious and an awesome sensation.

>>15939796
crunch wrap supreme

>>15944062
Wow, what an unhappy ape. Amazing you can even type without smashing the keyboard to pieces.

>>15944062
You domt seem to appreciate there's stoners who dont do the bullshit and just smoke out the way

>>15944062
>Nuke the bay area and nuke Vermont as soon as I move out.

You're leaving America? That's great news!

>>15939796
for me it's a good scrambled egg sandwich with cheese, lettuce and ketchup on a toasted bun

>>15944044
Depression literally affects your IQ worse than this chart claims marijuana does

>>15939796
YOU CANT DO THAT OP!!! MODS!!!!!! MODS HE SMOKING AAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAH!!! WAAAAAH!!

>>15939796
What's the best meth head food?

>>15945251
Nothing man

>>15945251
The best meth head food is eating nothing for 3 days straight and then struggling to get down an apple and a spoonful of peanut butter

>>15939796
Fried Chicken on a big high will send you to heaven.

>>15939796
Anything that's already good. Stoner food is the dumbest fucking meme just eat food you like normally would. I got interstellar after making short ribs last night and it was leagues better than any dumbfuck meme food people try to eat high.

>>15939796
Pretty much any fast food. I recommend Sonic so you can get a nice sugary drink (cherry limeade for me) and some junk food like these chili cheese tots with grilled onions. Also, you can chill in your parking stall and take all the time you want, zero chance of 5-0 rolling up on you if you're riding dirty

>>15945840
that's barely any food. I could eat like 4 of those

7/11 Chilidog. Bonus points for abusing the cheese and chili dispensers.

>>15944044
this makes me feel good about quitting

>>15944044
I was dependent from 16-25 and I'm dumb as fuck. Help

>>15939796
juicy fruits
ohmy

>>15944044
>less than 0.5 of an IQ point
not statistically significant dumbass

>>15939796
Got a new strain that makes me hyperaware of food and what it’s doing on my body so I feel compelled to eat exclusively healthy food. I forgot the name of it because holy shit I need this one forever.

been fasting on and off for a few awhile now and gonna get high next week and have a huge cheat day cant FUCKING wait

>>15945870
last time I had 7/11 food I got food poisoning, never trust it

>>15939796
A bullet

>>15939796
fruit is really good

>>15939802
love love love combos. I prefer the crackers to the pretzels. got some pepperoni pizza crackers and they had a really good flavor

>>15939796
Mac n cheese with chopped hot dogs and corn in it is my go to.

>>15945869
I didn't mean to imply that would be the only item to order. Sonic has a lot of good stuff to eat when you're high.

Anybody tried the Sonic bacon jam burger yet?

>>15940357
wtf I've never heard of tortilla combos. how are they? is it a corn based shell?

>>15940847
yum

>>15941112
nice anon, I used to be like that. had to get clean, now im just on kratom but I wanna start smoking weed again soon

>>15939796
if you get high enough eating just feels so weird in your mouth try working out it feels bizarre i was cautious not to injure myself but overall fun time oooo or swim underwater

>>15939796
Fruit is without a doubt the best stoner food, personally I'm a big fan of kiwis, they're mostly water so it's like drinking while eating, can't beat it when the spackle comes around.

>>15948591
you're a fag if you don't eat the kiwi skin

>>15939796
Anyone eating fancy shit when high is a retard, literally any MSG loaded food will make your brain explode. Back when I used to smoke, there was a small restaurant close to our house that sold mini fillet burgers for 99p, they were tiny and like a tastier mchicken I guess, ate probably 100 of those over the course of a year getting high and finishing it off with an oreo mcflurry.

>>15939873
yeah you get addicted to it if you start smoking everyday before eating, when you quit everything tastes like sawdust for a week.

>>15943938
It's happiness you pay for in long term brain damage, anon. You're not solving your depression (not that it is always solvable) but you're just painting over it with a feel good brush and that will end at one point. Never take any substance to solve anything, do it because it's fun so you can quit the moment you need to be serious.

>>15944044
I know from first hand experience that weed turns people into retards with extended use but how much of that depends on the company stoners keep? My best friend used to be a pretty sharp guy about 8 years ago when we finished high school and he's been a daily smoker since and nowadays he can't remember almost all of the memories I have with him from high school. He can just about remember graduating and a few teacher's names. But other than this, he now has some kooky fucking beliefs, thinks he knows advanced physics because he watches verisaterum on youtube, very much into BLM ACAB ANTIFA shit, constantly starts "business" ventures such as selling NFTs of shit he made in blender, is this linked to the amnesia or more likely to be the effect of the pants on head retarded stoner crowd he hung out when he started smoking.

>>15939796

Am I the only one who can't taste tang as prominently when stoned?

I love vinegary, acidic foods, and when I smoke pot that flavor profile is massively diminished.

>>15939796
Fuck you druggie

>spending christmas in lockdown with stoner roommate
>two days before christmas make a roast chicken with roast veg
>get high as I'm letting chicken rest
>eat it with roomy
>JCitsabomb.jpg
>tastes fucking delicious
>demolish half the chicken over the evening
>next day can't shake the feeling that the deliciousness was just an after effect of being high
>stay completely sober while cooking christmas dinner
>turkey, brussel sprouts, parsnips, potatoes, deviled eggs etc etc
>tell roommate not to smoke either
>food tastes orgasmic tier good
>better than eating the chicken high
>super proud that it tasted that good without being stoned
>roommate says we should have smoked so it would taste even better
>doesn't understand why I want it to be objectively good without artificial stimulants making me think it's better than it is

Am I being autistic here? Technically yeah, if we were high it would have tasted even better so in a purely hedonistic sense I should have gotten stoned but it fucks with me that what I made may not have actually been that good and it just being a THC trick making me think it is.

>>15948710
autism

>>15939796
DUDE, lmao. WEED, lmafo. Am I right my guy? I just love it, dudes. It's great lol.

>>15948606
Do people actually eat the skin or is this a troll post, legit can't tell.

>>15948918
The skin is completely edible and tastes fine. Don't fucking waste food, retard.

>>15939796
Sausage McGriddle with bacon

>>15939796
Fruits

>>15940965

Woah i didn't realize tblisi was literally first world

>>15948606
I just chew until it becomes a pulp and then spit it out

>>15942242
Wtf are photos behind a paywall now

>>15949047
Hello newfag

>>15944044
Easy, just read some books to offset the lower iq from weed.

>>15942705
>Her parents, Karen and Bob, were forced to endure courtroom claims her body was cut up and mixed into kebabs.
>Karen and Bob