/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15916257
im more of a

>yeah can i get

kind of guy

>>15916257
you work at mcdonalds get a new job
like unless youve got a criminal record or mentally disabled youre doing yourself a disservice working at a shit fast food chain that pays shit treats you like shit and doesnt even look good on a resume
youre better off mowing your neighbors lawns for a living

>>15916257
Considering most of the time you can’t even see the menu until it’s your turn to order in drive thrus, it’s more the fault of the restaurant than the customer

>>15916340
If whites still owned blacks, they would still be fit (ever seen an overweight slave?). blacks have no one to blame but themselves for their shitty eating habits

>>15916341
>America, land of the glutenous land whales does not provide their consoomers with multiple menus in the drive thru
incredible

>>15916352
I always appreciate it when fast food joints place two or even three menus in the drive thru line for this very reason

>>15916340
>the cause has its roots in white-
the cause has its roots in poverty, last I checked.

>>15916257
Who gives a shit? You have to be there anyway. Let the retards take as long as they want.

>>15916340
>blame it all on the white man
liberals are so mentally ill

>>15916370
Asshole

>>15916370
You're not allowed to say that anymore, please return to criticizing your fellow white man

>>15916340
Surely this is a pol edit?

>>15916261
For me it's
>right, ok. are you listening? great. ok, are you going to be quiet or are you going to let me order? that's what I thought. now go make me a...

>>15916370
poverty is rooted in white supremacy sweaty

>>15916475
nah we live in a bizzaro world on the internet
and sometimes that dumb shit will leak to poc irl
but as long as you hang out with fellow non cucked whites that shit might aswell not exist

i just remember when my dumbass friend as much as i love him felt scared to take a bus with some with some prison whites who where talking about there time
cause muh media tells me whites are evil

and its like dude youre a fat cali mexican who looks sumoain no one hates you outside of maybe texas and then no ones going to harras or harm you for bein mexican

>>15916261
my uncle is (unironically) a
>may i please have
kind of guy. makes me fucking cringe every time.

>>15916521
>no one hates you outside of maybe texas and then no ones going to harras or harm you for bein mexican
come to Alabama sometime with your fat spic friend and we will show you hatred

>>15916519
poverty is rooted in late stage capitalism and family ties
a poor white man is just as fucked as a poor black man
except the white man doesnt have affirmative action a fuck ton of scholarships grants and easier access to better education post highschool

sure black culture is way more toxic at the lower levels do to hatred and bigotry that stems from post slavery anger and disadvantages there grandfathers felt ontop of a poor pitifull me attitude where nogs out there causing crime because they believe they cant get a real job even though they never once applied
since in reality there grandpa actually had a tuff go of it but them nah theyre holding onto old hate and perpetuating it since black crime rates are at ridiculous levels creating a system in which theyre stereotyped because there culture is rooted in the gglorification of crime

>>15916565
i lived in burimgham only racism was against blacks because they caused a fuck ton of crime

>>15916578
not to mention poor black fathers dont even bother raising there kids these days because there fathers didnt bother raising them

>>15916257
i say
>please give me a moment
and then look at the menu and then say
>okay
and wait for their response and then
>order
otherwise i already know what i want before im at the menu

>>15916565
lol some jew or poc is trying to perpetuate a white man bad meme.
Roll Tide Schlomo

>>15916449
it's a /pol/-made picture you braindead moron

>>15916450
seethe
>>15916519
Does that make white poor people honorary blacks or how does that work?

>>15916340
i regularly suck 20lbs of cum out of black men

>>15916628
>Roll Tide
fuck off tuscaloosa nigger, this is an Auburn friendly board

>>15916257
i prepare my order in my head so i don't stutter
then they ask me to repeat what i said and then i spill spaghetti

>>15916638
The afro, the "Silverstein" and the KFC weights are intended to be dead giveaways, but really, you could show this to a twittoid and they'd roll with it. That doesn't mean it's not being used to manufacture outrage, of course.

>>15916739
i meet someone->I am cheesed to meet them->i deny the holocaust-> they leave

>>15916724
Aurburn is a place for trustifarians who couldnt get into a better college but want a southern experience go
i get it Austin was to far from home for you

>>15916749

>>15916583
that city is like pure black who the fuck is being racist against blacks there?

