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Now that’s a slice!

>> No.15884677
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best slice coming through

>> No.15884685
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>>15884677

>> No.15884688

>>15884677
There’s something so beautiful to my fatass about square pizzas. They’re easy to hold, you can sandwich it instantly by putting something good in the middle and then folding the pizza. And the best part is no crust, it is efficient pizza. You literally cannot lose !

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>> No.15884704

>>15884688
>not liking crust
not only are you fat, you also have no taste
kys

>> No.15884736

AYYYYY BADA BIING BADA BOOM
IM WALKIN ERE
WHADYA SAY ABOUT MY MUDDAHS GABAGOOL YOU FUCKIN MOOK? GO METS

>> No.15884783

>>15884704
Genuinely made me laugh. Thanks friend for fat joke.

In return, I’ll tell you about a band 4chan ads keep shilling.

I’m listening to it right now, it’s very nice.

Archers of Loaf

>> No.15884846

>>15884783
don't ever talk to me again...

>> No.15884936

Most based thread on ck rn

>> No.15885245

>>15884650
>literally nothing on it
where are the toppings? where's the flavor? might as well eat a slice of cardboard.

>> No.15885664

>>15884846
Come back baby please. I'll push in your prostate in a special way with my obese girth >;)

>> No.15886155

>>15885664
>>15884783
>>15884688

Quite the chatty cathy today, aren't we m'dear?

>> No.15886165

>>15885245
Less is more

>> No.15887148

>>15884650
Looks like the slice I picked up from Gas N Wash last week.

>> No.15887190
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thoughts on caramel salmon pizza?

>> No.15887704

>>15887148
No, it doesn’t.

>> No.15887725

>>15887704
Yes, it does.

>> No.15887735

>>15884688

You dont need to be a fatass for square pizza to trigger summer camp nostalgia where they loaded you up with carbs and sugar at lunchtime so youd all be passed the fuck out by the time you had to get on the bus every afternoon.

>> No.15887761

>>15887190
Disgusting trash.
And the pizza doesn't look good either.

>> No.15887770

>>15884691
>personal size
>pretentious cheese
>already sliced pepperoni is sliced again
this is literally an incel pizza

>> No.15887905

>>15884736
AYYYYY WASSA MATTA YOU AH? I GAT-A DA PROBALABABALA WIT YOU-A FACE!

>> No.15887921

>>15887190
i wonder if they were wearing shoes... just their bare feet on the floor...

>> No.15887927

>>15884650
I thought there was a rat on the crust from the thumbnail

>> No.15887950
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>>15887921
Interesting question.

>> No.15888058

Why does pizza trigger people so bad?

>> No.15888379

>>15884677
based ellio's chad

>> No.15888439
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>>15884650
>slice
miss me with that gay shit, give me a whole pie to devour

>> No.15888455

I was in a dollar pizza once and this australian woman was a customer that was really excited about it, she's yelling to I guess her group of friends in the back

ANYBODY WANT A SLOOOOICE?? A SLOOOICE? I'M GETTING A SLOOOICE, ANYBODY WANT A SLOOOOICE??!?

was funny

>> No.15888471

>>15886165
Is that what you have to keep telling yourself to cope with living in a tiny single-room apartment with shared bathrooms in NYC?

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>>15884650

>> No.15888482

>>15884650
Looks like Joe's Pizza in NYC. Can tell by the floor tiles.

>> No.15888483

>>15884650
stop posting the same shit constantly you fucking asshole
>>/b/

>> No.15888488

>>15888483
Cool it with the language.

>> No.15888498

>>15888488
oh ok sorry :(

>> No.15888513

>>15888498
No problem. Have a great day, buddy.

>> No.15888943

>>15888513
no fuck you I won't have a great day
it's night here

>> No.15889177

>>15888943
What did I just say about language?

>> No.15889202

>>15889177
i fart in your direction

>> No.15889241

>>15888439
Why are straight men so disgusting?

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>>15889202

>> No.15889271

>>15889241
Because that's what straight women that reproduce are into. QED

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>>15889241
how are your ass worms doing?

>> No.15889614

>>15889258
glad you found it funny ;^)

>> No.15889670

I want my pizza to look like a lasagna!

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>> No.15890353

>>15888482
That’s a sidewalk