/ck/ - Food & Cooking

What are the benefits to having a fully open top compared to normal punchtabs?

So it warms up faster?

>>15915565
Makes it much easier for wasps to get in your beverage when you're drinking outside.
Japanese wasps are huge and need a bigger hole.

>>15915572
Japan is accommodating to a fault

>>15915565
So you can drink from it like a glass
>>15915568
If you can’t finish a can of beer before it gets warm, the issue is with you. Not the packaging.

>>15915558
Do you think this is a new invention?
>>15915565
The same reason beer is better out of a glass than straight from a can/bottle.

>>15915558
my local brewery has been doing this for so long they realise it fucking pointless and when back to the old design

>>15915581
Why is it pointless

>>15915579
zoomers these days think inventions and innovations is taking an existing idea that has worked for years and just rebranding to something else and pretend its new.
i would buy one of these just to flip it on the back and open it up with a can opener.

>>15915581
This is the SECOND post you've made today using 'when' instead of 'went'. please be careful, anon, other people learn English from this site

>>15915577
sounds like a poor design to me. oh right, but it's nips so it's :O

>>15915558
This only works because Japs don't litter.

>>15915558
Looks amazing asahi is one of my favorites

>>15915565
Didn't the some of the first tinned beers do this anyway

The modern stay-on tab was invented specifically because idiots always threw the pull-tabs into the bushes like savages. Stay-on tabs reduce litter and save several tons of aluminum for recycling per year.

>>15915607
>sounds like a poor design to me
I like how you explained what makes it poor.
It’s a design they’ve been using forever, just not with beer.
So clearly it’s proven and viable for its intended market.

>>15915558
We've had this for years

That sounds awful
I'd smash through them way too fast for my own good

>>15915558
>t. OP

>>15915558
We've had those in Norway for a while now.

>>15915686
We had these in Denmark for a while.
I had a really hard time finding a photo of one. I think Carlsberg tried to scrub the Internet of all references to their retarded plastic bottles.

They didn't keep the beer cold as well as glass bottles and every Dane over the age of five knows how to open a regular one without a bottleopener anyway. Not a big success.

Call me when there's a beer you open with a key.

>>15915737
>just imagine the hiss

>invented
That ring pull design has been around for eons

>>15915737
I can never open these things properly

>>15915588
it provides no benefit over the normal design and you spill it you loose a lot more a lot more quickly

>>15915591
It isnt my personal responsibility to correctly teach people how to learn English; especially on 4chan out of all places.

>>15915773
same, I even sometimes cut myself from it

>>15915780
lol japs are in the fucking stoneage

>>15915781
So by your logic, the ideal drinking vessel is a sippy cup?

>>15915565
you dont have to wash the top before drinking

>>15915780
T-thanks, senpai.

>>15915558
Dumb. This is not comparable to drinking from a glass. The can has to be designed with a narrow lip to withstand internal pressure and the weight of other cans stacked during transport. So you get this narrow closure on top of your "glass" that's gonna feel the same as drinking from a can, only messier. It's more like drinking out of a shitty jar rather than a glass, but even a jar is better - a jar still has a smooth surface for the liquid to flow directly through the opening. This blocks the flow of water

>>15915843
A few years ago, a culture of wearing clothes finally emerged.

this is dumb, now my drink is going to lose carbonation faster and when I inevitably knock it over I'll lose all of it instead of just some of it

>>15915880
See
>>15915628
Removable tops is the earlier design. It got phased out because some savages kept tossing them after popping a cold one, which meant you had sharp aluminium in the grass and bushes fucking everywhere.
It also wasted money, as the can itself got recycled, but that is still a significant loss as the top is a big surface area. Which is why it got phased out: Recycled is a lot cheaper than mint aluminium, and somebody pays for those cans.

>>15915908
maybe you would be more interested in an ice cold steelie

>>15915773
The trick is to hold it level on a table while you twist the key.

>>15915591
I seen that, to.