>>15916852
all the whites

>>15916823
based

>>15916852
lmao...i see you have never been to Mountain Brook, Vestavia, or Greystone

>>15916739
>h-hey let me get a double chee burger and farge lies?? uhh gotta go! sniff ya later!

>>15916638
liberal spotted

>>15916340
>>>Silverstein

>>15916879
oh nvm its because i mumble a lot apparantly

>>15916340

>>15916257
>"I need a 20 pc. Chicken McNugget..."

>>15917049
based becky poster

>>15916261
>I'll have a
Is the only way

>>15916852
Other blacks.
The light skinned ones hate the darkies, and the darkies are jealous of the light skinned.
>as it should be

BONELESS SNEEDZA

>>15916340
Food deserts that only have shitty carry outs and fast food joints for them to get to.

>hi welcome to mcdonalds can i take your order
>tell her my order
>dont say "can i have" or "can i get"
>dont say please or thank you
>dont give them any decency because a robot could do their job (speak into box, computer understands speech and generates an order)

>>15916257
i actually love going to mcdonalds because ill order a fancy meal and then they always ask me to "pull up and park"

I never "pull up and park", I make them seethe while I wait for my delicious buttermilk tenders and QP with bacon

>>15916526
you sound like a faggot

>tells you "sorry about the wait"
>you didn't have to wait
:^(

>>15917163
>haha i put those wagecucks in their place 4chan, am i cool yet?
great, but you still dined at mcdonalds you fucking tard

>>15916578
>Doesn't know there/their
>Doesn't use any punctuation
>Has to reply to own posts when his ADD brain shits out another vapid platitude
>Pontificating about economic theory in spite of all the above
Why can't brainlets just know their place bros.

>>15916340
tell me she isnt holding fucking fried chicken

this has to be a joke

>>15917163
this is why you dont have friends

>>15917205
>>15917234
poor minimum-wagies detected

>>15917214
mudslinging because you have nothing of value to state and cant diffuse the argument
i see that liberal arts degree has done you wonders

>>15917243
bruh i doubt you even have a job outside the range of bluecollar bullshit
youre sitting on a high horse above teenagers because life has failed you in so many ways that you need this

>>15917243
what? i just called you out on eating at mcdonalds. you really think i work for someone other than myself?

>>15917163

>hey, how are ya?!
>waits for them to say they are "doing well" or something along those lines
>im great, thanks! can I please have a

>at drive thru
>Hey can I get a *abruptly stop speaking*
>"S-sorry sir could you repeat tha-"
>are you fucking deaf or stupid? I said can I get a *just stop speaking again*
>"S-sorry sir I think there's a problem with.."
>keep abusing the wagie until he has to walk out the front to me in person
>tell the wagie I'm not hungry anymore
>flip him off as i drive away and cook a nutritious meal at home instead

I don't eat fast food. That shit's for losers and fast food wagies should feel bad. I'm just keeping them in their place

>>15916526
>being polite is cringe now
i expected better from you, anon.

>>15917191
They're calling you fat.

>>15917163
>>dont give them any decency because a robot could do their job (speak into box, computer understands speech and generates an order)

This is actually true. Apples siri and google home can already do this, its only a matter of time until the mc drive through is doing it.

In fact, my local one greets you with a robot voice asking "WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY THE NEW HABANERO SANDWICH" and you reply and its an awkard pause to "hello, "

>>15917163
hey retard, look at how >>15917308 did it, and learn

>>15916526
Shut the fuck up.

>pull into drive thru
>yeah uh can i get the uhhh MickeyD's uhhhhh
>MickeyD's what sir?
>MickeyD's Nutz
>turn 360 and drive away

>>15917269
Did he not realize the pleonasm as he typed that out

>>15917285
When I do this at Taco Bell they always give me a shit ton of sauce
My mother doesn't and only gets like 4 packets

>>15917507
did you realize the pretentiousness in yours, mr. thesaurus?

>>15917456
sneed

>>15917523
chuck

>>15917530

>>15916519
This but unironically

>>15917523
There's not really any other word for pleonasm
You could maybe say "redundancy" but that's not as precise as "pleonasm", which refers specifically to statements like "I saw it with my own eyes".

>>15917545
coulda just called him a retarded faggot like a normal person

>>15917549
I don't really aspire for normalcy

>>15917252
no im sitting in a mercedes benz while youre standing in a box for 8 hours for minimum wage :)

>>15917556
are you aspiring for an upvote you lost retarded faggot?

