/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15909216
okay princess

>>15909216
Nothing outstanding or as big as Italian for example, but not no cuisine.
Georgian and Russian are kinda unique. Maybe you can merge Scandinavian cuisines.

>>15909216
Define real cuisine

>>15909216
Go fuck a schnitzel.

>>15909216
Africa has real cuisine?

>>15909216
i'll eat my flæskesteg myself then

>>15909216
Dover has """"real"""" cuisine?

>>15909315
I sucked the best cock ever tasted in Dover. Faggot like you wouldn't know that.

>>15909216
it's almost like cold areas dont really grow fruit, spices or interesting vegetables!!
how peculiar!?!?!?!?!?!

GEE ANON
I WONDER

HMMMMMMM

>>15909216
Posted by an American, where they eat shit food every day.

>>15909216
Obsessed by Euro food eh Amerifat.

>>15909216
I think the line should go above austria and bavaria.

t. Frenchman

>>15909306
>look this shit up
>what the fuck is this moonspeak
>english results only
>roast pork with bay leaf, salt and pepper

REAL CUISINE

>>15909367
What about Switzerland?

>>15909216
time to face hard truths, lads

>>15909408
Cajun.

>>15909439
I can agree to that modification.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Apx1H_XUeKk

>>15909216
>not admiring eastern euro cuisine
>not liking pierogi
>not liking borscht
sasuga anon

>>15909380
It's under bavaria...

>>15909216
Cool story bro

>not liking weisswurst
>not liking gingerbread
>not liking german beer
>not liking pumpernickel bread
>not liking pickled beets
>not liking sauerkraut
>not liking viennese pastries
>not liking jelly donuts
>not liking potato salad
>not liking pierogies
>not liking borscht
>not liking cheddar
>not liking stouts
>not liking stilton
>not liking coleslaw
>not liking poppy seed cakes
>not liking kielbasa
>not liking pickled herring
>not liking kippers
>not liking mashed potatoes
what a gay opinion to have lmao

>>15909216
>implying northern (gross) cuisine wasn't just about getting lots of fat on the body so peasants could survive winters

>>15909532
>liking stouts

>>15909216
none of the countries inside the black line have any real cuisine

Go fuck yourself.

its not so much they dont have cuisine is that they are next to countries with some of the best cusine in the world so nordic countries look worse by comparison, I think its unfair though

>>15909216
This doesn't make any sense. Your internals are optimized to the foods of these regions. You can actually get sick from eating too much other cultures.

>>15909336
based

reminder that nordic ryebread is the only kind of bread worth anything

>>15909598
I would give anything to smell her farts and lick her butthole after a meal of those

>>15909216
What is Albanian cuisine like ?

>>15909367
>bavaria
Why do people think Bavaria is that special? Many dishes foreigners consider Bavarian are common everywhere in Germany and often have unknown origins. And when it comes to the most cliche things like bread or sausages they have the blandest ones. All baked goods are just made from wheat with no variety. Their sausages are also boring. The more north/east you go the better cured meat products get.

>>15909647
t. King of the newageists

>>15909736
Halal

Dutch cuisine has some good stuff. Herring, croquettes, stamppot and we have good cookies. But otherwise, it's not that great.

>>15909557
>canadian cuisine
canadian cuisine is even less real than american cuisine

>>15909216
Fuck off italy fag, noodles are from China and tomatoes are from the Americas. Before the 1600 you were just eating bread and meat like the rest of Europe.

>>15909380
Switzerland is definitely below the line. OP is ignorant

>>15909647
You shouldn’t eat cultures at all you pig!

>>15909707
I don't agree but ryebread porridge is amazing.
Nordic cuisine while not amazing uses some really cool products.

>>15909216
Some East-European cuisine is fantastic, but people just associate it with vlad blowing up his apartment frying pastries on gas stove.

>>15909598
If only that fish was my penis

>>15909371
Yeah that sounds good, maybe Nordic people were too busy inventing stuff and banging hot chicks to come up with gay little soufflés

>>15909408
WRONG

>>15909426
All the indian places near me are dogshit while the Pakistani places are amazing, especially during Ramadan. Fix your fucking map

>>15912995
Are the Indian places near you located in India?

>>15909216
Fixed that for you OP, no need to thank me.

>>15909408
But muh bbq. Muh skyline.

>>15909426
>completely disregards arab food
nice b8, retard

>>15909598
Dutch herring is fucking revolting.

>>15909216
As above, so below

>>15909647
this is some next level bro-science

>>15910318
This. Fuck bavaria

>>15909245
Actually retarded if u think they don't have good cuisine. I hope this is bait

Well done Kent!

>>15909216
>Russia doesn't have great cuisine

>>15911342
Don't forget oude kaas.

Lol amerifats having food opinions. New York -Izaäk for instance is like microwave gas station pizza in europe

>>15909216
Russia has cusine but you have to skip drunken gopniks and their drug ridden cancer tier garbage to get there

>>15909367
Based Frenchie. Austrian cuisine is top tier and very underrated.

