/ck/ - Food & Cooking

i am defeated

>>15890170
Those have gluten
Gross!

i may be a fat fuck but ill never be a diabetic fat fuck

>>15890176
You do realize the biggest risk factor for diabetes is being a lardass, right?

Trader joe's belgian chocolate is good

>>15890170
Chocolate is only cocoa, sugar, fat, and maybe preservative and a minor flavoring, no diary and no grains.
Anything else is candy.

I..can't

>>15890170
For easily-available chocolate, they mogg everything else

>>15890611
>Chocolate is only cocoa
>Anything else is candy
Ftfy

while i agree imma have to go with the white truffle ones more.

Tony's Chocolonely wins every time. Not very often you can come across candy that's humanely sourced.

>>15890170

>>15891011
Meh... All U.S. chocolates have a sour aftertaste. Maybe I have braindamage.

>>15890170
Maserati XXX

>>15890951
>humanely sourced
chocolate tastes better when third worlders suffer for it

>>15891129
>>>15891011
>Meh... All U.S. chocolates have a sour aftertaste. Maybe I have braindamage.

>>15891129
no, you're right
its because they use a different preservative to european chocolate, so it comes off as acidic or vomit-y
theres an adam ragusea video on it

How long will you wait?

>>15890517
no it isnt you fucking retard, do you even know what beetus is?
parts of asia have some of the highest rates of diabetes in the world despite them all being skinny
insulin resistance has literally nothing to do with your weight, in the west people who consoom carbs all day tend to be overweight but you can be fat while eating zero carbs

>>15890170
*kneels*

>>15890517
Being fat is only a risk factor for diabetes in the west because it's often a sign the person eats way too many carbohydrates, especially refined and sugars. If you're 500lb but eat next to no carbs your risk of diabetes is literally zero, on the flip-side if you're 200lb but eat nothing but rice your chances are significantly higher.

>>15890170
Lind ist so ein dreck, nur voll mit palmöl

>>15890170
the red ones are meh, the blue ones are where it's at

>>15893810
I SWEAR i'm not jewish

>>15890170
lindt is great but lindor sucks, they are too sweet and buttery

How can you do something that tastes at least 20% as good as they do at home?

>>15890170
BBC

>>15891770
You're a stupid piece of shit. 90% of people who get type 2 diabetes are obese.
And no, Japan's rate is nowhere close tp the US. In 2019 the US was on spot #43 and Japan on spot #127.
That's for people who have either type 1 or 2 btw.
https://www.indexmundi.com/facts/indicators/SH.STA.DIAB.ZS/rankings
And mind you, this is without even adjusting for age and as we all know Japan is overall older. Not to mention, that Japan is increasingly adopting western diets

And no, sugar doesn't cause diabetes, you obese retard.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5436961/
>RESULTS:
>Fifteen prospective cohort studies (251 261 unique participants, 16 416 cases) met the eligibility criteria, comparing the highest intake (median 137, 35.2 and 78 g/d) with the lowest intake (median 65, 9.7 and 25.8 g/d) of total sugars, fructose and sucrose, respectively. Although there was no association of total sugars (RR 0.91, 95% confidence interval [CI] 0.76–1.09) or fructose (RR 1.04, 95% CI 0.84–1.29) with type 2 diabetes, sucrose was associated with a decreased risk of type 2 diabetes (RR 0.89, 95% CI 0.80–0.98). Our confidence in the estimates was limited by evidence of serious inconsistency between studies for total sugars and fructose, and serious imprecision in the pooled estimates for all 3 sugar categories.

>>15891824
See >>15894777, obese retard.

>>15891824
>insulin resistance has literally nothing to do with your weight
>>15891824
>If you're 500lb but eat next to no carbs your risk of diabetes is literally zero

Is this actually true, /ck/ bros?

>>15890170
>and it was fucking easy too

>>15890170

>>15890170

when i worked at a Godiva boutique, I would eat like 3 or 4 these in a shift, love them shits like you wouldnt believe.

>>15890170

>>15891824
>200lb as an example of a healthy weight person
found the amerifat

I don't go out and buy chocolate bars because I'm not a child or a woman on their period.

>>15895181
Imagine being so insecure you think only kids can enjoy chocolate.