>>15915737
>what is a churchkey

I'm just glad that widemouth is the standard now.
Beercans in the 90s kinda sucked. Unlike the music.

>>15915577
Weeb Defense Force out already

>>15916134
even worse was boomer beer tabs

>>15915857
industrial lubricants and mouse piss makes your immune system strong against covid

>>15915558
Have you ever opened a can of sardines or tuna

>>15915558
>invented
OP as always is wrong and also a faggot. Those cans have been around for who knows how long. Mother road used to sell their 4 packs in them and it was awesome but it must have been to expensive at micro brew scale.
>>15915565
It means you don't have to pour it into a glass.

>>15915906
>just sitting there with a sword
bring back japans 2nd amendment

>>15916442
They never had a 2nd amendment. Swords were for the samurai caste only as a symbol of their authority. An authority they used to cut peasants down willy nilly.

>>15916183
lol I think you replied to the wrong post, dumbass nigger.
Or do you have trouble finishing an itty bitty beer before it gets warm?

>>15915558
>japan just invented something that has existed forever
so, this is the power of the samurai......

>>15916596
why is japanese cuisine so hilariously bad?
the main staple dish of nipponland is sushi which is literally just fish on rice
their curry is just watered soup
ramen is just inferior version of authentic Chinese noodles
even instant noodles is taiwanese (Chinese) and not from japan

why could the nips not make a satisfactory cuisine?

>>15915558
>chinese propaganda

>>15916394
If you want to be a snob its best to buy from a can and pour into a glass
since the can is never touched by light and has the exact same quality as tap

the only reason cans are considered inferior is because they carry a metalic note from being surrounded by aluminum

>>15916611
>the main staple dish of nipponland is sushi
bruh are you retarded youve never actually been to japan and have had real japanese food if you believe this
i bet you dont even know what japanese sushi is and think its that mayo covered deep fried shit your local happy sumo makes

nothing youve tried that was "japanese" was actually japanese

>>15915686
ya like dags?

>>15916611
Buyshitty japnese curry cubes
fucks it up
WhY Is ThIs sO WaTERy

gets shin ramen from walmart
this is inferior to muh taiwanese instant noodles that arent even ramen

>>15915846
yeah

>>15916664
Faggots like you are why the pasta never goes away.

>>15916690
what does calling you out for being dumb white trash
have to do with pasta

>>15916659
>since the can is never touched by light and has the exact same quality as tap
Different CO2 levels, and different levels of microbacteria.
Same reason why taco sauce tastes different between small containers and HUGE containers.

I agree on the premise: Tapping to glass means too much CO2 escapes, and you do get the aftertaste of the dried up minerals remaining in the glass after washing.

>>15916611
why is american cuisine so hilariously bad?
the main staple dish of lardland is mcdonalds which is literally just beef on bread
their instant potatoes are just watered mush
hungrymans are just inferior version of authentic european scot & jons
even the hamburger is german and not from America
why could the burgers not make a satisfactory cuisine?

>>15916191
newfags don't know about slicing your foot open every time you go to the beach because of those tabs disregarded in the sand

>>15916780
yah this shit wouldnt fly in america but even a bum fuck truck stop bathroom in nipland is spotless those fuckers make whites look like nogs

>>15916792
Your average public bathroom in Japan

>>15916694
You're not calling anyone out, you're getting baited by pasta.

>>15916869
nah theyre not all that nice
but theyre always spotless

>>15916880
oh shit good bait it legit seems like something a fly over would proclaim proudly

>>15915664
komesai.

>>15915558
>>15916792

a couple of US breweries already do this, i've had pic related and can't really say it impacted the flavor or beer drinking experience in any way. maybe its cheaper to manufacture?

>>15916910
just seems like a gimick

>>15916448
Exaggerated, but also the reason peasants formed a mafia to bully and eventually control the government, even now.

Caste system fucked them over to the point where the yakuza is romanticized, and still in charge.

>>15915558
This is not new technology wtf

>>15916940
>yakuza
>peasants

Part of the reason they've carried so much clout for so long is they maintain the image of being a continuation of the samurai. That's why they organize themselves into clans and until recently had some pretense of honorabru bushido code.

