/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15911631
Yes. What are you expecting from this thread, an argument?

>>15911683
Agreeed. Garlic bread goes with italian style dishes, and salad is a common enough starter. Don't know what op's going for.

>>15911631
olive garden has the best lasagna in the game fuck u retad

>>15911631
sounds good, maybe you're a faggot?

What do you even want? (you)s? You would be bitching just as much if it wasn't served with salad.

>>15911631
God damn I could eat a whole pan of lasagna right now.

>>15912823
>olive garden
>best
Pick one

>>15911631
>Ah yes, let's serve our plate of carbs with a side of carbs and some extra carbs

>>15912823
olive garden doesn't have the best anything

>>15913828
boysed.

>>15913828
So what then?
Roast chicken on the side? You haven't made any argument.

>>15914623
>Let's serve a carb and cheese fest with more carbs.

Salad, motherfucker, do you speak it?

Sounds good to me, just need a bottle of wine to go with it.

>>15914629
Salad is stated in the OP.

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>>15914629
salad isn't carbs now?

>>15914704
American salad is megacarbs.

>>15914654
>>15914650
>>15914623
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>>15912921
>>15911683
The point is, and I'll try to make it as clear as possible: DO NOT SERVE BREAD WITH PASTA.

>>15911631
Lukewarm lasagna, layed between the ass cheeks of a cute girl, smushed around.

>>15914965
The point is, and I'll try to make it as clear as possible: YOU ARE A FUCKING RETARD.

>>15914998
>The point is, and I'll try to make it as clear as possible: YOU ARE A FUCKING RETARD.

>>15914965
But it's not pasta, it's lasagne.

>>15914965
What am I supposed to use to mop up the delicious sauce at the end? Or are you implying I should waste that food anon? You're not wasteful are you?

>>15915044
A little piece of bread to collect the sauce: okay

Several slices of buttered bread as a side dish: not okay.

>>15914965
>lol u r fat im not
sure buddy

>>15915071
I'm really confused right now...
You can obviously NOT eat the bread. Saying it's not "ok" is kind of retarded. What if I said a salad is not "ok" because it's full of dressing that has almost as much calories as a slice of garlic bread?

Also, just cook for yourself faggot

>>15915071
I am gonna butter that little piece of sauce mop bread and there's nothing you can do about it

>>15914965
What's wrong with that, people eat protein and meat all the time

Are you autis- you are autistic right?

I wouldn't serve garlic bread with anything, if I had my way.
But especially this
>>15913828
>>15914965

>>15911683
OP would be foolish not to. If there is one thing that's guaranteed from posting literally any opinion on /ck/, it's an argument. But the banter is often quality.

>>15914649
Very good, sir. May I suggest the Zinfandel?

>>15914629
Why are you fat faggots so scared of carbohydrates?

>>15915460
They have no self control

>>15915460
It's not fear, it's common sense.

Would you serve potato salads with risotto?

>>15915387
>Are you autis- you are autistic right?
Cringed hard

>>15915593
It's fucking bullshit nonsense rules your mum told you.
Grow the fuck up, and mind you own business.
Faggot

Serve my asshole you flaming homo retard

>>15911631
Bread with lasagna, what are you? Some kind of idiot?

>>15912823
honestly id rather eat some frozen stouffers lasagna

>>15912815
>Garlic bread goes with italian style dishes
not if you're talking about pasta (which includes lasagna). garlic bread is literally a huge piece of toast. why would I want bread with my pasta? imagine eating a toast with pizza, or bread with a bowl of rice. that's what you're doing, it's retarded.
It was invented by american restaurants and sold to you as "italian" so that they could sell you cheap shitty garlic-flavored toast as half of your meal for the price of a full dish.

>>15914623
it doesn't need a "side". does pizza need a "side"? just serve a bigger piece of lasagna,
but then that would hurt the restaurant's profits, so they replace half the lasagna with a huge piece of bread, and you thank them for it. lmao. imagine you order a pizza and they serve you half of a pizza with a toasted baguette smeared in garlic butter. that's what this is.

>>15912823
It's surprisingly good. I've never ordered it myself, because who the fuck would do that? Might as well order spaghetti. But after a catered function I took some home when they were giving it away, and like soups and stews, it set up in my fridge for a day or two. Absolutely solid. So is the aforementioned spaghetti and meatballs by the way. Guess they wouldn't be in business if that wasn't the case.

>>15915890
based, stouffers is way better than olive garden

>>15911631
garfield literally made me eat lasagna for the first time and I loved ever since, thanks based garfield

>>15913828
>OMG CARBS

>>15915897
Bread on the side of rice is delicious and you're just a silly bitch

>>15917121
>Davis really had no intention of making the strip funny at all:
>Davis makes no attempt to conceal the crass commercial motivations behind his creation of Garfield. He carefully studied the marketplace when developing Garfield. The genesis of the strip was “a conscious effort to come up with a good, marketable character,” Davis told Walter Shapiro in a 1982 interview in theWashington Post. “And primarily an animal. … Snoopy is very popular in licensing. Charlie Brown is not.” So, Davis looked around and noticed that dogs were popular in the funny papers, but there wasn’t a strip for the nation’s 15 million cat owners. Then, he consciously developed a stable of recurring, repetitive jokes for the cat. He hates Mondays. He loves lasagna. He sure is fat.
>The model for Garfield was Charles Schulz’s Peanuts, but not the funny Peanuts of that strip’s early years. Rather, Davis wanted to mimic the sunny, humorless monotony of Peanuts‘ twilight years. “After 50 years, Snoopy was still laying in that dog house, and rather than getting old, it actually has the opposite effect,” Davis told the Chicago Sun-Times last year during the press blitz for Garfield‘s 25th anniversary.
>"In '20 Years & Still Kicking!: Garfield's Twentieth Anniversary Collection', Jim Davis stated that he wishes he had made pizza Garfield's favorite food rather than lasagna, as he claims that pizza is much easier to draw than lasagna is."

>>15911631
Garlic bread is amazing fuck you

>>15915890
>those crunchy bits of cheese and sauce at the edges of the dish
>that unmistakable microwaved food texture
fuck, now I want one too