>wagie coping culture

>>15916337
This. There are better unskilled jobs out there. I don't know why people insist on working at McDonald's.

>>15916526
>ooh! so cringe! how unkek! he is being polite! unbased! I want my tendies now!

>>15916261
I'm autistic about being as little of a hassle as possible to the workers so I memorize exactly what I'm going to order before getting there
Only thing I worry about is saying it too fast for them

>>15917467
>>turn 360 and drive away
what? this doesn't make any sense...it would be 180 degrees if you wanted to drive away from them

>>15917830
Does your car not have a reverse gear? You do donuts in their parking lot and then screech out of there backwards like a boss.

>>15917859
you sound like a public threat and/or a 16 year old faggot, kys

>>15916578
>late stage capitalism
opinion discarded

>>15916337
>you work at mcdonalds
No you do

>>15917830
AHHH YOU STUPID NEWFAG YOURE SO NEW YOU DIDNT GET THE JOKE EL OH EL
is this what you wanted? You insufferable cunt? Stop doing this is not funny anymore

>What do you suggest?

>cone ya
https://youtu.be/qwt0yfWmlhI

>>15918230
ben shapiro at da drive in

>>15916927
Every. Time. I blame Hadrian for not trying hard enough.

>>15917060
I'm a "yeah I'll have a, uh- [insert order]"
I like to insert the yeah to give my voice a chance to warm up after so much silence; the "uh" is a nice segue into the order

>>15918230
HAHA, GOT EEM'

>customer gives me an obviously fake name
>their real name shows up on the register anyway when they pay most times
>call out their real name when their order is up
>They say nothing about it but look visibly miffed about it
Funny as hell when it happens

>>15918431
who gives a fake name when ordering mcdonalds?

True lads go to Wendy's, Dick meat sucks

>>15918440
Not mcdicks, I work at a smoothie place so I get a lot of faggots coming in usually
Thank God I'm quitting soon, I'm done with customer service

>>15918214
you need to seek help

>>15916340
Literally fake. 0 results on google

>>15916488
Even if they say nothing?

>>15916526
What is wrong with that? Are you eight or just childish?

>>15917182
>>15917328
>>15917465
>>15917648
>>15919286
do not bully me.

I do this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MDnv0D3mII

>>15919348
Be more polite then. You should look up to your uncle instead of trying to make fun of him on anonymous image boards

>>15919348
I bet you don't even wear business casual when you shop or order food.

I'm always nice to fast food ppl and get free shit get rekt rudebois

>>15916370
>poverty is the cause of consuming too many calories
we truly live in a clown world, don't we?

>>15919528
Free paper bags and straws and sauce packets and salt packets? Three for free??? Wow, I wish I were you.

>>15919286
ngl i have not seen the second movie and jesus fuck i forgot how hot the two of them are when properly animated

>>15919543
This is from the Olaf's Frozen Adventure short, but yes, the second movie is very well animated, even if that's all it has going for it.

>>15919563
well fuck
disney stop sitting around during quarantine and make me more frozen
>fucking wagies, ruining the economy so that i don't get my frozen

>>15916340
wat

>>15919532
yes, because shitty, calorie dense food is too cheap

imagine being a drive thru wagie and he pulls up to order

>Hi i'll have one spaghetti

ₕᵢcₐₙᵢgₑₜₕₐₘᵦᵣgfᵣᵢgₐₙdₛₛₘₐₗₗdᵣᵢₙₖₜₕₐₙₖ

>>15919739
Post it

>>15919795

>>15917107
the reason 'food deserts' exist is because niggers don't buy fresh food. So any place that sells it will throw out all away all of their stock when it inevitably doesn't get bought.

>insisting on wagie interactions when you can buy in the kiosks

>>15919838
>touching screens which have been shown to be covered in shit

>>15917163
>don't give the any decency because I'm not a decent human being
FTFY. Being polite costs nothing, so there's no reason to not be polite, most of the time.

It's annoying as fuck when food service and retail workers complain about their jobs.
A. Your job is not hard. That's why they pay you like shit.
B. I know it sucks. That's why I developed a skill and moved up.

