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It's baseball season in these here United States.
Some bad news. The prize is now some kind of weird computer scan thing.
Just gimme that crumby prize.
A fake tattoo.
A whistle.
A 10 page flip book.
A hit of windowpane.
Anything except that stupid crumby computer thing.

>> No.15939401

>>15939377
>crumby
You legitimately sound like a child in the 1940s

>> No.15939465

>>15939377
Based LSD OP

>> No.15939636
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GEE WILLIKERS!

NOT MUH (((CRACKER))) JACK.

>> No.15939657

>>15939377
The prize used to be cool. Now it's some stupid shit like a comic or fortune. All non-toxic and paper based, because kids today eat Tide Pods.

t. Oldfag

>> No.15939671

>>15939401
You're a lush.
https://youtu.be/O8VBehdpOpI

>> No.15939885

If you peel it apart, it's a sticker.
The whistles were annoying, the little toy cars never rolled worth a crap.
Still useless, unless you want to decorate your Trapper Keeper.

>> No.15940371

>>15939377
Aw, shucks, they sure don't let us kids have no fun no more.

>> No.15940523

>>15939401
all cringeball fans do

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>>15939377
I wish it came with a hit of acid..

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I'd try to show you with examples of stuff the size of my apartment that used to exist in apartment just to sell tiny trinkets in America, or what Japan still has everywhere, but google is an ad machine

Cereal boxes used to come with stuff inside, and then when it became redeemable items or cheap plastic there was massive arcades on the outside of stores.

>> No.15941846

>>15940523
>cringeball
kek

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>>15939377
What happens if you scan the bullshit?

>> No.15942922

>>15942912
You get a three month introductory PornHub account.