>>15890170
>Sugar, vegetable fat (coconut, palm kernel), cocoa BUTTER, cocoa mass, whole MILK powder, lean MILK powder, MILK sugar, BUTTERreinfett, emulsifier (SOY lecithin), barley malt extract, flavors
ameritards lmao

>>15894816
Well diabetes is a metabolic disease where your body becomes increasingly resistant to insulin, which is due to increasingly higher spikes in blood sugar
If you dont eat carbohydrates your blood sugar doesnt spike as the only glucose in your blood is produced by your liver, and your liver only produces what your body(brain) needs
Low carbohydrate diet is quite a popular alternative treatment to diabetes because of this reason
Weight really has nothing to do with it outside of the fact that people who are fact often consume a lot of carbohydrates, sugars especially. It's hard to develop diabetes without being overweight as excess carbohydrates make you fat easier than fat itself but if you are fat despite consuming very little carbohydrates then you have no risk in developing diabetes

>>15894777
>90% of people who get type 2 diabetes are obese.
because excess carb consumption promotes obesity
>sugar doesn't cause diabetes
i never said sugar, i said carbs period
you are so fucking dumb holy shit

>>15895357
You're a fat retard, see >>15894777

>>15895383
youre a fat retard in denial, see >>15895366

>>15890170
Ferrero rocher

>>15895366
>because excess carb consumption promotes obesity
Any caloric surplus generates obesity, obese moron. Thermodynamics.
>i never said sugar, i said carbs period
This whole discussion started because some fat idiot implied some chocolate gives you diabetes. You brought up carbohydrates and Asian countries to move the goalposts, and I empirically demonstrated their diabetes rates are nowhere near American rates. And their diet is proportionally higher in carbohydrates so even talking about carbs you're still in the wrong, fat idiot. Perhaps if you weren't a sedentary lardass, you'd not be scared of carbs.

You're yet to post any study or statistics, I've done so.

>>15895414
you are so fucking retarded its actually funny
>calorie is a calorie
how to spot the typical "according to studies" NPC lmao

>>15895414
Do you have legitimate dyslexia?

>>15895421
Go ahead and post a study, obese subhuman scared of carbohydrates.

*ahem*

>>15890170
You realise these are literally just chocolate flavoured lard right? They're fucking disgusting

Ferrero rochet is the patrician choice

This was by far the best box of chocolates I ever had.

those are pretty comfy in a shitty chocolate kinda way. Like lindors, actually

I like the actual chocolate bars from lindt more than the chocolates or truffles.
>>15896724
Never even seen these but would love to try.
>>15896809
These are quite good.

>>15890170
Fuck Lindt
>>15894914
Absolutely based, Cailler is fucking godly
Too bad it doesn't seem to be sold outside of Switzerland?

>>15890170
*blocks your path*

>>15890170

those seahorse shaped ones
luxureh

>>15890170
Whittakers.

>>15890548
I second this. Get the Pound Plus bars.

>>15896960
Where do you get these?

>>15890170
Ferrero Rocher
Or picrel, which is just posh lindor but 100x better

>>15896994
In Waitrose, Harrods, and all fine shops for the patrician class.
Also, online.

Prestat invented the truffle. Makes Lindt seem like Herscheys.

>>15890170
>Diary Milk Silk
>Ferror Roacher
>Hershley

The gentlemans choice

>>15894920

based and slav pilled

>>15890170
this but white

>>15895431
how to spot the typical "according to studies" NPC lmao

>>15895181
>not buying chocolate for your gf and then eating some of hers every now and agian
Oh thats right youre alone because youre probably a bitter fuck

>>15897081
200% Based

>>15890170
These bitches and their apple/orange/strawberry counterparts

>>15897022
what is that it looks fucking good, is the center pistachio?

>>15897543
Looks like marzipan

There's actually a fairly small company in Austria called "Zotter", i have tried both lindt and zotter and I'd say its a tad better. Super fucking expensive tho

also the CEO is kinda obsessed with chocolate (attached)

>>15897883
dude i went to their factory with my school class, it was so cool. chocolates super good too, but expensive

>>15890170
Lindt is a mass produced Frog meme, Swiss people shop at Läderach.