>>15916340
>Stein

>>15919865
use gloves then fuck-o

>>15916261
Im a
>scream my order really fast
Kinda guy

>>15917467
lol

>>15916352
>glutenous

>>15917107
Why doesn’t some enterprising young black entrepreneur open a store that carries fresh veggies?

>>15916488
>being such a pussy you RP as being a hardass on /ck/

>>15917285
>>15917514
>"Hi how are you"
>"I'm good how about you"
>"Order whenever you're ready"
I fucking hate going to taco bell for this reason alone

>>15917924
you're an idiot if you took that seriously
kill yourself

>>15916340
>stein
>Bloviating nonsense against whites

>>15916257
i need a double cheeseburger
and hold the lettuce
don't be frontin son
no seeds on the bun
we be up in this drive-thru
order for two
i gots a cravin' for a number nine
like my shoe
we need some chicken up in here
in this dizzle
for rizzle my mizzle
extra on the frizzle
dr. peppa my brotha
anotha for your motha
double double super-size
and don't forget the fries
thats about it

>>15917176
>fancy meal
>mcdonald

>>15921030
For a while in Australia, McDonald's was using the slogan "a little bit fancy."

>>15916257
I have lasagna cooking in the oven.

>>15920962
deep core memory unlocked


(you have to say crispy)
CRISPY!

>>15916340

This has to be a fucking edit, even the liberals cant be this retarded.

>>15916340
You know this is ironic, but it's absolutely 100% true that the rich execs try to keep blacks at the bottom, and everyone else just slightly above them. It's slightly true, but of course anyone can take control of their weight.

If you work in fast food you don't deserve rights

>>15921346
Honestly I have more respect for them than I have for large chunks of the slobbering pigs they serve. The kind that also makes the quintillionth fucking fast food thread on /ck/

>>15916261
I'm a

>I'll have a-

person

>>15916616
>Talking shit about blacks
>Used the wrong their TWICE

>>15916526
>being polite is bad
What skin color are you?

>>15920015
>That's why I bought crypto and moved up.
ftfy

>>15921543
Bad grammar doesn't make it any less wrong

>>15921238
Why would rich execs care about the color of the skin of there goys?
this is just shit brown people tell each other to justify being lazy and causing crime
Shiet they aint gonna hire us any ways they just want to keep us down king less go steal some middle class families shit

>>15916257
>burger like last time

>>15921728
what point are you trying to make? wouldn't my uncle have the same skin colour as me?

>>15919736
More because poors are lazy and stupid. Poors don't know how to do anything but work shitty jobs, shit out brats and get sick and die like the animals they are.

>>15922011
kek le epic troll

I don't do intros
when I pull up, the way I communicate is simple

"1 mcchicken, 1 large fry"
DO NOT try to be friendly with the soulless wagie, it only gives them false hope

keep it strickly to business

>>15921543
nigger

>>15916261
I’m unironically
>For me? Its going to be McChicken with no lettuce and extra mayo
kind of guy

>>15921728
He's probably just of the reddit race. They're constantly going
>ugh, god I hate the fake politeness you find in the south, being a rude asshole is preferable
It's called social lubricant, you ass fucked cum farting faggot (although twenty plus years ago gay yanks seemed to be more polite than the average northerner, so this is an insult against the straights, moreso). When everyone does it, which takes more effort when it's not genuine, it makes everyone a little happier, and it starts to come more naturally and truly good spirited.

>>15920520
Because fried chicken sells better.
It's a magnified cultural issue within a subculture.
Still not caused by white supremacists or some shit. Some commie could blame capitalism, but people are ultimately responsible for their own actions, and well, damn, fried chicken does taste better than vegetables.

>>15921030
I mean "fancy" as in above the usual mcchicken or mcdouble

I'd say those buttermilk tenders were fancy, yeah.

>>15918820
It could have been memory holed, but I suspect you may be right.
The thing is whoever made it nailed it perfectly, down to the minimalist art, that it seems like it could be real. Which is a scary thought about the state of things in of itself.

>>15916257
*sits in silence for 30 seconds*
"Oh haha were you talking to me? I guess ill hava a.."

>>15917176
At least you're actually making the manager and owner seethe more than anyone. They get the bonus for fast drive thru times.
The wagies don't actually care aside from not wanting to get chewed out. You'd have to grievously wound someone to get fired from McDonald's.

