/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>rap music plays and drugs

>>15894744

You have to get on the Chik-Fil-A pill.

>>15894744
Oh shit, I thought this was Culver's. I'll be on my way then.

ice masheen broke

Iss gon be 20 minnuts on that chicken sammich coz Daiquiris turned da fryer off. You wanna wait or get sumthin else?

>>15894744
>"second window honey"
shit's comfy idgaf

>>15894744
>>15894838
Checker's/Rally's in a nutshell

>>15894744
I've lost count of the number of black employees I've got fired. Ring the company and day they shouted antisemetic things at me because of my yalmuka. Threatened to call the SPLC and ADL.

They know the power of the Jewish lobby. Flip their shit and fire them. I'll lie like this for even the slightest rudeness. Try it. Works like a charm.

>i'll give you extra ketchup, motherfucker

>>15894744
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>>15895900

/pol/crackers

>>15895900
he was homeless so he deserved it

>>15895918
>implying there are white people on /pol/

>>15895918
George Floyd pointed a gun at a pregnant woman. Toxicology report.

Sorry CNN lied to you. Get a university education.

>>15895933
Kill yourself

>>15894744
why the fuck do we allow everyone to have children when they might not be ready to have a kid??? why the fuck is our society like "lol lets just let them have a kid and hope it works out lmao"
fuck normies

>>15895933
This is the dumbest fucking reply in this thread congrats you are a fucking faggot failtroll

>>15895942
>>15895949
he's right though
shouldn't you niggerlovers be on /gif/ or something?

>>15895956
Stfu nigger

>can I get 2 double cheeseburgers and a small drink
>ok you wan 2 dubbacheebuggas an 2 drank
>no I want 2 double cheese burgers and one drink
>oh ok so you wan 2 cheebuggas and a drank
>no, two DOUBLE cheeseburgers, one small drink
>*shakes head* lemme get a manaja
>manager comes over
>they have a side bar whispering to each other
>manager looks up for a second
>goes back to talking
>manger speaks with a confused look on his face
>you wan TWO drank???

my next order was about to be five four piece nuggets but I decided to cut my losses and not even try

>>15895942
>>15895949
College. Now. STEM not your bullshit leftist gender studies either. Be someone worthwhile.

>>15895965
Nice try goy

>>15895960
make me you shackle-dragging yard ape

Do this
https://streamable.com/6cpsm8

>>15895965


How story really happened
>hi may I take your order?
>yes can I get two cheeseburgers and a small drink?
>two cheeseburgers and a small drink, got it. Anything else?
> "You" give off neckbeard cuck noises due to the fact that you can't interact in public cause you are an autistic faggot.
> "You" uhh that's it.
>..ok please pull up to the second window


You should off yourself next time. Helps the gene pool.

>>15895967
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>>15895971

Cope trannies

>>15895995
>doesn't know how to greentext
pls go and stay go

>>15896007

>stay go?
>is this enough greentext for you you fucking kike?
>lrn 2 write next time you illiterate fuckface

>>15895933
right because pigs never lie. we all saw what happened, it was murder. I can't wait for the next round of rioting.

>>15894744
can I get aaaaauuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>15896028
Don't believe that stupid fucking faggot. A toxicology report won't tell you whether or not a gun was pointed at someone.

He just wants to be an edgy fucking teen on the internet.

>>15896028

Same. Watching black people riot and burn down black businesses while refusing to change their own behavior or improve their own community is hilarious.

