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>recipe calls for kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper
>use regular salt and foreground black pepper instead
What are some ways you've been delightfully devilish?

>> No.15893409

I put taco seasoning in my pizza sauce and now I'm doing a taco pizza.

>> No.15893431
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15893431

>Recipe calls for smoked paprika
>Use regular paprika instead

>> No.15893432

>>15893384
> calls for making a fresh vegetable and herb stock
> I use a tablespoon of bullion paste and half teaspoon of MSG

>> No.15893476

>>15893384
>use regular salt and foreground black pepper instead
I prefer background black pepper.

>> No.15893478

>>15893384
>foreground black pepper
huh?

>> No.15893487

>supposed to use high quality wine
>use medium quality wine from the middle shelf

>> No.15893498

>recipe calls for greek yoghurt
>use milk

>> No.15893502

>look at pizza dough recipe
>buy a pre-made flatbread from the supermarket

>> No.15893505
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15893505

>Dal calls for red lentils
>Use green lentils instead

>> No.15893534

>recipe calls for white sugar
>get cancelled on twitter

>> No.15893576
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15893576

>>15893384
>making french dish
>recipe calls for good ground beef
>fresh vegetables and expensive condiments
>end up by ordering from McDonald's again

>> No.15893581

>>15893384
Based.

>> No.15893583

>>15893431
Missing out desu

>> No.15893656

>>15893576
Kek

>> No.15893846

>recipe calls for a heaping tablespoon
>use a humping tablespoon instead

>> No.15893864
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15893864

>>15893384
>instructions say to microwave for 15 minutes
>only microwave for 12

>> No.15893904

>>15893384
>Recipe says season to taste
>Season to smell and look instead

>> No.15894315

>recipe calls for 1 tablespoon of vinegar
>add 3 teaspoons instead

>> No.15894736
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15894736

>recipe calls for fresh thyme
>i just use dried instead

>> No.15894747

>>15893384
>oven pizza states it needs at least 20 minutes at 180c fan oven
>leave it in for 26 so it goes super crispy

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>>15894736
>>15893904
>>15893846
>>15893576
>>15893505
>>15893498
>>15893487
This is essentially what real cooks do. Only plebs follow recipes 1:1 and end up paying too much

>> No.15894881

>>15893384
Keep pulling shit like that and you'll never cook an unforgettable luncheon