/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15935615
It's your fault you can't eat properly, dumb american

>>15935615
There is nothing more incel-tier and disgusting than a runny egg. Fry it on both sides

>>15935623
Spoken like a virgin who dreams about fingering his mom every night

>>15935626
>t. incel virgin who has never had his penis inside a woman's vagina and who is ugly and will never get to have sexual relations

>>15935618
>country bait
>>15935623
>baiting
>>15935626
>took the bait and counter bait
>>15935634
>took the bait and counter bait
This board is a fucking embarrassment. Fucking /v/ is more civil than this shit hole. How the fuck does something as simple as food trigger people to want to jump to immediate arguments and insults

>>15935663
>le epic mass reply
kys eunuch

>>15935663
You might have thought this was the food and cooking board, but it's really the fast food and shitposting board.

>Anonymous 04/13/21(Tue)07:14:37 No.15935663▶>>15935666 >>15935668
> >>15935618
> >country bait
> >>15935623
> >baiting
> >>15935626
> >took the bait and counter bait
> >>15935634
> >took the bait and counter bait
> This board is a fucking embarrassment. Fucking /v/ is more civil than this shit hole. How the fuck does something as simple as food trigger people to want to jump to immediate arguments and insults

>>15935666
>mass reply
>4
go away satan

>>15935663
>t. worthless faggot incel
kys fucking video game playing loser lmao. Do you watch anime too, pedo scum?

>>15935615
>>15935618
>>15935623
>>15935626
>>15935634
>>15935663
>>15935666
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>>15935680
>>15935686
OH JANNY JANNY
WHY ARE SUCH A TRANNY

>>15935615
>waaaaa my food is messy!
What are you gay?

>>15935686
what did you say about me you worthless faggot? I could kill you with my bare hands

>>15935615
This
I love burgers. I love runny eggs. But I can’t fucking stand an egg in a burger.

>>15935618
FPBP

>>15935615
I always break the yolk whilst cooking or just flip it at the end for like 15 seconds.
No mess that way.

>>15935701
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo

>>15935615
I made a mess on your mom’s face last night. No yolk.

>>15935615
this thread is so fucking autistic.

>egg burger

>>15935663
I bet u hav a fetish
FOR MEN LMAO

>>15936316
>break the yolk whilst cooking
Absolute barbarian.

The proper way to do an egg on top of a burger is a slinger.

>>15936808
That is not a burger.

>>15935615
>kiwis literally can't handle eating an egg burger
kek

>>15935615
I just break the yolk and cook it over-medium when I'm making egg for a sandwich EZPZ

>>15937040
shows just how little you know about Slingers

>>15935615
They like eggs

>>15935615
The egg should be over medium so it doesn't run so much

>>15935615

Egg on hamburger it's like a heavenly combo, runny yolk over the protein that keeps the meat from tasting too dry.

>>15936808
Chicago?
Yeah I've eaten one of those, they gave me a piece of paper saying so but I lost it

>>15938468
not anon, but shows just how little you appear to know about burgers

>>15935623
>Incel
This is a word used by fat, disgusting hogbeasts and their beta, orbiting simps. The truth is that there are no Incels and women who are getting no dick (unless they lower themselves and fuck niggers) are just pissed off and coping over the Chads' rejection of them. ...because why would a Chad, indeed any Chad want a used up pig monster with a floppy, loose pussy and no soul? As a person who is commonly called an incel online, I can refute this incel'dom by pointing to my two white children. So, cope and seethe harder, you nasty bitches. Cope and seethe.
Also...Tits or GTFO.
...You will never be a woman.
...etc.

>>15935615
egg on a burger's fairly normal, especially if you're a grown adult male and have "the works"

>>15938923
What is on that monstrosity? Pineapples, beets, and tomatoes? That's just asking to have it all fall out.

>>15935618
It's the newer generations. They don't understand that soft eggs are kind of like a sauce. Probably never had fried egg with pie either.

>>15935615
If you don't like sucking dick like me then I can understand not finding that sensation of the warm yolk bursting all over and around your mouth and dripping down your chin enjoyable

>>15938636
St. Louis
Decades ago I got the original at O.T.Hodge’s, loved the Top Gun, which was a slinger with a tamale on top. All the diners around here have slingers, they run the full range of dog food to divine. Best I’ve had in recent memory was from Case and Bucks.

Nothing better than biting into a runny yolk on a burger and having it cum in your mouth.

>>15935618
>rent free

Egg burgers are great for that extra protein and fat boost. As long as youre young and do some cardio the cholesterol doesnt matter too much. Personally i prefer a more jellied yolk than outright runny, as it feels like im not only making a mess but wasting much of the egg. Thats why moco loco is so good. Its like some Hawaiian American shit that Japs kind of took over but its really good