/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Last time I ate it I literally passed out and still do not know why

>>15913941
Incilin spike

I’ve literally never been to a Chipotle. I kind of want to try it, but I’m a little intimidated by the “build your own” aspect, especially since it would be my first time there. I can handle Subway, is it about as easy as that?

>>15913938
Literally did and all I got was a Chicken bowl, disgusting shart felt so gross

>>15913946
In terms of fast food it's up there with chic fil a

>>15913944
I'm not diabetic

>>15913938
If chipotle gives you diarrhea than you must have a baby gut or something. Man up faggot.

>>15913954
Love me Nemo cakes simple as

/ck/ has the most pathetic bowels on earth
>spicy
diarrhea
>oily
diarrhea
>dairy
diarrhea
>basicass unoffendinf food like chipotle with no heat and no excessive amounts of grease, consisting mainly of carbs, lean meat, and some cheese
diarrhea
what DOESN'T give you faggots diarrhea? just go drink soylent if you can't eat anything without shitting your guts out

>there are anons on this board that actually get cheese in their burrito/bowl
fucking
disgusting

>>15914229
>eat food
>blast ass
this is the /ck/ way

>>15913938
This shit gave me IBS. Seriously, I got horrible food poisoning for a WEEK during the romaine shitfests in 2015 and since then I’ve had cramps and diarrhea on a bi monthly basis. I wish I could sue these fucks for what they did to my colon

>>15913938
I get diarrhea from this place yet I can eat at hole in the wall Mexican joints and feel just fine

>>15913960
Do you think diabetics and produce insulin?

>>15913960
>>15914327
*Do you think diabetics can produce insulin?

>>15913938
I've never had diarrhea eating spicy food, I think my insides are callused up from eating chicken bones and fish bones. I had to dig into my asshole to pull a fishbone that was making me bleed out a few weeks ago.

>>15914302
Same

>>15913938
nasty ass shit. fuck that place

Did someone say
>C H I P O T L E

>>15914229
It's called being q patrician and having a patrician super taste buds and palette

>>15914229
Horrendously unbased.
Diarrhoea is the true nectar of the Gods.
Never speak I'll of it until you've had a mature transwoman spray putrid diarrhoea in your mouth and face.

>eat the greasiest garbage plate mexican food
>normal stool
>eat chipotle
>Diarrhea all day
How do they suck so hard? I eat shit made by people who probobly don't even know there's a health code and then those dumb californians spend fuckoff huege money on improving their shit and it only gets worse.

I probably have bottom 5% tier digestive system and sometimes have week long bouts of diahrrea but ive never had a problem with chipotle, or taco bell, or mexican food in general. I really dont know why anyone would either since its basically ground beef lettuce and tomatoes on rice. I get mine with all the salsa and sour cream and guac whatever the fuck they have and I never have a problem. I think its placebo

>>15914340

>>15913938
The Mexican restaurant across the street serves a burrito combo that’s bigger, better, and cheaper. Fuck chipotle

>>15913938
Everything there tastes so bland

>>15915439
agreed. these people are paranoid retards with poor gut flora.

>>15913946
>but I’m a little intimidated by the “build your own” aspect

Do americans really?

>>15914340
uh... your stomach acid should have dissolved it

>>15914229
80% of ck user base are alcoholics and they shit themselves st least once a month. What do you expect when they can't retain water?

>>15913946
Order online and pick it up

>>15913938
I had chipotle one single time just to see what the fuss was about. It tasted sweet and salty, but not in a good way. Everything about it just tasted wrong, like I was doing something bad to my body and soul by eating this slop.

>>15913938
>gives you clostridium perfringens

>>15914229
wypipo have sensitive tum tums

>>15913938
Diarrhea is almost always a result of contamination by the cook. Likely didn't clean his hands after taking a shit or the cooking area is dirty as fuck and never cleaned. I've never had issues at the ones i go to but I also have watched how they prepare the food and they basically cook all the meat together which is a disaster and can easily cause cross contamination if they aren't cooked all the way.

Who the fuck are these people with such weak genes that a small amount of beans, beef, and cheese sends them running to the bathroom?

americans see something with vegetables in it then think it's going to give them diarrhea

>>15916517
>weak genes
Some people just have sensitive stomachs to food that isn't really natural. Chipotle doesn't bother me but most greasy fast food does to some extent because it's garbage for the body.

>>15913938
i'm totally fine with chipotle unless i get the black beans and then yes, diarrhea.

>>15916998
I, too, am Ridin' With Biden™

>>15915463
Not where I'm from at all, the place across the street either charges more for the same amount or just a bit cheaper for food that tastes considerably worse than Taco Bell, let alone Chipotle

Why does chipotle give you diarrhea though? its mostly carbs?

>>15918154
Because they're all soy connoisseurs

>>15913938
>Chipotle

>>15914296
It’s been speculated that that was actually a bit of financial crime. Some firms thought the stock was over valued and shorted it. Soon after a rash of food poisoning events happened across the country. They tried to trace it back, at first to the lettuce but eventually the only like was the lemon wedges which were left out by the soda fountains.
You were probably poisoned by some wall st jews in a case of corporate sabotage.

>>15918421
It was actually the temp they kept the lettuce in. It was room temp, not even cooled. Perfect breeding ground for all kinds of nasty shit

>>15913960

but you are a faggot.

>>15913944
insulin

>>15914340
>I had to dig into my asshole to pull a fishbone that was making me bleed

>>15917032
>if you're not a fat amerishart that can consume 3000 calories of carbs, fat and dairy in a single sitting without facing gastrointestinal repercussions, yer a fuckin liberal faggot
truly the most beautiful breed of human. god bless the usa.