>>15913475
cope

>>15909408
Move the line above the CSA

>>15909216
>grisons left out if only partially
redeemed

>>15909216
Sweden, Norway, and Finland has some really good food though

>>15909216
>t. Braindead yank that knows nothing outside of what is spoonfed to him by his corrupt media

Everywhere has cuisine, some aren't as fanciful as others but that doesn't mean a regional little known dish from Norway isn't as good as coq au vin

>>15909216
Alsace is French

>>15909239
I imagine they mean
>whine
>cheese
>white bread
>horse steak
>paper thin deli meat
>pizza
which isn't saying very much.

>>15909216
>shitaly has real cuisine

>>15917552
It's an Italian you retard. You can tell because he included shitaly and their retard pizzas.

>>15909216
>when OP outlines the borders of the old empire

>>15909736
I dunno, but the server would probably look and smell like a Jersey Shore knockoff

>>15909216
It's almost like you can grow better and more varied produce in Mediterranean climates.
If only we had some kind of system to mark this on maps....

>>15915459
You're coping? Yeah and?

>>15909216
>>15909367
>>15909408
>>15909426
>>15909439
>>15909532
>>15913475
Shitalian food and pseudo culture are overblown by terrones shilling it from America. Your cuisine is unhealthy fatty-fuck trash based on pasta that makes you all look like bloated pigs.
If you want healthy food, head out for Germany, Czech, Poland. If you want actual Med cuisine, try Greek or Spanish. >inb4 le butifel shitalian women

Yeah, Monica Belucci and a bunch of retro porn Shitalian whores, also overblown by Terrones from Shartmerica. Fuck Shitalians and fuck Shitaly.

>>15909216
i'm giving poland a pass just for perogies but that's it

>>15919080
what did italy do to you lmao

>>15919080
You okay there bro

>>15914344
They dont

>>15909216
>british cuisine doesn't exist
>every day there's a british food hate thread

>>15919080
breathe

>>15919080
>If you want healthy food, head out for Germany, Czech, Poland
Healthy=fatty? Are you 80 and had to survive famine after ww2?

>>15909242
Stolen from Italy. Basically their version of Cotoletta alla Milanese.

>>15909216
Its true that western and eastern european cuisine is shitty, bland poverty food.
But swedish cuisine is the best in the world.

>>15914344
africans didnt even use spices until the white man came and taught them.

>>15919897
cope

>>15918116
For now....

>>15919798
Fuck off retard.

>>15909216
What's that little segment of Russia above Poland and below Lithuania?

>>15913475
Northern German food is terrible.

>>15917552
>that doesn't mean a regional little known dish from Norway isn't as good as coq au vin

Yes it does. At least choose a credible example.

>>15919080
Yeah right, which is why the Italian life expectancy is lower than Germany, Czech, Poland and the cardiovascular incidents rate is higher NOT. You're full of shit. You could have chosen France, which does have somewhat healthier food than Italy, but you chose retarded examples.

>>15909216
>Honhonhon I've been trekking through le mud for 6 hourz and I have finally found le snail
>Ayyyyyyy lemme get-a da pastrolio wit-a da raviolionchini, capiche?
>Literally no food in this country since they're all hungary
>Yeah lemme get a gyroscope sandwich
>do you guys have turkey?

>>15920289
That's because Shitalians are lazy and don't actually work.

>>15909242
>schnitzel
escalope*

>>15920705
>better food than you
>live longer than you
>need to work less to achieve these things
I can see why you're so angry

>>15909216
I hate you for it, but you are correct

>>15909216
there's some pretty good scandinavian food

>>15909216
name 3 meals from bulgarian "cuisine"

>>15920145
Kaliningrad (formerly Königsberg).
Used to be the capital of the Teutonic Order and subsequently of Ducal Prussia (until they moved it to Berlin when the duchy became a kingdom).

The Allies agreed at the Potsdam conference that it would be transferred to the USSR (specifically as an exclave of the Russian SFSR).
As it was part of Russia itself when the USSR collapsed it stayed as a Russian exclave between Poland and Lithuania; it is also very important strategically as the Soviet Baltic Fleet was based there (and the Russian ones still is).

You might also have heard of Königsberg as the birthplace of Immanuel Kant, he lived there all his life and apparently never went farther than 100km from the city in his entire life (he was almost 80 when he died).

Norwegians pretty much eat the same shit that westerners do tho

German speaking countries have fantastic food.

Just search for Frühstück, Hefeweizen, Mosel Wein, Veltliner, Emmental to start your journey.

Greets from Belgium.

>>15919080
Did your father leave home because your mother couldn't make a simple carbonara?

>>15921000
they don't proper lunch. they only eat bread mostly.

>>15909216
>Hungary has real cuisine
>Poland doesn't
>Russia doesn't
>Lithuania doesn't

You absolute fucking illiterate slack-jawed retard. Go back to whatever shithole country you floated on a raft to get away from. Opinions this bad should be punishable by death.

>>15920705
you have no clue what it takes to maintain a world-class cuisine huh, stay seething