>>15916578
>fuck ton of scholarships grants and easier access to better education post highschool
This was a huge redpill for me when I went to college. There were even specific asian and jewish scholarships even though they are overrepresented.
Before that, it was working at a grocery store and seeing a black mother pay with ebt for lobster for herself and bags upon bags of cheap fatty, carby snacks for her 5 kids.

>>15921543
Wow, it's almost like he's right about poor whites in poor areas struggling just as much as poor blacks in poor areas when it comes to things like education.

>>15916488
this thread is about non-imagined interactions

>>15917308
FUCK YEAH! FUCK those Wagies FUCKING Punch em in the face if i did not have to worry about the damn police.

Would you like to round up for our corporate charity?

>>15922783
No thanks I hate charity
Makes people weak

>>15922414
i read this as imagined interactions and it was way funnier

>you guys got chicken nuggets?
>yes sir
>i hate chicken nuggets
>uh ok
>what about fries, you guys got any fries?
>yes sir we have fries
>i. hate. fries.
>now what about burgers, you got any burgers?
>is this a joke sir?
>me whispering
>i hate burgers..

>>15922152
What a perfunctory response. You've missed the entire point of manners.

>>15922152
dont care didn't read, get fucked hick.

>>15919532
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SNvQQhymT8o&t=0s
Learn

>>15920601
>Thinking that abusing minimum wage workers is badass/tough
NGMI

>>15918253
Fries don't care about your nuggies! xD

>>15916257
3 machicken and a large sprite

>>15923157
ok retard

>>15916341
Thats always pissed me off.
If thats my first time at a restaurant or they switched up their menu I'm now stuck sitting there for a few minutes holding up everything trying to read over what they're selling.

>>15916340
>Stein

Every
Fucking
Time

>>15916337
in australia a couple years at mcdonalds on the resume is a good thing, their training is pretty decent shows you can work a production line and keep an area clean
what the fuck are yall doing over there?

>Yeah hi can i get a cheese burger but can i substitute that for a burrito with no cheese.

>>15919532
food is not charged per calorie, if anything its the opposite, fat and sugar filed crap is cheap and anything with nutritional content costs decent money

>Can I get a 2c medium sprite?

>>15923484
Kek, so true

>>15919736
>yes, because shitty, calorie dense food is too cheap
eat less of it

>>15923995
This isn't the solution. About 70% of people are overweight or obese. These foods trick the brain. The only solution is to avoid them.

>>15924014
it's evolution to eat to excess, it keeps you alive when the starving times come.

just use self control you fucking reptile.

>>15924035
>just
how to identify yourself as a dullard with a surface level understanding of any issue

>>15924042
help im addicted to heroin, i literally cannot stop myself from putting this needle in my arm!!!

>>15924046
exhibit b

>>15924046

>>15924046
?????
Yes, that's literally what heroin addiction is?
Why do you think they're out there with NO HOUSE but YES HEROIN?
ITS BECAUSE THEY'RE ADDICTS
side note addicts are degen retards, but that doesn't mean they're not thralls to chemical dependancy

>>15916257
>I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>>15924583
it's because you feel sick for like 3 days when you quit using and it's easier to just keep riding it out than quit. they're not literally robots incapable of pushing H into their bodies. there's a choice every step of the way. there's no trick. people who quit using, just quit it.
a fuckin smoker isn't fighting his hand to pull a cigarette out of the box, any more than a gambler is compelled to pull the lever on a slot machine, or a fat fuck is compelled to order another mcdouble.

just use self control you fucking reptile.

>>15924593
>this guy pretends he isn't a slave to his physical urges
lmao, there's a reason these things are literally called "physically addictive"

That said, you can learn to kick an addiction, but the situation surrounding it is often the main factor for keeping people in them. Stop pretending like you're above vice. You're posting on fucking /ck/, after all.

>t. not an addict, not fat, but still posting on this godforsaken hellhole

>>15924598
i literally cannot keep myself from beating my wife

>>15916340
>Stein
how unexpected, what a surprise. Completely out of character for one of God's Chosen People

>>15923484
Chebby no bah

i used to work taco bell graveyard on the weekends

i wouldnt wish it on my worst enemy

>>15924611
Wew lad!

>>15917107
I've seen and been around enough black neighborhoods in my life. Every legit grocery store goes under because no one goes to them unless there's a liquor store in it which inevitably because too dangerous to operate

>"I'm so much better than these idiots" - thought the McDonalds Cashier

>Hello
>XYZ please
>Medium
>No
>No thanks
>Thank you

Was that so hard?

