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>tfw gonna load up on cheap discount Easter chocolate this week

I can't be the only one on /ck/ who does this.

>> No.15886794

>>15886791
Yes, you might just be the only fat person on /ck/.

>> No.15886812

>>15886794
It's called being thrifty.

>> No.15886827

>>15886812
I hear ya. I like to be thrifty at the bakery dumpsters.

>> No.15886832

>>15886791
>he doesn't buy the jellybeans

>> No.15886850

>>15886791
I just go to the dumpsters
its usually clean and you get lots of great goodies

>> No.15886852

>>15886791
buying slavery chocolate is participating in slavery
are you and edgy contrarian teen or a liberal hypocrite?

>> No.15886856

>>15886791
The discounts aren't that good until next week, by which time the selection has become poor. This week the inflated prices of the Easter chocolate is reduced to the same price per ounce as regular chocolate, and the sheep are fooled by the great big percentage discount signs.

>> No.15886977

>>15886856
this

>> No.15887026

>>15886856
This. Also most Easter chocolate is garbage low % cacao chocolate.

>> No.15887034

>>15886791
I hate easter candy.

>> No.15887043

>>15886791
I stock up on Peeps™

>> No.15887054

>>15886791
I don't eat candy, but since some shops here are closed for at least Sunday and Monday they'll often have lots of meat and produce on short date that I can scoop up when they open again Tues. That's my plan.

>> No.15887074
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15887074

>>15887043
>Peeps
>he's not a Mini chad
I'm so sorry for you, anon.

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15887099

>>15887043
>>15887074

>> No.15887108
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15887108

>>15887099
>creme

>> No.15887124

>>15886791
True fat fucks just stuff that chocolate between their fat rolls and waddle out of the store. Nobody tries to stop them. If they come in pairs even better- they can lick the melty goodness off of each other.

>> No.15887361

>>15886850
Usually?
>>15886856
Who cares if the selection is poor? It's all just chocolate. And no one is getting fooled, you're just dumb enough to think people care.

>> No.15887377

>>15886791
I don't eat much chocolate these days to be honest.
Would rather get the discounted hot cross buns ennit.

>> No.15887382

>>15887377
Ok?

>> No.15887386

>>15887382
Alright?

>> No.15887388

>>15887386
Out of curiousity... why click on this thread about chocolate if you don't like chocolate? Are you fucking with me?

>> No.15887390

>>15886794
Chocolate can be good for you.

>> No.15887394

>>15886791
>load up on discount chocolate
>not loading up on discount prime rib roasts and lamb
I’m so sorry OP

>> No.15887395

>>15887388
Ok chud

>> No.15887397

>>15887395
Excuse me? I'm a leftbro. Hush.

>> No.15887402

>>15887397
Kek you don't even know what a chid really is

>> No.15887407

>>15887388
How can you let people know you don't like chocolate without going into threads about chocolate?

>> No.15887411

>>15887402
No, I'm not particularly well versed in the precise definitions of /pol/ vernacular.

>> No.15887416

>>15887407
Is letting people know you don't like chocolate a productive contribution to a conversation about buying chocolate?

>> No.15888677

>>15887416
You expect me to pretend I like it? You're insane.

>> No.15889395

>>15886791
I do this with Cadbury candy. shit's awesome

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>>15886791
yeah

>> No.15889982

>>15886791
Do americans really?

>> No.15890080

>>15887390
Not the cheap easter chocolate.

>> No.15890118

I buy candy and stuff like that at discount grocers where it's already expired.

>> No.15890609

>>15890118
Based

>> No.15890995
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15890995

Last year I got like 50 Cadbury creme eggs for $.10 each at Kroger.

Hoping for a similar haul this year. Love those damn things.

>> No.15891044

>>15890995
They've been disgusting since around the year 2000. The filling used to have flavour, but now it's just intense sugar.

>> No.15891049

>>15891044
i don't disagree and don't ever buy them at regular prices, but if i can get em dirt cheap, fuck it

>> No.15891066

>>15887074
>>15887099
>>15887108
man i miss being on based team mini, i hope it comes back one day

>> No.15891067
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15891067

>>15887043
>Peeps
*pepes

>> No.15891079

>>15886791
i stockpile cadbury creme eggs in the freezer and then months later use them as currency to ply my friends into doing my bidding

>> No.15891127

>>15891067
rare

>> No.15891272
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15891272

>>15891067
>pepe
>posts apu
A newfag appears

>> No.15891312

They completely demolished Walmarts supply this year. I went in on Saturday and all the Easter candy shelves where bare. No cheap leftover Easter chocolate for me.

>> No.15891322

>>15891312
kek, the trick is to live in an area filled with health-conscious yuppies so the discount junk food takes much longer to sell out at the grocery stores and pharmacies

>> No.15892173

>>15891067
Gb2r

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15893397

>Every single store in my area was completely cleared out by 9AM this morning
Fucking hell I've never seen it go that fast before, didn't even get any for myself

>> No.15894327

>>15893397
I imagine it was a single fat fuck buying it all out