/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15938754
feast fit for a king

>>15938793
bowel movement fit for a king

>>15938754
I'm not going to hate but those should have more toppings. sour cream, taco sauce, iceberg, onions and cilantro, something

>>15938872
same, appears to only be half assembled

>>15938872
>sour cream
Gross.
>taco sauce
Don't like it, they are greasy enough.
>iceberg
Vegetables are bad for you.

lackin cheese breh

>>15938754
Why is it so wet?

>>15938881
you think taco sauce is.... greasy?

>>15938929
I don't know or care, I've never used it.

>>15938931
pleb tastes indicate the moron

>>15938931
man, whiteboysummer is gonna be a real banger this year, I can already tell you must be a real delight

>>15938947
>>15938948
I'm taller than you and lift heavier weights. I'm also better looking and have more European DNA.

>>15938965
>I'm taller than you and lift heavier weights. I'm also better looking and have more European DNA.

lets see.... possibly, but maybe not
the lifting might be accurate, but it doesn't really matter cause it only takes about 6 lbs to break a wrist, and about 20 to break an arm if you do it right. You picking things up and putting them down isn't as impressive as you think it is, so that doesn't really matter. Cool internet flex though. I'll bet Stacy loves your lifted brodozer and absolutely isn't disappointed with your dick
looks are subjective, but probably not if your effort towards your looks are reflected in how well you half made your lunch
And you would probably need to live in Northern Europe today to have more Northern European DNA than me.

>>15938965
post pictures you fucking idiot

>>15938754
Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot.

>>15939037
>lets see.... possibly, but maybe not
>the lifting might be accurate, but it doesn't really matter cause it only takes about 6 lbs to break a wrist, and about 20 to break an arm if you do it right. You picking things up and putting them down isn't as impressive as you think it is, so that doesn't really matter.
(I stopped reading your cringe post at this point)

What the hell is taco sauce?
Do you mean salsa? There are thousands of salsas so, which one?

>>15939058
hmm lets see... possibly but maybe not

>>15939058
man, good thing you don't matter. Shit got dicey there for a second

>>15939065
the shit at the store that says the words, "taco sauce" on the bottle???

Go to taco bell, the the zenith of your culinary tastes, and look for the packets that say taco sauce. They should be, i dunno, near the soda machine or some shit? I haven't been in one in years.

Don't worry, they're free so it's not gonna cut into your loose meat tortilla budget, and you'll get to expand your palate with some surprisingly not greasy taco sauce

>>15939119
Can you describe the taste? I don't live in burgerland.

>whiteboysummer is already trending in interracial gay porn
Wow, so funneh. Dabbing on le heckin poltards epic style.

>>15938881
>vegetables are bad for you
based Dr. Salisbury spitting truths.

>>15939131
>being a faggot
dab indeed

>>15939129
do you live in one of the other 25 countries that has a Taco Bell, or any kind of Mexican or South American food?

>>15939037

>>15939129
it's tomato based but has other seasonings in it, various amounts of hot pepper, cumin, probably paprika, salt, vinegar. I've never made it because you can buy a huge bottle for two bucks at the store, although homemade's probably a shit load better. Sorry for being a dick before, thought you were the sped op who made the pile at the top of the page

>>15939169
Internet's a funny thing. That's the picture you have in your head, but in reality you wouldn't know what to do.... good chance there's a whole lot more you than me right there, son

>Do you know how much weight I can lift??? REEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Go on ahead, I'll be here livin' rent free, smiling either way

>>15939214

>>15939259
le kek, more.
More, I say!!!
Continue to dance, puppet!!!