>>15916971
They mirror the culture but they where street kids with no families and prospects propped up
>until recently
what happnened?

>>15916894
Just stop. You’re embarrassing yourself. You’re doubling down on replying to the most basic-bitch pasta on this entire board.

>>15917003
imagine being embarrassed on some anonymouse outcast weeb forum
you need a life my friend

>>15916993
"recently" being, like, the '80s.

>>15917025
looks like the culture is exactly the same but there power diminished and they became less xenophobic intertwining themselves with foreign mafias

>>15916869
nah

>>15915591
>tfw purposely fucking up my english to throw off the esl zoomers in this site

>>15917070
Why they are so low ? Are Japanese really that short ?

>>15915558
this has been a thing in asia and america for literally 10+ years

>>15915577
>If you can’t finish a can of beer before it gets warm, the issue is with you. Not the packaging.
not all of us live in the fucking antarctic, Hernandez

>>15916890
>but theyre always spotless
nah go to a public bathroom in the park in hanami season
shit and piss fucking everywhere

>>15917307
lemme put it this way
I'm a 5'8" dwarven king and I had to duck to get under my shower head and be careful going through some door ways so I wouldn't bump them

>>15917307
Those low pissoirs are pretty comfy though.

>>15917322
>Claims to be a fuckin fair dinkum fuckin full grown aussie
>Can't finish a tinny much less a VB long neck before it heats up.
You dishonour us.

>>15915558
yes and these have been known to cut your mouth. you have to go out of your way to cut yourself on western ones

>>15917333
id love to watch a jap girl use the toilet

>>15917442
It looks the same as a white girl using one.
Just less explosive shit noises.
>t. Engaged to a Jap

>>15916752
>whataboutism
criticizing japan does not mean defending america

>>15917492
>replying to a pasta of a pasta
Welcome to /ck/. For future reference, that’s pasta.

>>15915614
Yeah those old fashioned tabs were all over. Slicing your fucking feet open when you go swimming and such, these just look like jumbo versions. With how much people in the states litter it'd make every public space like walking on knives.

>>15917472
>t. Engaged to a Jap
so you got a GoPro in the toilet or what

>>15918892
japanese women are very self conscious about bathroom sounds and will continuously and neurotically flush the toilet the entire time they are in there to mask what they're doing. It has become an issue with wasting water because they all do it so toilet manufacturers have made it so toilets have a pressure sensor which causes the toilet to play music or the sound of running water when it's in use

doesn't matter, they still flush constantly

>>15916752

>>15915928
What was the point of this post? You literally rephrased the one you replied to, using more words.

>>15916752
scott and jons is just of of many world wide microwavable dishes

we've had these here for an eternity.

>>15917472
>>t. Engaged to a Jap
so when's the divorce?

>>15915558
so they've invented the aluminum glass

>>15915906
Me second from right sitting on invisible nippon chair

>>15915737
Do they still make products with those keys? I never seen them.

>>15915558
I tried this and it was good. People here are obsessed with beer head so I think it will be popular. Gonna go get some now actually.

I like how they put "dry" in wuotes, like they actually know full well this is a medium dry beer at best. Don't get me wrong, it's a solid beer, but I have yet to find a beer in Japan that is similar to Urquell or Jever.

>>15915565
so you can roofie people easier

>>15915664
>t. zhang

>>15915558
Finland, Denmark and Norway have had those cans for ages.
Us swedes haven't because we're kind of having a hard time getting out of the industrial revolution

>>15919762
It has nothing to do with how technologically advanced you are, you fucking smoothbrain.

>>15918998
Because anon 880 is a fucking retard, that is why.
Duh

>>15915558
Love that beer

>>15915846
Yes.

>>15918961
This is mens fault somehow isn't it? Like japs that hear a girl toot loudly make the rumor rounds in office faster than a kamikaze racing with gravity. Then they are forever poked fun at for not being silent phantoms without bowels.