>>15895942
>>15895949
>>15896028

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>>15895995
you either are black or live in a place without blacks

>>15896045
>>15896047

Cry more TRANNIES

>>15896049
Your whore mom should have pissed you out in the toilet nigger

>few days ago
>go to taco bell
>kinda busy in the drive thru
>"Taco Bell"
>hi how are you
>"Okay."
>can i please get 3 loaded nacho tacos please?
>"Okay."
>thank you!
>"Okay.
honestly one of the stranger interactions i've had with fast food employees

>>15896050

>>15896045
The Black bourgeoisie seem to be acting in the role of the house Negro. They are pro-administration. They would like a few concessions made, but as far as the overall setup, they have a little more material goods, a little more advantage, a few more privileges than the black have-nots; the lower class. And so they identify with the power structure and they see their interests as the power structure’s interest

>>15896056
Kill yourself

>>15896053
oh ok, you're black
got it

last time I got mcdonalds the black woman didn't know what a combo was so i had to say meal. she was nice at least

>>15896076
Nice try nig nog

>>15896084
you will never be white, or have a gf, or have a penis bigger than 5 inches

>>15896093
You must be talking about yourself cuckfaggot

*clicks tongue*
uhhhhhmmmmmmmm

> can I get a ummmm a uhhhhh..... Cone

>only white people and latinas working at my wagie job
Feels very good

>>15894744
Later today I'm going to do that trick of mine to get a black woman fired. Because of the whining leftists here. I'll try and do it to someone who has kids. The tension will rise in their single mother family, hopefully she'll take it out on her little kids with violence because of their poor impulse control.

Round of applause for the crying leftists ITT. They caused black kids a lot of pain! Let's celebrate. I'm going to fry up a nice rib-eye.

>>15896115
You will do nothing but be a fucking faggot on the internet

Just commit suicide instead you fucking simpleton

>>15896115
Put a bullet in your head INSTEAD

>>15895918
nigger

>>15896140
Die nigger

>>15896115
whats the tric?

>>15896149
Oh, no, I'm a white. Very thankful for that too. Would hate to have to smell myself if I were a black

>>15896134
I could. Heaps of semi automatic weapons. Lots of ammo too. Not handing them in either. Steaks almost done. Awesome being wealthy and white.

>>15896160
You still are a baloney water smelling little dick having nigger

>>15894860
You know it's funny. So many places now are trying to copy their food when they should be copying their service model.

>>15896168
Great now off yourself you illiterate cunt

You aren't wealthy and dont own guns, but you probably cook meth in your shitty trailer you poor fag

>>15896175
I smell more like steak tartar. I actually have money.

>>15896189
You smell like cat piss, wet dog and failure

This thread is harbor trash

>>15894744
I race baited this entire thread to complete shit and honestly it's given me an erection.

>>15896274
I liked it, thanks for the laugh

This might be true for black guys in fast food but black girls are literally always nice as fuck to me. There's a girl at my local Taco Bell named Quisha that calls me "white boy" and compliments my car and gives me free chalupas and drinks and shit when my GF isn't in the car.

>>15894860
But their food isn't great. Even KFC makes a better chicken sandwich than them now.

>>15894860
It's great, they're like the amish. You can treat them like shit and they'll just smile and eat it up.

>>15895235
It feels nice being served by them. Unless they're uppity.
I get an erection thinking about how less than 300 years ago, they were all going bananas on their giant island, and realizing how my people have evolved them in such a short time span.

>>15894860
I'd say some of the worst service I've had is from Chick-fil-a. Sure they're nice, but they consistently screw up all my orders and all I get is a sandwich, fries and a drink.

>>15896369
Also their waffle fries are bland and often dry.

>>15896106
sorry the ice cream machine is broken

>>15896374
not who you were responding to but i agree chick fila fries kinda suck but they've never screwed up my order before. i usually just get the spicy chicken sandwich with some chickfila sauce and either a lemonade or a dr pepper

>>15896028
Niggers reliably lie, steal, and riot, and police officers are not "pigs", they are honorable men and women for the most part who have my respect and admiration.

>>15896057
Socialism is, after all, a philosophy for thieves, and niggers love to steal.

>>15894744
Why do conservahicks pretend to represent the working class, but shit on minimum wage workers?

>>15896109
Latinas are the easiest wettest pussy on the planet

>>15896411
This is my favorite meme belief of the anti-BLM crowd. Bro, even cops know that all cops are faggots. Literally everyone hates cops. Who the fuck grows up and decides they want to be a fucking loser narc for the rest of their lives?

>>15896028
>we all saw what happened
yeah, you saw shit