>>15925029
>Here is your large ABC, extra yes.

>>15920962
big maaac

>>15916257
>hi, I'd like a
Social stuff is difficult for y'all, eh?

pro tip for getting the right food is to never order in dt, it's a disaster for both communication and the wagies actually managing to put everything in the bag

>>15921986
el goblino mutt education in action here

>>15916578
>late stage capitalism
Stopped reading there.

>>15916261
>>15917060
I often say "I'll do a"
Don't really know why it's not really the most fitting verb but whatever
Not even ESL or a dialect thing

>>15917582
Anon feel free to keep being stupid but don't insist everyone lower themselves to your level just because you had to google a word

>>15917308
That happened, and then everyone in line and in the parking lot clapped.

>>15920018
or instead of carrying gloves around to order at nasty fucking kiosks I'll just tell them what I want and they give it to me
>>15925032
>oh that's not mine I ordered the XYZ

>>15916340
>alissa silverstein

>>15918820
>using jewgle
You all got baited

I have seen a homeless man OD in the lobby before

>>15918820
/pol/ made a bunch of fake pictures in that art style a few months back

>>15922241
>its fancy because instead of two 1/8 lb ground beef patties its one 1/4 lb patty and instead of a fried chicken breast in a sandwhich its 3 smaller fried chicken breasts
McCuckolds are a peculiar bunch

>>15916257
>freesyle rap what I want and get a burger with spit in it

>>15926020
>see a mega QT at the register
>make sure to make several creepy comments and leer at her breasts as I order
>enjoy my food with her amazing goddess spit

>>15923683
idk about Australia but another anon put it greatly there are much better unskilled jobs out there
>shows you can work a production line and keep an area clean
so it shows youre capable of doing an unskilled job?
if you want to work in the restaurant industry youre better off finding a nice place you really like and start washing dishes there letting them know you eventually want to work the line

>>15916340
>and the cause has its roots in white supremacy
>By Alissa Silverstein

>>15916340
lmao, is this shit real?

>>15922274
you mean five paychecks
black girls out there having more kids just for more government handouts

and its almost like when youre a shit person who doesnt care about there kids youre going to raise some shitty human beings

this is why black fathers never being around is such a huge detriment to there culture
but at the end of the day they have no one to blame but themselves anymore

>>15925456
The American Dream tm is dead
how many 25yr olds do you know with a wife career nice home two cars and a couple of kids

cause that use to be the norm

>>15916261
Absolute chad

>>15922916
>>15922931
Seething reddit incels.

>>15918214
newfie

>>15916261
>go to thai food cart
>"can I get pad se ewe with pork? Medium spicy."
>slanty eyed qt cashier smiles and says "no you can't."
>take her literally, figure she's smiling to be polite
>"oh, uh, well, let me think for a..."
>"I was joking, you can have that."
>later tell a friend about it
>mention I think that's a weird thing to do because a customer could storm off before she explains and they lose business
>"she was flirting with you, retard."
Curse my autism

>>15926959
She was unprofessional

>>15927495
Autism pt 2: Electric Boogaloo

>>15917243
Based wagie destroyer

>>15927632
what the fuck is this

>>15916257
If there is a line at the drive through I sometimes rehearse my order a few times just to be safe. I have also used my phone to look up what is on new menu items that I might be interested in so I don't have to ask (for instance, is that mayo on the Wendy's Pub Burger or some sort of cheese sauce). The thought of looking less than put together in front of the minimum wage meth addict taking my order brings me an inordinate amount of stress

>>15923671
>he doesn't plan out his meals for the week on Sunday afternoon
what the fuck, do people actually?

>>15917205
based reality checker

>>15919532
5 apples unironically cost more than a pack of cookies, so yes poverty is a big factor in weight...

>yeahhhhh uhhhhhhhhhh can i get the uhhhhhhhh hmmmmm

>saying my order
>halfway through
>"order whenever your ready"

Epic

>>15922011
This. Crime and obesity aren't the causes of their problems, but a symptom of being stupid, lazy, and aggressive people.

>>15925506
newfag

>>15916340
It wasn’t enough

>>15917049
And a large SPRAHT
God I feel bad for Becky, she's my favorite character.

