/ck/ - Food & Cooking

if you hate seafood why do you want to try seafood lmfao

>>15930800
huh?

>>15930800
I love seafood, especially lobster roles. Mostly because I live in Maine though, haha.

>>15930800
i'd love to eat a woman's asshole. It's a shame it's so close to the fish-reeking pussy

>>15930800
Just pick the seafood out you idiot

>>15930800
They're good but I can get two prime rib sandwiches for the price of one lobster roll and I'd rather eat a prime rib sandwich

>>15930803
not OP, but I'm in a similar boat and I just want to like stuff. every once in a while I'll try salmon again, but I always hate it

>>15930831
bros... Elsa NEEDS to be bred by a pack of angry BBCs and BLACKED within an inch of her life so she can swallow down every drop of fertile yogurt.

>>15930843
This man lives in the middle of fucking nowhere.

>>15931165
Upvote

>>15931167
lol where do you live where a lobster roll is under $20?

>>15931210
Where do you live that a prime rib sandwich is under 10? I agree that they're a bit cheaper, but both are quite expensive in my area.

>>15931210
Dude, a lobster roll in a sit-down is $12 all day pretty much anywhere. Most lobsters are flash frozen and shipped across the country.

>>15931218
show me an example and no the mclobster doesn't count

>>15931234
>https://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaurants-g60097-zfd10916-Milwaukee_Wisconsin-Lobster_Roll.html
>Authentic East Coast Lobster Roll
>$12.95

That's just in my area.

>>15931242
maybe five years ago, check their website

>>15931165
American I presume?

>>15930835
Just eat a boy's ass

>>15931780
no thanks, they stink like man hole (i.e. man poop)

>>15931786
Girls poop too, and it fucking stinks.

>>15931242
13 bucks for a lobster roll? Yeesh, I could just get the lobsters myself for cheaper than that.

>>15930800
Wow, that's some convulted vulva.

>>15930803
Sometimes the idea of something is more appealing to you than what it actually tastes like. I love fish and chips with vinegar and want to like the mashed peas, but as appetizing as it sounds and looks I cant stand green peas. Idk man.

>>15931648

>>15931791
it's not disgusting man poop, though. Imagine the smell of a hairy man's asshole :((( gross

>>15931890
It's not gross if they shave and take care of themselves. Gay guys are much more hygienic down there and care about their assholes way more than any girl does.

>>15931894
gay men are fags, though, which is pretty gross

>>15931898
I'll take a nice clean gay boy over a disgusting woman that doesn't clean either of her slop holes.

>>15931905
You are sticking your dick inside a faggot's ass. That's simply disgusting. Gaping, open man holes with shitty man shit smell filling the room, sweaty man shit and man poop all over. Fucking a girl's pussy doesn't fill the room with the smell of man hole stink. There's the difference

>>15931919
I know you're just baiting me, but gay guys go through a lot of precautions to avoid that scenario. Have you ever heard of an enema, anon? Girls don't do that. Every time you're fucking a girl's pussy she's got an asshole full of literal shit.

>>15931924
Gay men love sucking each other's colons and love the smell and taste of shit. Plenty of studies have shown this

>>15931925
Ok, anon.

>>15931928
Hope we can remain close friends

>>15930800
I don’t think lobster is kosher anon

>>15930800
>eating bottom feeders
Do lobster eaters really?

>>15930849
>>15931823
you people are weirdos

>>15930800
It's probably good that you don't like lobster, because it's like 5x as expensive as other meat by weight.

>that celery

>>15931894
You know that just because you're gay doesn't mean you have to hate women right?

>>15932809
I don't hate women. I'm just stating a fact. The majority of gay dudes are more hygenic about their holes than the average woman is.

>>15931165
kys

>>15930800
Imagine ruining lobster with all of that mayonnaise

>dude pay 20 bucks for a lobster sandwich except you can't even taste the lobster under all that mayo we put in
fuck new england "cuisine"

>>15932531
They're very normal for people who have the capacity for abstract thought, which you do not.

>>15932912
>dislike thing
>hmm but i still want to taste it though!
>still dislike thing
reminds me of that otter image of it crying while eating watermelon lmao

Lobster is traditional prisoner food that even hardened criminals balked at eating too often.
No thank you please...

>>15930849
Try a fish that isn't very fishy, like a fried cod, scallops or better yet tilapia.

>>15932895
>20 bucks
lobster ain't expensive on the coast, ya numpty.

>>15932940
Lobster was considered poor people food because it was too easy to catch. Salmon had the same stigma for a long time. Those prisoners were crying about their dignity.

>>15932918
That's not what they're saying, they're saying they wished they liked it. It's like how any sane person wishes they could enjoy going to work.

>>15932895
>lobster rolls for 20 dollars
oh you poor flyovers

>>15932940
>>15932967
That's because they were salted and thrown in a barrel. They'd love fresh lobster and butter, just didn't like half-rotten seafood that's been sitting in a cask down at the warf and sold by questionable people to human refuse.

>>15933163
>flyovers

>>15932622
only legit reply itt

also
>ppl that think shellfish are pets

>>15932952
that's about a quarter of the size of a normal lobster roll that isn't filled out with limp lettuce

>>15933648
>can't even tell lettuce from spinach
Are you OK?

I can't imagine such a cursed life as not enjoying seafood. Pitiable.

>>15930849
Damn man, you don't like seafood and you're in a boat, quite the juxtaposition.

>>15933700
>spinach
that's even worse i guess i didn't process just how retarded that photo is

>>15931924
how many precautions can you take. nasty is nasty, pussy was made by god for dicks

>>15934409
Pussy may have been made for dicks, but women sure as hell don't take care of them.

>>15934432
cope harder batty boy

>>15931648
israeli more like

>>15931890
>>15931894
that's why I shave my bussy :3

>>15931898
>>15931919
>>15931925
nah shit is disgusting and at least those of us that aren't degenerate stay clean. I get hating gross fags but there's nothing gross about a smooth hairless femboy

>>15931905
<3

(((>>15932530)))

>>15934832
Batty man has no precedence

>>15932818
sure dude

>>15935067
Girls do not clean their pussies. Why do you think they stink so bad and get so many yeast infections?

grew up and lived in south louisiana all my life and am a basic seafood king