>>15915572
At least you will be able to tell there is a wasp in there before you take a swig

>>15915843
Does your country have one of these?

https://youtu.be/39wdh-hNqyE

>>15917283
should of made it more subtle

>>15916678
Dags?

>>15915565
This way you can have a beer with foam (beer head) like you would with a glass.

>>15915579
People who actually believe this have almost certainly never tried a beer that actually benefits from being poured.

>>15915637
Ahhh warm one cup ozeki

>>15920066
what even is the point of this? its complicated for no reason. why not have a screw top besides "lol random wacky japonese thing"?

>>15915558
This has existed in Europe for well over a decade, I don't even know how much longer

dont care still only drinking strong zero

>>15916067
No you dint.

>>15915558
making real women obsolete

Beer doesn't need it, but other canned drinks should.

I use this thing to cut the top off to make mix drinks in the can and save myself from washing glasses.

>>15915573
fpbp

>>15915565
So you can throw the tabs into beach sand so children and pets will cut their feet. Super based

>>15919735
ywnbj

>>15920612
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Codd-neck_bottle
It's not Japanese. It's a British invention that nearly everyone (the Brits included) stopped using because it was shit.

Zoomers can't into Mickey's Big Mouths

>>15915558
This has been around for years

>>15915568
if anything, it warms up slower. Air is an insulator

Weren't pop tops invented because this style of can had sharp edges on the lip?

>>15915846
Yes

>>15919669
>People here are obsessed with beer head
Which is ironic, because japanese beer is watery shit that can't form a proper head.

>>15915558
https://youtu.be/NumHRpMkX98
https://youtu.be/Djra6eVDH8c
https://youtu.be/JTzzOd7f7_s

>>15915753

>>15915558
>>15915780

WTF? These have been around in Japan since 1985 at least
https://youtu.be/y7HJ7zBHLyA?t=58

>>15915628
>>15915928
I went to recycle a bunch of cans once and had a bag full of stay-on tabs. They were collected for some charity but no one was donating at the time so I got them. The guy at the recycler said next time, leave the tabs on the cans because separately they're worth less. He gave me can price for them anyways.

They booed a guy off shark tank with a can opener that did the same thing.

>>15923084
>80 year old cigarettes
comfy

>>15919625
The only product I see still opened that way is corned beef, no idea why they haven't started using the same style can that spam uses since it's the same shape.

>>15919625
As stated, corned beef, It's the only thing I've seen packaged with a key (part time Kroger slave). I think because it's all packed in Brazil and I'm guessing it's still common there.

>>15917322
if YOU cant finish a beer then get the fuck out, swim to the sheep fuckers if you have to youre not welcome here

>>15915846
When drunk and clumsy, yes.

>>15919936
That's why the Japanese woman needs to come home to the white man.

>>15923674
>corned beef
I have 2 cans of these. What the fuck do I do with them?

>>15920612
Because it’s ‘fun’, you marketing brainlet. You seem to be under an incorrect impression that it’s a product which competes with all other soft drinks.
It’s literally intended for kids. And like a lot of kids’ candy and whatnot, the packaging gimmick works.
Nobody in Japan above grade school age drinks ramune, except for a nostalgia kick.

>>15922804
>beerlet detected
Fuck, that sort of thing is the most basic entry-level shit test and you still failed. Enjoy your s’mores/cupcake/whatever IPA I guess.

>>15924274
>slice
>fry in skillet
>eat on bread with mustard and sauerkraut

>>15916126
I want the paint can method, where I need a flathead to open the fucker.

>>15920821
you're fucking up the plastic film inside the can and objectively making your drink taste worse.

>>15924518
it should be like a tube of cinnamon rolls where you have to squeeze it and the beer goes everywhere

>>15915558
Why aren't all cans made like this?

>>15924669
you'll blow out your flip flop and step on one

>>15924684
Just live in a civilised country where everyone knows how to use a bin.

>>15924716
which one because im frothing at the gash to google "country name" + litter