>>15925278
Tell Taco Bell to stop being pussies and open their dining rooms then.

>Hello can i take your order
>Dude say- shut up *giggle*
>*Intelligible noises*
>Yeah can i get *sniggers* can i get BOOBS
>*Speed away*

>>15916370
Who do you think spent over a century making sure the nigs stayed poor

>>15928266
newfag

>>15922105
Same bro.

weird I literally just saw this mem on the greentexts instagram.

What a fucking faggot.

>>15922414
>>15920601
how can you be this dense

>>15926959
Terrible flirting, you weren’t even that autistic for this

>>15927739
You sound like you don’t shop for yourself. If you’re paying that much for apples they’re probably organic apples or a special type. In the off chance they are that expensive, you’re buying shit that’s not on sale when you’re apparently poor as shit. You can shop for healthy shit on sale each week to get nutrients in while being frugal and have it be less than a pack of cookies like Oreo or Chips Ahoy. I hate fucking retards who don’t know how to budget, take advantage of sales, or coupon, yet still bitch about prices. Economically illiterate piece of shit

>Excuse me, waitress? You dropped your name tag.

>>15918820
google has unironically taken down controversial images like that, the old "polish death camps" for example.

https://youtu.be/NJW_av0PQXM

>>15916385
Is that the point of this black person meme? That people don't know what they want? I thought they just thought it was funny. If I need more time I just say give me a second and then tell them. People really are anti-social as fuck these days aren't they?

>>15928639
LOL I shouldn't be laughing hysterically at this I used to do shit with my friends like this.

>>15916261
>could i get

is my go-to

>>15918440
I mean my name is on the longer side and people mishear it every single time so I try to use simple names like "Ed" or "Jack" to save myself the trouble

>pull up to drive thru
>"MY ORDER WILL BE AS FOLLOWS..."

>>15917924
im only a public threat to the chinese (and anyone with aspergers)

>cook alongs, hot sauce and recipe threads die in a couple hours
>This shit is 3 days old

>>15916475
I wish /pol/ was wrong sometimes

>>15916257
>walk up to order
>begin scanning the menu
>menu is a series of television screens with so much shit on there that you can't read it until you're 6 feet away from it
>halfway through the menu fuckin memes out and entirely fades away to a giant ad for some new piece of shit I don't want, and holds there for several seconds
>"Yeah uhhhhhhh"

WHAT THE FUCK ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY OR DO IN THAT SITUATION

Me this morning:
>Yeah I'll have a bacon egg and cheese biscuit, combo, tater tots, and coffee, black.

Literally don't know how it's possible for people to stay more than a minute ordering food.

>conclude my order with "and that'll be all"
>"Would you like xyz..."
I know they have to upsell shit but it still annoys me

>>15916257
BONELESS PIZZA

>>15916257

>>15927640
Theranos, ie, proof that billionaires are functionally retarded.

>>15916340
I'm not a racist (and yeah, I know every good phrase starts with "I'm not a racist but") but I'm gettin' real sick of hearing how wypipo are the bane of literally everything.

>>15916261
I'll toss out a "I'm gonna get" if I'm feeling spicy.

>>15916340
She's holding two MASSIVE pieces of fried chicken and the author's last name is Silverstein. This one is fake. It has to be fake. Please, please tell me that it's fake, I'm not joking.

>>15932831

>>15926959
>being mean to someone means they are flirting
dodged a bullet mate

>>15935141
Pure fucking reddit.

>>15916257
Fuck you nig, if I don't take my sweet time ordering those fucking low IQ wagie scum get my order wrong. They can't handle an order of 8 things in sets of 2. It's so bad now I have to check my bag while at the delivery window, forcing everyone to wait behind me.

>>15918431
>required to give away your name to order food

why

tfw the mcdonald worker embarassing me by making me repeat myself over and over again, because apparently I don't speak loud enough

>>15916261
For me it's
>waits in the parking lot for them to bring out my order to curbside
>gets points to get free food with their rewards program
Why do people bother ordering in the drive thru anymore?

>>15933999
yeah of course it's not white people's fault! it's not like white people literally enslaved black people in recent history

>>15936957
this
with mobile ordering you don't even need to interact with the wagie
they just hand you your food and you leave.

>>15916519
how to get spit in food

>Sir, sir! Y-you forgot your receipt