>>15890170
mogs the literal cacao out of you

The milk variant is actually even better somehow.

>>15900059
>>15890170
This is the best milk chocolate bar I've ever tasted.
It's like hershey's, but actually good.

It really captures the chocolate essence while being sweet and not too dark.
It doesn't have the cloying caramel ultra-creamy taste that Western milk chocolate has.

>>15900059
>>15900086
>Chocolate: :|
>Japanese chocolate: :O
Kys

>>15900240
>being so triggered over literal chocoalte that you have to make ad homimems about weeboos
lol

>>15895366
you got btfo.

>>15900059
>>15900086
>t. pic related

>>15900423
>>15900240
>being so buttblasted that you samefag

>>15890170
This shit is the best, honey with almond chocolate.

The undisputed best chocolate on the planet

>>15890170
idk they probably have better chocolate in Japan

>>15900059
>>15900086
https://youtu.be/QYEb4hBS8vY

>>15890170
Rogers Chocolates, Purdy's, Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory.

>>15900059
This looks lika a quintesocial treat for a yuropoor's wife. After all they're known to enjoy some BLACK bar every now and than kek ;)

>>15900658
>quintesocial
You mean quintessential

>>15896551 Ameritard

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-4155658/The-real-reason-American-chocolate-tastes-terrible.html

>>15900672
No, quintesocial.
their women are social with 5 men at once.

>>15900658

>>15890170

>>15900086
This isn’t nearly chocolaty and creamy enough

>>15900774
>chocolaty and creamy enough
no. pick one.

if you get creamier, you get less chocolatey.
more chocolate flavor, less creamy.

That's why meiji is so fuckin kino. The milk chocolate tastes like actual CHOCOLATE, not cloying milk-cream with a hint of chocolate.

>>15900719
you're not very good at this, are you?

>>15891129
us chocolate is bad, as much as it hurts to admit. But Reese's cups are based. The only example americans can be proud of.

>>15890170
Those shits are so stepped on these days

>>15899933
ive been there like 5 times by now i never get tired of it, its a fucking experience

>>15890170

>>15890170
unironically the best chocolate bar I've ever had

Move aside plebs

Screw all these fillings or nuts that get between your teeth.
Just a big slab of pure milk chocolate that melts in your mouth.

>>15899659
>lubeck marzipan
basiert

>>15899659
Vgh germbros, I must kneel to the marzipanchad

'ate femoids
luv me yorkeh
simple as

>>15899659
Marzipan ist Hundescheiße

>>15897728

>>15890173
Soy detected please dilate

>>15903444
>>15903449
Pleb filtered

>>15890611
There will be no mixing of ingredients to enhance flavors. All soups must be only salt, water, and bones. Steaks must be cooked clean with no spices or seasonings,

>>15900719
I feel so sorry for Americans, black people must be so annoying to live with. I’ve seen like three blacks during my entire 30 year lifespan irl, I guess I’m lucky.

>>15894777
I don't know what your argument is.

You have failed to prove your point or bring any kind of conclusion.

>>15900706
>dude got filtered by fucking hersheys
lmao

>>15890951
Based, I'll check it out

>>15895000
Almond butter is disgusting

>grandma kept a bucket of these by the side of her chair for snacking
>she was getting increasingly aged and never fucking washed her hands anymore
>always kept temperatures at about 90 degrees so the lindts would be molten inside
She's dead three years, but these still gross me the hell out.

>>15897081
my grandmother always used to bring big bags of andes to my family, we'd have them for months before they ran out. Also, they taste best when stored in a freezer

>>15897883
I don't want weird bald dude flavored chocolate

>>15903083
Why did nobody ever make a novelty chocolate bar that's a gradient of chocolates, so one end's white and the other is like 70% cacao?

>>15890170
i cant

>>15904368
70% chocolate tastes awful when you've just been eating something sweet

>>15890170
>Shits in your mouth
There you go, eat up.

>>15890940
Dark chocolate trumps both
But also, the dark chocolate Ferroro Rochers are the best chocolate

>>15905210
eat it the other way, then.

>>15891324
>adam ragusea
I'm sorry, who?

>>15890170
I quite like thorntons, when I was a kid they used to do shot glasses from a chocolate fountain too.